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43 New Curse Words  [dgeiser13]
  note How did "fuck" become a bad word ...
  note ... told us that the word fuck that we use today is a ...
  note ... just spelled out 'fuck' in morse".

11 Re-Elect Eisenhower!  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... would probably fuck this up as well ...
  note ... exactly how does one "fuck off"? Do I leave ...
  note ... just sit here and not fuck right now. Maybe ...

10 Singing Resignations  [quarterbaker]
  note ... -) <br>Don’t give a fuck about teams. ...
  note ... <br>Don’t give a fuck how it seems. ...
  note ... give a flying fuck <br>About your lousy ...

10 Spooker  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... That's madness. Fuck You!"<br>"Oh sir the ...
  note ... back in 1823 as were [Fuck Off], [Fuck This] and ...
  note ... fat asses, admit their fuck up, and give back what ...

10 Truumple.go  [xenzag]
  note ... we manage the forests? Fuck Trump. Should we ...
  note ... carbon emissions? Fuck Trump. How should we ...
  note ... in the Middle East? Fuck Trump. One last ...

8 Magnetosensitivity in humans  [Ling]
  note ... of Reasons?// Fuck the gubment. What ...
  note ... is being used to fuck up peoples' endocrine ...
  note I don't give a fuck 'why' it is in the ...

7 Customized E-Books  [Meowse]
  note ... from? 'Cunt'? 'Fuck'? 'Nigger'? No, it's ...
  note ... running it through a s/fuck/drat/ filter? Based ...
  note ... a monster, or hearing 'fuck' is just stupid. Yes, ...

7 Progressive Debate Outline / Ballot  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... is regulating the fuck out of these things, ...
  note ... against whatever-the-fuck might want to do you ...
  note ... part. I Why the fuck are people spoiling ...

6 Anti Monsanto action  [pashute]
  note ... shirts with the words FUCK MONSANTO on them? ...
  note ... trend for wearing "FUCK MONSANTO" T shirts ...
  note ... dubious products. Fuck Monsanto - eat natural ...

6 Combined election/referendum  [hippo]
  note ... there's always the "fuck 'em" approach. ...
  note ... resembles it kindly fuck off.
  note ... choice not to kindly "fuck off" as you so ...

6 web currency  [Anarch]
  note ... I've never seen "Shit Fuck" as a derogatory term ...
  note I think it is shit fuck.
  note ... If you're gonna say 'fuck', say 'fuck'. It's ...

5 Fight poaching with superstition  [21 Quest]
  note ... Washington: "Where the fuck did all those fucking ...
  note ... Ulysses S Grant: "Fuck it, Lee, just sign the ...
  note ... "He's fucking quit ? Fuck !" <br> ...

5 Non-discriminatory anti-topless laws  [EdwinBakery]
  note ... about? When the fuck did i say anything to ...
  note ... Seriously What the fuck is wrong with you ...
  note ... contexts. What the fuck is wrong with you ...

5 One Word Language Challenge  [doctorremulac3]
  note Fuck are you talking about, ...
  note ... from "What the fuck are you talkin' ...
  note ... about?" to "The fuck are you talkin' ...

5 Secretion soap  [nineteenthly]
  note ... if they are Good and fuck. fuck fuck..... fuck ...

5 Welfare Reform Compromise #21  [21 Quest]
  note ... yes, it was a genuine fuck off response. I don't ...
  note ... but at least gives a fuck. This is a rather ...
  note ... But as you wish. Fuck off right back at ya. ...

4 Bacon Slicer  [8th of 7]
  note What the fuck is a rasher? Is it a ...
  note ... to pruritus? Fuck, man! You're country ...
  note ... What in great green fuck is a "butty-muncher"? ...

4 Barack O'Java  [MikeD]
  note ... sort of inaccurate, fuck-brained ...
  note ... overall ability to fuck up a two-car funeral ...
  note ... that you should give a fuck about not being ...

4 Brexit referendum referendum  [hippo]
  note ... until they all fuck right off. All those ...
  note ... or wherever the fuck they come from. ...
  note ... who didn't shut-up/fuck off when they had the ...

4 Conspiracy Theory Acceptance Rating  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... you. So, frankly, go fuck yourself.
  note ... and tell me to go fuck myself. See this is ...
  note ... you really can go and fuck yourself, m'kay? If ...

4 Every Key On Keyboard Prints The Magic Word  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... than just typing "FUCK!" over and over. ...
  note ... say, chocolate called "Fuck", and subsidise it ...
  note ... popular. Eventually, "fuck" would cease to have ...

4 Invention etymological website  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... me if I were to try to fuck him over. That would ...
  note ... fight them for. <br>Fuck that.<br>How about no. ...
  note ... who don't give a fuck.<br>I put my toys out ...

4 Make Swear Words Harder To Pronounce  [shibolim]
  note ... you're going to fuck up your chances by ...
  note ... slander or insult. So "Fuck" no longer means ...
  note Where I'm from, "fuck" is pretty much used ...

4 Phonetic Compression  [goldbb]
  note ... interference can fuck it up. Getting ...
  note ... transmission. We can't fuck with the first, we ...
  note ... with the last. So we fuck with the middle. Just ...

4 Poetic Government  [[ sctld ]]
  note ... somethin to say. Fuck the police [scratch, ...
  note ... scratch]<br> Fuck the police [scratchy, ...
  note ... scratch, scratch]<br> Fuck the police ...

3 Alternating Response Times Radiate Reaction  [Vernon]
  note ... or you have to say 'fuck it' and just go and ...
  note ... would say "well, fuck it, I'll actually ...
  note ... the faintest flying fuck of an idea what ...

3 Bleep Free TV  [Jscotty]
  note ... and the word "FUCK" super-imposed on ...
  note ... performance with a 'fuck', but most shows ...
  note ... generally saying 'fuck' or some variant ...

3 Bouncy Mosque  [TheBamforth]
  note ... them to Sinod the fuck out of what's what - ...
  note ... be to liberal the fuck out of it, just like ...
  note ... be to liberal the fuck out of it// and how ...

3 Chat Carriage  [jonthegeologist]
  note ... be in the antisocial "fuck off and don't even try ...
  note ... and Hazel and my "fuck off" class. ...
  note //"fuck off" class//, also a ...

3 Collectible "Dupes"  [bear]
  note ... song called "What the Fuck Do You Think You're ...
  note ... words are "What the Fuck Do You Think You're ...
  ... asking me "what the fuck do I think I'm ...

3 Contract with ' not ’  [vincevincevince]
  note ... disambiguation. //Fuck you, Max.// Did I ...
  note Oh, right. So "Fuck you, Max" is sort of a ...
  note ... and remember to say "Fuck you, pal" to the ...

3 Extra fire alarm  [hippo]
  note ... for himself, get the fuck outta the building ...
  note ... for himself, get the fuck outta the building ...
  note ... for himself, get the fuck outta the building as ...

3 Friend Camp  [sophocles]
  note Fuck friends. It's a type ...
  note //Fuck friends. It's a type ...
  note ... What the actual fuck. What kind of ...

3 Gripping Noise  [Condiment]
  note ... SHIT! *Honk*. FUCK! *Honk*. You're right, ...
  note ... "Shit!"=HONK; "FUCK"=EARTHQUAKE

3 Hydrothermal vent energy utilisation  [django]
  note ... ecosystem for us to fuck up.
  note ... ecosystem for us to fuck up.// It's not like ...
  note ... UAE - they'd buy it. Fuck knows how they are ...

3 I accept for fuxake.  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... your PC to seriously fuck up the computers & ...
  note ... which will (should) fuck up telemarketers ...
  note ... them. //(should) fuck up telemarketers real ...

3 Independence Celebration Long Stop  [calum]
  note ... Nobody really gives a fuck about England (meaning ...
  note ... categories to fuck meaninglessly. Or ...
  ... should knock it the fuck off, you're adults, ...

3 KKKambridge Spamalytica  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... moron who would fuck up America in any ...
  note ... slogan, or even, for fuck's sake, that he was a ...
  note ... doesn't give a fuck. Accept that Dems ...

3 Let the economy save the environment  [Gulherme]
  note ... personally told him to fuck off. No, it all ...
  note ... this fulminating fuck & his mates to look ...
  note Can't eat gold, or fuck it burn it or ...

3 Lunaphroighuichalladdiachorangie  [zen_tom]
  note ... Honi Soit Qui Malky Fuck), without which any ...
  note ... //Honi Soit Qui Malky Fuck// = possibly the ...
  note ... be upon those who fuck (with) Malky/Malcolm." ...

