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21 Conspiracy Theory Acceptance Rating  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... can I say functional shit reproduces itself.
  note ... are generally inept; shit happens; conspiracies ...
  note ... against your brick shit-house. Welcome to my ...

20 Magnetosensitivity in humans  [Ling]
  note ... like a bunch of other shit I've seen and done ...
  note ... same thing.// Same shit, different pile. // ...
  note ... to self diagnose shit the doctors themselves ...

14 Irritate Hotel 8  [vfrackis]
  note ... How about a shit restaurant where you ...
  note ... far worse to stay in a shit B&B with an openly ...
  note ... it is to stay in a shit B&B where the owner ...

14 Progressive Debate Outline / Ballot  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... drug companies. Oh shit, I went to close the ...
  note ... delete?" button? Shit! I'll summarize, 4 ...
  note ... individual cases. Shit!

13 Bee-tox  [the dog's breakfast]
  note ... was running chicken-shit into your scalp. I ...
  note ... injecting chicken shit yet?
  note ... injecting chicken shit yet?// Yes, on some ...

13 New Curse Words  [dgeiser13]
  note ... shat (past tense of shit?)....
  note ... of our old standards (shit, fuck, cunt, piss, ...
  note I liked "Shit...take mushrooms!" ...

12 Spooker  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... I could teach that shit!<br>I wonder how well ...
  note ... then that same shit-storm will hit Canada ...
  note ... to my life! The shit that "you" can't do ...

10 Invention etymological website  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... itself. // Well shit... how does one go ...
  note ... period, or all of your shit is a house of cards ...
  note ... might want to fix this shit before you've been ...

10 Trained Dung Beetles  [English Pete]
  note ... bits and pieces of //shit or crap// from a ...
  note ... by the locals as "Dog Shit Valley" partly because ...
  note ... it was full of Dog Shit. Had trained Dung ...

8 Allergy alert bracelet  [8th of 7]
  note ... banana bread with cat shit on it.)
  note ... cat owners using cat shit would be a wonderful ...
  note ... to clean up one's shit. I just let them crap ...

8 Socialist Business Model  [bigsleep]
  note ... some great disposable shit, but they are resting ...
  note ... really doesn't give a shit. So do you stand ...
  note ... really doesn't give a shit. ...

7 Covering Fire Machine Pistol  [notmarkflynn]
  note ... into jumping behind shit.This gun is designed ...
  note ... into jumping behind shit...// They would have ...
  note ... can't I use the word shit in a coloquial sense? ...

7 Metaphysics 101  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... minds already and this shit our grandads caused ...
  note ... nobody's heard of this shit before.<br>Try to tell ...
  note ... like, whelm the living shit outta you. <br> Oh the ...

7 Riot Control Pigeons  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... they can be literally shit upon by the ...
  note ... demonstrators, then shit on them.
  note ... blood-streaked and shit-bespattered victims ...

7 The Do-badder  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... I can measure your shit//<br><br>Where do I ...
  note ... and suck some of the shit off of it because that ...
  note ... know that kind of shit, which rains on my ...

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6 Cat-shit Cookie Cutter  [Dingus]
  note ... (real cookies) for cat shit shaped cookies. What a ...
  note ... do go wild for cat shit, but the only reason ...
  Cat-shit Cookie Cutter

6 Celebrity Poo Jammer  [Crackpot]
  note ... don't think you can RE-shit, shit that has been ...
  note ... you'd be able to re-shit the shit, because if ...
  note ... another saying--"eat shit"...

6 Courtesy Flush Eliminator  [Brian the Painter]
  note ... the last flush. Your shit drops through it and ...
  note ... ideas on HB were total shit this week. I told my ...
  note When a shit takes too long to ...

6 Hygienic Heinie Wipes  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... [+] is for the term "shit mitt" alone.
  note ... is despite the term "shit mitt."
  note "Shit Mitt mit scheissen" ...

6 Luminous Dog Shit  [Mickey the Fish]
  note If the [luminous shit] idea is possible, ...
  note ... flaming bags of shit at somebody's house, ...
  note ... of glow-in-the-dark shit (I'm going to patent ...

6 National Public Service  [nineteenthly]
  note ... perceived status of shit jobs. Sewage workers ...
  note ... perceived status of shit jobs. " Why does this ...
  note ... perceived status of shit jobs. " Why does this ...

6 Screens for car windows  [phoenix]
  note Shit, shit, shit!

6 The Big Ideas  [youBuildit]
  note ... it's just cheap, and shit. Really, really, ...
  note ... twats - and that was shit. Even more awful, ...
  link Charlie Brooker's Shit TV

6 Tuned suitcases  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  ... to a high-pitched "Shit shit shit the gate's ...
  ... closing shit shit shit" allegro. To ...

6 Wishwasher  [oscil8]
  note ... turn your back on the shit that's holding you ...
  note ... (most of which are shit) and starting two ...
  note ... novels (one is utter shit, the other is shit ...

5 Beautiful car  [egbert]
  note ... moved. It looked shit.
  note sild, is that shit as in "the shit" i.e. ...
  note ... so good! it was the shit!" or is that shit as ...

5 can shaker  [nomocrow]
  note ... given me endless shit about it.

5 Choose your own apres-Brexit status  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... them capers and rat shit are all the same - ...
  note hippo's shit-in-the-kisser approach ...
  note ... in my life before this shit-shower - but the ...

5 Happy Hen Crap Packer  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... attempt at slipping a shit one by.
  note ... Though [FJ]'s shit gets packed into ...
  note ... but then call my ideas shit. That’s hypocrisy. ...

5 I accept for fuxake.  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... seriously lost their shit. ...
  note ... that I have seen shit being done with ...
  note ... compliance. That shit is not being done any ...

5 Increase your apparent IQ  [bing]
  note ... be either full of shit or obsessed with sex.
  note ... were either full of shit or obsessed with sex ...
  note as for the full of shit/obbsesed with sex ...

5 instant baby wipes  [aburntoutgenius]
  note ... styles. [-] "shit".
  imagine having to shit really bad. its not ...
  ... at times. its utter shit. and now what about ...

5 Intellectual property middle ground  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... we get on making this shit right.<br>See, I hear ...
  note ... I wasn't taught Jack shit.<br>Maybe it is ...
  note ... it's time to fix this shit. //How much ...

5 Let's use the Halfbakery to test some PhD thesis artificial conversation software  [Ling]
  note ... people who like this shit? Troll admiration ...
  note Your ideas are shit, moron!
  note // Your ideas are shit, moron! Ok I ...

5 Muslim Punk  [purple]
  note ... you know he tore shit up Muhammad was a ...
  note ... so Muslim I can take a shit on Bukhari and wipe my ...
  note ... it sounds fucking shit, but hey at least ...

5 Peeing in the Shower  [21 Quest]
  note ... Except all of you now, shit.
  note ... is, of course, shave-shit-shower. In this ...
  note ... fluke days where the shit hits you during your ...

5 Sponsored Font  [brandboy]
  note ... Adidas, Nike i.e. shit food, beverage and ...
  note ... the really low-end shit that gets "branded"? ...
  note ... the really low-end shit that gets "branded"?// ...

5 Strangler Figs and Other Crap Houseplants  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... you can't bring that shit through ...
  note ... it's good shit."
  note //it's good shit// Falls off chair ...

5 Tea Party Mad Libs  [leinypoo13]
  note ... that list can just eat shit and die. Next ...
  note ... people who can eat shit and not die.
  note ... a person who can eat shit and die... (audience ...

5 The Complete Idiot's Guide to Intelligent Design  [kaeru]
  note ... you can be that shit doesn't get really ...
  note ... finally got their shit together enough to ...
  note ... to realize that shit doesn't hold together ...

5 Upward-Facing Toilet Paper Dispenser  [bs0u0155]
  note ... [21 Quest] Borg don't shit. No food intake, no ...
  note ... quite a lot of shit, mostly of the bull ...
  note ... from where you sit to shit? Are you serious?

5 Wall built by parents of illegals  [scad mientist]
  note ... umbrellas for the shit Brexit-like storm to ...
  note ... who seem to have their shit together and use tax ...
  note ... ability to get our own shit together without free ...

4 Age Of Man Associated Monthly Calendar Icons  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... much partying? Feb: shit one of its eyes just ...
  note ... August is 49. Shit, I'm almost 50, what ...
  note ... have people saying "SHIT! You mean I'm old ...

4 American Atheist  [21 Quest]
  note ... history and all, but shit man, it was only 25 ...
  note ... that it is just plain shit (e.g. Bubble Guppies). ...
  note ... new territories of shit and broadening out ...

4 Ancient Alients  [theircompetitor]
  note ... true masterpiece. I shit laughter just thinking ...
  note ... couldn't shoot for shit, [8]. ...
  note ... may also be full of shit. ...

4 Ask Robots To Take Over The World  [nineteenthly]
  note ... world may be going to shit, but frankly I am not ...
  note ... that send your crazy-shit-o-meter off the scale ...
  note ... we can all get our shit together. A.I. will ...

4 Autoigniting bag of shit  [Crazy Bastard]
  note ... the idea of a bag of shit that works like a ...
  Autoigniting bag of shit
  ... bag containing shit from an animal of ...

4 Bottled Berg  [scubadooper]
  note ... Penguin / Great Auk shit, but it's still bird ...
  note ... but it's still bird shit. It may be 30,000 ...

4 Celebrity Stools  [benfrost]
  note ... been pedalling their shit far too much and for ...
  note ... sweetheart... It is shit.... I bought you shit ...
  note ... Joaquin Phoenix's shit. it smells awful"

4 Chalkboard Statues  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... has done some horrible shit over the last 2000 ...
  note ... shortage of horrible shit in the millenia before ...
  note ... of horrible shit).<br> [bigsleep] ...

4 Everything comes from Assholes  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... manufacture more shit, needed or wanted.
  note ... is an asshole. Shit grows." Mom trying ...
  note Don't black holes take shit away?

4 fe-cals  [bleh]
  note "No shit"
  note ... that your sanctmonious shit-slinging is justified? ...
  note ... of APPLYING A SHIT STENCIL, FER ...

4 Fight poaching with superstition  [21 Quest]
  note ... y'all had that shit. You had the Mighty ...
  note ... we got involved that shit started getting done. ...
  note ... we got involved that shit started getting done. ...

4 Fly Like A Bird  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... an engineer, you ain't shit." I probably ...
  note ... you need to know is shit runs downhill and ...
  note ... an engineer, you ain't shit.// This is an old ...

4 Harass the terrorist's friends  [pashute]
  note ... stink bombs, shit through letter boxes ...
  note ... to remotely post shit through letterboxes ...
  note ... tagline - "Say it with shit. Without a card, ...

4 Insult tennis  [NickTheGreat]
  note ... and swiss cheese, you shit-smelling elf-raper??
  note ... and the singularity of shit squeezed to a point of ...
  note ... that little crumb of shit comes out of your ...

4 Kangarodeo  [ytk]
  note ... just going to kick the shit out of you, for fun.
  note ... the bull kicks the shit out of the dumbass who ...
  note ... going to kick the shit out of you, for fun.// ...

4 Life, The Universe, And Entropy  [theircompetitor]
  note ... left is a pile of shit. Then we eat each ...
  note ... until we all turn into shit. No matter what we ...
  note ... be just a big pile of shit. This is a proof ...

4 Lord of da Rings  [defacto]
  note ... Rizing ta snatch dat shit,<br> An inna ...
  note ... blackity-ass rags an shit wuz all up in ma ...
  note ... gonna jus pawn dis shit, or whuteva. Mad evil ...

4 On the Origin of Modern Mentalities  [Vernon]
  note ... of a bunch of shit and shitty shit and ...
  note ... can't decipher the shit from the jewels ...
  note ... a dirty rotten shit hellhole.. and we're ...

4 Pooping Gummy Bears  [jhomrighaus]
  note ... if people dont like shit, then why will they ...
  note ... folks would see the shit inside and not be ...
  note ... comforting to know the shit isn't shitty ...

4 PooPoo  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... someone went to, some shit someone saw somewhere ...
  note ... the future, everyone's shit will be world-famous ...
  note ... it's there on the shit shelf? I merely ...

4 Relief Junction  [21 Quest]
  note ... you go camping and shit behind a tree, do you ...
  note ... regions, all the shit comes out of deep ...
  note ... get rid of all the cat shit by eating it.

4 Semi-Manual Pistol  [ytk]
  note Glocks are shit. Overrated, ugly, ...
  note //Glocks are shit. Overrated, ugly, ...

4 Sensor Suit  [justaguy]
  note ... Imagine a piece of shit. What a piece of shit! ...
  note ... no longer a piece of shit, for it has been shed ...
  note ... idea is a piece of shit that saves no lives, ...

4 Sitcom doorbell  [Gulherme]
  note ... stoned and babbling shit. I trust he'll get ...
  note //stoned and babbling shit// Is that a new ...
  note ... stoned and babbling shit. Or drunk. Or ...

4 Spiritual Porn Industry  [grip]
  note ... pushing this religious shit on everybody using the ...
  note ... Porn Industry n' shit. Based on da concept ...
  note ... little introduction n' shit. While da industry ...

4 Support our Troops [...more]  [ixnaum]
  note ... with "Let's nuke that shit hole from orbit and be ...
  note ... the Troops: Nuke that shit hole from orbit and be ...
  note ... Let's nuke that shit hole from orbit and be ...

4 Wearable Webcam Network  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... do stupid/ perverse shit at the click of a ...
  note ... will see "exciting shit", of course.
  ... were doing exiting shit all the time would ...

4 web currency  [Anarch]
  note ... Normally, I'd think "Shit", but I've never seen ...
  note I think it is shit fuck.
  note Fuck, this is shit.

4 When Giants Stride The Earth  [infidel]
  note ... creaky, and full of shit. ...
  note ... things. It is time to shit or get off the pot. ...
  note No shit, Mycroft!

3 Accessibility Terrorism  [JesusHChrist]
  ... sort of see blowing shit up if you are not ...
  ... can really see blowing shit up if you are blind ...
  ... people keep putting shit in your way on ...

3 Add-on to Miranda rules  [21 Quest]
  note ... a [21Q]-gets - the-shit-kicked-out - of-him ...
  note ... with a rifle for, well shit, it's going on thirty ...
  note ... by someone who gave a shit. They were ...

3 Anti-Cat  [jsalmon]
  note ... eating chicken shit on at least one ...
  ... sandboxes, it eats cat shit from litterboxes and ...
  ... is able to convert cat shit into perfectly edible ...

3 Anti-Lemon  [phoenix]
  note ... fuel-guzzling shit-box ....// Not just ...
  note ... fuel-guzzling shit-box, undeniably THE ...
  note ... fuel-guzzling shit-box.

3 Astronaut Food Container / Toilet Combo For Space  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... to remember are;<br>Shit runs ...
  note ... toilets. // No shit, Sherlock ...
  note ... it's keeping piss and shit from flying around ...

3 Atkins-Approved Pet Food  [rgovostes]
  note ... making the price of shit go up.
  note price of shit? you mean there's gold ...
  note //price of shit// What's the market ...

3 Bathroom Faucet Light  [Bowie23]
  note ... wrong with taking a shit in the dark? It's not ...
  ... from having to take a shit in the dark.
  ... don't have to take a shit in the dark.

3 Bathroom Mufflers  [Brian the Painter]
  note I misread this as shit muffins :-p
  note I think shit muffins much better ...
  ... need to learn to shit quietly or these ...

3 Brexit referendum referendum  [hippo]
  note ... to talk the usual shit, then get him to light ...
  note ... and make up whatever shit we like and wrap it ...
  note ... scooters) that had the shit beaten out of them by ...

3 cannabis  [turks]
  note //you want to sow the shit so widely as to make ...
  note ... users in with a few shit-for-brains fuckwits is ...
  note ... you want to damn the shit so solidly as to make ...

3 car beeps when lights go green  [nicholaswhitworth]
  note ... the fridge giving me shit when the door is open ...
  note ... and the car giving me shit because I dared to ...
  note ... and my stove giving me shit because I don't feeEEL ...

3 Celebrity Breath  [benfrost]
  note ... up pieces of his shit - Merda d'artista ...
  note ... Breath and canned shit packaged for the ...
  note ... one opened Manzoni's shit (because it was just ...

3 China To Build Housing in the US  [theircompetitor]
  note ... will swim through shit if you throw a bob in ...
  note ... swimming through our shit for our bob. Now, ...
  note ... Now there is a shit load of science and ...

3 Democracy  [kevinthenerd]
  note ... roughly the same dumb shit : responsible brain ...
  note ... is why Democracy is shit. The vast majority of ...
  note //Democracy is shit// You're absolutely ...

3 Disturbing the Disturbed  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... bad, untraceable shit via the Throw Momma ...
  note ... everyone you give a shit about. To send a ...
  note ... going down for your shit. Does that sound good ...

3 Draft First Term Representatives  [theircompetitor]
  note ... to live in some shit-hole village in the ...
  note ... than someone in the shit-hole village ...

3 Eliminating patent examination  [xaviergisz]
  note ... their art and not get shit on for it.<br>It is a ...
  note ... Guess they're just shit-outta-luck then eh? ...
  note ... a candy coated glop of shit designed by a bunch of ...

3 Exercise Is For The Birds  [Skewed]
  note // Really ? // No shit, Sherlock. ...
  note //No shit, Sherlock// Well of ...
  note ... to remove all of the shit first...

3 Expiring DVD region locks  [acb]
  note ... can be freed of that shit. @acb: An elegant ...
  note That shit of regioncoding, it's ...

3 Feces Pieces  [rcornell]
  note Shit-shaped chocolate I ...
  note ... but chocolate-shaped shit? Sorry, [-].
  note //Shit-shaped chocolate I ...

3 Fishbone botnet  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... masters pulling this shit on us when I was at ...
  note //did the shit hit the fan Perhaps ...
  note ... battle, things turn to shit through random ...

3 GangstaLand  [rascalraidex]
  note ... but it's all good this shit's tha bomb! bracket ...
  note ... really wanna take shit over, you know. They ...
  ... bringin yo family n' shit.

3 Gecko Ball  [treetop]
  note ... and see what's...shit! I'll just get on top ...
  note ... and see what's...shit! I'll just get on ...

3 Gorilla Burger  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... that nobody gives a shit about// grrrrrrr..... ...
  note ... that nobody gives a shit about// Just ...
  ... that nobody gives a shit about but seasoned ...

3 Gripping Noise  [Condiment]
  note Testing... SHIT! *Honk*. FUCK! *Honk*. ...
  note ... used. "Damn"=Honk; "Shit!"=HONK; ...

3 Halfbakery Drinking Game  [AfroAssault]
  note Holy shit, new rule:<br> If it ...
  ... with a lot of other shit I'm sure. It occurred ...
  ... idea or two, tip that shit back and drink again. ...

3 history graphs  [bumhat]
  note ... get to C. You think, SHIT. UNDO. You try to get ...
  note ... get to D. You think, SHIT, UNDO. again, get to ...
  note ... history graph, tough shit, C is gone - you ...

3 Homeless Business Model  [zone]
  note ... and happy. It's the shit. The homeless live ...
  note ... I was gonna read that shit?... he was babbling ...
  note ... But who gives a shit, right? I just ...

3 Homeless - the reality TV show  [FishFinger]
  note ... now. All of it was all shit, and none of it was ...
  note ... it always tends to be shit. Anyway, don't take ...
  note ... it always tends to be shit.// Well said. ...

3 Imagination facarde*  [wjt]
  note ... didn't choose this shit, I didn't ask for the ...
  note ... Anybody can make shit up. Maybe we can ...
  note ... it down to; I'm bat-shit crazy, time is ...

3 Jamie Oliver Must Die  [pottedstu]
  note JO's own restaurant, shit that's a scarey ...
  note ... that this gobby shit has so blatently ...

3 Joblessness and toillessness statistics  [nineteenthly]
  note "The Assorted Shit Workers of America ...
  note ... which show the 'Shit Work' index up 5% in ...
  note ... Concerning shit-shovellers, i see them ...

3 Ketchup Singles  [rgandhi]
  note ... ? Now that's good shit.
  note // good shit // Sp. "gooood ...

3 Litter Berm  [21 Quest]
  note ... kind of mean a "cat shit/pee" steel wall ...
  ... Morocco, but with cat shit!
  ... A giant pile of cat shit. ...

3 MesiahILF  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... will be singing and shit. Instead... if someone ...
  note ... will be singing and shit// Don't be too sure ...
  note ... will be singing and shit // Actually, that's ...

