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| 13 | | Poon Tang [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... Is this 'friend' 'Roland' actually you [UB]?
| | | | note Roland is out there, on the ...
| | | | note ... I merely channel Roland, you might say. ...
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| 9 | | Scheißensturm und Blitzen! [UnaBubba] | | | | note I gather Roland won't be needing his ...
| | | | note ... [Mach]. You'd invite Roland home in a blink, ...
| | | | note ... come too close to Roland. Even in Algiers the ...
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| 9 | | The Abductatron [UnaBubba] | | | | note You don't like Roland, [RF]? He has ...
| | | | note Roland is one of those ...
| | | | note Roland is certainly a creep. ...
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| 8 | | DogMop [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... his treat that as Roland slept Fido crept. ...
| | | | note Eeewwrrk!
Roland is a nasty bastard. ...
| | | | note ... If an idea involves Roland then it's pretty much ...
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| 8 | | Guitar Synth [miasere] | | | | note ... differently (a
Roland GI-10). It has a ...
| | | | note ... (typically the Roland GR series) these ...
| | | | note ... a
fairly nifty Roland analogue synth not ...
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| 8 | | MotoSofa [UnaBubba] | | | | note Roland is the name of my CAD ...
| | | | note Rayf, Roland is an uncommon name. ...
| | | | Roland set off early to ...
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| 8 | | Mr Average [UnaBubba] | | | | note For all Roland knows, he is the ONLY ...
| | | | note ... It is unlikely that Roland even cares, because ...
| | | | ... this product on Roland, with no ill effects"
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| 8 | | Pool Table [UnaBubba] | | | | note Roland ain't no freakin' ...
| | | | note ... And I don't think Roland really needs anyone ...
| | | | ... was funny because Roland didn't recall cooking ...
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| 8 | | QUIT!... With Love. [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland heard the van pull up ...
| | | | ... They simply steered Roland towards his bedroom, ...
| | | | ... are hot!", thought Roland, as his Bugs Bunny ...
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| 8 | | Rubik's Cubic Car [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland touched the spot on ...
| | | | ... it, somewhere.
Roland stepped out of the ...
| | | | ... it's free."
Roland guessed she must have ...
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| 7 | | Garage Generator [UnaBubba] | | | | note I never suggested Roland was a genius. He ...
| | | | note ... Another thing is that Roland could have two ...
| | | | Roland loved his new Ford ...
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| 7 | | Space Bar [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... the SF thing.
Roland is a sleazy ...
| | | | note If Roland timed this wrong, ...
| | | | Roland clambered up the ...
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| 7 | | Tornadomaker [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... and more fun. Roland is an insensitive ...
| | | | note Somehow I knew Roland was behind it all the ...
| | | | Finally, Roland thought, it was ...
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| 6 | | Brushin' Revolution [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... somehow I always knew Roland was a bit short, ...
| | | | Roland lay prone, soaking up ...
| | | | ... all of the hair (in Roland's case, thick, ...
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| 6 | | Dildoorknobs [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... slimy little man that Roland is. I'm sure if I ...
| | | | note Roland is but a conduit for ...
| | | | Roland chuckled to himself ...
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| 6 | | Extreme Prescription Service [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... the day before, when Roland recognized the bitter ...
| | | | note ... <br>
The next day, Roland finds his dose of ...
| | | | note Does Roland use payphones?
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| 6 | | Police Bolas [UnaBubba] | | | | Police Chief Roland Torsadée walked ...
| | | | ... looked back toward Roland, spotting his uniform ...
| | | | ... running away.
Roland calmly reached into a ...
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| 5 | | Assassin Bubbles [UnaBubba] | | | | note Clever Roland. So content, yet ...
| | | | note ... event that our dear Roland, perhaps in a ...
| | | | note ... Poor clueless Roland didn't even have ...
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| 5 | | Barry Manilow Jacket [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... make a big hit, once Roland works out the ...
| | | | Roland wandered, apparently ...
| | | | ... As he drew closer, Roland thumbed a switch on ...