3 Metaphysics 101  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... btw), to wake the fuck up. 'You' now make ...
  note ... I wear it.<br>What the fuck's with that then eh? ...
  ... would be to just say fuck it.<br>Enjoy the rest ...

3 Mock the Prophet Day  [21 Quest]
  ... did this, I say fuck you and fuck ...
  ... Ganesh, or Buddah then fuck him too. If they ...

3 Money for no sex  [PauloSargaco]
  note ... they're all going to fuck and take your money ...
  note ... 'everybody oughta go fuck whomever, whenever.' ...
  note ... not just who you fuck and how often, but ...

3 Obvious Man  [8th of 7]
  note ... everyone just say "fuck it, this'll do."? ...
  note ... everyone just say "fuck it, this'll do."?// ...
  note ... a bit, then you say "fuck it, this'll do", and ...

3 Progressive and Specific Away Messages  [Eugene]
  note //You fuck cows in retrospect.// ...
  ... aoubt now? Me: Fuck off and die, you ...
  ... annoying prick. You fuck cows in retrospect. ...

3 Rude passwords  [Loris]
  note ... they tried "fuck" and it ended up ...
  note ... they tried "fuck" and it ended up ...
  note ... was something like "Fuck you, pigs" then it ...

3 Socialist Business Model  [bigsleep]
  note ... does not give a fuck. It is a very hard ...
  note ... does not give a fuck. It is a very hard ...
  note ... doesn't give a fuck. And with that, a ...

3 Sphericon Wing  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... ...never mind. fuck shit's not cool man ...
  note ... more compelling than "fuck you maxwell". I ...
  note ... sphericon, not the "fuck you" bit.)

3 Swearios  [JesusHChrist]
  note Why the fuck not?
  note ... bowl: "Shut the fuck up you fat cunt. Eat ...
  note ... go, 'snap, crackle, fuck you!'"

3 Tea Creamer  [sartep]
  note ... of ignorami, what the fuck is creamer anyway? ...
  note ... in it? If yes, then fuck creamer and fuck tea ...

3 Thesaurus of Meh  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... doesn't give a flying fuck through a rolling ...
  note ... of not having a fuck or a shit or a rat's ...
  ... rat's ass NT flying fuck BT two shits etc. ...

3 Voice of GOD on the road  [James Newton]
  note ... the antenna. (AAH!! FUCK!! IT BURNS! IT ...
  note ... up in Pitsmoor you can fuck off.<br> <Loud ...
  note ... screeching woman> Well fuck you, I should never ...

3 When Giants Stride The Earth  [infidel]
  note ... moniker (screen name), fuck you, you (should) know ...
  note ... could give a flying fuck who you really are. ...
  note ... still couldn't give a fuck. ...

3 www. Stream Of Consciousness .com  [phoenix]
  note ... birds purple ghost fuck wounds mealone ...
  note ... poo panda shit crap fuck ungh! yeah! ooooh!! ...
  note ... greeneggs'nham Fuck-em hehehe all ghandi ...

2 1D movies  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... 00ps I dropped it . Fuck.
  note ... 00ps I dropped it . Fuck!".

2 Adaptive airplane seating and airfare  [notexactly]
  note ... nicely. What the fuck ever happened to ...
  note ... left on earth, for fuck's sake?

2 Advance Conjugal Directive  [MikeD]
  note ... of owning a living fuck doll. It is not. I, ...
  note ... I don't think I would fuck my comatose spouse. ...

2 Age Of Man Associated Monthly Calendar Icons  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... October is 63. Well fuck it. Time to start ...
  note ... laughing! What the fuck is wrong with me?" LL. ...

2 Anglo-American bickering website  [Redbrickterrace]
  note ... but why don't you all fuck off and leave Cumbria ...
  note ... privileged position to Fuck off if they don't like ...

2 Anti-Graffiti Spray  [lkbio540]
  note ... the people who spray "Fuck you" and other ...

2 Assorted DNA Party Poppers  [idris83]
  note Fuck I need to watch more ...
  note ... your use of the word "fuck" for comedic effect. ...

2 Basic income  [potty]
  note ... just lazy, go fuck yourself." ...
  note ... a country with "go fuck yourself" in its ...

2 bikerepair  [evildork]
  note ... I went through ... Fuck You. I probably beat ...
  note ... afford - I burned the fuck out doing 2 full time ...

2 blind friendly currency  [pydor]
  note ... and suggest you go fuck yourself, in whatever ...
  note ... most likely contain "fuck off" and "bloody ...

2 Box ID  [dekoi]
  note ... to play hide and go fuck yourself. ...
  note ... that using the word "fuck" totally negates the ...

2 Breeding far flying bees to spread climate change tolerance among plants  [beanangel]
  note ... to geeeentetically fuck around with ...
  note ... to geeeentetically fuck around with ...

2 Business Religion Disclosure Law  [21 Quest]
  note ... on its face lately. Fuck it, it will all be ...
  note ... would have said aw fuck it, black holes are ...

2 Chameleon pool  [shinobi]
  note What the fuck is a boutique hotel?
  note //What the fuck is a boutique hotel?// ...

2 Cheaper Rockstar Lifestyle  [quaero curvus]
  note ... don't give a flying fuck. If you give a fuck ...

2 Coughing cigarette packet  [8th of 7]
  note ... give you a cheery "fuck you" as they left.
  note ... earlier comment of "fuck you", possibly adding ...

2 Dirtbike Vanguard Deployment  [21 Quest]
  note ... are not going to un-fuck the situation by ...

2 Disaster Names for People  [smizzou]
  note ... Andy, and Bob (why the fuck they gave it that ...

2 Dog Day Afternoon  [mymus]
  note ... top hat with "JUST FUCK OFF!" on it. as she ...
  note ... hard hat with FUCK OFF-THIS MEANS YOU! ...

2 Effigy Systems Incorporated  [joeforker]
  note ... on the monitor! Naw, fuck it! Turn it off! Fear ...
  note ... in the monitor, naww, fuck it! Turn it off! I ...

2 Electro-green  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... very bad and will fuck you up. X-rays ...
  note ... somewhat bad and may fuck you up. UV (±10^16 ...

2 Emergency kite pistol  [polartomato]
  note ... widdly pistol and a fuck off great big bazooka ...

2 eviction locks  [bob]
  note fuck that fucking cunt of a ...
  note ... of their garden. fuck them in excelsius. ...

2 Explanation of Origin of Universe  [Mindey]
  note ... specifically to fuck me over.
  note ... specifically to fuck me over. ...

2 Foul Language SMS Lexicon  [tourist]
  ... a difference between fuck an fawk, bitch and ...
  ... lets her manager dry fuck her shit chute on his ...

2 Give Me Your Lenin Statue Topplers  [theircompetitor]
  note ... the housing market. Fuck the housing market. ...
  note ... Look, nobody says "Fuck communism" more than ...

2 Gumball Medication Dispenser  [DesertFox]
  note ... Because we don't fuck kids up with our pills ...
  note //Because we don't fuck kids up with our pills ...

2 Halfbakery on Twitter  [vincevincevince]
  note Fuck Twitter. There, I ...
  note //Fuck Twitter.// Hmmm. My ...

2 Halfbakery protection  [pashute]
  note ... self, but they usually fuck off once they get ...
  note ... only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're ...

2 Halfbakery Users Limericks  [goff]
  note ... So buck up or fuck off, dear sir.
  note ... a scribe had said, fuck it<br> But he is too ...

2 Hamstring hurricanes via oil slicks  [bungston]
  note So first fuck up the climate with ...
  note ... the same fuels to fuck up the ocean in a ...

2 Hypervelocity Weaponry on a (relative) shoestring  [victory]
  note Will you two just fuck already?
  note //Will you two just fuck already?// Well ...

2 Interactive Censorship  [hidden truths]
  note ... more years ago, when 'fuck' was something special ...
  link ... "Mongolian Cluster Fuck"

2 Inverse Text Adventure Game  [DeathNinja]
  note ... are in a cave* [you] Fuck! [computer] i don't ...

2 JunkMail  [Impman]
  note ... makes it sound like "fuck this") and exited the ...

2 Just the movie  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... country so why the fuck (excuse my French) do ...
  note ... country so why the fuck // *ahem* actually, ...

2 Laser Frame  [Eugene]
  "Get the fuck outta frame!"
  ... film shoots: "Shut the fuck up for picture!" ...

2 Last words generator  [-alx]
  note ... <br> "Fuck! Where did that tree ...
  note ... the lyrics to Fuck a Dog by Blink-182). ...

2 Lava Power  [twitch]
  note ... I just think they fuck up the landscape and ...
  note ... they all, so far, fuck up the landscape ...

2 LED garden lights, onnastick.  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... they do absolutely fuck all // We could ...
  ... they do absolutely fuck all. They glow dimly ...