3 Mobile Bumper Sticker Rebuttal Device  [markvalentine1]
  note ... it's still a piece of shit like this one.
  note ... "Brother" or some shit like that. It's a ...
  note I've seen a "shit happens" sticker here ...

3 Mono-Hybrid  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... // "You're talking shit, mate". Just a ...
  note ... "You're talking shit, mate".// So you ...
  note ... the phrase "talking shit", to which I took ...

3 Nicer chipboard  [nineteenthly]
  note ... to think that we stick shit together for ...
  note ... time ago. We stick shit together for other ...
  note ... actually gives a shit.

3 Non-comptetion contracts for training  [EdwinBakery]
  ... nerd. I love sciencey shit. I'm the kind of guy ...
  ... don't really teach you shit at college and it's ...

3 Oceanic Agriculture [For Small Remote Island States]  [django]
  note ... be eating their own shit.
  note ... [nietsch] seagull shit has loads of nutrients ...

3 Only Turn Right  [JesusHChrist]
  ... help but feel like shit there. The good ...
  ... you will feel like shit. My experience is ...
  ... you into feeling like shit. What a surprise. ...

3 Personal Toilet Scent Strips  [awesomest]
  note ... smell of your own shit. It is a sordid but ...
  note ... smell of their own shit - just that of other ...
  note ... the smell of their own shit - just that of other ...

3 Prevent Ass splash #2  [Antegrity]
  note Or you could just shit in a bag. [-]
  note ... If you're keen to shit in a bag, check out ...
  note Now you know why bears shit in the woods.

3 Punchline Hoquetus  [fishboner]
  ... phrase 1:<br> I am _ shit _ _<br> And the ...
  ... at once: <br> 1)I am shit.<br> 2)sow face ...
  ... girl.<br> 3)I am sow shit face, girl.<br> ...

3 rectal analizer  [bob]
  note ... are totally full of shit. Interestingly, the ...
  note ... the TSA, but only have shit for brains, a great ...
  note ... actually made from shit from the foundations ...

3 Redesign The Zeppelin  [JNK]
  note "This science shit is really boring." But ...
  note // This science shit is really boring. // ...
  note //This science shit is boring and most ...

3 Ride the Shit-Steering Steer  [pottedstu]
  note Boule shit? Maybe a ...
  Ride the Shit-Steering Steer
  ... This will ensure your shit always ends up where ...

3 Roach Motel For Pirates  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... around and watch that shit all day?). Also, the ...
  note ... around and watch that shit all day?).// ...
  note ... the cops just beat the shit outta them either ...

3 Scarefox  [theleopard]
  note ... garden if it keeps the shit away.
  note ... you must use human shit, and lots of it.
  ... and encourage them to shit elsewhere.

3 SCUBA Tank  [bs0u0155]
  note ... parties would jam the shit out of all channels. ...
  note ... repairs, or dragging shit out if it's path. ...
  note ... repairs, or dragging shit out if it's path.// ...

3 Sewage as Fertilizer, Pasteurized by Power Plant  [discontinuuity]
  note ... the way in which we shit an piss. We would have ...
  note ... and cleaners and the shit of people taking ...
  note ... anyway. As for the shit that we can collect ...

3 So you think you're a psychic?  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... aren't full of shit then?<br>I'll go look ...
  note ... aren't full of shit then?// that's a ...
  note ... aren't full of shit then?// Well, The ...

3 Strap-on Testicles for Tough Women  [mahatma]
  note ... and sexist piece of shit. It's very ...
  note ... and sexist piece of shit// <br><br> …and yet ...
  note ... and sexist piece of shit.// //It's very ...

3 stuff that looks cheap and nasty and does not get stolen  [po]
  note ... a tree so that birds shit on it, and doesn't ...
  note ... excited and take my shit? This is an old ...

3 Technological Retardation for Endangered Species Hunting  [calum]
  note ... off a cliff? Well shit, even that primitive ...
  note ... with coca and go ape shit with a great ...

3 Tennis racket with a green plastic frog on it  [theleopard]
  note ... someone to perpetually shit in its eyes for the ...
  note ... look, there's a shit!" bollocks that's ...
  note ... petals falling...no, shit, that's six....Gold ...

3 The emergencies are over act  [Voice]
  note ... there who want to blow shit up.
  note ... there who want to blow shit up " Now THERE'S a ...
  note ... there who want to blow shit up.//<br> <br> Well, ...

3 The Unproven Cure For Cancer Using Wind Farms  [xenzag]
  note ... to tell the entitled shit that he's being an ...
  note ... you've instigated the shit-fest so you duck first ...
  note ... Of The Flies or some shit. ...

3 Throwing Monkey  [mandy]
  note ... monkey doesn't throw shit?
  note ... cheeky monkeys threw shit at me, which I ...

3 Toilet Macerator  [dare99]
  note When the shit hits the fan, don't ...
  note ... in the hole, and your shit plummets 20 feet to ...

3 Tornado observation dome  [Voice]
  note ... said, I've seen some shit what with living my ...
  note ... of a million bits of shit picked up by a storm, ...
  note ... a sub-ceiling as a shit hits the fan room.

3 Used Food  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... charge for a monkey-shit latte.
  note No shit?

3 Vacuum triggered food expiry  [Ling]
  note ... where close to the day shit starts to go bad. It ...
  note ... predict the exact day shit goes bad.
  note I too hate that bad shit.

3 Welfare Reform Compromise #21  [21 Quest]
  note ... we got to spend that shit on whatever the hell ...
  note ... of, for examples, shit luck, structural ...
  note ... don't know your shit. Both hold universal ...

3 What's That Smell?  [benfrost]
  note ... and the accompanying shit smell of the media
  ... dog or similar animal shit. Return the tip of ...
  ... unwittingly stick dog shit in their face.

3 Wi-Fi 'Average User Speed' Listing  [21 Quest]
  note ... "GINGERBREAD" does bad shit to HB posts and ...
  note ... between knowing your shit and knowing you're ...

3 Yeti Spaghetti  [DesertFox]
  note ... _ _ _ _ orange, emmmm, shit what rhymes with ...
  note //shit what rhymes with ...
  note ... - pass the . . shit! fuck! .. parmesan

2 1050 times the casualties from current nuclear weapons  [beanangel]
  note Blah blah blah stupid shit blah blah look at me ...
  note ... and how much sneaky shit it gets away with, and ...

2 3D Sprinting  [doctorremulac3]
  note Shit. [bigs], I'm really ...
  note Holy shit. Big, I'm so sorry.

2 500 MPH Bumper  [DonBirnam]
  note ... speed, you are in deep shit.

2 A Serious Idea, With A Dull Name  [UnaBubba]
  note //HOLY SHIT//<br> Reference to ...
  ... fuss was about. HOLY SHIT, it tasted bad!

2 Academic Achievement for Benefits  [Jscotty]
  note ... beating the shit out of kids falling ...

2 Acidulated cat litter  [bungston]
  note ... an animal to shit inside your house?
  note ... you allow animals to shit inside your house, ...

2 Adolescent Space Colonists  [Selky]
  note ... You'd all go bat-shit stir crazy without a ...

2 ... and smoking  [bigsleep]
  note ... procedures now.<br>Shit hurts even while ...
  note ... fuck me up with the shit they don't know every ...

2 Anti Animal Animosity  [FarmerJohn]
  ... so much doggone bull shit!" <br>would replaced ...
  ... much daisygone birch shit!"

2 anti enron policy  [chud]
  note ... and fining the shit out of them personally ...

2 Anti-Immigration Propaganda for the Modern Politician  [21 Quest]
  note ... and I don't give a shit about immigration. ...
  note ... personalities and shit. Who cares about ...

2 anti rape stinkbomb  [macrumpton]
  note ... might well get the shit kicked out of them by ...

2 Anti-unrequited-love drug  [acb]
  note ... for some unresolved shit from my past which ...
  note ... if you are in deep shit, so be careful!

2 Any-ammo Minigun  [bungston]
  note ... For being a not funny shit take.
  note ... being a not funny shit take// How is this ...

2 Apathetic Representatives  [rcarty]
  note ... not give less of a shit one way or the ...
  Because not giving a shit is a legitimate ...

2 Aquaballoon: Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill Solution  [FlyingToaster]
  note ? I meant your shit would break.
  note //I mean your shit would break// me ? ...

2 Arecibo Telescope Message Custard Cream  [nineteenthly]
  note ... layer of mouse shit.
  note ... layer of mouse shit. But beautifully ...

2 "Ass Glass"  [veryvermilion]
  note ... you are covered in shit !?!
  ... Doo Drops, Wipe Outs, Shit Stains Get the ...

2 audio translator  [raisin]
  note Shit

2 Automatic Automatic Transmission  [evilpenguin]
  note ... if one is too lazy to shit a lever, one should ...
  note ... don't want to "shit a lever" either. ...

2 Badger Football  [jellydoughnut]
  note ... a change. They get shit on all the time here. ...
  note ... likely to scare the shit out of it! <br> Still ...

2 Badger to a Custom  [monk]
  note ... sentences, you dumb shit. Moving on, I can tell ...
  note ... calling people *a dumb shit* is not a great way to ...

2 'bakery sticker  [thumbwax]
  note ... Junior Academy<br> Shit would have been being ...
  note ... Junior Academy Shit would have been being ...

2 Ball and (block)Chain  [theircompetitor]
  note ... one whole fucking shit load of disabity bucks ...
  note ... before the shit hits the fan in 2020, ...

2 Bathtub Mascerator  [tourist]
  note ... indubitably result in shit soup. But, if you ...
  note ... a dry bath won't your shit just, well, sit there, ...

2 beepreader  [beanangel]
  note ... the latest slice of shit-pie I was being asked ...
  note ... the latest slice of shit-pie I was being asked ...

2 Beer Mortar  [strange606]
  note ... drinking the vile shit that it is.// ...
  link Obviously, shit beer has been about ...

2 Beerphones  [david_scothern]
  note does a bear shit in the woods, ...
  note ... meant does beer need shit in the woods??? ...

2 Bicycle Guard Goose  [bs0u0155]
  note ... in the Tour de Fr.... shit.
  ... The ankle-deep goose shit will be an issue.

2 Big House-Looking Building  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... at //really big shit\\+.
  ... a bunch of really big shit, does that qualify ...

2 Billboard Music Chart For Animals  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... hypothesis is that shit music is produced by ...
  ... Do animals have shit taste in music simply ...

2 Bluetooth for landmines  [21 Quest]
  note ... for not being shot to shit whilst reducing. ...
  note ... this pile of steaming shit. <br> I ...

2 Boaty McBoatface II  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... with people having a shit sense of humour. ...
  note ... Led Zep? I've shit em. Let's be ...

2 bobo's baloon bong  [grahamcrackers]
  note Holy shit... Kack Kaugh Kack ...
  ... but if it did, holy shit it would fuck you up. ...

2 Bog Roll Alarm  [Miss Weston Smith]
  note ... we should do away with shit tickets completely and ...
  note ... say 10p a Sheet (or shit depending on how ...

2 Book of Going Forward  [gisho]
  note ... wars drive progress, shit happens, and some ...
  note ... do nothing but add shit to our world. ...

2 Breakout Pornography  [crackriot]
  note ... Hollywood would be up shit creek.
  note ... myself and straight up shit creek is the HOLLYWOOD ...

2 Bus-based hot spot  [phoenix]
  note ... turns the place into a shit-blog of random ...
  note //a shit-blog of random ...

2 calculated Image enhancement  [metarinka]
  note ... can't make gold from shit", or words to that ...
  note ... can't make gold from shit"/ that gives me an ...

2 Call-in HB party  [k_sra]
  note *shit* Sorry I missed it. ...
  note "shit", sorry I missed it ...

2 Canned Fire  [Hogulus]
  note ... a pretty good "holy shit" impact on people. The ...
  ... has more of a "holy shit" impact on the mugger, ...

2 Capacitor-Based Semis and Highway  [Fris85]
  note ... floors and mounds of shit on the transmissions ...
  note ... a transmission for the shit to get caught on on ...

2 Car crash rollercoaster  [williamsmatt]
  note Crashing feels like shit. Crashing at high ...

2 Catapoultry  [21 Quest]
  note ... That it's been shit out by small mammals ...
  note //here is cat shit pate <br> ...

2 Cayenne Daiquiri  [jhomrighaus]
  note ... fetish for making shit hotter, yet without ...
  note ... fetish for making shit hotter, yet without ...

2 Celebrity-Music Shoehorning Game  [calum]
  ... Bitches Aint Shit: "Bitches ain't shit ...

2 cheap-skate  [garlic twins]
  note ... refer to, what the 'shit' or the 'goddamn'. Are ...
  ... brandy in the house. Shit, i says, more expense ...

2 Check Your Freakin' Privilege  [theircompetitor]
  note ... pennies. You tip like shit and you smell like ...

2 Cheezus Christi!  [skatc]
  note //This shit writes itself.// I ...
  ... cheese, etc. This shit writes itself.

2 Citizen's Work Card  [daseva]
  note ... ampersand in censoring shit. That's fucking ...
  note ... negated the fact that shit was censored. You ...

2 Clockwork Electric Guitar  [Clockwork Monkey]
  note ... wars of 2010 (Oh shit! sorry, Hand crank ...
  note ... carne trying to do a shit through a sewed-up ...

2 Coffee Coloured Mug  [PiledHigherandDeeper]
  note ... with all of the nasty shit here about Prozac, ...
  note ... stop all the nasty shit though. Personally ...

2 Coffee Cup of Shame  [riromero]
  note thec. so full of shit FUCK IT ...
  note ... cute when your full of shit. They are mostly ...

2 Collective Empathy  [sdm]
  note ... mind scares the shit ouot of me.

2 Commercials not Solos  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... lesson that you are shit and not good and ...
  ... a commercial than this shit but so what if all ...

2 Community Service Duty  [stupop]
  note ... kids couldn't give a shit about respecting ...

2 Conceptual Video Art Reaction Art  [my face your]
  note ... such a setting just 'shit'?]<br> Well, this ...
  note ... that it was, in fact, shit. <br> And as soon as ...

2 Condiment-dispensing Hat  [infidel]
  note ... powdered moose shit on our breakfast ...
  note ... You put moose-shit on *breakfast cereal* ...

2 Confession Booth Emergency Loo  [RayfordSteele]
  note redefines "Holy Shit"

2 crime scene  [Voice]
  note ... or un-think some shit.
  note ... or un-think some shit // That's why we ...

2 Cut disease, make money  [rleyton]
  note <snarfy shit snipped> <br> You ...
  note //<snarfy shit snipped> // What ...

2 Deathocracy  [cameron]
  note ... me from seeing dumb shit ideas like that one.)
  note ... to old for this shit'. Are we gonna kill ...

2 Decrypt anything ... to anything  [Loris]
  note ... problem - its random shit your computer has ...
  note ... the need to bomb the shit out of us", we attend ...

2 Defecated Decaf  [masterchief]
  note ... will buy anything" shit joke, it's not quite ...
  note ... this coffee is shit.

2 Designated Christmas-Free Zones  [genevieve]
  note ... None of this Las Vegas shit. It's the gaudiness ...
  note ... in the medium of Neat Shit given and received? ...

2 Dine-Dance  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... is to humor as bear shit is to the woods.
  note ... there's wood in bear shit?

2 Disorient Express 2: The Ride Deepens  [galukalock]
  note ... it scares the living shit out of their dogs.<br> ...

2 Dog Poo Monkeys  [AO]
  note They might go ape-shit.
  note ... if I had “Simian Shit Service” painted on ...

2 Domesticated band of Coatis  [skinflaps]
  note ... the floor looks like shit.

2 Domino's Blacklist  [21 Quest]
  note ... If you "aint making shit" then it's up to you ...
  ... a driver ain't making shit. If you can't afford ...

2 Donner, Blitzen & Götterdämmerung  [UnaBubba]
  note Shit happens when you're ...
  Unholy Shit!

2 Douse the Dogs of War  [21 Quest]
  note ... of gallons of pig shit. It's a renewable ...
  note ... go back to causing shit in Iraq, Afghanistan ...

2 Drones Designed To Be "Shot Down"  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... the comparison to pig shit may be unfair. Pig ...

2 Drugs? No shit.  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note sp: Drugs? No, shit. I'm surprised we ...
  Drugs? No shit.

2 E-spike  [wjt]
  note ... No-one made you go. Shit happens. Get over it. ...
  note ... No-one made you go. Shit happens. Get over ...

2 Ejection Saddle  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... vast amounts of shit that have to be ...
  note ... 'a thousand pounds of shit on top of four ...

2 Elimination Of Inter-generational Debt  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... some of that mathey shit which is for dorks.)
  note ... an ugly piece of shit. (On a side note, ...

2 Emergency Tasers In All Schools  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... guns,<br>...and if the shit hits the fan, like it ...
  note ... laws.<br>When the shit hits the fan, these ...

2 Exploding Pigeons  [Kettch]
  note ... seen this done with shit hawks (seagulls). A ...
  note ... and have plenty of shit hawks to experiment ...

2 Exponential Factoring Algorithm  [Vernon]
  note Holy shit. Just holy shit. ...

2 Fake Your Own Death Wig  [DesertFox]
  note ... we'll be in a world of shit." "I *am* in... a ...

2 Fish Lifter  [calum]
  note ... the cages with his shit encrusted wellies on. ...
  ... face it, it must be shit to be a salmon. Let's ...

2 Fishbowl Nightlight  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... I HAVE to do this. Shit. What have I gotten ...
  note ... sunglasses on. // Shit. What have I gotten ...

2 Flash Paper Bag of Urine  [bungston]
  note ... for the flaming bag of shit doorstep trick?
  note ... with lump of unflaming shit. Unless, of course, ...

2 Football Poet Laureate  [squeak]
  note If YOU want the job, shit poet laureate Andrew ...
  note ... crowd<br> You're shit and you smell of fish ...

2 Forged in watching TV  [nomocrow]
  Rank amateurs with shit experience forging ...
  ... making, I've seen that shit done about a hundred ...

2 Foul Language SMS Lexicon  [tourist]
  ... manager dry fuck her shit chute on his lunch ...
  ... so goddamn long. Shit.

2 Full length alliteration  [Loris]
  note ... from compacted dry shit?
  note ... from compacted dry shit?// What about a ...

2 Funkin' Throw Nuts  [JesusHChrist]
  ... we will have possible shit and impossible shit ...

2 Gasoline toilet  [bungston]
  note ... flaming explosion of shit if you light up. We're ...
  note ... blown up in a flaming shit explosion? What would ...

2 Giant... err, Beetles  [UnaBubba]
  note ... comment... SHIT! Here was I, ...
  note ... comment... SHIT!// No. I've been ...

2 Golden Retrieve-a-trolley  [lukecleland]
  note ... money to pick up dog shit. It would be unsafe ...
  note ... money to pick up dog shit? This concept could ...

2 Great Drug Story Awards System  [leinypoo13]
  note ... you do really stupid shit, while pot just makes ...
  note ... laugh at really stupid shit.

2 gun control  [njay]
  note ... fuel will blow the shit out of a big building ...
  note ... the topic, you say shit like... //Duh, ...

2 HalfBakery Street Peculiers  [8th of 7]
  note No, shit Sherlock.
  No shit, Sherlock

2 Hand Sanitizer With Irritant Added  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... already burn the shit out of any membrane or ...
  note /burn the shit out/ I like the image ...

2 Handle  [Tate]
  note ... 'Jesus bars' or 'Oh shit grips'. <Grab onto ...
  note ... and go 'Jesus!' or 'Oh shit!' as appropriate...> ...

2 HB Divining  [sartep]
  note ... the small crock of shit that I deal with, if ...
  note ... much larger crock of shit than I am willing to ...

2 Health Insurance Coupons In Cigarette Packs  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... is dedicated to bull-shit. And if someone, ...
  note ... (not her real name) shit-bag wants to get high. ...

2 Heti  [ConsulFlaminicus]
  note ... beam ain't up to shit!"// Don't worry; ...
  ... beam ain't up to shit!" We need a ...

2 Hexadecimalised, Metric-Aligned Imperial Measurements  [idris83]
  link http://id.8x.cc/shit/metric-imperial.jpg
  link http://id.8x.cc/shit/neo-imperial.jpg

2 Hose Water.  [bungston]
  note ... when we said he had a shit-eating grin.

2 How The Other Fifth Struggle  [8th of 7]
  note ... kind of hard to give a shit about school when you ...
  note No shit, Sherlock .... ...

2 Humane cow explosion  [nineteenthly]
  note ... smeared with guts and shit is your idea of how to ...
  note ... knocked 4 seasons of shit out of him...

2 I Could Have Been A Millionaire  [xenzag]
  note ... and yelping, "Oh shit" the loudest.
  note ... and yelping, "Oh shit" the loudest// That ...

