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(Mostly) Lame Halfbakery Taglines

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See the everchanging phrase beneath the croissant top left.

Current month contributions are left in situ.
Contributions by 'bakers known to have departed (or contributions just too brilliant to ignore) are left in the annotation stream in some sort of context, where possible.

If possible, could you please not post in quotation marks or with any leading hyphens? They glitch the alphabetic sort process. Especially you and your 185 lines, [2Fries] ;)

*** denotes current or past taglines, along with the name of the contributor. For those where I have no idea of the provenance I have marked them either [Unattrib. Jutta?] or [Traditional Jutta?], meaning they are unattributed and I assume Jutta wrote them or they were like that when I joined the bakery and I assume Jutta wrote them.

My apology in advance for any errors or omissions.

*** "Bun is such a sad word, is it not?" -- Watt, "Waiting for Godot" _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** (Serving suggestion.) _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** A dish best served not. _____ k_sra
*** A few slices short of a loaf. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** A hive of inactivity _____ bigsleep
*** A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a rich, flaky crust _____ bristolz
*** actual product may differ from illustration _____ phundug
*** Almost as great as sliced bread _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Apply directly to forehead. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Ask your doctor if the Halfbakery is right for you. _____ sartep
*** Autoboner wuz here _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
*** Baker Street Irregulars _____ rcarty
*** Birth of a Notion. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** Bite me. _____ ravenswood
*** Bone to the bad. _____ DesertFox
*** Breakfast of runners-up. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** Bunned. James Bunned. _____ ConsulFlaminicus
*** Business Failure Incubator _____ UnaBubba
*** Buy one, get one free. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** Call Ambulance, Rebuild Kitchen _____ StarChaser
*** carpe demi _____ hippo
*** Caution! Contents may be not! _____ DrCurry
*** Ceci n'est pas une idée. _____ Steve DeGroof
*** Chewable _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Compound disinterest. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Contrary to popular belief _____ MaxwellBuchanan
*** Crust or bust. _____ Jaksplat
*** Eureka! Keeping naked people off the streets since 1999. _____ rcarty
*** Extruded? Are you sure? _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Faster than a stationary bullet. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
*** Fewer ducks than estimates indicate. _____ Ian Tindale
*** fnord _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Free set of rusty screwdrivers if you order now. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Funny peculiar. _____ lostdog
*** Futility is persistent. _____ lurch
*** Get a half-life _____ nick_n_uit
*** Get half a life _____ beauxeault
*** Go ahead. Stick a fork in it. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Good ideas at the time. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Home | Support | FAQ's | About Us _____ Canuck
*** Huh? _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** I CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ? _____ k_sra
*** I like this idea, only I think it should be run by the government. _____ 21 Quest
*** I think, therefore I am thinking _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** i v n i n seeks n e t o _____ bristolz
*** Idea vs Ego _____ Canuck
*** If you can read this you are not following too closely. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
*** If you need to ask, you can't afford it. _____ Canuck
*** Inexact change. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Invented by someone French. _____ mark_t
*** It might be better to just get another gerbil. _____ xandram
*** It's as much a hovercraft as a pancake is a waffle _____ bristolz
*** It's not only a good idea, it's also some bad ones. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** It's the thought that counts. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Just add oughta. _____ Basepair
*** Keep out of reach of children. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** Like you could do any better. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Loading tagline .... _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Magical moments of mediocrity. _____ XSarenkaX
*** Make mine a double _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Management not liable. _____ Detly
*** May contain nuts _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** My hatstand runneth over _____ UnaBubba
*** Naturally low in facts. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
*** Needs more cowbell. _____ Canuck
*** Neural Knotwork _____ RayfordSteele
*** Nice swing, no follow-through. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** No servicable parts inside. _____ lurch
*** No, not that kind of baked. _____ Mihali
*** non-lame halfbakery tagline _____ waugsqueke
*** Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads! -- The Tick _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Not from concentrate. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** Not just a think tank. An entire army of think. _____ Worldgineer
*** Not the Happy Cuddle Club. _____ egnor
*** Now, More Pleasing Odor! _____ phundug
*** Number one on the no-fly list _____ bristolz
*** OK, we're here. Now what? _____ Canuck
*** Outside the bag the box came in _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
*** Please listen carefully, as our opinions have changed. _____ jutta
*** Please listen carefully, as our options have changed _____ waugsqueke
*** Professional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt. _____ waugsqueke
*** Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more. _____ DrBob
*** Puts the 'reek' in Eureka _____ Unnatrib. Jutta?
*** Quis custodiet custard? _____ moomintroll
*** Recalculations place it at 0.4999 _____ shapu
*** Reformatted to fit your screen _____ DrCurry
*** Renovating the wheel _____ stupop
*** Results not typical. _____ waugsqueke
*** RIFHMAO (Rolling in Flour, halfbaking my ass off) _____ sartep
*** Right twice a day. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Rye? Well, rye not? _____ Dog Ed
*** See website for details. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Strap *this* to the back of your cat _____ PotatoStew
*** Sugar and spice and unfettered insensibility. _____ Traditional Jutta?
*** Superficial Intelligence _____ bigsleep
*** Tastes Richer, less filling _____ XSarenkaX
*** Tempus fudge-it. _____ k_sra
*** The best idea since raw toast. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** The embarrassing drunkard uncle of invention. _____ baconbrain
*** The halfway house for at-risk ideas _____ globaltourniquet
*** The leaning tower of Piezo _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
*** The mutter of invention. _____ bristolz
*** The Out-of-Focus Group. _____ PeterSealy
*** There's no money in it. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** This ain't rocket surgery. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Thunk _____ thumbwax
*** Tip your server _____ XSarenkaX
*** Trying to contain nuts. _____ Basepair
*** Veni, vedi, fish velocipede _____ FarmerJohn
*** Veni, vidi, teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** Viva los semi-panaderos _____ 1 percent
*** Warm and Fussy _____ Canuck
*** We got your practicality ... right here. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** We have a low common denominator: 2 _____ FarmerJohn
*** What was the question again? _____ DrCurry
*** What's a nice idea like yours doing in a place like this? _____ Canuck
*** Where life irritates science _____ BunsenHoneydew
*** Why did I think of that? _____ half
*** Yeah, I wish it made more sense too. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** You could have thought of that. _____ Unattrib. Jutta?
*** You think Aha! We go ha, ha. _____ jackouttathebox
*** You want a piece of this? _____ XSarenkaX