2 Make political parties illegal  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... the other can't give a fuck if you lose a few ...
  ... can all just shut the fuck up and get on with ...

2 Mastectomy bra pocket  [Gulherme]
  note ... mafioso-style-"sit the fuck down and shut the fuck ...

2 Maze Mice Make Macramé  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... ahead and tell me to fuck off if you (you being ...

2 Mechanical arms for dolphins  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... So, frankly, fuck 'em.
  note //So, frankly, fuck 'em.// Finally, ...

2 Meditation dome  [django]
  note Evidently "how" means "fuck you" in Dutch.
  note Nope, but fuck means baby seal in ...

2 MesiahILF  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... time." He tells me to fuck off and we both go ...
  ... over the place. Fuck Yeah!

2 Mine the Emperor's Tomb  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... my eardrums" and "oh fuck that hurts" is very ...
  note ... The gap between "oh fuck that hurts" and "oh ...

2 My Fabulous Life Without You  [pottedstu]
  note ... or "Piss the Fuck Off?"
  note "Please Fuck Off".

2 n-bladed razor  [PeterSilly]
  note //Fuck Everything, We're ...
  link Fuck Everything, We're ...

2 Night Globe  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... to go surfing soon. Fuck this serious shit.
  note ... I got loadsamoney so fuck off!"

2 NLAD-D Landmine  [21 Quest]
  note ... enough to knock the fuck out of an intruder ...
  note ... enough to knock the fuck out of an intruder// ...

2 Noise-Seeking Letter of Complaint  [lyserge]
  note ... the message "SHUT THE FUCK UP" on it
  ... your alarm shut the fuck up.

2 obscene passwords  [pdg37]
  note I said fuck[pdg37] As I wrote ...
  note ... passwords:<br> 71 fuck<br> 45 ass/arse<br> ...

2 Occam's Butter Knife Award  [MauiChuck]
  note ... just five minutes, or fuck off altogether for a ...

2 Pay doctors by health of patients  [myclob]
  note ... annotating? Fuck that noise. I won't ...
  note ... insult. // What the fuck did you think, then? ...

2 Penalty Predictor Dice  [Fishrat]
  note ... sport I give a flying fuck about is Ice Hockey, ...
  note //flying fuck// More a hobby than ...

2 Performance enhancement home testing kit  [4whom]
  note oh fuck, the sex police ...
  note "oh fuck, the sex police ...

2 Personal Narrator  [TauCeti]
  note "Will you shut the fuck up!"<br> <br> ""Will ...

2 Pineapple emotion amplifier  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... after saying "what the fuck? what the fuck? over ...

2 Politician Float Test  [21 Quest]
  note ... old, sick and poor? Fuck 'em.
  note ... and determination and fuck the ones who struggle ...

2 Pretend everything was invented by someone French  [mark_t]
  note ... hand calls for a big fuck-off sword for lopping ...
  note ... achieve approximately fuck all and are part of ...

2 Remote-Control Giant Desert Etch-a-Sketch  [lostdog]
  note ... in desert to write 'fuck-off' large enough to ...
  note ... shit go home" or "fuck off blowins" you just ...

2 Rentisham's Traditional Flenting Wax  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... out too well we said "fuck it" and moved to ...
  note ... // "fuck it" and moved to ...

2 Replaceable Crack Pipe Filter  [shapu]
  note ... pad. What the fuck?
  note //what the fuck?// You know, I ...

2 Reprimand Button  [Cuit_au_Four]
  note ... the keyboard marked 'fuck off', to be pressed ...
  note ... you could press the 'fuck off and die'-button, ...

2 Saws First & Asks Questions Later  [xenzag]
  note It's fuck all to do with a play ...
  note //It's fuck all to do with a play ...

2 Shock Crotch  [MikeD]
  note How the fuck can you hate dogs? ...
  note //How the fuck can you hate dogs?// ...

2 Shock First Aid  [wjt]
  note ... use of the word "fuck" - as in "get the ...

2 Skirt TV Censorship Rules  [ytk]
  note ... can so much as mutter "fuck" while they die on ...
  ... keeps evil words like "fuck" and "tits" from ...

2 squirt gun warfare!  [Kociol]
  note ... word larp. What the fuck happened to playing ...

2 Standardized curse symbols  [phundug]
  note ... $#1+, P155, FUCK, c~n+, C0ck$~ck3R, ...
  note ... do know 'em! Fuck it all! Down with ...

2 Strap-on Testicles for Tough Women  [mahatma]
  note How the fuck does this get +19?
  note They neutered me - fuck it ! where do I stand ...

2 Technicolor Tourette's  [Grimrock]
  note ... inue as you were!", "Fuck! rying out loud!" ...
  note ... Instead of 'fuck-ball-swine' - ...

2 Telemarketer Discouraging Phone Answering Routine  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... find that a cheery "fuck off" is remarkably ...
  note ... was, a simple "Go fuck yourself." would have ...

2 The Do-badder  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... going to continue to fuck your wives and mothers ...
  note ... kidding MB I wouldn’t fuck you with a 10 foot ...

2 The Last Word  [absterge]
  note ... It went like this, "fuck you good bye." Our ...
  note ... ending conversations. Fuck you good bye

2 Thoroughgoing approach to earth's destruction  [calum]
  note ... and you're "Well fuck the fuck off then, ...

2 Tornado Leaping  [DrBob]
  note ... <br> Level 5 - "Oh fuck! Oh fuck!". Zorb ...

2 Tourette's Syndrome Chat Room  [st3f]
  note ... arsey shit-wank idea fuck. Do you tits plan on ...
  ... who actually does fuck suffer from this arse ...

2 Undead Home Protection Kit  [8th of 7]
  note You only have to fuck one goat...
  note //You only have to fuck one goat...// That ...

2 VMI Only girls will be born  [beanangel]
  note ... stations) and fuck as many of the local ...

2 Wallet Taser  [Evil_Baron_Moustachio]
  note ... too walk" "Walk, nah fuck that - too far", ...
  note ... .... "Yeah OK" "Now fuck off !" And that's how ...

2 Web Cam Of Animal Slaughter House  [mofosyne]
  note ... chicken. Ah, fuck the moral dilemma. ...
  note //fuck the moral dilemma// ...

1 

1 1/2baked commercial  [toomer34]
  link oh fuck, I advertised the ...

1 1-800-MINDFUK  [daseva]
  note ... not to deserve? Fuck knows.

1 3D minesweeper  [xaviergisz]
  note ... that. Who gives a fuck, really.

1 A Can of Shush!  [french]
  note ... make a can of shut the fuck up, I'm sure that ...

1 Abraham vs Santa Clause  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... the end of time. Fuck off

1 Actual Atheism  [fishboner]
  note ... or beleifs. I fuck it up sometimes out of ...

1 Adult-contemporary rap  [acb]
  note ... by the sun, <br> so fuck the damn creationists, ...

1 Age Related Sterilization Bonus  [jmvw]
  note ... doesn't give a fuck. ...

1 Aircraft Engine Messaging  [jonthegeologist]
  note ... the bird can't see a fuck-off huge Iron bird ...

1 alcoeconomy rating  [jamieb]
  note ... drink 13 halves.// Fuck me that's an ...

1 Alien Linguist  [Tranai]
  note ... a "shut up, shut the fuck up" comment over one ...

1 All Apple products should display the 'sad Mac' icon today  [hippo]
  note fuck.

1 All-in-One Wound Cream  [Custardguts]
  note ... sell quite well. Fuck it. ...

1 Alzheimer's Switchboard Service  [tourist]
  ... won't tell you to go fuck yourself like she does ...

1 American Atheist  [21 Quest]
  note ... Garden is trippy as fuck and narrated by Derek ...

1 ... and smoking  [bigsleep]
  note ... they just permanently fuck me up with the shit ...

1 anf  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... hand am usually going "fuck you, paperclip, I did ...

1 Anti Boot  [Shapharian]
  note ... to do whatever the fuck he wants just 'cos ...

1 anti-social network  [giro sintornillo]
  note ... to my anno saying "Fuck you!"

1 Anti-Terrorism Program  [globaltourniquet]
  note ... allotment of camels. Fuck the virgins, camels ...

1 Anti-unrequited-love drug  [acb]
  note ... don't give a tuppeny fuck about your moral ...

1 Antivertising  [wagster]
  note ... telecoms, who the fuck needs a fucking cell ...

1 Apocalyptic Limerics  [theircompetitor]
  note ... survive it the fuck you can.

1 Artificial Mirage Lens  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... Then why the fuck do I have to pay ...