2 I HATE stickers  [benfrost]
  note ... someone who had "Eat Shit" tattooed on his ...
  note ... on his forehead to the Shit Marketing Board?

2 I.T. Appreciation Day  [Floppo]
  note ... you call is give us shit because you've done ...
  note ... when Windows shit. She lost about four ...

2 Ice Karma  [DrWorm]
  note That bear shit is bull shit. But this ...

2 Imported McDonalds  [ArtVandelay]
  note ... to remind me how shit it is."
  note ... The food is identical: shit.

2 In-Bowl Extractor Fan for WC  [skoomphemph]
  note All too easy for the shit to literally hit the ...
  note Shit hitting the fan would ...

2 Instant Male Orgasm  [ofersh]
  note ... comfortable putting shit like that on, or even ...
  note ... come up with this shit, and what were you ...

2 Invisible Ninja Sculptures for the Blind  [lostdog]
  note ... down. I mean, this shit is down. Like a blunt ...

2 invisiphone  [shinobi]
  link cool as shit
  ... at home. its cool as shit. ...

2 It Takes a Village Idiot  [theircompetitor]
  note ... and others will own shit. That may have to ...
  note ... feeding? It breaks shit. The West is in ...

2 Karmron  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... eyes in unrecycled shit... so am I a good ...
  note ... then leave before the shit hits the fan and ...

2 Keeping it Real Fake Pizza Shop  [frosto]
  note ... All the shit chains do this, like ...
  note ... ordering a load of shit pizzas. Infiltration ...

2 Kid-o-vision  [cjlove]
  note ... BUELLER -- PIECE OF SHIT became PIECE OF TIN. ...
  ... shoot!" instead of "oh shit!". Any small acts of ...

2 Kind Red Kindred (The Diplodrome)  [globaltourniquet]
  note ... - it's a dang UI shit!
  note ... Raider to OK. Oh, shit. Thats no good then.

2 Landfill rat farms.  [widgie]
  note ... bacteria are in rat shit. You definately would ...
  note ... after spreading the shit thinly across the top. ...

2 Lap-top Laptop  [xenzag]
  note ... pretty, piece of shit fruit machine lasts ...
  note ... pretty, piece of shit fruit machine lasts ...

2 laptop coolant  [anemos]
  note ... dont work worth a shit, eh? They should ...
  note ... they're slower than shit, and they still get ...

2 Last words section in death certificate  [mofosyne]
  note ... always been "Oh, shit!" Say, who's bright ...
  note ... always been "Oh, shit!" // That's much ...

2 Legalize Drugs, Beef Up Civil Liability Laws Regarding Their Sale  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... took a massive shit in the Coke and pissed ...
  note ... But there's that shit in the Coke argument. ...

2 Leylandii Hunting  [rainbow]
  note I find shit to be offensive. ...
  note ... around and shoot the shit. (I just couldn't ...

2 Life, deregulated  [RayfordSteele]
  note //Methadrone. Potent shit.// Nitpick: ...
  ... “Mephadrone. Potent shit. I thought the ...

2 Lil’ Sapper’s Plastic Explosive Playdough Playset.  [MikeD]
  note ... said; "Engineers build shit and blow it up". So ...

2 Litter Box Ramp  [jmvw]
  note Teach your cat to shit outside like the rest ...
  note //Teach your cat to shit outside// So your ...

2 Low-pressure ramjet ion thruster  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... molecules as shit-balls, and an ion as ...
  note ... my analogies turn to shit, but usually not that ...

2 Low volume sample rate and quantization  [Thrust]
  note ... off, but there's a shit ton of this on or off ...
  note ...sorry, "metric" shit ton. Lots of ...

2 Make McDonald's Employees Smile  [d-eschew]
  note ... and make you feel like shit. So if we aren't ...
  note ... has turned to shit, I can never - *never* ...

2 Marijuana Beer  [funcrusher]
  note ... Anyway, it tastes like shit. Don't waste your ...
  note ... always tastes like shit.

2 Masturbation Nightmare  [Elitefingerbun]
  note ... of this// I just shit my pants.
  note ... me that they've just shit their pants.

2 Messages from Mum  [miasere]
  note ... without looking oh shit its a truck
  note ... looking oh shit its a truck

2 Milk pills  [Loris]
  note ... and discussing random shit in the comments - ...
  note //I didn't say shit.//<br> No you didn't, ...

2 Movie: "Grandma buys drugs"  [mmtaunean]
  note ... I start posting all my shit ideas for ...
  note ... I start posting all my shit ideas // Ideas ...

2 Movie Mashup Program  [doctorremulac3]
  ... they should be called "shit". So here's the ...
  ... churn out this shit.

2 MucuSoap  [galukalock]
  note ... mouth out for saying "shit" once too often.
  note ... nobody gonna buy that shit. This, the stinky ...

2 Museum of Dubious Lyrical Apparatus  [xenzag]
  note ... smell of some good shit," but the produces ...
  note ... felt that the term "shit" might be taken as a ...

2 Nativity Blockbusters  [zen_tom]
  note ... as it hit him) "Oh shit!!"<br> <br> JAMES: ...
  note ... that was some good shit alright - I was sooo ...

2 Necrophiliostitution  [21 Quest]
  note ... a bunch of other sick shit. <br> ew ...
  note ... this is serious shit! how else would ...

2 Nessie location device  [bungston]
  link ... and all sorts of nifty shit technology and ...
  link ... to scare the shit out of newbies - or is ...

2 Net Worth Hat  [BertieWooster]
  note ... up to 60 miles away, shit like that. How come a ...
  note ... "Because he hasn't got shit all over him."

2 Netherislands  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... weight shifts and shit and it ends up with a ...
  note ... What's the max, shit-hits-the-fan wave ...

2 Newton's Delayed Cradle  [xenzag]
  note ... i am going to bake the shit out of it. We are ...
  note ... i am going to bake the shit out of it// Good ...

2 Night Globe  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... Fuck this serious shit.
  note ... I moved back to this shit hole called the ...

2 No Red Plants, No Dinos  [TomRC]
  note [rabbit]:<br> a) No shit? <br> b) I only ...

2 North Korea food offensive  [Voice]
  note ... people and blowing shit up and look at our ...
  note ... than a chipmunk's shit, and the populace ...

2 nuclear melt-down heat sink  [Voice]
  note ... a puddle of nasty shit forming, you are ...
  note ... the puddle of nasty shit is there. No good. ...

2 NW Passage UFO Detector  [mensmaximus]
  note ... at them they dance and shit. cool. and the ...
  note ... all their tapes. and shit

2 obscene passwords  [pdg37]
  note ... 41 poop<br> 35 shit<br> 16 fart<br> 14 ...
  note ... well....<br> "Oh, shit. I've forgotten my ...

2 Occam's Butter Knife Award  [MauiChuck]
  note Shit. THEY are getting ...
  note ... useless piece of shit? Ladies and ...

2 One Online Identity  [Eugene]
  note ... too lazy for all that shit. I want to eliminate ...
  link ... you happen to give a shit, the podcast I ...

2 Only foreign papers.  [dare99]
  note ... know there's a lot of shit on the net - the world ...
  note ... in general is full of shit - but that doesn't ...

2 Parallel Pictures  [thecat]
  link Holy shit but I don't have ...

2 peanut butter shaker  [sairy_gamp]
  note Shake the shit outta it. In not so ...
  note We have shit for peanut butter, ...

2 PedRemote  [mery]
  note ... demanded. I could have shit a brick. I thought he ...

2 Peerage Titles For The Masses  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... to empty Aristotle's shit bucket.
  note ... to empty Aristotle's shit bucket.// //Yep, ...

2 Peristaltic naturally artificial heart  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note Holy shit Max, this is ...
  note //Holy shit Max, this is ...

2 Phlubmarine  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... it would be loud as shit. Seriously, loud as ...

2 Phonetic news  [Ardd]
  note "Superman Dumps Shit, Makes Hamburger ...

2 Pill causes vegetarianism  [beanangel]
  note ... is that a 'Wanky Shit Demon' reference, ...
  note ... never heard of "Wanky Shit Demon" before, and am ...

2 Pinealopoly  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... do if I was an evil shit.<br>I prefer facts. ...
  note ... Let's throw the same shit that Hitler used to ...

2 Placebo with plausible side effects  [ixnaum]
  note ... you rainbow coloured shit.
  note // rainbow coloured shit// This means a 'white ...

2 Political Hygiene 101  [8th of 7]
  note ... level as long as the shit gets handled// ...
  note ... asteroids and other shit to worry about, and ...

2 Prior Art [MFD]  [waugsqueke]
  note shit, my sarcasm detector ...

2 Privacy Weariness  [reensure]
  note ... can imagine saying "shit! my account's been ...
  note ... my money!", but not "shit! my account's been ...

2 Probet  [Inyuki]
  note ... to be encouraged, not shit on by those who can ...
  note ... After thinking, 'Shit why didn't i think of ...

2 Projectile Burger  [sdm]
  note ... <insert: McDonalds is shit rant> ...

2 PsyOps Grocery Shop  [MikeD]
  note ... shopping cart full of shit you really don’t ...
  ... shopping cart full of shit you really don’t need. ...

2 Public Email-IM Booths  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... you can access your shit yourself through ...
  note ... I can access my shit perfectly on the ...

2 Puppet Bar  [benfrost]
  note ... hasn't done this shit already.
  note ... hasn't done this shit already.//<br> Jim ...

2 Put a big bucket of liquid Nitrogen in race cars  [Voice]
  note ... with a big bucket of shit in your car and you ...
  note ... with a big bucket of shit in your car everytime" ...

2 Pyramidabolic  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... "this is a ball of shit".
  note ... size of the ball of shit, would it not?

2 Raptor Lines  [xandram]
  note ... covered in bird shit :)
  note ... a halfbaked idea. <oh shit> There goes my undies.

2 Re-Elect Eisenhower!  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... camp, where the shit WAS the bean dip. The ...
  note ... don't eat what they shit on.<br>This means that ...

2 Real Life DnD  [DrWorm]
  note ... to go out and beat shit out of a bunch of ...

2 Remote flush toilet  [1kester]
  note ... is keeping *your* shit off you. Of all the ...

2 Restaurant 4'33  [contracts]
  note ... I'm just giving you shit.
  note You do get shit, every day of the ...

2 road kill  [nixter]
  note ... times//<br> <br> <shit stirring> waugs ...
  note ... catch up again.</shit stirring>

2 Rocket Bear!  [notmarkflynn]
  note ... is already 'giving a shit' in the woods when ...
  note ... the Pope might give a shit (in the derivative ...

2 rope dry sewage  [pashute]
  note ... ? They're all full of shit, and deserve to be ...
  ... which would "take the shit off the roads". ...

2 Safety Coffin  [21 Quest]
  note ... air, only to find hey shit man oxygen burns, you ...
  note ... <br> /shit man oxygen burns/ not ...

2 Safeway Club Club  [centauri]
  note ... in the UK has a really shit thing where you get 5 ...
  note ... spend which is really shit value if you ask me, ...

2 same shit different day  [caycee]
  same shit different day
  same shit different day

2 Sassy Spell Check  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... they type this kind of shit, it's replaced with ...
  ... whining and get your shit straight.

2 Scarab Circus  [FarmerJohn]
  note "turns a shit kebab" into what?
  turns a shit kebab

2 Scatalogical Humor Pill  [Laughs Last]
  note Shit jokes.
  note Shit happens.

2 Science News in Haiku  [goodmars]
  link Holy Shit - Man Walks On Fucking ...
  link ... shit ...

2 Scotchsticks  [polartomato]
  note Shit, thanks calum, how ...

2 Seagull Anti-Global-Warming Program  [UnaBubba]
  ... for dropping their shit on everything below ...
  ... of stark white seagull shit being produced ...

2 secret breath  [gizmo]
  note ... they can say "HOLY SHIT! I'm tanked. Look at ...
  note ... off the chart. Shit." Not that I'd have ...

2 Seed Paint  [Fishrat]
  note Shit fiiiiiggghhhtt!!!

2 Segway Light Cavalry  [theircompetitor]
  note ... and it isn't worth shit in sand. Can you say ...
  note That's crazy shit, [tc].

2 Sequential Dress Decoration  [TeaTotal]
  note ... to worry about this shit"
  note ... in here. (pull/shove/"shit"/grab/"get orf me ...

2 Serious Gas  [galukalock]
  note ... is tellin' a joke!<br>Shit!<br>:(

2 Sesquibakery  [hubby2debbie]
  note ... scale from "completely shit" to "genius!", where ...

2 Shark defence  [semi-panaderos]
  note ... Candy that tastes like shit = ha-ha shit.<br> ...

2 Shittoon  [bungston]
  note ... because the sherrif shit himself in public. Am ...
  note ... here?//<br> He didnt shit himself, be shat in a ...

2 Shrödinger's Day-Trader  [sninctown]
  note ... must use the word "shit" once and "musket" ...
  note Musket? Shit. Musket? Why does it ...

2 SHUT THE F*** UP alarm clock  [21 Quest]
  note What the shit kind of argument is ...
  note ... he still wears leather shit argument u have dosnt ...

2 Siren-free Radio Edit  [st3f]
  note ... will scare the living shit out of you?

2 Skidmark attribution  [DenholmRicshaw]
  note ... ? Does the pope shit in the woods ? ...
  note ... a way of getting pure shit out if the HR ...

2 Sleep In Your Slicker  [Eugene]
  note ... mainstream stuff is shit, too...you have to ...

2 Smartness Engine  [JesusHChrist]
  ... to go through all the shit that didn't matter ...
  ... really effective shit, so maybe I could get ...

2 Smiling at Strangers.com  [IvanIdea]
  note ... how to "walk like yo shit don't stank."<br> ...

2 Smoke(r) Extinguisher  [21 Quest]
  note ... forgetting where the shit came from in the first ...
  note ... FULL WELL WHAT THAT SHIT DOES TO US to become a ...

2 Solar Powered Offshore Rain Harvesting Thing v.2  [django]
  note ... it was your bird shit that made me rethink ...
  note ... gets retracted and the shit will drop in the sea, ...

2 Speaking Shoes  [manic]
  note <you stepped in dog shit, you stepped in dog ...

2 Sponsored UN Peacekeepers  [Gordon Comstock]
  note ... an exception. Holy shit. God Fucking Damn. I ...
  note ... nuts, but.... Holy shit.

2 Squanto* and the Beanstalk  [reensure]
  note Chicken shit is fed to cattle. Why ...

2 Sterilization for the Pseudo-Dead  [Vernon]
  note ... itself out of this shit' mode and it will ...
  note Fuck, Shit, God Damnit! Alright. ...

2 Still-In-The-Office Accessories  [mahatma]
  note ... a USB steaming pile of shit on your desk to ...
  note ... there, seeing that the shit is still steaming and ...

2 Stop all the clocks  [nineteenthly]
  note ... Whether time gets shit-canned, or gravity ...
  note ... (i.e space gets shit-canned) I don't know. ...

2 swiss army phone  [gbrandt]
  note ... Funny, I always get shit like this. I don't ...
  note ... Why do people give me shit for that? I'm sure ...

2 Take the women out of 'women and children'  [21 Quest]
  note ... and pummel the living shit out of the bastard ...
  note ... pummel the living shit out of the bastard ...

2 TeleVideo for North Sentinel Island  [Vernon]
  note ... up out of the shit and building the new ...
  note ... completely lost her shit, wouldn't take no for ...

2 The Enrapturator  [infidel]
  note ... day. Guns, knives, dog shit, pepper spray... it's ...
  note //Guns, knives, dog shit, pepper spray... it's ...

2 the WYW Index  [simonj]
  note ... one. Complete that shit at your own peril.

2 This Movie Sucks Caps  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... it just be easier to shit yourself as and when ...
  note ... it just be easier to shit yourself// Uhh, I'm ...

2 Toilet Masticator  [smendler]
  note ... head form, so you can shit into to the mouth of ...
  note ... we say... the shit hits the fan.

2 Tornado Tank  [ty6]
  note ... there's even bits of shit flying over the top of ...

2 Tourette's Syndrome Chat Room  [st3f]
  note ... this is a great arsey shit-wank idea fuck. Do you ...
  ... liven up a dull day shit. Obviously highly ...

2 Tourist Bopper  [daseva]
  note ... them believe this shit was the only thing ...

2 Transparent playing cards  [Matty]
  note ... 'em, even if they're shit.
  note quote "nifty shit (idea)" quote - hence ...

2 Trump Progress Bar  [DenholmRicshaw]
  note ... presidential - blowing shit up " ... I'll meet ...
  note // blowing shit up // YAY ! GO DON ...

2 Trump Toys  [JesusHChrist]
  ... these "get your shit together" groups would ...
  ... to get rich /get your shit together / ...

2 two flavors one can!  [seventhinline]
  note ... a hit of the plain shit first, then chug the ...
  note Shit!, [bliss]!, the same ...

2 Un-Awareness Ribbon  [joeforker]
  note ... a "Don't Give a Shit" ribbon.
  note ... find the link...aw shit [fridge duck] got ...

2 Underground High-Pressure Prisons  [deacon]
  note ... you get your own stale shit thrown back in your ...
  note ... I See It, You Throw Shit On StarChaser - Who ...

2 Valentime  [Fishrat]
  note ... only five hours. *Shit, oh shit!* He jabs the ...

2 Violently Explosive Snowglobes  [Alterother]
  note ... with you and deleting shit? Why don't you just ...
  note ... with you and deleting shit?// It's called ...

2 War Tariff  [nuclear hobo]
  note ... in the beginnin' and shit canned the whole ...

2 watching halfbakes  [photojunkie]
  note ... Anyway, some other shit happened that I won't ...

2 Watermaze  [simonj]
  note ... getting my head wet, shit...
  note ... so you won't get shit on your head.

2 What's your problem?  [lurch]
  note ... The system sucks shit. pardon my english
  note // The system sucks shit. //<br> I have a ...

2 Where They Were Kelp  [xenzag]
  note ... roll in it. Mud yes, shit no. Small point I ...
  note ... head I got in royal shit for being such a ...

2 Wine jumpers  [dentworth]
  note ... sure, its fun to talk shit on people, but ...
  note ... Then you can talk shit, just like I'm ...

2 Wiper-less Dry Windshield  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... how much heavier shit is flying through the ...
  note ... how much heavier shit is flying through the ...

2 Womanned mission to Venus  [nineteenthly]
  note ... to keep his or her shit together for six ...
  note ... g, in which case the shit particles will hit the ...

2 Workout Water Closet  [UnaBubba]
  note ... "tough night, I ate shit riding the shit eater" ...

1 

1 

1 1,000,000 Years PBG  [xenzag]
  note No shit, Sherlock ... ...

1 1/2B Film  [lewisgirl]
  note ... cowboys, and other shit I hated. I'm glad to ...

1 10' Empire State Building  [theleopard]
  note ... [21 Quest] is full of shit. This is a great idea. ...

1 12864  [Vernon]
  note A few comments: HOLY SHIT, that is a fucking ...

1 21st Century Pope  [po]
  note <pats [shit for brains] on the ...

1 24/7 Obama Channel  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... it. It ain't suing shit//<br>Well, perhaps its ...

1 4-eyes  [salmon]
  note ... of a problem. I'm shit at judging distance ...

1 420  [xxAmberxx]
  note ... to “really potent shit coming”.

1 7-string guitar  [slancaster]
  note ... - it will sound like shit. The other problem ...

1 8F Guestbook  [jonthegeologist]
  note ... it be some funny shit?

1 9 Months Later Balloon Baby  [xenzag]
  note ... hell do you think this shit up?

1 A Cab of a Different Color  [21 Quest]
  note He's back! Holy shit.<br>{fist bump}<br>We ...

1 A Case Of Diahorrea  [8th of 7]
  note Well, I'm an expert in shit spelling... ...

1 a lump of coal at midnight  [po]
  note ... women love that shit!

1 A poor life this  [squeak]
  ... slipshod, feeble shit<br> Bad spelling and ...

1 a question or business: long term data storage  [vtolled]
  note // Toss in a shit load of silica gel ...

1 A REAL Anti-Gravity Generator  [bifftannon]
  note ... floats...no shit. No, I cannot stand ...

1 Abolish oceans  [8th of 7]
  note ... officers got the same shit. You had to make Major ...

1 abuse bumpersticker  [anm2254]
  note ... Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT." (As if the ...