...still has that new carp smell. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
[UB] or not [UB], that is the question. _____ baconbrain
<edited Jan 14 to improve second tagline> _____ Canuck
© Halfbakery MMIV _____ stupop
0.70710678118^2 _____ jhomrighaus
1,500 hours, 4 promotions, 2 jobs, and 1 spouse wasted and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. _____ Worldgineer
1. Shake 2. Bake 3. Turn on oven. _____ entremanure
1/2 B or not 2 B, what was the question? _____ FarmerJohn
1/2 price everyday _____ k_sra
1/6 pie please! _____ jhomrighaus
10,002 a space oddity. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
100% pure something. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
100% whole grain bullshit. _____ daseva
101 recipes for disaster _____ bigsleep
11111010001: A Space Odyssey _____ shapu
2 halves are better than a whole _____ BinaryCookies
2 out of 4 ideas consitute 50% of the halfbakery _____ BinaryCookies
2.5 loaves, 1 fish, and 2500 people to feed _____ RayfordSteele
20/20 hind site. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
21st century schizoid roll _____ globaltourniquet
3 of one, or a quarter dozen of another _____ noggins
49.999% pure _____ BinaryCookies
50 percent less irritating than regular ideas _____ globaltourniquet
50% Boneless Chicken _____ Mihali
50% chatter-free _____ Steve DeGroof
50% fully baked _____ BinaryCookies
50% of the time, it works everytime! _____ k_sra
50% of this site is half mental. _____ Canuck
5000 users plus on fish and buns. Miracle pending. _____ bigsleep
5bones/10buns=0.5baked _____ FarmerJohn
8 out of 10 bakers said their cats preferred it. _____ Ling
8 years and still operating at half-speed _____ UnaBubba
80 million sperm, and you're the one that got through? _____ Canuck
800 billion blowflies can't be wrong, can they? _____ UnaBubba
97% Fact Free _____ DrCurry
99.6% Zero-Wing reference free _____ globaltourniquet