1 Audible Graffiti  [ChewTheBeef]
  note ... end up a chorus of "Fuck you!"s, "<Name> ...

1 Audience Controlled Tilt-able Stage  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... got the first flying fuck of an idea; but any ...

1 Aufblasbarehosen  [AO]
  note ... you're a fatso, so fuck off, nobody wants you ...

1 Augmented reality clothes store  [slater]
  note ... (what the flying fuck) seems just like ...

1 Auto-find music  [britboy]
  note ... of a man go shorty fuck the pain and they ...

1 Auto-Rowing Cruise Liner  [21 Quest]
  note ... can do whatever the fuck you want, ...

1 Autoboner's Anthem  [Zimmy]
  note ... but Zimmy, what the fuck ya talking about?

1 Automatic Condom Applicator Underpants  [rcarty]
  ... so you are ready to fuck population growth.

1 Aversion pay scale  [smylly]
  note ... the human urge to fuck the other guy over for ...

1 Ayn Rand Inspired Satire  [rcarty]
  note ... who spar against it. "Fuck you" is a very ...

1 Baby Leg Sideburns  [calum]
  note ... what-the-fuck does-he-think- ...

1 Ball and (block)Chain  [theircompetitor]
  note ... it couldn’t be done. Fuck that dude. Turn it ...

1 Beer Goggles Mug  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... on women, just for the fuck of it. Literally. I ...

1 better nutrition with root surface area  [beanangel]
  note ... give a <strikethrough> fuck <\strikethrough> about ...

1 Bike Saddle Harpoon  [Arnold Grunchfuttock]
  note ... in London would do fuck all.

1 Bioluminescent clouds  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  ... gives a flying fuck? Well, technically ...

1 Bird Befriender  [phundug]
  note Fuck birds! One pooped on ...

1 BitCoin for Scotland  [Loris]
  because fuck you

1 black hole vacuum cleaner  [the dog's breakfast]
  note ... "Now just WHERE the fuck did all this cat hair ...

1 Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2012  [8th of 7]
  note ... Manager to go and fuck himself with a ...

1 Blue flashing lights for vets  [8th of 7]
  note ... so the natives didn't fuck it up too badly. ...

1 bobo's baloon bong  [grahamcrackers]
  ... holy shit it would fuck you up. Alright so ...

1 Bobsmart  [shinobi]
  note And don't fuck with DrBob. He already ...

1 Bond's Children  [smendler]
  note ... snipped like fuck prior to being ...

1 BrainWave ID System  [Vernon]
  note ... given that there are a fuck-ton of associations in ...

1 Brave new shower  [rayfo]
  note ... singing in the... ugh! fuck, what the?!... oh, ...

1 bullet time stamp  [simpleknight]
  note ... it's boring as all fuck); it truly is not a ...

1 Bullshit Time  [Skybird]
  note ... your money and fuck off home, do become ...

1 bums life  [abadon]
  note ... drivel. But where the fuck are these reality ...

1 Buns don't kill people, Fishes do.  [Fishrat]
  ... You knows it. Safe as fuck.

1 burmese pyhons, florida & rednecks (my people)  [Plain-ol-Ed]
  note Fuck Greenpeace, virtually ...

1 Burqa-like garment for job interviews  [notexactly]
  note ... we don't know who the fuck it was."

1 Campaign For Monkey Pants  [theleopard]
  link ... zeit-gersch, zeit-, fuck it! Meme.

1 CantWeAllJustGetAlong  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... translated becomes "fuck you ","peace, in ...

1 Car Whiskers  [hippo]
  note ... while so they wouldn't fuck up their gangsta ...

1 Castles  [Antegrity]
  note ... also, wonder why the fuck the US is using all ...

1 Celtic Cross Roundabout  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... can do whatever the fuck you please.

1 CensEar  [cheesemonkey]
  note ... device and scream "FUCK" several times into ...

1 Centripetal Tubular Anti-Gravitational Swimming Pool  [DesertFox]
  note ... She replied; 'Fuck off.' And put the ...

1 Changing tone key click  [8th of 7]
  note ... my keybord. Why the fuck do they put it ...

1 Check Your Freakin' Privilege  [theircompetitor]
  ... about themselves -- fuck these people who've ...

1 Child Safe Light Switch  [prune]
  note ... just irritated the fuck out of me, so to ...

1 Children's Government  [tustin]
  note ... halfbakers will, well, fuck you up. Stick around, ...

1 China To Build Housing in the US  [theircompetitor]
  note ... and bourgeois as fuck, so I can afford to ...

1 Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Cthulu Faced Bookmark  [zen_tom]
  link Choose Your Own Mind-fuck Fest

1 Choose your own apres-Brexit status  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... a franco- germanic fuck about restaurant ...

1 Church of Disease  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... registered. If you fuck something up later in ...

1 Click2Divorce.com  [beanangel]
  note ... female supremacy. Fuck feminism.

1 Closed Captioning for the Plot Impaired  [uniball2]
  note ... No. So how the fuck am I supposed to know ...

1 Coffee Cup of Shame  [riromero]
  note ... of shit FUCK IT barry white is ...

1 Coin operated space probes  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... be wondering what the fuck is going on.

1 colored tires  [dave]
  note ... mean really- WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!?! It's ...

1 Colorized by Kids  [spiraliii]
  note ... the possessive use of fuck.

1 Compound Bow Suit  [rcarty]
  note Fuck lawsuits, the Bow Suit ...

1 Condenser SteamOS  [techotter]
  note ... they will routinely fuck over their partners. ...

1 Confounding Confetti  [Ling]
  note fuck, its on my shoe...

1 Conspiracy theory theme park  [hippo]
  note ... If you're a guy, then fuck off. I'm smarter ...

1 Control looting with cloud seeding  [nineteenthly]
  note ... citizens and got the fuck out of the ghetto LIKE ...

1 Cookie alert! Ahhooogahh  [popbottle]
  note ... found that a cheery "fuck off" works well at ...

1 Corporatisation of Politics  [calum]
  note ... and huckster the fuck out of one another and ...

1 CPU clock speed enabled GPS  [4whom]
  ... for knowing where the fuck you are.

1 Cranberry sauce designs  [evilpenguin]
  note ... What the fuck is it with you people? ...

1 Creeping Paranoia Prank Programme  [calum]
  note ... moment as a "Thank Fuck I have a good memory ...

1 Crow trash collectors  [bungston]
  note ... cool... but pigeons! Fuck yeah.

1 Cyberwhorehouses / Live porn channel  [soulaar]
  note ... people are willing to fuck for a buck since they ...

1 Dangerous Dave  [Gulherme]
  note ... by trying to fuck up dave as much as ...

1 Database of all programming languages  [notexactly]
  note ... in order that Word can fuck up the formatting in ...

1 Dating Directory  [HighSchoolMan]
  note ... stimuli; the word "fuck" for example. ...

1 Deactivate crosswalk button  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... don't feel it safe, to fuck right off.<br> It ...

1 Democracy Camp  [talen]
  note ... to this idea: OH FUCK! I screwed up again!

1 Designated Christmas-Free Zones  [genevieve]
  note ... Of New York. Thank fuck.

1 Designer Thrift Store  [futurebird]
  note "and it's this act of 'fuck fashion' seamstressing ...

1 Desktop Battery  [gamecraziness]
  note ... Now kindly go fuck yourself with a ...

1 DinoBus  [UnaBubba]
  note ... Thou Shalt Not Fuck Around With ...

1 Disability Currency  [JesusHChrist]
  note Actually, no, fuck it, remediate ...

1 DJ Rappin' Cap  [benfrost]
  note ... move and scratch the fuck out of the stylus and ...

1 Dogville DVD  [benfrost]
  note ... you all just shut the fuck up? It's a drama OK. ...

1 Don't Steal Me Stickers  [kevinthenerd]
  note ... kids. Where the fuck do they get the money ...

1 Drama Queen for a Day  [DrBob]
  note ... Oh God! Where the fuck is it??? They'll be ...

1 Dress up room  [vereggen]
  note oh fuck, its my new kitten ...

1 Drive In Rollercoaster  [Grogster]
  note 'Murica! Fuck yeah!

1 Drunk Debates  [Great Satan]
  note ... to tell Kerry to go fuck himself...he seems to ...

1 Drunk drive  [Antegrity]
  note ... *stupid* and you can fuck somebody else up as ...

1 Dungeons & Dragons Park  [froglet]
  note ... Tavern" style scene. Fuck, this would be even ...

1 Duo-Can  [xenzag]
  note // Fuck the cans // We hope ...

1 DWUIA Detector  [blainez]
  note ... the car slows down? Fuck that.

1 Earth-Space Web  [Vernon]
  note Fuck Niven, if your ring is ...

1 Eat The Bad Tuna  [8th of 7]
  note ... case, [pert]. Stay The Fuck Away From The Great ...

1 Edible Skirting  [Honduras]
  note ... for tat...but what the fuck are you on about? ...

1 Eerily prescient fortune cookies  [hippo]
  note ... on alert, in case I fuck up the end-game. I ...

1 Egging made easy  [sab8823]
  note "What the fuck have you come as?"<br> ...

1 Elevator Factoids  [imaginality]
  link ... the mutterings of "Fuck me!" and "I'll be ...

1 epic  [lotus_65]
  note I've been saying "Fuck a crippled monkey!" as ...