1 AC in the trunk.  [DIYMatt]
  note ... stiff than steel, so a shit material for a ...

1 Actual Atheism  [fishboner]
  note ... things, and it's shit looks like it came ...

1 Adjustable Quadcopter pack  [Duck Lagrange]
  ... would be for the oh shit moment where you need ...

1 Adult Competitive Duck Duck Goose  [Blumster]
  note ... duck. I mean, holy shit, what a stupid name. ...

1 Aftershave / Blood Clotter  [Alcin]
  note ... plus to look 23. " No shit. This also applies at ...

1 Air Eyes  [minoradjustments]
  note ... year's subSAAAAAAAAA! SHIT ! PULL UP ! PULL UP ! ...

1 Air Wrestling  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... But the rest is still shit.

1 airjohn  [Voice]
  note ... trouble getting my shit together".

1 Airport with zero interruption for scanning  [ravi kris334]
  note ... nutcases would shit bricks over this.

1 Albatross Crossings  [Dub]
  note ... Albatrosses bad luck? shit! who'd want to cross ...

1 All-in-one coffee maker  [lawpoop]
  note No shit, Sherlock ...

1 All NEW Power Rangers  [mrkillboy]
  ... such as pizzas - I shit you not) which usually ...

1 All-Over, All-Day, Wash-On, Waterproof Sunblock  [XSarenkaX]
  note ... I'm guessing this shit washes right off, and ...

1 All-weather battery charging  [herilane]
  note ... And I don't miss those shit-kicking rednecks one ...

1 All white news reporters wear burqas overseas.  [bob]
  note ... won this round. Shit, now I'm making myself ...

1 Always "correct" barricade tape  [Gamma48]
  note ... being could give a shit, and to those that ...

1 Always get your music preference heard  [light bulb]
  ... of this representative shit that most political ...

1 Always look on the Baked side of life  [talen]
  ... can be a piece of shit <br> When you look at ...

1 Alzheimer's Trivial Pursuits  [musicator]
  note ... works... really "dumb shit" as Bubba calls it, is ...

1 Anarchy Party  [tcarson]
  note ... I got a lot of shit from a bookstore for ...

1 Annual Pro-Capitalism March  [brewmaster]
  note ... it's equal 'n shit but not like, all ...

1 Anonymous ideas  [arora]
  note ... and I don't give a shit. And while UB ...

1 anti adblock  [lostmind]
  note ... not because I give a shit if a marketing company ...

1 Anti-Animal Additive  [Vernon]
  note 'Teddy Bears' Big Shit' now copied to my ...

1 Anti bear sombrero  [Voice]
  note ... when you do that will shit itself if you fire a ...

1 Anti-Jam Traffic Lights  [sweet]
  note ... to fit ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag ...

1 Anti-Jewelry  [DrWorm]
  note ... would be cat-shit on a string earrings ...

1 Anti Monsanto action  [pashute]
  note ... Monsanto were a shit company for lots of ...

1 anti-n00bism software  [scott_r_uber]
  note ... "(noo) you dumb shit new person" so its not ...

1 Anti-personel Fighting Octopus  [DesertFox]
  note Horse shit. [-]

1 Anti-Tailgating Button  [Bert6322]
  note ... is to scare the living shit out of them. I swear ...

1 antibacterial mice  [beanangel]
  note ... has really got its shit together.

1 Apartment Art Exchange  [phundug]
  note ... caption "Oh, shit!" ...

1 Appropriate Funeral music  [RobGraham]
  note modest mouse, shit luck. ...

1 Armed Civilian Deputization Program  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... and others against the shit you may happen to find ...

1 Artificial Mirage Lens  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... didn't die for that shit you dumb sons'o... ...

1 Asbestos dirty bomb  [8th of 7]
  note Shit. Now you tell me. ...

1 Assaultable  [MikeD]
  note ... a fucking piece of shit but you can't touch me ...

1 Assaultin' Batteries  [rcarty]
  ... <br> <alarm> Ah shit.<br> <robber exits ...

1 Astonishingly Accurate Predictions For Late 2013  [ytk]
  note ... getting coal and dog shit in their Christmas ...

1 -atarian Generator  [DIYMatt]
  link ... shit ...

1 Atheist country-western songs  [white]
  note ... take the acrimonious shit elsewhere.

1 Audience-voted Movie Ending  [Pocketassreturn]
  note ... was throwing his shit around elsewhere. ...

1 Auto Sphincter Tightener  [sporn]
  note ... nothing for people who shit themselves while ...

1 Autodestruct sequence for Windows  [bungston]
  note ... bought their earlier shit products, so they keep ...

1 Automatic fire-extinguishing cooking range and hood  [Alterother]
  note ... or is it on OSHA's shit-list for some other ...

1 Automotive Download  [madness]
  note ... the translation "shit-for-brains".<br>I like ...

1 Ayn Rand Inspired Satire  [rcarty]
  note ... them to be full of shit, so he founded ...

1 Baby AI Creche  [Skewed]
  note ... edge with Really Weird Shit. Not our fault. And ...

1 baby bidet  [mihali]
  note ... with your new charge: shit-eatin grin.

1 Bad News Inc.  [awesomest]
  note ... truck is here." <br> "Shit! Don't answer. We're ...

1 bad penguins  [the great unknown]
  note ... to terms with, but a shit penguin? Please.

1 Bagel Segregator  [DeathNinja]
  ... all the onion shit and donut glazing from ...

1 Balloonera  [Worldgineer]
  note ... bucks worth of gas, shit!) with a video camera ...

1 Ban this!  [ixnaum]
  ... blocked word by "shit". (ex. stopped on ...

1 Bang Corn  [xrayTed]
  note ... '87 and elfs dont know shit about popcorn...

1 Bar stool commode  [nononoyes]
  note ... about whether their shit went in the pan or ...

1 Barack O'Java  [MikeD]
  note ... beef, however, with shit like the Snow-cialism ...

1 Basic income  [potty]
  note ... to the third world shit-hole it is now. ...

1 Bat in the Hat  [21 Quest]
  note ... chamber to keep bat shit out of your hair. ...

1 Battle Damage Location Penalties  [DesertFox]
  note ... shot your aim'd go to shit, wobble etc - IIRC ...

1 Battlebrella  [UnaBubba]
  note ... the last lot. Rainbow shit for three days.

1 Be a soldier for a day  [Dogcat]
  note ... web-site if it was a shit-slinging contest ...

1 beanangel bait & search kit  [Grogster]
  note ... more views // No shit. Amazing. I wonder ...

1 bear alarm  [lightning]
  note ... they can't see worth shit. If they've got a ...

1 Bear-B-Gone Vest  [Colonel Panic]
  note Does the Pope shit in the woods?

1 Bee On A Stick  [harderthanjesus]
  note //They eat and shit. That's all they do ...

1 Beer breasts  [Gulherme]
  note Maybe they could shit fresh hot gooey pizza ...

1 Beer pills  [michael]
  note ... you want to do is get shit-faced, just inhale a ...

1 Behavioural palaeontology  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... a REAL Shrek? I'd shit myself getting under ...

1 Belle E Acres  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  ... not to wizard the shit out of it and show'm ...

1 Bemuse With Fraction of c  [redundantly_redundant]
  ... "well; if you had your shit together, then you ...

1 Best Bacon Ever!  [cameron]
  note Shit, you guys sure go ...

1 better black ice warning  [GutPunchLullabies]
  note ... the other kind// no shit? :P

1 Better Christmas Weather  [pottedstu]
  note ... outside is just plain shit. The crap weather is ...

1 Better gearing  [seanbo]
  note this shit is not funny. ...

1 Biequatorial disorder  [nineteenthly]
  note ... and plain 'ol shit 'n abuse were too much ...

1 Big-Ass Wheels on a Little-Ass Car  [Eugene]
  Why be all refined and shit, eh?

1 Big Guns  [wood2coal]
  note ... they got bombed to shit without adequate air ...

1 Biker's Buddy  [dbsousa]
  note ... or hear are full of shit. On the other hand, ...

1 Bikers Glove  [hollajam]
  note ... voice command was "Oh, Shit!!!"...

1 Bill Clinton Toilet Paper  [rcornell]
  note ... don't deserve a little shit. <br><br> Why not ...

1 Bio-mechanical cheese sculpting  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... forming them into Rat-shit Screwdrivers ...

1 bioluminescent streetlights  [Anarch]
  note ... food that makes dog shit glow in the dark. True ...

1 Bird Poo Aerosol  [wagster]
  note ... same way that horse shit doesn't look like ...

1 Birth Control Via Arrogance  [Vernon]
  note ... empties into moat, so shit feeds fish instead of ...

1 black hole vacuum cleaner  [the dog's breakfast]
  note ... feeling like a dumb shit for not understanding ...

1 Blackboard Surround  [moomintroll]
  note ... be easily wiped off--shit if I can remember what ...

1 Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2012  [8th of 7]
  note ... impossible to forget shit. Maybe not in 2012, ...

1 Blind Cave Fish  [schematics]
  note ... of dirt! Or horse shit! How's that for ...

1 Blind Date Restaurant  [marklar]
  note ... do that namby-pamby shit// Well, actually, it ...

1 Blue Poo  [phundug]
  note ... the 'buncha pigeons shit blue all over my car ...

1 Bong Cleaning Distiller  [Supercruiser]
  ... from boiling the shit out off all your pipe ...

1 boogieman blanket  [zpprhed]
  note oh shit! someone already has ...

1 boom boxes  [brainiac]
  note ... cant go beyond or sum shit... Companies like ...

1 BoomBoom Car Stereo Canceler  [frakamazog]
  note ... just thinks "what shit music you fucking ...

1 Booming Bathrooms  [ghillie]
  note ... idea. You're getting shit on.

1 Booze buster pills  [bungston]
  note ... friends. How much of a shit can you be, to cheat ...

1 Bowl-spanning Rubber Dung  [bungston]
  note ... span the void without shit snapping and falling ...

1 Braille Alarm Clock  [thedoubler2]
  note ... failed to scare the shit out of me when I woke ...

1 Brave new shower  [rayfo]
  note ... the?!... oh, yeah. Shit."

1 Breatharian Restaurant  [DrBob]
  note ... people tend to dump shit in it.

1 Bridge Airbags  [cowtamer]
  note ... They don't give a shit if people die.

1 Bring back sawdust sausages  [Worldgineer]
  note ... for flour, this is no shit. "So I'll have the ...

1 Bring your problem to work day  [stupop]
  note ... Peter...<br> "Weird Shit? Talk to Sealy!"<br> ...

1 Bucket of blood  [fridge duck]
  note ... Life's a piece o' shit When you look at it ...

1 Bus Stop Webcams  [zen_tom]
  note ... is ready to do crazy shit to you they don't need ...

1 Butt-fu  [compatta]
  note ... A skinny bloke with a shit covered, naked and ...

1 BYOI Restaurant  [21 Quest]
  note ... to bring in all your shit to confuse the chef ...

1 Cameras For Soldier Accountability  [mofosyne]
  note ... because who gives a shit about the miles behind ...

1 Campaign For Monkey Pants  [theleopard]
  note ... one on me. I've had shit coffee, but never anus ...

1 Can't Vote for Your Own Idea  [eagle]
  note Shit I voted for Kerry last ...

1 Cannabis ATM  [vfrackis]
  note ... in it! I thought this shit was illegal! But there ...

1 Captain Colostomy  [pittfrog]
  link ... "colostomy". Ha-ha. Shit = funny.

1 Car Alarms  [Bradw]
  note ... driver but it bent to shit and and he couldn't ...

1 Carbon-Fibre Baseball Bat  [croissantz]
  note Shit, it's just jesus and ...

1 carpet monsters  [wjt]
  note ... as "Well weird shit" ... OK, you're buying ...

1 carrier shell  [Voice]
  note ... off-the-wall "weid shit", the British ...

1 Cashier competency indicator  [stupop]
  note ... and purposes, "I am a shit cashier". After ...

1 Castles  [Antegrity]
  note ... still a combination shit idea/baked idea.

1 Cat caller  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... it will ignore you, shit non-stop, and yak up ...

1 Cat for a day  [MikeOliver]
  note Do you have to shit in a box?

1 Cat Obedience-Inducing Collar/Harness  [21 Quest]
  note ... or simply don't give a shit what happens to your ...

1 Cat Titles Co.  [blissmiss]
  ... when I'm broke, I'm shit out of luck. That ...

1 Caveman Sanctuary  [21 Quest]
  note ... all sorts of weird shit happens in books, ...

1 Celebrity Coffee  [FlyingToaster]
  note No. This idea is truly shit, so no. ...

1 Cell-Fax  [21 Quest]
  ... great or work like shit. I don't care ...

1 cell phonebooth  [evilpenguin]
  note ... ideas. Feel free to shit on any of my ideas. ...

1 Centrifugal Bucket Method  [monk]
  note ... have been known to shit themselves laughing ...

1 Centrifugal Party  [nineteenthly]
  note ... direction where bat-shit-crazyness seems to ...

1 Centrifuge Coffee Maker  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... about five-fold. I shit you not. ...

1 Change Football refereeing rules  [not-arf]
  note ... bad and wrong, but shit happens and the next ...

1 Charity Amputation  [benfrost]
  note True, but if it was shit that doesn't stink, do ...

1 Chat Carriage  [jonthegeologist]
  note ... I'M LOSING YOU!WHAT? SHIT! HELLO?")<br> c. ...

1 Chavs Reunited  [skinflaps]
  note ... don at the wedding...shit I think I'll just ...

1 Check-in Checklist  [8th of 7]
  note ... only not shit. ...

1 Cheetos Powder Spice Mix  [discontinuuity]
  note ... not food (the yellow shit on cheese flavoured ...

1 Chess to music translator  [hippo]
  note ... music and art, or some shit like that. The idea is ...

1 Child-free Airplanes  [Worldgineer]
  note ... not treating them like shit, it's being honest to ...

1 Chili-powered way to Quit Smoking  [bigattichouse]
  note ... Ick! I hated that shit. I'm already hooked ...

1 Chill Iraq  [Madai]
  note ... and then having the shit bombed out of them by ...

1 Chlorophyllms  [jonthegeologist]
  link Meteor Shit! ...

1 Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Cthulu Faced Bookmark  [zen_tom]
  note ... Hated that little shit, I did.

1 Choosy's  [nomocrow]
  note Shit, can't even spell snot ...

1 Choreographed Exhibition Football Matches  [hippo]
  note ... they're boring as shit. Anyone who wants to ...

1 Christmas Present Database  [duh_don]
  note ... up for sanity here? Oh shit, I musta missed it a ...

1 Ciggie-Butt Returner  [globaltourniquet]
  note yeah, and who gives a shit about littering or the ...

1 Cistern Luggage Rack  [moomintroll]
  note ... would swing from them, shit through them, stand on ...

1 Cistern mounted toilet brush  [AusCan531]
  note ... can actually give a shit... And even then, ...

1 Citizens' Stock Ownership Program  [smendler]
  note ... to all manner of crazy shit. People would ...

1 Claims Accountability Fines  [21 Quest]
  note ... rates. 'Get your shit together for the ...

1 Clean Energy Filter  [Boomershine]
  note ... filters take the bad shit right out of anything ...

1 Clean tuna can opener  [pashute]
  note ... piece of amphibian shit.

1 Clean underwear roll  [nineteenthly]
  note ... would be literally up shit creek if they lost ...

1 Clear diaper  [SuperHole]
  note ... wants to see that shit, so why not have the ...

1 Clock Contacts  [Evil_Baron_Moustachio]
  note ... his eyes... "Oh shit! It's almost pumpkin ...

1 Club Oreo  [AO]
  note don't oreos taste like shit?

1 Cockpit In Flight Emergency Simulation Drills  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... beat eight shades of shit out of him and leave ...

1 Coffee, Army, Worse Than  [MikeD]
  note ... coffee tastes like shit."

1 Coffee bags  [FrancoCoylioni]
  ... coffee-purists but shit, i'd buy it.

1 Cold/Hot storage for heat pumps  [lostmind]
  note ... cost a shit load more than what ...

1 Collectible "Dupes"  [bear]
  note ... if Madonna pulls that shit again, I'll sue her ...

1 Colored Caryopsis  [daseva]
  ... rice the same... Oh, shit. We crossed rice paths ...

1 Colostomy Handbag  [benfrost]
  note ... to him collecting shit... it's just got loose ...

1 Combination sink/cistern  [david_scothern]
  note UB, you really know shit.

1 Companion Corner  [vedarshi]
  note ... are sufficiently not shit enough to take home, ...

1 Company of terror bounty hunters  [grinch]
  note ... wanted to scare the shit out of the Klan. The ...

1 Composite Blackhole  [DDRopDeadly]
  note ... it ain’t lies. This shit really is happening ...

1 Computer: Hybrid  [peterpeter]
  note ... know much about this shit, but I read an article ...

1 Computer: Pyrotechnics  [8th of 7]
  note ... it, look at that crazy shit already), then the ...

1 Computerized Communism  [Slicer]
  note ... The Power!!!)<br><br>Shit. Did I write that out ...

1 Configurable A/V Jack Signal Direction  [wolstech]
  note SCART is pretty shit, but it deals with ...

1 Continuously variable bike transmission  [Turbofrog]
  note ... cheap Wal-Mart flashy shit, to sturdy black ...

1 Contractually Enforceable Campaign Promises  [sirrobin]
  note ... out. Country in deep shit, but not to worry, ...

1 Control looting with cloud seeding  [nineteenthly]
  note ... the streets wrecking shit? We worked hard, ...

1 Controversial Trash Man  [daseva]
  note ... biased, ignorant shit, and its pretty sad ...

1 Convert Stephen Hawking Into A Black Hole  [xenzag]
  note ... if a distasteful "No shit, Sherlock" pun is ...

1 Convict Zoo  [ImBack]
  note When the shit hits the fan, the ...

1 Coordinated , Animated, Aerial Swarm Display  [quadmaster]
  note ... you're gonna spend a shit-ton of money, spend ...

1 Corner of your eye  [Ling]
  ... into chicken shit on structural steel. ...

1 Cosmic Background Refrigeration  [BunsenHoneydew]
  note ... rises there will be shit load of radiation ...

1 Cougar Mate™  [pixelswisher]
  note ... all. What's all this shit about cougars?

1 Country Rap  [futurebird]
  note ... KEEP PREACHING THAT SHIT..YOU IDIOT!

1 CPU Brain  [Juleus]
  note ... this, posting a lot of shit at the moment.

1 Cranberry sauce designs  [evilpenguin]
  note ... and then plopped the shit down on the same damn ...

1 Crayolettes  [vfrackis]
  note ... would be a shortage of shit, then? ...

1 Crazy Skyscraper Daredevil Climber  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... What would scare the shit out of me is the ...

1 Cream Cheese Zen Garden  [DrWorm]
  note ... I just said is shit esoterica and should ...

1 Credit Card Security  [barto-2004]
  note ... my passport next. Oh shit!. My passport *is* my ...

1 criminalise revenge/unauthorized euthanasia of pets  [mofosyne]
  note ... I'm not saying this shit doesn't happen, but in ...

1 Cruelty Free Meat  [Blisterman]
  note ... horse shit. Either substantiate ...

1 Crufts Mechanical  [xenzag]
  note Scary shit. I know for a fact ...

1 Crying Porn  [leinypoo13]
  note ... to freak the shit out of consumers of ...

1 CSI home decoration  [Ehrm]
  note ... be tagged and had some shit story line gummed to ...

1 CSI training for EMT'S  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note Well, shit. Do I need to talk ...

1 Cubic Psychological Warfare Unit (PsyCube)  [Headcleaner]
  note Ow! Shit! You shot me, that is ...

1 Cuckoo based Pterodactyl Reintroduction  [zen_tom]
  note ... and rocking-horse shit.

1 Cultural Shibboleth Thesaurus  [zen_tom]
  note ... these circles (holy shit that poster is a ...

1 cumoflage underoos  [poor now]
  ... to be selling this shit to Hanes! Or fruit of ...

1 Cure-Cough  [wkd_man]
  note ... mismanaged piece of shit known to modern ...

1 Curtain-Wall Riser  [afinehowdoyoudo]
  note ... - even more so when shit fucks up as bad as ...

1 Custom Condom Machine  [evilpenguin]
  note ... fishfinders or some shit you can get the exact ...

1 Daily Birth Video Site  [miggavin]
  ... movie was a piece of shit, but it did let me see ...

1 Dalai Lama Door Stop  [etherman]
  note ... clothes will look shit.

1 Dancin' with Your Mom  [Aluicious]
  note ... anticipation. Other shit TV shows might ...

1 Dark Park  [daseva]
  note ... is down. I mean, this shit is down. Like a blunt ...

1 Darwin Appliances  [8th of 7]
  note ... Warning Coffee Hot (no shit) Don't Use Hair Dryer ...

1 Data-encoded Perfume  [Frankx]
  note ... on my arm, I think "shit, I've put on the ...

1 Dead Politicians  [CasaLoco]
  link ... do anyting to fix the shit condition beurocracies ...

1 dead Tauntaun sleeping bag  [jaksplat]
  note ... don't count for shit. I will bun if you ...