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| 5 | | BYO Toilet Seat [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... as it was wont to do, Roland bore the horrified ...
| | | | Roland sat down, pressing ...
| | | | ... Roland's BYO Toilet Seat was ...
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| 5 | | Check My Nipples [UnaBubba] | | | | note Roland has engaged Madonna, ...
| | | | note ... Unless poor old Roland has
a problem.
| | | | Roland sat, idly fingering ...
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| 5 | | HamDragSter [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... (1hp = 4400hmp).
Roland is easily ...
| | | | note ... 5-point harness like Roland?
| | | | Roland hit the starter ...
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| 5 | | Romanov Cocktails [UnaBubba] | | | | note Who is this Roland Romanov fella?
| | | | note ... was USD$1,945,000.
Roland is a sleazy bastard. ...
| | | | Roland Romanov touched the ...
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| 5 | | [UnaBubba] | | | | ... at some time, thought Roland, as he hacked and ...
| | | | ... job was finished.
Roland detached the Poonhair ...
| | | | ... Roland has no regrets. ...
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| 4 | | Condom Gun [UnaBubba] | | | | Naked, Roland stood stock still, ...
| | | | ... on a protuberance of Roland's unremarkable ...
| | | | ... anatomy.
Roland leapt into the air ...
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| 4 | | Duct Tape Gum [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... this you talking, or Roland, cause I'm wondering ...
| | | | Roland stopped at his ...
| | | | ... bulb in the back of Roland's conniving, little ...
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| 4 | | Honorary HalfBakers [FlyingToaster] | | | | note ... Frederick Roland Emett was the kinetic ...
| | | | note //Frederick Roland Emett// sp. "Rowland"
| | | | note ... known variously as Roland/Emmett. I used the ...
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| 4 | | Inflatable Battle Dressings [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... world (by the way, is Roland off sick?). I should ...
| | | | note Roland is always sick, in ...
| | | | note ... noticed.
Actually, Roland was a spotty little ...
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| 4 | | James Bondage [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland stepped into the ...
| | | | ... camera zoomed in on Roland's handsome, ...
| | | | ... features.
Roland raised his left ...
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| 4 | | Kindergarten Cop Gear [UnaBubba] | | | | ... haven't... meh.
Roland checked the safety on ...
| | | | ... automatic fire, Roland sprayed the crowd, ...
| | | | ... the playground, Roland flicked the fire ...
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| 4 | | "Live" Briefcase [UnaBubba] | | | | note When Roland got home, he realized ...
| | | | Roland placed the case on ...
| | | | ... then looked up to see Roland staring at her ...
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| 4 | | Lunch Printer [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland keyed his order into ...
| | | | ... his wildest dreams, Roland realised.
Using ...
| | | | ... walls for houses, Roland had perfected a way ...
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| 4 | | Möbius Striptease [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... resist the image. Roland is a grub, but Tony ...
| | | | Boggle... Roland gets respectable.
| | | | ... they wanted it now. Roland waited patiently, ...
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| 4 | | RollerCommuterCoaster [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland stood, nervously ...
| | | | ... snaking rail.
Roland flicked a glance up ...
| | | | ... All too soon, Roland reached his stop. The ...
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| 4 | | Santa & Pet Photos [UnaBubba] | | | | note another tragedy for Roland.:-( But I am sure pet ...
| | | | note ... darkly episode of Roland.
| | | | Roland sat, sweating ...
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| 4 | | Scoopy Doo Doo [UnaBubba] | | | | note Roland ain't that bright.
| | | | ... moment, just missing Roland's outstretched ...
| | | | ... "Damn!", thought Roland, "I've never once ...
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| 4 | | Slick Black Catillac [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland settled back in the ...
| | | | ... from side to side.
Roland mashed the pedal to ...
| | | | ... forward, pinning Roland and his passengers ...