1 Escaping the big crunch  [Ling]
  note ... does whatever the fuck it wants to do ...

1 Evaluation by Dunk Tank  [AfroAssault]
  ... beverage! It'll FUCK YOU UP!<br><br> But I ...

1 Exhibitionism for the Shy  [neuro]
  note Ahem. "The Fuck Truck" Thank you.

1 Existential Contract Lawyers  [theleopard]
  note ... so He'll probably just fuck with you some, and ...

1 Expiring DVD region locks  [acb]
  note ... And who gives a fuck if it pisses the ...

1 Expletive Activated Car Horn Facilitator  [rex_mundi]
  note ... anyone dare tell me fuck is an acronym for For ...

1 EZBakery  [GutPunchLullabies]
  note Fuck a crippled monkey! ...

1 F- Hiccups  [rcarty]
  ... and turn your fuck ups into a meaningful ...

1 Fake Co-Worker Background Noise  [sophocles]
  note ... situation, but--fuck it, nevermind. Rest ...

1 Fake Failure Agency  [DDRopDeadly]
  note ... couldn't and didn't fuck around. Your 'real' ...

1 Fake Wedding Bands  [eyal]
  note ... found that a simple "Fuck off" works quite ...

1 Faux Seatbelt  [Ozone]
  note ... with stupid" or "fuck cops" that they would ...

1 female mosquito mating call  [teh_ice]
  note ... who want's a fuck?"

1 festivalfood365  [Sunstone]
  note ... would read; [Well... fuck off then. Don't come ...

1 Fiery Fruits 2  [Vernon]
  note ... cook it [Una]?<br> fuck spicy foods [-] ...

1 Final Fantasy Politicians  [bigsleep]
  note ... don't give a fuck are the universe, ...

1 Finally got a girl?  [britboy]
  note ... for me: "Don't Give A Fuck". Stop giving a rat's ...

1 Find my sandwich partner  [angel]
  note ... from Daniel. "Who the fuck is Daniel?" you think, ...

1 Fishbone botnet  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... it go out, hmm? <Fuck, I hated masters ...

1 Flea Beak  [benfrost]
  note Fleas - oh for fuck sake - Kill em all

1 Foolproof Bering Strait Bridge  [MikeOxbig]
  note ... plan. Remember, "don't fuck with Mother Nature".

1 Foreskin Armature Implant  [JesusHChrist]
  note Fuck. I just said that out ...

1 Forward/Backward Headlight Signals  [Eugene]
  note ... pencil-beam laser? "Fuck outta here!"

1 Garage door mounted TV for the horizontal bifocal-wearing nearsighted  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... on the Isle what the fuck it?

1 gas-o-market  [innoventor]
  note ... Wal-mart. (what the fuck is Wal-mart?). And I ...

1 Gender Wars Registry  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... and shut the fuck up until you have ...

1 Global Warming Convincer  [Vernon]
  note ... the ozone hole has fuck all to do with the ...

1 Google Cycle  [wylie_coyote]
  note ... store my searches? Oh fuck. Now anyone can find ...

1 GPS Dud Munitions  [Holeinmysock]
  note ... Desert-Whatever the fuck is not an invasion of ...

1 Graphic app snaps lines over your hand drawing  [Sunstone]
  note ... of metal/wood// Oh fuck. That bad.

1 Gravy-to-Go  [JulieVictim]
  note ... oh fuck, someone put sugar in ...

1 Green Light Signal  [jhomrighaus]
  note <fuck it - I poked myself in ...

1 Grocer Bands  [spiraliii]
  note ... Then they would yell "FUCK THE SYSTEM!" and run ...

1 grusme cr acidnt OMG LOL ROFL  [Eugene]
  ... can just drive the fuck by); ambulances ...

1 gun control  [njay]
  note ... to say, SHUT THE FUCK UP. for one thing ...

1 Halfbakery Drinking Game  [AfroAssault]
  ... at the clock and say "Fuck, I really need to log ...

1 Handicap or Ass Hole Parking  [Mustardface]
  note ... get some answer like "Fuck Off!" or "It's for me ...

1 Harmonically Pure Equal Temperament  [fishboner]
  note ... give a flying fuck is a true 'baker.

1 Head-Pedal Faucet Attachment  [Vernon]
  note ... the Great Lakes. So fuck.

1 Heart-Shaped Deception Box  [Plankton]
  note ... got a new complaint<br>Fuck now I'm divorced ...

1 Helium encapsulation  [supdoc]
  note ... "what exactly the fuck is molecular helium?"

1 Heterosexual Camp  [bungston]
  note ... frottaging, cottaging, fuck and suck are neither. ...

1 Highly Paid Executive Taxation Distribution To Company's Workers  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... nice -- but why the fuck does this person have ...

1 Hokey Cokey Recursion Death March  [calum]
  note Fuck.

1 Homeless Business Model  [zone]
  note ... class. I said "fuck off - I'm tired". ...

1 Homeless Meal Delivery / Advertising Platform  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... begins. Do not fuck with my coffee. If you ...

1 Honest Court System  [doctorremulac3]
  ... term he used was: "Fuck 'em". In vino veritas ...

1 Honeypot halfbakery  [mcscotland]
  link ... If it's just a mind-fuck (read: Control of ...

1 Hot Pants Hot Pants Revolution  [Blumster]
  note ... fact that you can't fuck them... for less ...

1 House Like A Car  [sartep]
  note ... against me. How the fuck do you know that I ...

1 How Many Times Worse Than Hitler Are You?  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... on it. Knock it the fuck off. ...

1 I spy flunkies  [po]
  note ... thirty quid back, now fuck off"<br> </bad joke ...

1 "I Swear" Family Restaurant  [ben reeve]
  link ... fuck&ok=+OK+

1 I want to connect this to that  [nomocrow]
  ... way, way, way the fuck up there.

1 IM Pissed  [theircompetitor]
  ... to mike pick up of my "fuck you and the horse you ...

1 Imagination facarde*  [wjt]
  note ... that way and there's fuck all I can do about it ...

1 Impossibagels  [xenzag]
  note ... reminds me - what the fuck is it with the hole in ...

1 Include a Publishable Video Presentation of Your Paper  [Inyuki]
  note ... is going to go all in (fuck the expense). If ...

1 Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... can barely muster a fuck to give these days. ...

1 Insult tennis  [NickTheGreat]
  note ... she got laid was to fuck pigs. Furthermore, ...

1 Intelligent door  [jonball]
  note ... to exit? <br><Y/N/Just Fuck Off and lemme ...

1 Intelligent use of credit cards  [Jim Bob of Merriam Park]
  note ... anyone for the crisis, fuck with it, it makes me ...

1 iPod HUD  [jhomrighaus]
  note ... display. Where the fuck has the road gone? ...

1 iThemes  [hidden truths]
  note ... will inevitably be, "fuck," or, "bitch," ...

1 Jumping Cars  [MikeOliver]
  note ... 2) better yet, just fuck right off.

1 Kid-o-vision  [cjlove]
  note ... -- BITCH became BRAT, FUCK ME OVER became MESS ME ...

1 Kilt Coil  [calum]
  note ... is the mother of all fuck-ups. The things you ...

1 Kindle for kittens  [Phrontistery]
  note ... with it and has yet to fuck anything up, so ...

1 Klein Tunnel  [Dub]
  note ... post here, what the fuck a Klein tunnel is? ...

1 Knife Tracking Tags  [crj900]
  note ... a swabbing. {f.y.i. fuck you TSA} ...

1 Last Sip Beer  [oxen crossing]
  note ... it, I tell him to "fuck off" and grab his beer ...

1 Lawn Ninjas  [Chickenfish]
  note ... come in a 2pac. Fuck off troll.

1 Lego poetry and prose blocks  [ricchris]
  note Fuck the rorschach, can you ...

1 Let's Save Florida (bits of it anyway)  [ertdfgcvb]
  note ... you to leave me the fuck alone - you just can't ...

1 Let The Crowd Decide  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... explanation? Ah, fuck it. THere are some ...