1 Dearly Departed  [Marassa]
  note ... my holiday snaps...shit, where's all my stuff ...

1 Deja Ecoutait FM  [Fishrat]
  ... will think "Oh shit, I heard 'Brown Sugar' ...

1 dentist incentive  [hafwit]
  note ... you festering sack of shit!"

1 Deploy Beetle Bailey  [bungston]
  note ... Sarge stomps the shit out of Beetle for ...

1 Deprocrastinator  [Goosepimple]
  note ... teacher, same shit. I've refrained from ...

1 Deserted Island Survival Kit  [hidden truths]
  note ... the islands. The "Ahh shit" phones

1 Desktop Creative Thinking Box  [CecilL]
  note It spouted some bull-shit, if that helps.

1 Desperanto  [nineteenthly]
  note ... world is completely shit, but also ...

1 Diaper lawns  [bungston]
  note ... research. why is baby shit green? never ...

1 diaper wipe  [barnzenen]
  note ... but I never thought of shit as velcro-like. What ...

1 Diarrhea rape prevention  [mrnesbit]
  note ... to a canister of shit? Probably not. Far ...

1 Digital Sensors  [madness]
  note ... only one per car). "Shit! Bloody oil pressure's ...

1 "Director's Cut" Books  [WanderingKnight]
  note ... hatemail about this shit" (okay I've ...

1 Dirtbike Vanguard Deployment  [21 Quest]
  note ... Keep stiring up shit and I'll delete your ...

1 Dirty arse detector  [garlic twins]
  note ... improved methods for shit extraction without ...

1 disabakery  [JesusHChrist]
  link Stupid shit no one needs and ...

1 Dishonest gas  [8th of 7]
  note ... artificially flowery shit now I've given up ...

1 Disk-level filing system  [sadie]
  note ... corrupted with silly shit like DRM (which is ...

1 DIY Power Vest  [rcarty]
  note ... of the world and shit that was good times. ...

1 Dog-Doo-Camera  [ljw1004]
  note ... shoes that suck up dog shit into a tank when you ...

1 dog doo dye  [cornpad]
  link Luminous Dog Shit

1 Dog Hulk  [phunklerot]
  ... some mutant x-ray beam shit happen to it as a ...

1 Dog-Matrix River Raft Ferry  [xenzag]
  note ... also smell bad and shit a lot. Can I ...

1 Dog Orrery  [mouseposture]
  note ... rolled around ie cow shit, dead carcass etc (cat ...

1 Dog Scouts of America (or anywhere)  [21 Quest]
  note ... <br> Dog shit. <br> The ...

1 Doggie Litter  [croissantz]
  note ... think teaching dogs to shit indoors is a bad ...

1 Doggy Toilet  [AngelEleven]
  ... to clean up the dog shit then the dog goes to ...

1 Don't be happy: WORRY.  [futurebird]
  note ... is full of piss and shit. All the more ...

1 Don't Let Me Bake Misunderstood  [xandram]
  note ... Now I'm all weepy an' shit. (+)

1 "Don't listen to this"  [monk]
  note STOP this title shit! its not big and its ...

1 Donald Trump Clay Pigeons  [xenzag]
  note ... come from the worst shit-hole in America and ...

1 Donut Vending Machine  [plasticornflake]
  note ... going through all the shit I've had to endure ...

1 Door slammers  [skinflaps]
  ... will have scared the shit out of the person in ...

1 Double Ended Spoon/Fork  [Slaith]
  note ... spelling is for shit.

1 Double Motorcycle Helmet  [ghillie]
  note ... go nuts with that shit.

1 Double Or Nothing Lottery Ticket  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... someone beats the shit out of him.

1 doves that voluntarily bring people eggs  [beanangel]
  note ... to twin streaks of shit running down your ...

1 Download the US Debt  [leinypoo13]
  ... million dollars! Holy Shit that's awesome. ...

1 Dr.No's Demolition Squad  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... going to catch some shit for that.

1 Drama at 35,000 feet  [8th of 7]
  note ... goddamned wrist. I shit you not. How spiffy is ...

1 Drink while you sleep  [daseva]
  note //caffeine// holy shit, now there's an idea! ...

1 Drinking Bag  [kmlabs]
  note ... fan then you're shit out of luck.

1 Drive Data Recorders  [centauri]
  note ... recording all that shit about your driving ...

1 Drive-drive Golf  [bdag]
  note ... around sheepishly><br>Shit, did I just say that ...

1 Drop the Pilot  [Gordon Comstock]
  note ... to take over when the shit-fan-interface alarm ...

1 Drunk Debates  [Great Satan]
  link Dick Cheney has a shit-mouth.

1 Drunk drive  [Antegrity]
  note ... gives a shit if it's immoral; it's ...

1 Drunken Baking  [21 Quest]
  note ... title). I've gotten shit-faced drunk before and ...

1 Duel Commode  [MikeD]
  Who's more full of shit? Find out ...

1 Dummy Decorative Gas Gaps  [popbottle]
  ... POTTY MOUTH: piss, shit, come BARBIE: ...

1 Dumpster Diving Suit  [gniterobot]
  note ... why credit reports and shit found in garbage cans ...

1 Dung Beetles on the Ball  [FarmerJohn]
  ... on smelly, dog turds. Shit happens and neither ...

1 Dungboiler!  [bungston]
  link more shit fuel

1 DVD preview skipper  [regehr]
  note ... I mean I paid for that shit it shouldn't be ...

1 E-Flask  [21 Quest]
  note ... And it is a pretty shit idea, 21, IMHO.

1 e mail messages  [izikalvo]
  note ... it because it was shit.

1 E-Waste tax based on repair-ability  [mofosyne]
  note ... out a ton of useless shit all day long.

1 Earthquake Fun Scale  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... of the other sneaky shit the politicians and ...

1 eau de frack  [bob]
  note ... skatols, "smells like shit" is probably not ...

1 Economy food store  [Sunstone]
  note ... That’s the rub. It’s shit like this: //That ...

1 Edible Survival Guide  [daseva]
  note "Shit! A bear! On top of ...

1 Edit your annotations so that the subsequent annotation make a coherent story  [ixnaum]
  note ... Aircraft. And, oh shit. There was Andrea, big ...

1 Eight minute bullet train  [popbottle]
  note ... back to this piece of shit town right after.)

1 Ejector Pants  [lukecleland]
  note ... <CRASH> "Holy shit!" (Flop!) AAHHgghhh!

1 El Kabong's Wookiee Lol Party  [calum]
  ... generally japes the shit out of various ...

1 Elder care non-threatening animatronic animal nanny cam  [8th of 7]
  note ... cues such as "oh, shit!", "help!" and ...

1 Elected Official Campaigning Revamped  [pixel]
  ... just been full of shit.

1 electric turbo design  [spacifique1]
  note ... without payin you shit.

1 Electric Vuvuzela  [Cedar Park]
  note Annoy the shit out of people with ...

1 Electricity Cost on Package  [goldbb]
  note 11 cents per kwH? Shit, that's cheap! I'm ...

1 Elephants-on-a-rope  [neelandan]
  note ... eat a rope covered in shit, no matter how sweet. ...

1 Elevator Fight club  [Antegrity]
  note ... hey bob, same "freakin shit from you isnt it" says ...

1 Elevator Safe Zone  [21 Quest]
  note Shit, I deleted an anno by ...

1 Emergency Lever for Paper Shredder  [notmarkflynn]
  ... the handbrake the "Oh Shit" lever. That's because ...

1 Emergency Toasters In All Schools  [xenzag]
  note Shit, she probably wants ...

1 emotive augmentative communication  [JesusHChrist]
  ... that sound like shit.

1 empty party poppers  [po]
  note ... sort of thought, well shit, that's what they get ...

1 Enema Cinema  [Grogster]
  link here's a whole shit-load of movies that ...

1 Ephedrink  [Mr Burns]
  ... Tastes like shit, but Ephedrink ...

1 Estimation Skills  [hippo]
  note ... I was always shit at long division. ...

1 Et cetera software option  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... functional, piece-of-shit, value-subtracted ...

1 Ether brewed  [bungston]
  note ... get less expensive Cat shit “coffee” if you don't ...

1 EU mandate for Belgium  [8th of 7]
  note ... like [8th] would be up shit creek without what I ...

1 evaporative solar desalination (one more time with love)  [fiedag]
  note ... that anyone gives a shit), does not address the ...

1 eviction locks  [bob]
  note ... rented piece of shit hut at the bottom of ...

1 evil cell phone mocking bird  [futurebird]
  note ... Or train your cat to shit in their mailbox. ...

1 Evil Overlord Monster Seagull Minions  [UnaBubba]
  note Shit... I spent so long ...

1 Exercise Conversion Kit  [AfroAssault]
  link oh shit, Afro

1 Exploding Organs Shirt System  [shapu]
  note ... couldn't just shit himself? That's ...

1 Exploding pencil  [paperclip987]
  note ... sarcastic remark> No shit, graphite and lead are ...

1 Extra hue between indigo and violet  [nineteenthly]
  note ... the effect scares the shit out of me so I go out ...

1 Extraordinary Talents  [Starmanz]
  link ... Flashdance / MC Hammer-shit.

1 EZNetwork  [DIYMatt]
  ... It didn't work for shit, but it gave me ...

1 Faecal Ignition Car Door  [xenzag]
  note No shit sure lock.

1 Fair Usage Toilet Paper Alarm  [8th of 7]
  note ... idea was to not get shit on your hands. I ...

1 Fake Automatic Lawnmower  [UnaBubba]
  ... and sundry tools and shit the kids leave lying ...

1 Fake Car  [GreeboMaster]
  note ... heavy metal, goth shit or System of a Down ...

1 Fake Crack  [Uncle Nutsy]
  note ... you sell me some bad shit, I'm gonna' tell you ...

1 Fake Failure Agency  [DDRopDeadly]
  note ... Now if you'd said cat shit, we'd have known ...

1 Fan Site Fan Site  [funp]
  note ... weed out all the shit, and only link to the ...

1 Fare Skimmer  [21 Quest]
  note ... it turns out to be a shit run, I forward it to ...

1 Fat man on a bridge ammunition  [calum]
  note ... and smugging the shit out of everything I ...

1 Fatal Auto Collision Song  [snarfyguy]
  note ... there to choose from? shit man, I don't want to ...

1 Fatberg Heaters  [bob]
  note ... fine a point on it, shit happens. Manhole ...

1 Federal Booze Reserve  [Madai]
  note ... and E85 runs like shit in a two-stroke.

1 Feralbot Wars  [skinflaps]
  ... and leaving dollops of shit everywhere. ...

1 Fermat Margin  [theleopard]
  note ... - he didn't know shit)

1 Fibonacci Sequenced Shopping Mart  [daseva]
  note ... 234 trying to sell shit to New Zealand. Are ...

1 Fictional Halfbakery  [waugsqueke]
  ... the summary box. Shit, did I spell that ...

1 Find my sandwich partner  [angel]
  note ... sheets, the smell of shit and K-Y, the raw fire ...

1 Flag Oneupsman Minus One  [Voice]
  note ... gelato and .... shit maybe that was just a ...

1 Flak Jacket  [skinflaps]
  ... person is either shit scared and gone or ...

1 Flat Fan  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... otherwise, when the shit hits the fan, it'll ...

1 Flip purse  [phoenix]
  note ... *flutter!* ) "Shit!"

1 Floating holiday when month/day/year are the same number  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... as I can remember. Shit, today is a 5/05/05... ...

1 Floor grate in front of toilet  [bungston]
  note ... would get clogged with shit

1 Floor Sanding Party Over Soles  [xenzag]
  note ... it''s a just a bit shit to watch.

1 Flotsam Flipper  [ConsulFlaminicus]
  note ... people who step in shit....

1 Flush Override on Automatic Toilets  [krelnik]
  note ... and the guy taking a shit in there was wondering ...

1 Flushless Toilet  [Selky]
  link ... the amazing Shit Box

1 Food Shovel  [Vernon]
  note ... a manure shovel - no shit.

1 Football on Ice  [bs0u0155]
  note That wing-suit shit looks pretty extreme. ...

1 For Dementia  [dentworth]
  note ... it's just tough shit if you don't have ...

1 Forced categorisation  [friendlyfire]
  note ... me, as well as my shit idea.//<br>It was. ...

1 Forgotten Card Return PIN  [21 Quest]
  note Shit Out of Luck. One of my ...

1 Forgotten prenup  [Voice]
  note ... now. Just drink a shit load of tequila, and ...

1 Form a symbiotic relationship  [stupop]
  ... in the pub and not to shit down your back among ...

1 Forward/Backward Headlight Signals  [Eugene]
  note ... see behind me for shit unless I brake a ...

1 Found new hardware: CUP OF COFFEE  [nineteenthly]
  note ... really have your chem-shit together. You think ...

1 Fractal Christmas tree  [8th of 7]
  note ... on. That's camels. Shit - that explains the ...

1 Fractal Pasta  [iamanangelchaser]
  note ... won't hold sauce for shit but the cloth will. ...

1 Free pigeon eggs for all  [Worldgineer]
  note ... fact that it has to shit occasionally does seem ...

1 Freedom Preservation Hammer Hat  [vfrackis]
  note ... this sort of shit every day.

1 French fried seagull  [Supercruiser]
  note ... bigger --> they shit bigger.<br> 2. ...

1 French par osmosis  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... we're back in the shit-house again.

1 Frequently Posted Ideas Page  [pottedstu]
  ... UnaBubba commented: "Shit, we must get one of ...

1 Frodocopier  [neilp]
  note ... like I am taking a shit in a french toilet if ...

1 fromtherooftops.com  [daseva]
  note ... giving enough of a shit to check it as your ...

1 Fun way to learn German  [pashute]
  note ... just to get a ton of shit, I wish this song I'd ...

1 Fungible Fruitbat Fritters  [UnaBubba]
  note ... how much flying fox shit comes out of 20 ...

1 Gang up on the Homeless  [zigness]
  note ... luck". My retort; Shit happens. Sometimes ...

1 Gas odorant  [bungston]
  note ... hippies, I say, 'Tough shit, hippie.' Anyone ...

1 Gauss Air Gun  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... blasting the living shit out of them?

1 Geek Appurtenances  [kevinthenerd]
  note ... may win me a shit- ton of accolades and ...

1 Germy Light Switches  [Dub]
  note ... as rocking-horse shit. **Despite the ...

1 Get paid to vote on binding referendums  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... I want a third nut. Shit needs fixing. ...

1 Get suicidal people to die in movies  [virus]
  note ... - you cannot top this shit." Unless they start ...

1 Ghetto Flash Cards  [yabba do yabba dabba]
  note ... I'd toss that schwag shit out the back, if you ...

1 Ghost Phone  [Bartlebooth]
  note ... that you can scare the shit out of someone having ...

1 giant birdfeeder lure  [beanangel]
  note ... leave less shit on the roof than most ...

1 giant heavy hot air balloon for containing radioactive steam  [Voice]
  note ... a LWR, and even if the shit it gives out spreads ...

1 Give Me Your Lenin Statue Topplers  [theircompetitor]
  note ... don't really give a shit about any further ...

1 Glass Eye Laser Beam  [ldischler]
  note ... kids doing for this shit. Hell, I'm tempted.

1 Glass Toilet  [snarfyguy]
  note ... that the visitor could shit and admire the ...

1 Global ceiling  [globaltourniquet]
  note Einstein was full of shit. This whole space-time ...

1 Global Pandemic Alerts  [DrBob]
  note ... steaming pile of shit! The reporters ...

1 Glove Love  [k_sra]
  note ... gloves and not give a shit.// that is more ...

1 Glut the Illegal Drug Supply Chain to Remove Profits  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... glass. They're full of shit but you'd think they'd ...

1 Go ahead signals  [tjhenry]
  note ... to worry about this shit.

1 God Shop  [pfperry]
  note ... faiths, and boring shit like that, just submit ...

1 'Good God It's Monday's  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... for HSIOW, or "Holy Shit It's Only Wednesday", ...

1 Google Mirth  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... of people doing stupid shit in their living ...

1 Google Value  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... popular" lists and shit like that.

1 Goose Line  [mmrtnt]
  note ... it greasy goose shit on a string that's ...

1 Green Acceleration Light  [doctorremulac3]
  note [Shit!]

1 Green rocket flue.  [j paul]
  note ... and really-nasty-shit-ium. Somebody who ...

1 Group TEE  [vfrackis]
  note //t-shit// intentional or typo?

1 Guantanamo Bay Nursery Play Pen  [xenzag]
  note Or a nazi play pen, shit your diapers and get ...

1 Gun Control  [Spaceman Spiff]
  note ... the sidelines slinging shit.

1 Gyroscillation  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... don't claim to know shit about about harmonic ...

1 H2O CPU  [not_only_but_also]
  note ... The can is bulging. Shit! Left it in too long.

1 Halfbakery Aholics Anomynous  [Ah Supp]
  note ... up - just had some shit to sort out. I'll be ...

1 Halfbakery Credit Card  [SuperHole]
  ... to belong to some shit club. Well you know ...

1 Halfbakery MS Office Skin  [sprogga]
  note ... other people's shit macros and (shudder) ...

1 Halfbakery psychological types  [pottedstu]
  note ... *should* have lobbed shit towards the fan and ...

1 Halfbakistan  [ConsulFlaminicus]
  note ... any of that. That's shit, that is. Sadly, ...

1 Hand Implant  [Zeuge]
  note ... change the battery and shit.. not for me.

1 Handicap or Ass Hole Parking  [Mustardface]
  note ... the enterance for 'shit parkers' or 'large ...

1 Happy Halloween 2009-10!  [csea]
  note ... indulge in any "weird shit" involving crop ...

1 Hard Hitting Motivational Media  [FarmerJohn]
  ... catsup, will you? This shit isn’t half bad. What ...

1 Hash Helper  [liquidus]
  note ... must have been good shit back in the day, RT. ...

1 Haunted Bog Brush  [calum]
  ... "unless you clean your shit up, you manky ...

1 Head Motion Turn Signal  [molecat]
  note ... going to confuse the shit out of people.

1 Headphonographer  [gisho]
  note ... to see the bizarre shit you get from the ...

1 Help the Normal  [8th of 7]
  note ... and things are great! Shit, just this morning, I ...

1 Heroin Overdose Execution  [Vernon]
  note ... pussy lethal injection shit to make yourselves ...

1 Hewlett Placards  [General Washington]
  note ... you want. But don't shit on the guys who feed ...

1 Hi-vis Cartridge Case  [ytk]
  note ... sit in there, talking shit all day.

1 Hide already read news  [badger]
  ... to view the whole shit. This could be on a ...

1 Hide and go Reek!  [daseva]
  note ... to begin with but shit happens and now you ...

1 Highly Paid Executive Taxation Distribution To Company's Workers  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... knee-jerk reactionary shit-kicking until all the ...

1 highway cover  [stephenc]
  ... left like shit stains on the ...

1 Highway to Hell  [bungston]
  note ... - as in *full of shit*

1 Hipkeurig  [JesusHChrist]
  note You're talking shit, [21] …

1 Hollow Flat Earth Society  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... with potato-chips. I shit you not. I love ...

1 Holy shit!  [Toto Anders]
  Holy shit!

1 Home Surf  [theircompetitor]
  note ... all kinds of wierd shit in thier homes. ...

1 Home Vertical Winch Parking  [sprexumn]
  note ... technology, cut that shit to pieces, watch the ...

1 Hooked kites for bird fishing  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... are good and some are shit. The funny ones walk ...

1 hospital patient screener  [prodigalaunt]
  note ... and doesn’t take any shit. He said, “I want to ...

1 Hot Flushes  [Madai]
  note ... You know!, Shit!"<br>Sorry, was anyone ...

1 House Like A Car  [sartep]
  note ... I don't know shit about your ...

1 House of Rage  [Zhade]
  note ... pierced guts, urine, shit and blood? There's a ...

1 How many fingers am I holding up?  [jutta]
  note ... sand (aka "parrot fish shit") you might find in ...

1 How Many Times Worse Than Hitler Are You?  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... through a ton of shit, I've had business ...

1 How was my feedback?  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... d) Don't give a shit Seriously though, ...

1 hulkified wardrobe  [etherman]
  note ... at the mouth. He near shit a brick. Plus me ...