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| 4 | | The Earl Grey Latte [UnaBubba] | | | | note Roland has very dull ideas ...
| | | | note ... stroking a cat. Roland better think on this ...
| | | | note ... a location joke.
Roland is a sadly ...
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| 4 | | The Story Tree [moomintroll] | | | | note ... UB imitation. Roland? Plus I should MFD ...
| | | | note ... This was a different Roland. He was taller. And ...
| | | | note ... you happy, [dbmag], Roland is now Thag. ...
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| 3 | | Cliché Club [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... (undoubtedly named Roland) table and see what ...
| | | | note ... it with fiances. Roland is bound to be ...
| | | | note His name may be Roland, but not here. Here ...
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| 3 | | electronic hand drum [krevis] | | | | note ... observations:
The ROLAND hand drum controler ...
| | | | note ... around for a while..
Roland make a VERY nice pad ...
| | | | note ... the post than the
Roland model. (See link) ...
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| 3 | | Flight Of The Iguana [UnaBubba] | | | | Flt Lt. Roland Poindexter IV looked ...
| | | | ... their diets.
Roland tucked into a ...
| | | | ... like swordfish!
Roland looked up, to see a ...
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| 3 | | Glory Hole Cemetery [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... stoop to it but Roland is less inhibited. ...
| | | | Roland threw open the gates, ...
| | | | ... post-mortem.
And, Roland smugly assured ...
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| 3 | | Keybeard [UnaBubba] | | | | note Later that day, Roland scratched an itch and ...
| | | | Roland stroked his chin ...
| | | | ... "beard".
Slowly, Roland began to realise the ...
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| 3 | | Law & Order: SUV [UnaBubba] | | | | note Roland might have better ...
| | | | note ... until next fall. Roland could do worse than ...
| | | | Roland waited nervously. ...
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| 3 | | Sentry Coaster [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland lounged against the ...
| | | | ... on a coaster that Roland had designed ( The ...
| | | | ... do that to you.
Roland waited for Nancy to ...
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| 3 | | Sub with Wimps and Blings [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland wound up the window, ...
| | | | ... himself to protect Roland (who was the subject ...
| | | | ... on his necklace.
Roland reflected upon how ...
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| 3 | | The Vertical Office [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland settled back into the ...
| | | | ... for a coffee. Roland could work, ...
| | | | ... the power unit.
Roland was ready for the ...
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| 3 | | Vacuuones [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland looked sleepily at ...
| | | | ... of the 22 vodka shots Roland had downed last night ...
| | | | ... gun in his ear.
Roland sat up carefully, ...
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| 2 | | 303 acid ring tones [acb] | | | | ... the 303 refers to the Roland TB-303, a primitive ...
| | | | ... or so made before Roland realised that it was ...
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| 2 | | boom synthesizer [tommytom] | | | | note ... bottom 8 keys on a Roland Jupiter-8 set to ...
| | | | note ... he threw in a little Roland synth box, too.
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| 2 | | Bull Sharpener [UnaBubba] | | | | Carefully, Roland filed away the last ...
| | | | ... intent was to provide Roland's logomaniacal farmer ...
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| 2 | | Fugu Up! [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland sat at the bar, ...
| | | | ... Pheasant Pâte.
Roland would like to have ...
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| 2 | | Heartbakery [UnaBubba] | | | | note ... causes. Example: Roland doesn't seem to ever ...
| | | | note ... the problem is that Roland suffers from a lack ...
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| 2 | | I.D.G.A.R.A. [UnaBubba] | | | | ... motion of his hand Roland seized the rodent. ...
| | | | ... the tail to one side, Roland stamped the posterior ...
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| 2 | | Pool Toys [UnaBubba] | | | | Roland blinked and looked ...
| | | | ... Later in the morning, Roland wandered down to the ...
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| 1 | | microphone [lbop] | | | | note ... the year 1099 (MIC), Roland the Brief, known to ...
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