1 Liberty Belt  [JesusHChrist]
  note What the fuck is a center of ...

1 Lifeless Limericks  [Mickey the Fish]
  note ... She shouted "Oh Fuck",<br> as she landed ...

1 Light / Dark Cycle Tuned TV  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... UK or US. What the fuck do you or I care if ...

1 London Oct 2008  [pertinax]
  note ... has seen fit to fuck me in the arse. Having ...

1 Londonatomy  [xenzag]
  note ... clear, & biting. FUck you whoever busted it ...

1 Longevity treatment for monkeys (with typewriters)  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... in 2001? What the fuck were you on??

1 Loud car stereo simulator  [hippo]
  note ... I don't give a flying fuck what you want to ...

1 Love Music? Keep On Loving Music.  [notripe]
  note ... or people yelling 'Fuck!' and shooting every ...

1 loving the ugly part  [wjt]
  note ... time to reach the fuck-it stage where you ...

1 M-F-D'd idea names crossed out  [phundug]
  note ... idiots who know fuck all about what ...

1 Machinist's Marathon  [david_scothern]
  note ... winner from the "Fuck it I'll just drop the ...

1 Macho Macho Man  [Pericles]
  note ... me"; green for "Must fuck. Help me", the only ...

1 macro  [smoobets]
  note Seems it would fuck up a person's vision ...

1 MAGLEV tank treads  [MisterQED]
  note ... above] What the fuck just happened? That ...

1 Mammoth Ivory Prospecting  [bjl8]
  note Fuck the animals, I want ...

1 Masturbation Nightmare  [Elitefingerbun]
  note ... Oh no! Oh Jesus! Oh fuck! <BLAM!>

1 Matte Black Tunnel  [vincevincevince]
  link "fuck i was smokin salvia ...

1 Merry Cursemass  [JesusHChrist]
  Fuck the balls with vows of ...

1 metered television  [cljudge]
  note ... phundug exactly! Fuck the advertisers! Who ...

1 Metric Music  [JOC]
  note ... but it sounds like fuck, which is why we don't ...

1 Microweave  [JesusHChrist]
  ... than clothes allow. Fuck clothes anyway, you ...

1 Milk pills  [Loris]
  note ... dirty minds, who the fuck calls spray-on Cool ...

1 Mindless destruction garden/house makeover  [Gulherme]
  note ... in about 45 seconds. Fuck that 24 hour shit.

1 Mint Leaf Chocolate  [doctorterron]
  note Aw fuck this. I'm outta' here.

1 MMORTS  [21 Quest]
  ... games like Warcraft (fuck W.O.W., I'm ...

1 Morse Code Alarm Clock  [theircompetitor]
  ... "If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm taking a ...

1 Most Prestigious College Degree  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... school but means fuck all in terms of how ...

1 Motion-Activated Execution  [Vernon]
  note ... people, then don't fuck around and just ...

1 motorcycle with offset wheels  [nicholaswhitworth]
  ... you 25 degress to 'fuck up' in. Allowing ...

1 MP3 Microwave  [plaguedcookies]
  note ... - I believe the track "Fuck Off" lasts a mere 6 ...

1 MucuSoap  [galukalock]
  note ... in spit and why the fuck have i spent ten ...

1 mud spoon  [wjt]
  note ... I've seen every fuck up possible with ...

1 Munchkins for Meteors  [Mr Burns]
  note ... even gives a flying fuck what someone elses ...

1 Museum of Mistakes  [earl]
  note ... for the Goddess of fuck ups

1 museum of snack packaging that works  [beanangel]
  note ... that’d be)// Yea! Fuck those guys!

1 musical card game  [fenn]
  note ... ya heff ta beat the fuck ahta the third playa ...

1 Mutual Word  [JRH517]
  note ... then I wonder what the fuck is that all about. ??

1 N-Prize  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... That is one fuck of a burden for a ...

1 Napping Glasses  [21 Quest]
  note Logitacky... who the fuck do you think you are? ...

1 Narcoburger  [venomx]
  note ... can't help myself." Fuck off.

1 National Public Service  [nineteenthly]
  note ... [Ian]. What a total fuck-up.

1 Navel cam  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... work) were, frankly, fuck all. One of the ...

1 Necrophiliostitution  [21 Quest]
  note ... hot cup of shut the fuck up. I won't ask so ...

1 New moderators  [Akabaka]
  note ... "Garcon! Where the fuck is my foie gras??" in ...

1 New World Trade Centre  [zero5]
  note ... were, to sort of say 'fuck you, you can't take ...

1 nice knobs  [po]
  ... rather than the * oh-fuck-what-was-that, ...

1 Non-electric car competition  [8th of 7]
  note ... graduates that fuck up everything they get ...

1 North Korea food offensive  [Voice]
  note ... in plain sight and fuck up any invader's day. ...

1 notfacebook.com  [daseva]
  ... original boring as fuck site. Granted, a ...

1 novelty bathroom spray  [fancypants]
  ... the nozzle: OMG HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! : not only ...

1 NSA/GCHQ-proof emails  [8th of 7]
  note ... are still shady as fuck and bear watching. ...

1 Nuclear race winner  [pashute]
  note ... off mankind. It would fuck everything up, but not ...

1 Nude Detainee Cheerleading Interrogation  [bungston]
  note ... people can't give a fuck, but again, it's not ...

1 Nudge them into college  [beanangel]
  note ... without all the mind-fuck consumerism that seems ...

1 Objectionable Music Radio  [1percent]
  link ... containing the word fuck in the URL.

1 Occam's Causation Razor  [ixnaum]
  note ... thing for me, and 'fuck you!' paradigm". Ah, ...

1 Offensive Hurricane Names  [kevindimie]
  note ... that's "Get the fuck outta here."

1 Office Of Making Everybody Feel Bad About Everything  [doctorremulac3]
  ... telling this agency to fuck off, many would ...

1 Old Packaging On Display  [phundug]
  note ... theonion.com article> Fuck five blades, we are ...

1 One Online Identity  [Eugene]
  ... with them. Fuck that! No vote, sorry ...

1 One way radio acoustic coupler  [cocobk]
  note ... on driving and fuck with your e-mail when ...

1 Open-plan office distributed sensitivity-adaptive disturbance alerting system  [hippo]
  note ... shouting "shut the fuck up", every three and ...

1 "Out of Europe" re-enactment  [8th of 7]
  note ... British military fuck-up that has more ...

1 Ovine Mojo Apparel  [Texticle]
  note ... news, lighten the fuck up, it's only a funny ...

1 Page turning books  [Sambo1978]
  note ... time". And what the fuck is "some time"? To a ...

1 Parent nanny  [rayfo]
  note ... that stupid geriatric fuck was "teenager.com". ...

1 parkability gauge  [hob]
  note ... well know where the fuck one's car started and ...

1 ParodyTV  [HomerX]
  note ... of it. You could fuck his idea to the moon ...

1 Partition the UK  [Loris]
  note ... fucking Londoners can fuck off.<br> And a few ...

1 Pass the Pigs Reality Website  [Fishrat]
  note ... earned money for doing fuck all. I'm in quite a ...

1 Pay Doctors A Flat Rate  [trekbody]
  note ... they would just say 'fuck the HMOs' and charge ...

1 Peer-to-Peer coolant system  [Akabaka]
  note ... easy would it be to fuck up the whole system?

1 Peerage Titles For The Masses  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... 1- Pay taxes, 2- Fuck off, 3- Die. ...

1 Perpetual Flying Brothel  [django]
  note ... about giving a flying fuck.

1 Pick Up, Your Shit Is Calling You  [Eugene]
  ... help me." Well, fuck. What now? There's ...

1 Pirate Ship Cruise  [marklar]
  note ... shouldn't but...<br>fuck that and every horse ...

1 Pissing Contest  [UnaBubba]
  note ... but then we'd all fuck off up the pub and get ...

1 Placebo healing website  [Twizz]
  note ... available evidence. Fuck relativism.

1 Plover Adaptation Phenomenon  [rcarty]
  note you can't do fuck all to delete this ...

1 Pocket Orrery  [rodti]
  note ... then where the fuck is it??

1 Poem No.2  [DrBob]
  note What thoust fuck?

1 Pohls apart  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... comment" - what the fuck is it with "reaching ...

1 Politicians lose a day's pay  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... do, well, whatever the fuck he wants. This ...

1 Polyhedrons for Tigers  [daseva]
  note ... their begining." "Fuck that. I'll 6:1 on the ...

1 Pop Quiche  [EdwinBakery]
  note ... don't know what the fuck you're talking ...

1 pop-up kitchen appliances  [xaviergisz]
  note fuck yeah! i'm hearin ya ...