1 Human Invasion!  [theleopard]
  ... than to whip up a shit- storm. When aliens ...

1 Human Vision Enhancement  [UnaBubba]
  note ... all the Frakenstein shit to people like [Max] ...

1 human waste fuel extractor  [thelumberjack]
  note ... somewhere which burnt shit, then sold the ash ...

1 Humaner Fur & Leather  [dj_photon]
  note ... digested meals, shit, piss, and a whole ...

1 hunger solving ostrich  [the dog's breakfast]
  note ... like a mad woman's shit'; herded-hahaha; am ...

1 Hydrogen Alarm Clock  [Osborn]
  note [BOOM!] Oh no, I just shit my pajamas! Well, at ...

1 Hydrogen Peroxide Injection  [Darknight]
  note ... car - basically a shit car dressed up. See ...

1 Hygenic assistant  [twitch]
  note ... Just a bunch of shit bags? Why not ...

1 Hymn Bingo  [Mr Risk]
  note ... 5:7, Now...<br>Holy Shit! BINGO!

1 Hypervelocity Weaponry on a (relative) shoestring  [victory]
  note ... didn't give you shit from time to time.

1 'I'd do that for a dollar'  [britboy]
  note ... to be all wack and shit, I mean, like, I'm ...

1 I Hate That Song  [Braindead]
  note Holy Shit, Gordon Comstock. I ...

1 I Hate that Tune  [DocBrown]
  note ... being able to negate shit music, as opposed to ...

1 I have a furnace problem...  [21 Quest]
  note That's shit. What a heap-load of ...

1 I(heart)GCHQ t-shirt  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... cleaning up their shit. ...

1 I left it *here*  [jutta]
  note ... I mean, I pay for this shit, with actual money. ...

1 I'm The Pope, Get me Out-a-here!  [xenzag]
  note ... participate in another shit TV programme? Not ...

1 "I Swear" Family Restaurant  [ben reeve]
  link ... shit&ok=+OK+

1 Ian Tindale Hat  [Frankx]
  note ... it. Taking internet shit personally is hard not ...

1 Idea Dough Garage Swap  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... remover, mocha-log-a-shit gum, domain name ...

1 Idealized Cancer Control  [Vernon]
  note ... the day, because of shit like this. At work, ...

1 If you find it, they will come  [theircompetitor]
  note ... only without all the shit bits. ...

1 IgGy pop abortifacient promotes wonderfulness  [beanangel]
  note ... to stop smoking that shit.

1 imcTG and MIR progression  [transcriptase]
  note ... to take a raft of shit for this post not ...

1 Imitation Brown Paper Bag  [AO]
  note ... And I don't give a shit who knows it. // ...

1 Imminant Lightning Strike Alert  [MikeD]
  note ... they will buy his bull-shit>

1 imperfect not tense  [po]
  note ... no criminal activity. Shit! When I confronted ...

1 Inconspicuous Braille  [nilstycho]
  note ... blind or I'm in a shit load of trouble when I ...

1 Incredibly Huge Barbell Weights / Now Featuring Ant Style Olympics  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... you'd need a metric shit ton of foam. ...

1 Inexpensive Breath Blown Airbag  [pashute]
  note Oh shit! About to crash!.. ...

1 Infinite foyer  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  ... drive a buzzard from a shit wagon. So as she ...

1 Insanity Quotient  [DesertFox]
  note ... maybe some shapes and shit. and see if there ...

1 Insert-key safety cover  [Zircon]
  note ... than this piece of shit I have), but I still ...

1 Instant Alcohol  [goldbb]
  note ... you tell him! What the shit is a shepherd, some ...

1 Institution Intuition  [guncandy]
  note ... do for one of those shit "artsy" European ...

1 Integrated OS  [Freakshow20o3]
  note ... like fully animated shit paperclips) In what ...

1 Intelli-flush  [shinobi]
  note Dinnae shit in ma mooth!

1 Intelligence  [fishboner]
  note ... do unpredictable shit. At this point, it's ...

1 Intelligence Contest Based Dog Show  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... I couldn't give a shit less about viral ...

1 internal combustion steam engine  [hedley]
  note ... about I dont know shit about engines, but I ...

1 International 'Dance For Security Cameras' Day  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note Oh shit, I was a day early. ...

1 Internet Marriage  [sickideas123]
  link ... Who dreams this shit up, anyway?

1 Internet Recliner  [waistcoat]
  note ... processors, sporks... shit, we could even give it ...

1 Internet Search Agent with Physical Manifestation  [Lucky_Setzer]
  note ... smart enough to buy shit for you, what keeps it ...

1 Intestinal Ballast  [harakist]
  note ... every time you shit - approx 5 times a ...

1 Introspective memorial block  [Loris]
  note ... qualify as a brick shit house ... *Not ...

1 Ion Zap Gun  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... subject must have been shit.

1 IQ-based AIM Filter  [dpsyplc]
  note ... If I'm feeling like shit, maybe I'm afraid to ...

1 Iron Pigeon Poo  [Jinbish]
  note ... all the things they shit on that are white?

1 iSnot  [21 Quest]
  note ... working with, and that shit is scary.

1 Isosceles Trapezoidal Bed  [FlyingToaster]
  note Very good, 4whom. Shit, no square brackets on ...

1 Its Your Birthday Clubnight  [king chay]
  note ... and feelings and shit going on like still we ...

1 Jack of All Trades School  [submitinkmonkey]
  note ... of getting the shit kicked out of you.

1 JCB controls  [Ling]
  note ... oh shit... John?

1 Jerusalem as an Independent City-State  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... this because they are shit scared of what the USA ...

1 JokerBeGone  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... it up with our own shit. ...

1 JourneyWiki Wireless  [21 Quest]
  note Well shit... that sucks. See, ...

1 Jubilee Pringles  [xenzag]
  note ... isn't a lump of shit (if you're lucky).

1 Jukebox Fruit-Machine  [bumhat]
  ... it wrong, it plays a shit tune and takes your ...

1 jumping stilts  [ultra-toaster 3000]
  note ... and computers and shit. It should look like a ...

1 Junk Drawer De-Organizer  [vfrackis]
  note ... viewing" MKULTRA shit, right ? ...

1 Keep troll ideas around  [disbomber]
  note ... and posted more of his shit, I figured I'd get as ...

1 Kevlar ice-cream tub  [8th of 7]
  note ... of maintaining three Shit Zoos, you could ...

1 Key Counter  [yabba do yabba dabba]
  note ... that spits out all the shit I asked for" button.

1 Key Swallowing Prison  [xenzag]
  note ... repressed incest, shit and tits. Having ...

1 Key switch for outlets  [EdwinBakery]
  ... when shooting the shit with the inspector.

1 keyboardcube  [jonthegeologist]
  link ah! Shit! Again!

1 Keypad-Calc  [Trodden]
  link ... i know all this usless shit.

1 Kitchen Floor Conveyor  [butterjug2000]
  note ... up and all the chicken shit would crack off as the ...

1 Kite/glider combo  [Cosh i Pi]
  note ... can't fly kites for shit. It's both an art and ...

1 Klein bunny  [nineteenthly]
  note ... the most enthusiastic shit eater in my flock ...

1 Kneck Tie  [Chefboyrbored]
  ... can't tie a knot for shit and some of us just ...

1 Kneecap & Trade  [theircompetitor]
  ... but should the shit hit the fan, you claim ...

1 Know Physics; No Congestion  [Vernon]
  note ... wouldn't do jack shit, except have people ...

1 Kung Fu Twister Kit  [skinflaps]
  note ... need to kick the shit outa your fridge.

1 Label the Chocolates  [notmarkflynn]
  ... "Is this coconut? Ah shit, strawberry..." ...

1 Labeling Gitifier  [Mindey]
  note ... that too, only not shit. The way it works ...

1 landlord application  [engineer]
  note ... after all it's my shit on the line. <br>As a ...

1 Laptop tracking device  [omegatron]
  note ... to the bike won't do shit in stopping them.

1 Laser Frame  [Eugene]
  ... themselves and their shit out of frame. If ...

1 Late night ironing service  [Cunninglinguist]
  note shit, when do we get to ...

1 Latent etiolation messages  [hippo]
  note ... learning weird new shit a great part of the HB ...

1 Lawn Ninjas  [Chickenfish]
  note ... by the collective shit being taken on this ...

1 Layoff Shame and Embarrassment  [daruma]
  note Shit, man, that's a bit ...

1 Leotardis  [Percy_Bollard]
  note Oh shit. This gets my vote if ...

1 Life inside a computer  [estreet]
  note ... a bunch of gliders and shit running around. Only ...

1 Light Beam Ceiling Clock  [TopTim]
  note ... Certificate" "Shit, we're late!"

1 Light-tight suit (for vampires)  [Ehrm]
  note With a shit-serious muzzle.

1 Lighted Aircraft Propeller  [DIYMatt]
  note ... a hole big enough...shit!

1 Linked kindergarden - nursing home  [mofosyne]
  note ... going to scare the shit out of them. Being ...

1 Literal Carbon-footprint  [Alpharaul]
  note ... clown shoes crushing shit for a day. ...

1 Little-Known Food Restaurant  [froglet]
  note ... for more disgusting shit. These are all ...

1 Living Will Bingo  [AbsintheWithoutLeave]
  note shit..i'm a gardener. and ...

1 Lobster Ranching  [Mungo]
  note ... regularly beat the shit out of each other and ...

1 Local Vernacular Bus Times  [xenzag]
  note ... I just got on the oh shit I'm late bus...+

1 Location as a factor in authentication  [bob]
  note ... problems like "that shit is illegal" or "it ...

1 Login Button  [neutrinos_shadow]
  note ... web designer get her shit together, either... ...

1 Low friction high speed transit  [Worldgineer]
  note [+] Whoa shit . . . <Said while ...

1 lucid dreams inductor  [denicolellis]
  note ... banana peels and shit at me, completely ...

1 Luminous lumina  [nineteenthly]
  note ... toxicity, and you shit base and mascara for ...

1 MacGyverWear™  [tcarson]
  note ... in the world f#%king shit up!"<br> Seems they ...

1 Machinable Cheese  [8th of 7]
  note ... that the bright orange shit that Americans call ...

1 Magnetic Fly  [sumidog123]
  note ... counters.. "Oh shit, my trousers have just ...

1 Magnetophonic Tesla Coil Bowls  [calum]
  note ... one end, zapping the shit out of the bowls, the ...

1 MagnoMeal Additive  [Mr Burns]
  note ... electromagnetic flying shit logs! Think about the ...

1 Make Valentine's Day a Federal Holiday  [Sparki]
  note ... on my ear. Fucked my shit up. Nothing but $87.00 ...

1 Making a map of Leicester  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... you scared the shit out of us ! WHAT WERE ...

1 Mandatory HalfBakery Legislative Review  [Macdaddyx1]
  note ... Valentine's day. Shit.

1 Mandatory Sign Day  [barnzenen]
  note ... if the tune was some shit like........ (fill in ...

1 Manly Purse Purse  [MikeD]
  note ... parties? Kinky freaky shit, likes to get your ...

1 Margin avatar stickers  [lawpoop]
  note oh shit naw' you gotta be ...

1 Marked unPolice cars  [8th of 7]
  note ... effect (the "oh shit ... reduce speed now ...

1 Marsupial Babysitter  [submitinkmonkey]
  note ... are usually full of shit, sticky urine, rotten ...

1 Masked Judges  [Aristotle]
  note ... any of the other weird shit that came from Patrick ...

1 Maslow-Based Sales Tax  [nineteenthly]
  note ... and vote for random shit which is probably not ...

1 MBS consolidation lottery  [supercat]
  note ... so deeply mired in the shit. Time for a review, I ...

1 Mechanical arms for dolphins  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... mariachi music. I shit you not.

1 Medieval Siege Engine Condiment Set  [8th of 7]
  note "Ah shit! I said horseRADISH ...

1 Mehbook  [nineteenthly]
  note ... this morning." "Oh shit! I didn't mean to ...

1 Meissner-Effect Salt-Shaker  [theleopard]
  note ... enjoy writing this shit.) [8th] Touché on ...

1 Memory stick advertising  [Ling]
  note This would annoy the shit out of me.

1 Mercurial Balance Enhancement  [bs0u0155]
  note ... I was making this shit up.

1 Metaphor Actualisation Agency  [hippo]
  ... we're going to be up shit creek without a ...

1 metered television  [cljudge]
  note ... them1 Nobody buys shit they see on TV anyway. ...

1 Microportion Restaurant  [gisho]
  note ... on this one. (Holy shit). Tapas!!! Love ...

1 Microscopic toilet  [4and20]
  note ... will help you get your shit together, because I ...

1 Mid Engine Pickup  [BuffMyRadius]
  note ... show-off vehicle only--shit for load-hauling, ...

1 Middle Ages House of Gruel  [tspyz]
  note ... then feed them similar shit to what often as not ...

1 Midge Laser  [zen_tom]
  note ... and an "oh shit!" look on his face! ...

1 Migraine Visual Aura Simulation  [XSarenkaX]
  note ... my MS does some weird shit to my eyes. I tried ...

1 Mild Friend Wild Friend Services  [vfrackis]
  note ... friend would knock the shit outta both the wild ...

1 Milktap  [shinobi]
  ... and tastes like...well shit really. To have ...

1 Mindless destruction garden/house makeover  [Gulherme]
  note ... Fuck that 24 hour shit.

1 Mine Mercury  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... destruction. A shit-to-shinola scenario. ...

1 minesweeper rug  [neo_]
  note ... the casual market. Shit, this is actually a ...

1 mining mascon moonstroids and docking for lunar space elevator delivered asteroids.  [teslaberry]
  note ... money boys be full of shit , no one with real ...

1 Mirror Cells  [21 Quest]
  note ... unfeeling piece of shit you must be. <br> ...

1 Mitochondrial Gene Therapy Via Nested Viral Vectors  [bs0u0155]
  note ... of potential "cool shit" projects to try ...

1 MMORTS  [21 Quest]
  note ... could kick the living shit out of any ...

1 Mona Lisa Trumpet Cocks  [Zeuxis]
  note ... stupid"<BR> "No shit".

1 Money Odour  [RoboBust]
  note No shit, DN. I thought it was ...

1 monotechnologysectoropoly  [JesusHChrist]
  ... who can get their shIt together enough to ...

1 monowheel ground effect flight  [teslaberry]
  ... the steering is total shit. hover crafts are ...

1 Monsanto "Quiet Stomach" coffee beans  [Protector of Mankind]
  ... like your about to shit you're pants, like you ...

1 Month-End Marker  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... to know this kinda shit.

1 Moon Raft Transport  [MisterQED]
  note ... in space. Who the shit uses matches in space. ...

1 More realistic naming of military stuff  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... "one purpose: blow shit up and kill ...

1 Morning Heralding Solar Powered Musical Robot Sunflower  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... with less chicken shit, more petals & a ...

1 Most Prestigious College Degree  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... got time for that shit.

1 Motion Sensor Porch Darkness  [jellydoughnut]
  note ... get [21] to not Google shit.

1 Motorway Mother Duck  [thud]
  note and blowing the shit out of everything?

1 Moveable windows  [hippo]
  note Funny how that shit just gets buried in ...

1 MPDMMORPG  [leinypoo13]
  note ... wizards and shit running around ...

1 MTV Oldschool  [harlequingal85]
  link MTV's "Shit Parade"

1 Multidirectional Disco Globe  [calum]
  Shit pilled-up clubbers' ...

1 Mummification / Embalmed Display - After Death Alternative  [doctorremulac3]
  note Shit. Sigh. Corrected. ...

1 Municipal Crosswalk Corpse Bin  [vfrackis]
  note ... Spokane sounds like a shit-hole.

1 museum of snack packaging that works  [beanangel]
  note ... has been designed by a shit-for- brains ...

1 Muslim health  [rayfo]
  note ... polygamy. That's past shit. People get booted ...

1 Mutt Dog Show  [OJCIT]
  note ... <br> i wish i could go shit on the lawn aw i ...

1 Mutt Muffler  [UnaBubba]
  note The dog is dumber than shit, 21, but your mesh ...

1 Myspace_Birthday_Wisher  [ChesterDrawers]
  note ... knows you and gives a shit and a marketing ...

1 Mystery Train  [xenzag]
  note ... lazy, semi-literate shit heads or the rigors ...

1 Myth Bakery  [Zircon]
  note ... but you scare the shit outta me.. ;op ...

1 N-Prize  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... Finns used reindeer shit in defence against ...

1 Name That Country  [DrBob]
  note ... start bombing the shit out of whatever poor ...

1 NaNONoWriMo  [nineteenthly]
  note Shit, I accidentally ...

1 national day of humour and mockery  [futurebird]
  note ... LASER BEAM AGE <br> "Shit, we got it backwards," ...

1 National Service For Dogs  [dobtabulous]
  note ... rubble. Thick as pig shit,setters. And ...

1 Neanderthal Ears  [ldischler]
  ... nice, but functionally shit. In noisy ...

1 Neutral Reward Children's Toy  [Detly]
  note ... gets a room full of shit. The sad one is still ...

1 New Calendar 2  [Great Satan]
  note ... shifts of 6 hours.<br>Shit!, now you've gone and ...

1 New Direction  [rcarty]
  note ... gets some sense, you shit. A man walked into a ...

1 New Green Deal  [bigsleep]
  note ... based fuels and make a shit ton of money in the ...

1 New Gum Flavors  [agirl]
  note ... mocha flavored "log-o-shit" gum? I'm dead serious ...

1 New Pirate Ships for all  [cloudface]
  note ... float but they look shit. Gimme a leaky ...

1 New Slogans For Democrat and Republican Parties  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... embossed: "Handle Your Shit"

1 new ways of communicating with gesture tracking computers  [beanangel]
  note ... they had a color shit time of immediate to ...

1 NexGen Clean Room  [Vernon]
  note ... fully submerged in pig shit, was easy to clean and ...

1 Nice Spot For A Tramp  [theleopard]
  note ... anyone think "Holy shit! - there's inequality ...

1 Nickname The New Joint Strike Fighter "The F-35 Baby Seal"  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... to Learning Not To Shit On Your Own Doorstep ...

1 Nike Line  [8th of 7]
  ... T=Teenager, AND O=Oh shit. When you can no ...

1 NIMBY to PIMBY  [hangingchad]
  note ... My dad would shit bricks to have cooling ...

1 No-burn Wafflemaker  [DesertFox]
  note ... Now I'm all hungry and shit. So that might be ...

1 No More Pointless Bickering  [AfroAssault]
  note ... not to beat the living shit out of each other, and ...

1 Nobel Lies  [Voice]
  note ... an actual ad once. I shit you not.

1 Non-boiling kettle  [gravelpit]
  note ... instant coffee is the shit of the devil. I ...

1 Non-drowning Swimming Pool  [paintingbynumbers]
  note ... couldnt drown in the shit then you could have it ...

1 Not-a-tariff "Ffirat"  [Vernon]
  note ... because they're shit, noone would buy them ...

1 Not salt: Not cocaine.  [thantox]
  ... stop, stop! Oh shit." <wicked smile> ...

1 Notification LED simulation app  [21 Quest]
  note Well shit. Only available on ...

1 novelty bathroom spray  [fancypants]
  ... it and smells like shit. ha.

1 Now you see it, now you don't  [blissmiss]
  note ... chopping off the shit ideas from the stupid ...

1 Nuclear Interstellar Transmitter  [DIYMatt]
  ... the answer is blowing shit up; it's the human ...

1 Nuclear waste tomb  [lawpoop]
  note ... I don't give a shit. I'm sick to death of ...

1 Nudge them into college  [beanangel]
  note ... two hours a day... if shit doesn't hit the fan. ...

1 "Nuke" Recharging of Portable Devices  [FlyingToaster]
  note ... and subsequently shit the phone? I'm ...

1 OBC  [zeno]
  note ... without thinking, "Shit, have I sorted an ...

1 Obvious Man  [8th of 7]
  note ... ...yes, I am bat-shit crazy. I can admit ...

1 OC Combat Light  [21 Quest]
  note ... can assure you, that shit is nasty. Out of ...

1 Oceanic File Cabinet  [vfrackis]
  note also i thought Shit Mufflers was brilliant ...

1 OCR Calculator  [bob]
  note ... They're really shit ...

1 Odd Jobs Database  [AfroAssault]
  ... your car is a piece of shit, but either way you ...

1 office ponies  [benfrost]
  note I put up with enough shit at work as it is. ...

1 Offline HalfBakery  [DesertFox]
  note ... with some AI type shit. HB 2005, who gets ...

1 OfPrescript  [bigsleep]
  note ... given the amount of shit (both literal and ...

1 Old Guy/New Wife Prostesis for Loin Action  [sirau]
  note ... this one. Keep this shit idea forever, just to ...

1 Olympic Breathing  [sartep]
  note ... string theory is bull shit and so i thought up ...

1 Onboard Jumper Cables  [Mr Burns]
  note Merde - francais for 'shit'.

1 One DVD Two Movies  [Micky Dread]
  note ... in and shoots the shit out of Hugh ...

1 One nation, two laws ...  [8th of 7]
  note ... if ever, give a shit about the little ...

1 OO Mathematics  [Inyuki]
  note ... all just a load of shit.

1 Ooolongftangftangbank User Scheme  [zen_tom]
  ... occasionally receive shit newsletters)

1 Open-Source Car Design  [discontinuuity]
  note ... say concret blocked shit head, kommunist, ...

1 open source via reverse psychology  [supershnitzel]
  note ... I couldn't give a shit about their ...

1 Orbital Prism  [sartep]
  ... at night, holy shit, it's a different ...

1 "Organic" drugs  [8th of 7]
  note ... the batter are full of shit; all you get are ...

1 OrwellWorld  [8th of 7]
  note ... that are full of shit. That's your criteria ...

1 Outsourced Mathematical Equation Solution Site  [UnaBubba]
  note ... particularly odious shit who wears a bright ...

1 Overdamped-Wave Historical Modeling  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... dinosaurs about it. Shit changes. In a million ...

1 Overly Complex Language Button  [doctorremulac3]
  ... anybody with this shit." Admittedly this ...

1 P-phones  [mr2560]
  note ... it's called a shit bowl

1 Pain of living in the wild index  [Voice]
  note ... we take care of that shit, no?

1 Panoramic Very High Resolution Picture of the Amazon Rain Forest Sans Trees or Major City Sans Buildings  [doctorremulac3]
  note Oh shit Ian, close enough. ...

1 Paranoia Man  [mrkillboy]
  ... ...the weird shit begins. You ...

1 Paris hilton reality show  [zeno]
  note ... this kind of joyless shit about on my TV screen, ...

1 ParodyTV  [HomerX]
  note ... see him as a whining shit.

1 Patent Basic-Training for HalfBakers  [sophocles]
  note ... Oh what a shit storm it's gonna be... ...

1 patriotism collar  [ktay100]
  note ... Who gives a shit?

1 Pay The Fishing Fleet To Clean The Oil Spill  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... to clean up the shit they just took in your ...

1 Pedestrian Crossing Cameras  [sdm]
  note ... real proof is to get a shit job that keeps you out ...

1 peoplepower  [seraphim]
  note ... (read: holy shit) in multi-megawatt ...

1 peristaltic flushing  [mihali]
  note ... you use the term eat shit, it can apply to the ...

1 Permanent Printing  [DanDaMan]
  note ... is about the hardiest shit you've ever seen. ...

1 Personal Black Box  [sambwiches]
  note ... is getting closer. Ah, shit, fixin' to die ...

1 Personal Safety Box (PSB)  [rich123]
  note ... then I believe they shit themselves. It could ...

1 Personnel Suppression Weapon  [scott_r_uber]
  note ... too much underutilized shit that can be ...

1 Pet Food Urbane  [xenzag]
  note ... what's in the dog's shit is a problem, which it ...

1 PetPath GPS Collar  [trekbody]
  note ... you can have the dog shit on the neighbor's ...

1 Phone In Your Vote  [theircompetitor]
  note ... and 300 channels of shit on the TV, take too ...

1 Phone proxy  [kitsune]
  note ... 2 if i dont" type a shit. its real fun to play ...

1 Pick Up, Your Shit Is Calling You  [Eugene]
  Pick Up, Your Shit Is Calling You

1 pigeon litter patrol  [etherman]
  note ... can train them not to shit all over the place.

1 Pigeon Pie Delivery Service  [UnaBubba]
  ... we first allow them to shit in your herbaceous ...

1 Pigeon Power  [calum]
  ... and scare the living shit out of me. I don't ...

1 Pilot's-eye viewscreen  [PotatoStew]
  note ... to say, I about shit my knickers when that ...

1 Pirate Big Brother  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... they were going to be shit hot on security and ...

1 Plane Proof Buildings  [thinck]
  ... materials like the shit they use on the space ...

1 Plasticine Surgery  [dustmonkey]
  note ... creations looking shit.

1 Please be quiet.  [Fishrat]
  note ... back here again.</shit>

1 Please Hold My Poo  [bleh]
  note ... about this smells of shit, I think. ...

1 Plug everything into everything else  [nineteenthly]
  note ... smells like cedar, not shit. Kudos to [poc], ...

1 Plunger drowner  [notexactly]
  note ... you now have a literal shit storm blowing up the ...

1 Pointed Muffin Tins  [mensmaximus]
  note ... strained out of the shit of an exotic cat, to ...

1 Politician Float Test  [21 Quest]
  note ... lying evil sacks of shit who would like nothing ...

1 Pond Skater exoskeleton  [hippo]
  note Shit. I'm gonna need more ...

1 Poo textured toilet bowl  [white]
  ... making bowls with a shit- streaked kind of ...

1 Poogone car accessory  [dentworth]
  note ... back to this later. (Shit-Shots?)

1 Poop-a-pult Beach Skeet  [lingamish]
  note ... which to shoot the shit that I shall rain down ...

1 Poop bomb  [mrnesbit]
  note ... the eating of shit, so it wouldn't work ...

1 Pope Idol  [tyskland]
  note ... of 15 whelks. I shit you not <link>.

1 population/birth growth trading scheme  [mofosyne]
  note ... everything turns to shit.

1 POS Panic Key  [BinaryCookies]
  note ... also means "Piece of Shit"... Most convenience ...

1 Post-apocalyptic retirement home  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... great height when the shit hits the fan [+].

1 Post-Rapture Party  [infidel]
  note Oops, shit... see ya!

1 post-secondary transition  [munkeylunk]
  note ... anyway, are absolutely shit at conveying knowledge ...

1 Postal fees by banality  [not_morrison_rm]
  note ... spend money on some shit or other might just ...

1 Postal Flash Mob  [waugsqueke]
  note ... know what sorta shit is going down at the ...

1 Pothole-Proof Plastic Pallet Road  [infidel]
  ... filling them with some shit that doesn't solve the ...

1 Potty Bong Air Filter  [bungston]
  note ... micron sized pieces of shit or pure gasses. These ...

1 power cows  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... is produced from the shit of the cows.<br>This ...

1 Power Parquet  [marklar]
  note ... that doesn't shift shit around the house and ...

1 Practice Escape Environment  [skoomphemph]
  note ... years. Then when the shit hits the fan half the ...

1 Practice for brains in jars.  [bungston]
  note ... now because their shit could pass through the ...

1 Prank Fonts  [ytk]
  note ... of the 355,000+ (I shit thee not) existing ...

1 pre-marked wood  [KineticKill]
  note Just more shit to sand off.

1 Premium, Premium Gas  [kevinthenerd]
  note Shit, I had no idea there ...

1 Prept  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... I googled. Ho. Lee. Shit.

1 Pretence-free ice hockey stick  [8th of 7]
  note ... all seven kinds of shit out of them and ...

1 Prevent Ass Splash.  [Antegrity]
  note ... to the one proposed; shit on porcelain, flush ...

1 Prince Rupert Spheres  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note Shit! I just accidentally ...

1 Private company infrastructure rebuilds  [whatrock]
  note ... have low tax rates and shit infrastructure. See a ...

1 Private Library II  [JacquesDemien]
  note ... satisfying for all the shit and abuse the bully ...

1 Product Size Identification Rectangle  [DrWorm]
  note ... Lord Charles. Ach, shit, Aristotle beat me to ...

1 Productivity Machine  [21 Quest]
  note ... be selling expensive shit, like computer mice, ...

1 Professional Doodling Contests  [blissmiss]
  note ... just as ducky. Oh shit. I brought up the ...

1 Prohibit theft insurance for firearms  [scad mientist]
  note ... piece of shit), so what's wrong with ...

1 Projection TV vent "filters"  [Dickcheney6]
  note ... on some radioactive shit in your TV? Perhaps ...

1 Proof of Time Travel  [OneThousandMonkeys]
  note ... the Big Crunch. SHIT!

1 Pseudorandom Global Village  [count_crackula]
  note ... on the floor and shit themselves for all you ...

1 Psilocybin Teabags  [skinflaps]
  note ... see all types of crazy shit.

1 PsychoBioMart  [JesusHChrist]
  note Eat shit and ... be happy ??

1 Psychos-R-Us  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... just didn't give a shit who they hurt. So ...

1 Pub TV  [yabba do yabba dabba]
  note ... in a pub - drink, talk shit, put the world to ...

1 Public Bathroom White Noise  [ophello]
  note ... amazes me how USAians shit in their bathrooms. ...

1 Public Knife Block  [xenzag]
  note ... not, it's just a few shit kids, and a whole lot ...

1 Public Restroom Confessional Priests  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... - I sat down to take a shit without checking if ...

1 Public Restroom for Anyone  [Vernon]
  note ... idea and cover it in shit, thats what it will ...

1 public sex tents  [Mikeynyuk]
  ... leads to alot of nasty shit like rape, ...

1 Public spent fuel pool  [Aq_Bi]
  note ... for me? " 3. Bird shit and leaves will fall ...

1 Punish Genocide  [kisa]
  note ... there country go to shit. No No NO to bad i ...

1 Purgatory  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... can't anyone get my shit straight? I said ...

1 Purge!  [Letsbuildafort]
  note As long as you shit last.

1 PV Stabilized High Altitude Balloon  [MisterQED]
  note ... a vacuum would suck shit into space)

1 Pyrotechnic mole remover  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... they move like greased shit ... an airgun's ...

1 quadcopter airboat  [teslaberry]
  link ... shit ...

1 Quaker Mask  [Zus]
  note ... games now have a "Holy Shit" call (8 in a row in ...

1 Quality Streak Chocolates  [xenzag]
  note ... eggs, why not creme shit?

1 Quantum Dot Fishfood  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... could do this with dog shit, it would prevent me ...

1 Quasi-Fiberoptic Walls  [schematics]
  note ... had a dimmer... well shit, you'd need no ...

1 Quick Grocery shopping  [VJW]
  note ... a tendency to go ape-shit-mental and have a ...

1 Quick-starting CD-ROM/Hard Disk  [supercat]
  note ... 20 seconds to get it's shit together, long enough ...

1 Rabbit Diaper  [benfrost]
  note ... watch where they shit. I can think of at ...

1 Radial implosion suicide vest  [8th of 7]
  note ... from the vertical, "shit happens". ...

1 Random Vending  [kevinthenerd]
  note ... to get a bit of shit for it. Just take it ...

1 Rape Preventer  [remzy]
  ... ice and shit..), she might have ...

1 RapidGraffiti Stick  [proee]
  note ... wit a loada shadin an shit, youse gonna have a ...

1 Razor Tiles  [thumbwax]
  note Holy shit...lawsuit nirvana!

1 RDSP-30's RDSP-30  [leinypoo13]
  note ... by no one giving a shit. I think a lot of ...

1 Re-route your urethra  [Rant93]
  note ... with your poo. Every shit you ever do will be ...

1 Readily-Distinguishable Police Siren  [21 Quest]
  note ... know when somebody's shit has hit the ...

1 real coffee table  [M Carter]
  note Well shit, I'd really like a ...

1 'Real' F1 racing for all  [Twizz]
  note ... a few years living in shit. Most of us don't ...

1 Real Roadside Hazard Warnings  [magrak]
  note ... Really nifty shit.<br> <br> Sorry for ...

1 Real Talking Balloons  [AfroAssault]
  note ... and all that shit. I want a balloon ...

1 Real-time Statistics on the State of Affairs  [LimpNotes]
  note ... and totally has its shit together, and the ...

1 Reality Management Consultancy Secrets Police  [calum]
  ... results in hot dog shit being forced through ...

1 Reality Show Bounty Hunter  [mahatma]
  note ... brain watching this shit. Go out, chat with ...

1 Reductio-ad-absurdum pool cue  [8th of 7]
  note ... the link is a piece of shit. The whole point of a ...

1 Redundant ergonomic keyboard  [fwood]
  note ... eye-site is now total shit but that's a different ...

1 Reforming criminals by recycling garbage  [duroncrush]
  note ... they like having the shit beat out of them. ...

1 Reincarnation Registration  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... mean I must eat shit now. [A free ...

1 Relativistic time-dilation wristwatch display  [hippo]
  note Max Plank got this shit on lockdown!

1 Relaxo-Steam  [IvanIdea]
  ... If you boil the shit out of your vegetables ...

1 Relevant News Network  [AfroAssault]
  ... chock full of pure SHIT about the World Trade ...

1 Remnant Remover  [21 Quest]
  note If you shit in the bathroom, what ...

1 Remote-Control Giant Desert Etch-a-Sketch  [lostdog]
  note ... messages like "its shit go home" or "fuck ...

1 Remote Snitcher  [Mr Burns]
  note ... government to give you shit for free?

1 Remove the 'bigger is better' SUV crash advantage  [originalsen]
  note ... banks that really shit me off. The way some ...

1 Rent-a-bitch  [Miss Weston Smith]
  note ... now and then to get shit done" ...

1 Rentisham's Traditional Flenting Wax  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... translates as "Up Shit Creek without a ...

1 Repeal and Replace the 2nd Amendment  [bigsleep]
  note ... to beat the living shit out of ourselves and ...

1 replacement corks and string for australian type hats  [po]
  note ... have been eating koala shit, because of the nice ...

1 Reply to All - but me  [theleopard]
  note ... example: X-Random-Shit: X-Inane-Jokes: ...

1 Repo Decoy  [21 Quest]
  note ... afford this sort of shit. They're barely ...

1 Reproach minimising gun  [Loris]
  note ... of lots of bangs and shit, which is useful ...

1 Rerun 1989  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... but the music was shit.

1 Residential Forest Fire Protection  [yo]
  note ... that smells like shit than no property at ...

1 Resonator of Death  [Crazy Bastard]
  note ... and make them see shit or something. But ...

1 Restaurant rating system  [Blisteredhobo]
  note ... proportionally more shit meals in cheap eats ...

1 Reverse Bong  [Guncrazy]
  note This is good shit, man<br>Warning: Do ...

1 Rewards Card for pubs  [bobsta]
  note ... on - "What's that shit you got there, ...

1 RFID Microwave  [Size_Mick]
  note ... HORSE SHIT.

1 RFID Postage Stamps  [Novysan]
  note ... can talk some shit...and...

1 Rhetoric Decoder Ring  [Vecini]
  ... of that evening." to "Shit." Look also for ...

1 RIAA-certified Crap-in-a-Can  [feiacrianca]
  ... poohs a day; also, shit as we know it is not ...

1 Rich Suicide Bombers  [fishboner]
  note ... of really much nastier shit that they could ...

1 Robot humanoid nuclear plant operator  [pashute]
  note ... be done by some robot. Shit would have been wicked ...

1 Roll of Post-It  [Veho]
  note ... on the autobunner's shit list. ...

1 Roller Chair  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... 90 degree angle turn shit that you get with a ...

1 Rolling average scale.  [futurebird]
  note ... completely lost your shit.'

1 Root Beer Float Vending Machine  [thumbwax]
  note ... of that Vanilla Coke shit..."<br>no, do not try ...

1 Rose-tinted Spectacles  [DeniqueCoelum]
  link ... in his own piss and shit nearby. Now you can be ...

1 Rosetta Project for secret languages  [nineteenthly]
  note ... Madang), but means "No shit! Your father fucks ...

1 Rotary Outhouse  [whatrock]
  note This is a shit idea ... [+] ...

1 Rotating Hobby Horse Target Shooting  [xenzag]
  note ... a thousand pounds of shit mounted on four deadly ...

1 Rule of Law Underground Network  [Chrishnaugh]
  note ... do all sorts of nasty shit to get information and ...

1 S.Q.U.A.T.  [theleopard]
  note ... outside because of the shit-kicking you've just ...

1 safe driving / passenger comfort feedback  [webfishrune]
  ... a "will my passenger shit themselves, jump out ...

1 Sailor's Fondue  [benfrost]
  note ... skipper..." "Aw shit, [benfrost] has ...

1 Salty wing  [Voice]
  note ... is slightly nasty shit that runs off the ...

1 Sand Wraith Ambush Defense  [21 Quest]
  ... sandstorm. When the shit hits the fan, kick up ...

1 Save the Desert Tortoise with fake tortoises.  [bungston]
  note ... bothers with that shit, not the Romulans, the ...

1 Scambivalence  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  ... What a crock of shit!<br>They've made them ...

1 Scare Bear  [skinflaps]
  note ... it a bear that doesn't shit in the woods.

1 Scaring things before killing and burying them to combat Global Warming  [AusCan531]
  note ... with making animals shit themselves before ...

1 scavenger van  [bobenhotep]
  note ... fuel pump will go to shit in no time. Very ...

1 Scene Setter (Macho Man Edition)  [NotTheSharpestSpoon]
  note ... bad! <looks at watch> Shit! Forgot to take my ...

1 Scheduled Reboot for Cellphones  [21 Quest]
  note ... Ian. I deal with this shit every day. No such ...

1 "Schloop" tins  [yamahito]
  note Oh shit, it's gonna happen ...

1 Schrödinger's Umlaut  [theircompetitor]
  note Wait... no I didn't. Shit.

1 Schrodinger's kitten  [Twizz]
  note ... not to use it" No shit - reasons like you ...

1 Science bar  [Sunstone]
  note ... on about interesting shit, and not sport, bun.

1 Science:Oceans  [Selky]
  note ... "what's this 'we' shit white-boy ?" you ...

1 Scissors sizzurs psyzzas  [nineteenthly]
  note ... make me dead when the shit hits the fan, that did ...

1 Scissors You Can Run With  [DeathNinja]
  note ... first link: Well, no shit, Sherlock! Did you ...

1 "Scrabbling kitten" toilet brush  [8th of 7]
  note ... raw sewage (or pure shit to the less polite) ...

1 Screw your DNA  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... screaming: "Ow, shit! The nasty little ...

1 Scrotum Cage  [twitch]
  note ... and we were tired. Shit happens.

1 Scrotum Shape Charge  [twitch]
  note ... on the law. Holy shit... There's a girl ...

1 Scythe gun  [Loris]
  note ... (Mac didn't give a shit about family ...

1 Sealed Carry-On  [tcarson]
  note ... be worth it, so tough shit." I was thinking ...

1 Search for volcano pairs  [8th of 7]
  ... thing that emits shit (see also under ...

1 Searchmarks cloud  [pashute]
  note ... would just go find shit and bring it back ...

1 Seatbelt Alarm Delayer  [NotTheSharpestSpoon]
  note ... if you had so much shit rolling about the ...

1 Second Chance Car Lock  [blahginger]
  note ... doors, like knobs and shit. They were completely ...

1 'Secret lucky day' present  [britboy]
  note ... day when everything is shit again? Also, I ...

1 Secret Way Out For Illegals  [Vernon]
  note ... but being the little shit-bag that you are, you ...

1 Secretary of Murder  [unfettered]
  note ... 11. Not understanding shit, I rejected science ...

1 See those concrete blocks?  [Antegrity]
  note ... (the novel, not the shit movie). One chapter in ...

1 seebeck/peltier hood  [MadeInCA]
  note ... line through that shit, get maximum ...

1 Self-Contained Landlocked Floating Nuclear Reactor  [Alterother]
  note ... Nuclear waste is nasty shit, but there's not ...

1 Self Contained Orbital Recycling Engine  [theircompetitor]
  ... Let them give a shit, and let them live.

1 Self-Driving Swap Delivery  [Aristotle]
  note Holy shit... welcome back ...

1 Self-electrocuting cringe dissipater  [theleopard]
  ... EEET EEEEEET SHIt Me! You get some ...

1 Self-folding paper  [cowtamer]
  note ... stuff, an' stuff an' shit like that (apologies ...

1 Self-raising house  [8th of 7]
  note ... as all sorts of shit might happen.

1 Selling Free Energy  [Vernon]
  note ... wind turbines and a shit-ton of solar cells ...

1 Semi Randomised Timer  [neilp]
  note ... have started "giving a shit" about reality TV, ...

1 Semi-tazer  [xenzag]
  note ... go into all sorts of shit with their hands ...

1 SETI @ dream  [friendlyfire]
  note ... closely, and promptly shit themselves at the ...

1 Seven Layers of Sweat  [21 Quest]
  note ... in the world. That shit is downright ...

1 Sewage processing  [eldon]
  note ... coffee tastes like shit..' 'Where's it ...

1 Sewage Security  [8th of 7]
  note ... will swim through shit if you put a few bob ...

1 Sewer Pipe Vacuum  [dsm]
  note ... with your vacuum, but shit needs special ...

1 Sexularity  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... b. very very full of shit (knowing HB, more ...

1 Sexy President  [smendler]
  note ... trope, but it is a shit school of comedy.

1 Share!  [JesusHChrist]
  ... verb that means to shit and fart at once, I am ...

1 Shavers Of The World, Unite!  [infidel]
  note ... to squeeze all of the shit out of Palin's head ...

1 She doesn't have to know.  [10clock]
  Since you cant feel shit through condoms ...

1 Sheep maintained Machine Free, Natural Golf Courses  [Imathinker]
  note ... nicknamed "Goose Shit Greens." Scrape your ...