1 Pornographic breakfast cereal  [hippo]
  note ... of Oats, now with fuck clusters.

1 Portable Banana Hook  [Abusementpark]
  note ... of us<br> spelled "fuck" wrong? I forget. ...

1 Power Screwdriver with different gears  [Amishman35]
  note ... is the mother of all..fuck it, I was baked. ...

1 Pre-censored T-shirts  [Loris]
  note ... emblazoned with: Fuck C****rship Also, ...

1 printer punch bag  [etherman]
  ... Hewlett Packard fuck. Hiiiiiiya!

1 Private company infrastructure rebuilds  [whatrock]
  note ... make an extra dollar, fuck that.

1 Psychedelic Mobile Toilet Cube  [AfroAssault]
  note ... confusion. What the fuck does garnut alboir ...

1 Psychos-R-Us  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... give that evil fuck the pleasure of ...

1 Public sex cubes  [idris83]
  Where there's fuck, there's brass

1 Public Urination campaign  [4and20]
  note ... us how to piss, eat, fuck, drive, speak and ...

1 Punish Genocide  [kisa]
  note Why don't you fuck off.

1 Put UN on top of WTC  [mrouse]
  note ... they were present. Fuck it. I don't ever want ...

1 Quaker Mask  [Zus]
  note ... *the guy* : Who the fuck are you? *arnold5* ...

1 (Quite small) roller-coaster in your kitchen  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... snail's response is "Fuck this; if anyone ...

1 Rainforest Castle  [blissmiss]
  note ... rush of saying "Fuck it, I'm going here!" ...

1 Ramones Intro  [DrBob]
  note ... One! Two! Fuck you pricks!

1 Random block vote option for Yes/No referenda  [Loris]
  note ... way, but, you know, fuck it, so what. Who ...

1 Rat Trap Hairpin  [redundantly_redundant]
  note ... probably. Me? I'd fuck him. Czech => Bohemian ...

1 ratcam  [bumhat]
  ... lots of rats and dogs. Fuck it, why not trained ...

1 Re-constructable Shreddies  [TonyK]
  note ... in continental Europe. Fuck Nestle.

1 Real Escape Key  [goff]
  link ... fuck-it-key.html

1 Red Light District Data Collection  [django]
  note ... against this wealth of fuck-data." T.O.E. - ...

1 Redesign The Zeppelin  [JNK]
  note ... so why don't you just fuck off and go whine ...

1 Redistributed Distributed Surveillance State  [calum]
  note ... in the name of well, fuck knows what, prying and ...

1 Remote car stereo scrambler  [mrthingy]
  note ... faraday cage and fuck up tvs.

1 Remove account-created dates  [waugsqueke]
  note ... my point. Who the fuck cares how long someone ...

1 Rent-a-bitch  [Miss Weston Smith]
  note ... them face to face to fuck off is probably the ...

1 Rent-A-Wingman  [stimpsonrc51]
  ... down so you don't fuck up the details later.

1 Reverse Organizational Hierarchy  [Achenar]
  note ... know it all, royally fuck things up and then ...

1 RFID Staples  [jhomrighaus]
  note ... but rather: How the fuck do you power these ...

1 Richard Dawkins' "A Christmas Carol"  [8th of 7]
  note ... Roman subject: "Fuck you, I'm swearing ...

1 Riot Control Bears  [DocBrown]
  note ... before I seriously fuck you up ... I am a riot ...

1 riot control explosives  [vmaldia]
  note ... more deadly toys to fuck up with. Anyways, ...

1 Riot Control Pigeons  [FlyingToaster]
  note Yeah, but fuck her first, before you ...

1 robotic krillifish  [beanangel]
  note ... know WTFIH (what the fuck is happening) in these ...

1 Rubber Winter Sidewalk  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... and simpler "fuck". ...

1 Rube Goldberg Suicide Machine  [Space-Pope]
  note ... . No one else gives a fuck what I think, neither ...

1 Safe Blood Donation  [imho]
  note ... donate, tell them to fuck off - it's none of ...

1 safe driving / passenger comfort feedback  [webfishrune]
  ... have time to think "oh fuck, I wish I’d listened ...

1 Safeway Club Club  [centauri]
  note ... companies whatever the fuck they are. likely other ...

1 Scaring things before killing and burying them to combat Global Warming  [AusCan531]
  note Fuck this... the negativity ...

1 Science News in Haiku  [goodmars]
  note ... leap for mankind<br> Fuck, I'm on The Moon!

1 Seat Belt for Office Chairs  [theircompetitor]
  ... and perform the "fuck you, and you, and ...

1 Second Law of Thermodynamics Temporal Violator  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... what precisely the fuck is going on?" I am ...

1 Segregation  [madness]
  note ... the nature of banks. Fuck that. (rant over) ...

1 Self Medication Chocolate Ice Cream  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  ... And who the fuck is Håagen Dazs, and ...

1 SexTV  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... (irritate the fuck out of listeners) ...

1 sexy voice spray  [gregw]
  note ... huffing it will REALLY FUCK YOU UP. Watched a ...

1 She doesn't have to know.  [10clock]
  note ... mad. It's sex for fuck sake, its not like its ...

1 Shirley  [axlrosen]
  note ... RoboBust: Shut the fuck up! *sledgehammer* ...

1 SHUT THE F*** UP alarm clock  [21 Quest]
  note ... the words "shut the fuck up" would be used ...

1 Shutupper  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... is what the fuck it has to do with how ...

1 Single Propeller in the Air  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... Wait, what? What the fuck just happened? [MB] ...

1 Sitting Back Up Front  [schmendrick]
  ... interested."<br> "Aw fuck!"

1 Sky Full of Mushrooms  [xenzag]
  note ... likes of [21Quest]. Fuck it. I'd jump it. I ...

1 Smack-silent cell phone  [navigatr85]
  note ... long it rings.// Fuck that noise. Tell them ...

1 Small Dog Drone  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  ... of yelling "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE RIGHT ...

1 Smart Ass Translator  [asciirock]
  note ... Copulate affirmative! (Fuck yeah!)

1 Smoking Wind Vane  [swimswim]
  note ... back [21...], now fuck off again. I mean that ...

1 Sneezing Office Supplies  [DesertFox]
  note ... to tell moochers to fuck off? No wonder they ...

1 Socially Acceptable Door Holding Line  [bs0u0155]
  note ... inconveniencing the fuck out of you, making you ...

1 Society for Creative Retro-Future Anachronism  [Soterios]
  note Ahh, true. Fuck haste, it never works. ...

1 solar powered fiber-optic lighting  [farker]
  note ... telecom fiber i.e fuck-all. (-)

1 "Sounds of the Jungle" Sex-Noise Masking Device  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... grunt, shut the fuck up when the couple ...

1 Space Efficient Cemetery  [adambettinger]
  note ... too. Personally I say fuck the dead, they don't ...

1 Spastard  [temp2]
  note ... Place in the oven and fuck a bastard, a retard ...

1 Speak in AOL  [AfroAssault]
  ... Robert: "What the fuck are you talking ...

1 Special Kind of Stupid  [ixnaum]
  note ... okay, you can say "fuck" on the internet.

1 Spotlights against global warming  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... bears but, you know, fuck 'em. ...

1 Stabilizing the Radioelements  [clothist]
  note ... ASSHAT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! ^_^

1 Star Trek Original Series vs Star Trek Next Generation  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... groupie community to fuck off and get real jobs, ...

1 Statue of Libertarianism  [8th of 7]
  note ... word: "What ___ fuck?"

1 Sterilization for the Pseudo-Dead  [Vernon]
  note Fuck, Shit, God Damnit! ...

1 Straight Pride Parades  [Ander]
  note ... their nature (who the fuck are you to say ...

1 Stripey Ketchup  [xenzag]
  note ... "Hey, you eat citrus! Fuck you!". Just ...

1 Stun Gun  [frankie-j]
  note ... they are really gonna fuck up your car after ...

1 Subliminal Virtual Time Capsule  [EvilPickels]
  ... I think: "what, the, fuck?" every time I read ...

1 Subtext subtitles  [simonj]
  note ... the story up, what the fuck is this movie about?"

1 supermarket fading lights  [erlehmann]
  note ... Its time to get the fuck out and go home your ...