1 Sheep Prostitution  [ofersh]
  note ... admitt; I might be a shit, but think of the ...

1 shirtvertising  [royalfoxbridge]
  note ... their (increasingly shit) programming? Does ...

1 ShitzgoneV1.4  [S-note]
  ... arm, ideal for an e-shit - (using a laptop ...

1 Shock Crotch  [MikeD]
  note ... I could train a cat to shit outside, I might even ...

1 Shock First Aid  [wjt]
  link you Will see some shit

1 Shoe in a Bottle  [reensure]
  ... bottle. People will shit trying to figure out ...

1 Shoot the shit out of that endangered species  [theleopard]
  Shoot the shit out of that endangered ...

1 Shroud of Turing Test  [xenzag]
  note ... for our sins.//<br>Oh shit - I think I just ...

1 Silence on hold  [theleopard]
  I've got better shit to listen to

1 Sim-Bird  [diesixdie]
  note ... the opportunity to shit on the head of that ...

1 Simplified Brexit Solution  [bs0u0155]
  note ... lands or takes off. I shit you not.

1 Singing Resignations  [quarterbaker]
  note ... wank. (Cause work is shit) <br>Let me wank. ...

1 Single Candidacy  [pocmloc]
  note ... with absolute shit candidates who are ...

1 Single Propeller in the Air  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... the world inventing shit by throwing random ...

1 singles virtual sex bar  [Mikeynyuk]
  ... wont have to get so shit faced drunk just to ...

1 sit & shit pants lit  [FarmerJohn]
  sit & shit pants lit

1 SJ's hard candy  [senatorjam]
  note ... that Chocolate Liqueur shit (I think the name's ...

1 Skirt TV Censorship Rules  [ytk]
  ... to broadcast the word "shit" (excepting ...

1 Sky Full of Mushrooms  [xenzag]
  note ... this place would be shit without them. I ...

1 Skyscraper Darts  [UnaBubba]
  ... of them with pigeon shit.

1 Slow bowls  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... who don't give a shit.

1 Slow Checkout Lanes  [Fishrat]
  note ... against (tough shit). The only thing ...

1 slurp sticks  [po]
  note ... into a game of "Oh Shit, the Hummingbird's ...

1 Small Bowl In The Lid Of My Jar Of Dip  [Eugene]
  note ... actually ate that shit. But it seems that ...

1 Small Denomination ATM's  [kaz]
  note ... with humans// Oh shit, what does that make ...

1 Smart Aleck Cash Registers  [krelnik]
  note Cue? Wha... Shit I missed my cue!

1 Smart(ass) Phone  [Grogster]
  note ... trail of snake shit?! I've heard better IT ...

1 Smart Collar & Door + App  [Duck Lagrange]
  note ... It might scare the shit out of him though, ...

1 "Smart" Nano-creamer  [tourist]
  ... wouldn't care if this shit causes cancer and/or ...

1 Smart Sheet Music  [beauxeault]
  note ... smart ass hack the shit out of it...

1 Smell-to-Voice Translator  [daseva]
  note ... death has a stench, shit has a stench, flowers ...

1 Smelly Mail  [WorldCrazyGolfChamp]
  note "Oh man, the shit has really hit the ...

1 smiley staples  [po]
  note ... last remark? tough shit :)

1 Smoke detecting shotgun  [TomP]
  note //Floating microscopic shit particles aren't known ...

1 smokers/pukers teethguard  [dpearce455]
  note ... spent on this shit to educate and treat ...

1 SMT - Simple Millionaire Tax  [AntiQuark]
  note ... fringes of poverty, shit happens more often, ...

1 Snowmelt Crane  [21 Quest]
  ... out then dump a shit-load of rock salt or ...

1 So we'll go no more a-baking  [Fishrat]
  note ... to spank the living shit outta me. (And yes, ...

1 Soccer improved fairness  [Goesta Berling]
  note ... FIFA can't get their shit together on video ...

1 Solar air purifier  [The Duke]
  note ... duhhh.<br>Shit happens, eventually.

1 Solar Coffee Sun Tracker  [Bleep!Plif]
  note ... again. How the cat-shit ends up roasted I ...

1 Solar hot air hang glider.  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... off of cliffs) No shit,me too +

1 solar power "energy storage"  [daddyvortex]
  note ... too for electroplating shit, like and ‘store’ it ...

1 Solar powered pointless loud bang device  [8th of 7]
  note ... You can't buy that shit.<br> <wait... one ...

1 Solar powered train  [Voice]
  note ... tons of chicken shit.

1 Solar sewage sandwich  [cjacks]
  note ... played with their shit a bit more maybe they ...

1 Solarizing Cities  [Osomatic]
  note ... all sorts of 240 volt shit these days.

1 Soliton Crossings  [DDRopDeadly]
  ... inside its tummy. shit, but what happens when ...

1 Soul Weight Detection  [Vernon]
  note ... learning, selling you shit you don't need, ...

1 Sovereign Academic City  [mofosyne]
  note ... likely getting their shit together quickly and ...

1 Space Nudity Protocol  [Monkfish]
  note Then how would they shit their pants when the ...

1 Spamku  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... to spam<br> But with shit poems?

1 spazz insurance  [bob]
  note ... responses.<br>The shit will tear you apart if ...

1 "speed up or I'll kill you!"  [21 Quest]
  note ... talk back in rage: "No Shit, Huh!?!" +

1 Speeding  [Bradw]
  note ... off, and try some shit like this. well, i'll ...

1 Speleological Corridor of Fat  [xenzag]
  note ... (b) food; <br> (c) shit; and<br> (d) all of ...

1 Sphinx toilet paper holder  [8th of 7]
  note ... link just scared the shit outta me!!!

1 Spinal Cord Signal Intercept Passthrough  [dsm]
  note ... that was some good shit. Oh, and speak to ...

1 Sporrery  [MikeD]
  note shit that happens after the ...

1 St. Anthony's Fire Brigade  [Mr_Thundercleese]
  note ... football team's really shit. St Peter's fire ...

1 St. Patrick's Day Masquerade Parade  [blissmiss]
  note ... happening is the (shit) news networks are ...

1 Standardized curse symbols  [phundug]
  note ... None of this $#!^ shit.

1 Standing Luge  [21 Quest]
  note ... Weeeeeee! (I'd be shit at it, though)

1 Staple Stamping Stapler  [schmendrick]
  ... didn’t really give a shit.

1 Star Trek Beer  [Uncle Nutsy]
  note ... a record of how much shit beer you need to enjoy ...

1 Start asking the Homeless for Money  [d-eschew]
  note ... working on his shit-box van a while back ...

1 Start Smoking  [bigsleep]
  note ... soooo cooool" to "Oh shit, that was my life, was ...

1 Static stylus  [lostmind]
  note ... Kind of angry tbh. but shit happens

1 Statue of A Wizened Wizard, with Fangs and Neck Bolts  [RayfordSteele]
  note Oh shit... I shall have to ...

1 Stealth Car  [snarfyguy]
  note ... and we gave him shit about his "stealth ...

1 Steam-Driven Beard Stroker  [Asbestos]
  note ... from throwing their shit at everything? Hey! ...

1 Steel Condom Cases  [Weirdo55]
  note ... case and shocking the shit out of Lady ...

1 Steering Wheels for Horses  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... on, kicked, and shit on (which is why the ...

1 Stepping Out of Queue  [reap]
  ... your problem"<br> Me:"Shit, I need to get the ...

1 Stick Mounted Clutch  [senatorjam]
  note ... in the Rocking-Horse-shit category of rarity.

1 Stickies for Websites  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... so until I've got my shit together and am on ...

1 Sting Visa Accounts  [Almafeta]
  note ... get caught up in this shit.

1 stochastic chess  [bumhat]
  note ... Chess Kombat (or some shit like that). When a ...

1 Straight Pride Parades  [Ander]
  note ... of being treated like shit by British ...

1 Stripey Ketchup  [xenzag]
  note ... and tastes like shit so it must be good ...

1 Student Royalties  [Alx_xlA]
  note ... own accord, turns to shit.

1 stuff that gets sad when stolen  [futurebird]
  note Sure as shit, the Grinch struck ...

1 Subconscious Musical Accompaniment  [tcarson]
  note ... It would no doubt shit the reader right up. ...

1 Subway Protector  [Osomatic]
  ... the operator going "Oh shit, I'm dead." The ...

1 Sunglasses for Black People  [jmvw]
  note ... The regular cast of shit-stirrers added the odd ...

1 supercharged Turbocharger  [senatorjam]
  note ... with words and talking shit! What the hell does ...

1 Surreptitious Bumperstickerator  [DesertFox]
  note ... driving? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT".

1 Swear Word Shock Collar  [redpandainventor]
  note "Holy shit, this thing just ...

1 Sweary Car  [Muleopod]
  ... morning you piece of shit' the car would ...

1 Swindon  [James4]
  note ... into a "who's less shit, Mooney or ...

1 SwingTrans  [Inyuki]
  note ... how we end up with shit like 'Armageddon'.

1 sympathetic taser  [martynwyatt]
  note ... That, and there is shit you are supposed to be ...

1 Synthetic Intelligence Campaign  [8th of 7]
  note ... bible thumping shit for brains, who just ...

1 Tactic Recording  [Voodoo721]
  note ... "I was taking a shit when I killed you!" ...

1 Tails For All  [Mickey the Fish]
  note ... Mephista, what's this shit about me and tails and ...

1 Talibani "Secret" Weapon For Good  [UnaBubba]
  ... Taliban love blowing shit up.<br> 3. The ...

1 talking dog blind guidance  [vfrackis]
  note ... i am so tired of your shit let's go, i'm ...

1 Tank Top  [21 Quest]
  note ... you try to stir up shit with your annos, I'll ...

1 Tantalus Toilet Paper Dispenser  [8th of 7]
  note ... to scare the shit outta ya. Good for the ...

1 Tariffs, enforcement  [daddyvortex]
  note ... add to it, so tough shit." So, this idea is ...

1 TCP - UUCP harmonisation  [8th of 7]
  ... who actually gives a shit, as all candidates ...

1 Teach kids that water flows downhill  [theircompetitor]
  note ... to teach kids that shit flows downhill. Best ...

1 teach yourself to purr.  [po]
  note ... at me to 'turn that shit off'...

1 Teacher's Revenge  [pertinax]
  ... an aggravating little shit without being accused ...

1 Technicolor Tourette's  [Grimrock]
  note ... might. As in "Shit! ake mushrooms!" or ...

1 Teeth of Wisdom  [xenzag]
  note ... there's no need to shit up your teeth ...

1 Television Subtitle Glasses  [Alcin]
  ... that the Audib... oh shit, deaf people wear so ...

1 temperature difference generator  [Voice]
  note Clear! <BOOM> Shit.... he's still ...

1 Temporary Registration  [Eugene]
  ... could have updated his shit the next day. The ...

1 Texas Fold 'Em  [shinobi]
  note ... pretend like you have shit cards when really ...

1 texting manners resource  [beanangel]
  note lol omg total shit wtf

1 The Adjustable Spaniard  [adamthefirstman]
  note ... much "poop" as it is "shit."

1 The Agreeable App  [AusCan531]
  note ... disagrees with your shit all the time. I ...

1 The Annotation Graveyard  [xenzag]
  note ... deal with a little shit now and then I have no ...

1 The Antihelium Age  [daseva]
  note ... tangible, concise and shit. I don't know if any ...

1 The Artist Formerly Known as UnaBubba  [Lacus Trasumenus]
  note ... to post all your shit ideas... ... ...

1 The Atheon  [nineteenthly]
  note ... "bm" dammit. Or shit please. ...

1 The Autoboner's Army!  [21 Quest]
  note ... never gave a shit about his critics, ...

1 The best table in the house  [wagster]
  note ... 1..2..3..Drop!" "Oh shit NOT YET!..too late ...

1 The Church of Quiet Contemplation and Purgative Meditation  [UnaBubba]
  Sit and think and shit and stink.

1 The Coconut closed knob brush  [Sunstone]
  note I hate it when the shit flies in my eyes. + ...

1 The Contact Camera  [Tangora]
  note ... of frightening the shit out of you with ...

1 The Dreamcatcher  [daseva]
  note ... superimposed or some shit. It's there, anyway, ...

1 The Drug Channel  [AfroAssault]
  note ... lit some crazy-ass shit...

1 The Easiest Language In The World  [EvilPickels]
  note ... not really give a shit.

1 The Fun Free Zone Diet  [algoyo]
  note ... just made it up. You'd shit out your own bowels if ...

1 The Great Computer of Giza  [sqeaketh the wheel]
  note ... But we can sure as shit outbuild the ...

1 "The Home"  [-alx]
  note ... Let's see how much shit they'll clean up for ...

1 The Hundred Thousand Gallon Restaurant  [egads]
  ... food is free, and holy shit, it's some of the best ...

1 The League Of Referees  [MikeOliver]
  note ... a ref is tough as shit. Many times throughout ...

1 The LORD will be with you.  [vfrackis]
  ... Christ What type of shit is that!" I ...

1 The Pampered Techie  [macncheesy]
  note ... this. They love this shit.'

1 The Paraphernalia Cleaner  [Steph P]
  note ... we used to smoke the shit during dry spells.

1 The Plutonium Medal  [sleeka]
  note ... to be metallic? Shit medals would solve the ...

1 The Porcelain God  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... Lord said to Lurch, "Shit upon me in the men’s ...

1 "The Quickening" Rule  [mrkillboy]
  note ... and it made me weep. I shit you not. The majesty, ...

1 The R-101  [8th of 7]
  note Holy shit. Welcome back.

1 The rambler  [Custardguts]
  ... up your throttle, some shit you couldn’t swallow; ...

1 The Room Service Wine Game  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... you been doing this shit, [Max]?)

1 The Song of the Surfing Halfbaker  [stupop]
  ... my browser went to shit<br> (It did the same ...

1 The Sphere That Wasn't There  [simonj]
  note ... your back's turned, shit happens. [xenzag] : ...

1 The ToileTree  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... eyes with some TP. Oh shit, now Bah Humbutt’s ...

1 The True Weapon of Peace  [Crazy Bastard]
  ... be smoking the wrong shit. Hey, why not ...

1 The Trueblerone  [xenzag]
  note ... vehicles with bird shit coated cameras to plow ...

1 The Ugly Baker's Ball  [xenzag]
  note Oh, shit.

1 The universal paradox of infinity  [pashute]
  note ... till the day I die” shit gets tiring. Do we ...

1 The Uterine Sisters  [smendler]
  note ... know virgin Marys from shit, but I wouldn't have ...

1 The Welfare's Washer  [Wetlollypops]
  note ... laundry facilities. Shit I absolutely agree ...

1 The Wheel of Terror  [FarmerJohn]
  note ... with loops an' shit.

1 The wired human  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... of my extremities when shit hits the fan.<br>Even ...

1 the wonderful history of cleats  [21 Quest]
  note ... thought he was full of shit he whipped up a couple ...

1 Theory of subjective time perception  [globaltourniquet]
  note ... liable to get the shit kicked out of him by ...

1 Thesaurus of Meh  [JesusHChrist]
  note ... not having a fuck or a shit or a rat's ass given ...

1 thing that goes under watch that reminds people to be better parents  [beanangel]
  note Keviiiiiin you little shit! If I catch you ...

1 Third Life  [theleopard]
  ... really join in this shit. This isn't how it ...

1 This bar is a joke  [Flux]
  note ... pint of guinness and a shit sandwich.

1 "This is Not an iPad" shirt  [21 Quest]
  note ... it. The camera is shit, you can't change the ...

1 Thought experiment  [4and20]
  note ... my next small town shit-kicking. My brain ...

1 Thred Zeppelin  [2 fries shy of a happy meal]
  note ... my children when this shit I see around me hits ...

1 Three-Dimensional Crossword Puzzle  [snarfyguy]
  note yeah... keep that shit outta here (Sirius). ...

1 thriller  [po]
  note ... the ending was just shit."<br> <br>

1 Time Blimp  [kaz]
  note shit sinks

1 Time Gentlemen, Please  [saker]
  note ... a really uppity little shit of a barman dinging ...

1 to bargain with threats of surrealism  [technobadger]
  note ... them - they ran off shit scared. Many people, ...

1 toilet  [cecil0132]
  link A box you shit in - outside. Possibly ...

1 Toilet Flap  [marklar]
  note ... into all that weird shit.

1 toilet scale  [izzard]
  ... we like to eat big and shit big. It's exciting!!

1 Toilet Scales2  [the27man]
  note ... you top it with?<br>A shit scale? ...

1 toilet success  [kolinko]
  note ... don't give a shit. ...

1 Toilet TV  [zen_tom]
  note Dinnae shit in ma mooth!

1 Toothpoo  [jonthegeologist]
  note ... and rocking-horse shit.

1 towers of hanoi "laser" accumulates energy while cooling surrounding  [beanangel]
  note Aw, shit, he's been playing in ...

1 Track clearing vehicle  [scad mientist]
  note ... guns to blow the shit out of any obstacles, ...

1 Trafalgar meerkats  [AbsintheWithoutLeave]
  note ... ankles in their own shit. however the ones ...

1 Transdermal Lipolysis  [MaxwellBuchanan]
  note ... to Lewis'n'Clark the shit outta it. Somebody ...

1 transportation  [bulb]
  note ... are over anylizing the shit outta this. Just play ...

1 Troll Out Of School  [-alx]
  note ... Then I'll throw a shit-fit <br> and I'll pop ...

1 TrumpEx  [skinflaps]
  ... all the bagged up shit I've collected over ...

1 Trumphemian Rhapsody  [8th of 7]
  note ... way you little commie shit, I've got a country to ...

1 TrumpPence  [RayfordSteele]
  note ... heaping bowl of horse shit. Either way, it's ...

1 Tug-a-Toilet  [polly]
  ... a time where he could shit anywhere, anytime, ...

1 Turning Circle Indicator  [senatorjam]
  note ... By aggravating the shit out of everyone else ...

1 Two Person Two-piece Suit  [mensmaximus]
  note Shit, thought it was a ...

1 Uber / Lyft Barcode Window / Body Panel Stickers  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... I can't see shit!." Oh well, looks ...

1 Ultra Tennis  [Saveloy]
  note ... that sounds like sweet shit. U should consider ...

1 Ultrasonic Jello Drinking device  [bungston]
  note ... drinking that sticky shit used to provide a ...

1 Umbrella Street Lights  [daseva]
  ... to throw their literal shit out of the windows ...

1 Uncoupler-Boosted Sewage Digester  [bs0u0155]
  note ... elegantly deal with shit the way I think it ...

1 Underground Incineration  [corvuscornix]
  note ... is quite a lot of shit that we could dig up, ...

1 Underwater Neons  [Space-Pope]
  note ... I think this is the shit, for rizzeal.

1 Underwear for Software or Hardware  [FarmerJohn]
  ... athletic pelvises or shit-strip thongs that give ...

1 United Airline's Goose-along, Goose-be-gone  [blissmiss]
  note ... his eyeballs in goose shit, I know that!

1 "Unknown Tone" Chinese Particle  [phundug]
  note ... load of other weird shit going on. I'd take ...

1 Unwanted-Guest Eating Sofa  [Knut]
  note ... wrong button, shit.

1 Unwholesome passenger rejection system  [andrewuk]
  ... BO, Piss, Shit, Excess alcohol, ...

1 Uprising Automat  [vfrackis]
  note ... Grail 'he hasn't got shit all over him' ...

1 Urban Dog Sled  [doctorremulac3]
  note ... kind of equally weird shit we get up to out in ...

1 USAID garnishment for immigration costs  [21 Quest]
  note ... salaries for doing shit work to their families ...

1 USB Power Supply  [st3f]
  link ... Or is it micro-USB? Shit."

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