1 Support our Troops [...more]  [ixnaum]
  ... Support the Troops: Fuck the politicians who ...

1 SWAT Siren  [scad mientist]
  note ... completely and utterly fuck your life over out of ...

1 Tailgater repellant  [boogabooga]
  note ... horse and move the fuck over.

1 Tails For All  [Mickey the Fish]
  note ... already assume that I fuck animals, without ...

1 Telomerase Production Hormone  [Vernon]
  note ... they have the faintest fuck of a clue.]

1 Temporary Registration  [Eugene]
  ... You could give a fuck about how I'm gonna ...

1 Tennis racket with a green plastic frog on it  [theleopard]
  note ... is always, "Oh please fuck off" doesn't add ...

1 The beach wheel chair!  [big_boy_gun_bell]
  note ... i can put whatever the fuck I like ...

1 The Blood of...Goliath Meatmountain?  [sleeka]
  note Fuck it! Now I've read this ...

1 The Complete Works of Shakespeare, As Read By Yoda  [DrWorm]
  note ... my ear was, I could fuck it."<br>

1 The end  [pashute]
  note ... don't give a flying fuck when it comes to the ...

1 The Energy!  [rcarty]
  note What in great green fuck got into the water ...

1 The Firing Guy  [Eugene]
  ... fired...get the fuck outta here!" "I'm ...

1 The First Truly Civil War  [Vernon]
  note ... know that genuine, "fuck you" success is all ...

1 The Haggis Shop  [strange606]
  note ... Sick Boy: That means fuck all. The sympathy ...

1 The Overclocked Brain  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... Explains a lot. Fuck. What are the odds ...

1 The Pied Piper of Manchester  [sambwiches]
  note A heartfelt "Fuck. Off." works extremely ...

1 The Real Warp Speed  [Eugene]
  Can we get the fuck out of here, ...

1 The Shack Box  [rcarty]
  note ... Be you. You're cool. Fuck the box. Box was just ...

1 The Toby Keith Game  [The Jolly Misanthrope]
  link ... about who the fuck Toby Keith is.

1 The Unproven Cure For Cancer Using Wind Farms  [xenzag]
  note ... and should chill the fuck out. ...or then ...

1 TheoDynamics  [Vernon]
  note ... Why, why oh fuck why, does the most ...

1 Thermopolylae H-seal 300  [4whom]
  ... Fifty. Boy, did we fuck that one up. No ...

1 Thesaurusoetry  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... sexual receptacle, I'd fuck it." I know, I ...

1 Throw Away Foreign Language Instructions  [NumboJumbo]
  note ... You think you know fuck all! Recently seen ...

1 Toilet cybersnake  [PauloSargaco]
  note AAAAaaah! What the fuck!?</sound of guest ...

1 Toilet Stains?  [Nigel Williams]
  note ... No macho :" Arrr fuck, that splashed the ...

1 Toll Bridge Monopoly  [xenzag]
  note ... of our MPs love to fuck fistfuls of dogshit ...

1 Topological Playground Art  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... not give a flying fuck.

1 towers of hanoi "laser" accumulates energy while cooling surrounding  [beanangel]
  note ... don't know what the fuck you're talking ...

1 Transdermal Lipolysis  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... Eat whatever the fuck you like. But don't ...

1 Troll Petting Zoo  [yamahito]
  ... it to give a hearty "fuck you" and delete his ...

1 Trump Hitler Law  [8th of 7]
  note ... this way: He didn't fuck it up. I'll settle ...

1 Trumphemian Rhapsody  [8th of 7]
  note ... Probably "Get the fuck out of my way you ...

1 try-twice phone  [iivix]
  note ... 1. A quick "Fuck Off, stop calling" me ...

1 Tuff-Guy First Aid Kit  [21 Quest]
  ... Hydrocortizone cream? Fuck off! This 2-part ...

1 Turn The Damn CD Over  [Eugene]
  note Oh, fuck, I'll have to buy all ...

1 two first class stamps store  [popbottle]
  note ... step-aunt Malvasia) fuck?

1 Ultracentrifugal satellite launcher  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... CREDIT CARDS! Fuck capitalism. I'm voting ...

1 Underground airport  [hippo]
  note ... that can't... well, fuck them. Using the ...

1 Underground Train Party Party  [ccaamgw]
  note ... to getting skull-fuck-drunk.

1 Unemployed politicians  [4and20]
  note ... stock markets shut the fuck down. If there are to ...

1 Unmanned Ozone Replenishment  [Cuit_au_Four]
  note Nah, fuck it. The ozone layer ...

1 UNOWNA  [8th of 7]
  note ... Money War. <br> The "Fuck You, World" War. <br> ...

1 Upskirt blocker  [LimpNotes]
  note ... fu.. what the ACTUAL fuck.... What kind of ...

1 US v World Rant Site  [Op]
  note ... emotional. "Holy fuck" he said. I watched ...

1 USB Coffeepot  [nilstycho]
  note ... (sunspace? sunserver? fuck, I can't remember--I ...

1 USB port for a car  [MrDaliLlama]
  note ... up to your car and fuck with it.

1 Use your smartphone to keep doors open  [bigsleep]
  note ... of course, tell him to fuck off.

1 Utility box graffiti fighter billboard  [Sunstone]
  note Fuck the buff!

1 Vegetable peeler exchange program  [davidc]
  note ... the merry fuck is it doing here?

1 Verbal Tic Alarm  [robinism]
  note ... whole "an ah wiz like fuck up! and she wiz like ...

1 Very Fast Lab Evolution  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... got the first flying fuck of an idea of any of ...

1 Vi Vill Burry You  [theircompetitor]
  ... who doesn't want to fuck with your skull, or ...

1 Virtual Keyboard  [sadie]
  note ... just enough to totally fuck me up. They also ...

1 "Votes of confidence" gun licensing  [ye_river_xiv]
  note ... let's get naked and fuck fistfuls of our own ...

1 Waist Chain With Consent Lock  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... Kind of a "Fuck you!" to potential ...

1 Wall built by parents of illegals  [scad mientist]
  note ... are Trump / Brexit / fuck it - join IS style ...

1 War On Error  [theircompetitor]
  note But I never fuck up...much! Hahaha. ...

1 Wasabi Nasal Spray  [td]
  note fuck! ouch!

1 Wasp Vacuum  [st3f]
  note ... out it came.."Mother Fuck*ng Bee". Trust me the ...

1 water floor  [i-Mer]
  note Fuck this. I hate water.

1 Water Vapor Pipeline  [pashute]
  note ... from steam might fuck it up a bit. But ...

1 waterline to California  [bh]
  note ... My first anno read "fuck off" for a few seconds ...

1 Weakly Fluttering Personal Fan  [mylodon]
  note Death to all moths. Fuck them up and let Satan ...

1 Wearable Webcam Network  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... wear a cam myself. Fuck the people's ...

1 WebZoid  [Zorcon]
  note ... but who the fuck would let someone walk ...

1 "What's for Lunch" Kiosk  [Mr Burns]
  note ... Bob the Tyrant going "Fuck that stupid machine, I ...

1 what to do with all those coffee grinds  [masher]
  note ... who's the sick fuck that invented this?

1 whereismybic.com  [vdh]
  note ... under "who gives a fuck". Therein lies my ...

1 Wine Bottle Derrick  [xenzag]
  note ... drilled the cork to fuck and spent two hours ...

1 Wiper Lifter  [waugsqueke]
  note ... of times one screams "FUCK!"

1 work without temp gradient  [hennessey]
  note ... ten seconds.// Holy Fuck! Did I hear right? ...

1 World's Most Wanted Flash Moment  [theircompetitor]
  note Fuck me! I didn't realise ...

1 World War III Ideas  [JesusHChrist]
  ... and died young, oh fuck it I dont know. ...

1 Written Sign Language  [grip]
  note ... "I told him to get to fuck in a wheelbarrow." ...

1 www.trust-me - I-know-everything.com  [Fishrat]
  note ... would you prefer to fuck a man with a) 0, b) ...

1 X-Ray all packages during transit  [mofosyne]
  note ... for, or hoping to fuck to smithereens...or ...

1 Yeti Spaghetti  [DesertFox]
  note ... - pass the . . shit! fuck! .. parmesan

1 zero-G 3-D orgy  [Myself248]
  note Seems like an aww-fuck lotta work to knock ...

1 zip-tie utopia  [andrew1]
  note ... things, Daseva, and I fuck my sister. (Not your ...

1 Zoo Night Watch Security Service  [Grogster]
  note ... in. (And a hearty **FUCK YOU** to all who would ...

1 Zoo Of Monstrosities  [UnaBubba]
  note ... got the first flying fuck of an idea - not the ...

1 [Antegrity]
  ... I simply say "fuck it". Hierarchical ...

1 [mky]
  what the fuck is going on?

1 [nut fuck]
  nut fuck

1 [range-monkey]
  ... and if I hit someone, fuck them, they are ...

1 [talen]
  ... to reclaim it. ] FUCK YOU ALL TO THE DEEPEST ...
 

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