A 1/2million ripostes, only used once. _____ UnaBubba
A Baker's Doesn't _____ deacon
A bit flaky _____ XSarenkaX
A bun! A bun! My kingdom for a bun! _____ UnaBubba
A cake of mistaken identity. _____ Canuck
A custard-filled speedbump on the information superhighway. _____ Canuck
A far cry. _____ DrCurry
A few pastries short of a baker's dozen. _____ DesertFox
a fine kettle of fish _____ k_sra
A firm half-nelson on reality. _____ baconbrain
A fistfull of Buns _____ S-note
A flair for the pedantic. _____ baconbrain
A free crutch with every croissant _____ po
A gluten nation _____ UnaBubba
A group of masterbakers _____ UnaBubba
A Gun in the Oven _____ deacon
A Ha'penny for your thoughts _____ stupop
A highly in bread family. _____ phundug
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou ... _____ Amos Kito
A knowledge suppository. _____ bigsleep
A law suit with a silver lining _____ bigsleep
A life without bread is painless _____ UnaBubba
A little song, a little dance, a little pastry down your pants. _____ Canuck
A long time ago in a bakery far, far away... _____ Canuck
A mind is a terrible thing _____ thumbwax
A mind is a terrible thing too waist _____ thumbwax
A minefield of information _____ UnaBubba
A misery wrapped in an enema _____ baconbrain
A modern scone age family. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
A mother of an invention _____ AbsintheWithoutLeave
A Neural Notwork. _____ bigsleep
A non prophet organization? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
A not-for-profiterole organisation _____ UnaBubba
A notion-going vessel. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
A pity for your thoughts _____ Spacecoyote
A pun is a terrible thing to waste _____ blissmiss
A quarter of double that much. _____ 3 fries shy of a happy meal
A right-brain treat _____ XSarenkaX
A rose by any other name is still not an invention _____ theircompetitor
A Satisfying Loaf _____ UnaBubba
A showcase of cocktail napkin _____ elhigh
A stitch in time repairs the quantum fabric _____ bigsleep
A stitch in time saves nine. A stitch in your finger hurts like hell. _____ DesertFox
A suffusion of yellow. _____ ato_de
A suppository for ideas. _____ bigsleep
A tempest 'n' a teacake _____ Steve DeGroof
A venture capitalist and his money are soon parted _____ Mihali
A waste of bites. _____ bigsleep
A watched thought never boils. _____ pottedstu
A way of half-life _____ thumbwax
Aahh...but is it art? _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Abandon all hope, ye who interfere _____ thumbwax
Abandon hope all yeast who enter here. _____ bristloz
Abandon scope all ye who enter. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
About as baked as sushi _____ Mihali
Abraca - oh. _____ pertinax
Absynthe for the soul. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Abuser friendly. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Accept no substitutes. _____ Canuck
Accidents waiting to happen _____ lurch
Accurate to within 100%. _____ DrBob
Act now; supplies are limited _____ XSarenkaX
actual contents may differ from picture _____ RayfordSteele
Actual product will (hopefully) differ from illustration. _____ phundug
Ad astra ad nausaem _____ bigsleep
Admission: $.50 _____ jhomrighaus
Admission: $1.00 _____ Canuck
Advanced notworking technology. _____ phundug
Afloat without resistance. _____ reensure
After a few shots, it was sounding like a better and better idea. _____ 21 Quest
Ah, you modified the whole thing deliberately. Gotcha. _____ 21 Quest
Ain't nobody here but us turkeys. _____ DrBob
All for the pun of it! _____ DesertFox
All proceeds go to charity. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
All sorts of illegal. _____ we don't eat them
All that's missing is verifiable knowledge _____ Worldgineer
All the cool kids are doing it. _____ notmarkflynn
All the way from outer slice. _____ imaginality
All your buns are belong to us. _____ xandram
Aluminum encomum. _____ Canuck
Always cooking something up. _____ XSarenkaX
always half toasted _____ xandram
Always half toasted", shirley! _____ 21 Quest
Am I missing something? _____ Amos Kito
Am I the only one here who doesn't speak Latin? _____ shapu
Amber waves of groan. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
America's fastest growing meaningless drivel _____ globaltourniquet
an acquired taste _____ Steve DeGroof
An endless appetite for distraction" _____ Steve DeGroof
An equal opportunity offender. _____ Canuck
an excellent source of riboflavin _____ bleh
An incubator from hell. _____ daseva
An infomaniac's porn site _____ sartep
and no, that wasn't a tag-line suggestion. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
And surely thet is the pun? _____ UnaBubba
Anno Domino _____ lurch
Anno horribilis _____ DrBob
Anno's by any other name is what we seek _____ Ling
Anno-ying isn't it? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Answering the age-old question. _____ Canuck
Anti-gravity makes the lightest pastries _____ lurch
antigravitylightsabre-sliced bread _____ sild
Antroprnure's gesucht. _____ methinksnot
apologies if this is already a tagline _____ xaviergisz
Apostrophobics Anomalous _____ lurch
Are we "they're" yet? _____ Canuck
Are we there yet? _____ daseva
Are you an innie or an outie? _____ Canuck
Are you intuit? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Are you still here? _____ RayfordSteele
Are you talking to me? _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Aren't you glad you're not paying for this? _____ elhigh
Artificially flavored. _____ XSarenkaX
as NOT seen on tv _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
As seen on a bag of frozen fish _____ Spacecoyote
As seen on Google _____ marklar
As seen on the internet! _____ rcarty
As the French say, "Pain non gain," (bread no profit) _____ FarmerJohn
Ask about our specials _____ k_sra
Ask not what your pastry can do for you _____ blissmiss
Ask not what your pastry can do for you but what you can do for your bakery _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Ask someone else what it means _____ UnaBubba
At the leaving edge of technology _____ FarmerJohn
Atlas, drugged. _____ RayfordSteele
Audio trouble is temporary, please stand by. _____ Canuck
Auraient-ils dormi (They would have been sleeping) _____ beauxeault
Automagic / Automagically _____ Dub
Available comicspace. _____ RayfordSteele
Available in a variety of flavors _____ XSarenkaX
Available in Technicolor _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator

Available soon in HD-DVD and Blu-Ray. _____ Canuck
Baby steps. Baby trips. _____ Amos Kito
Back in 5 minutes _____ UnaBubba
Back on the platter again _____ globaltourniquet
backseat 'baker _____ xandram
Bad science. _____ baconbrain
Bad to the bone. _____ XSarenkaX
Bake at your own risk _____ Zimmy
Bake it 'til you make it. _____ nihilo
Bake it yourself _____ XSarenkaX
Bake like a tree and leaf. _____ GumBob
Bake me _____ Detly
Bake me beautiful. _____ GumBob
Bake my day. _____ GumBob
Bake my day... Punk _____ thumbwax
Bake Off! _____ Canuck
Bake one for your elf. _____ imaginality
Bake softly and carry a big schtick. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bake that! _____ daseva
Baked not fried _____ k_sra
Bakefest; the most important melee of the day. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Baken, not stirred. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Baker Street Irregularity. _____ baconbrain
Bakers' Street _____ UnaBubba
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis _____ skinflaps
Bakers' treat. _____ Canuck
baking is futile. you _will_ be assimilated. _____ mihali
Baking on your behalf. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Baking the Unbakeable _____ ravenswood
Bare buns _____ theircompetitor
Barmy ideas _____ snagger
Baroque bread. _____ baconbrain
Be grilled by hardboiled eggheads _____ FarmerJohn
Be sure to enter our draw for a lifetime supply of fishbones. _____ Canuck
Be there. Do that. Get the t-shirt. _____ Steve DeGroof
Because annoying your friends just isn't enough. _____ notmarkflynn
Because it would have been pretentious to call it "Jutta's Realm". _____ Canuck
Because we're all torque, no traction. _____ 4whom
Beer, in solid form. _____ shapu
Beercycles? That's genius. _____ shapu
Beginner's mind... but so do most of the old timers _____ Unattributed
Best before baked. _____ imaginality
Best before date : brush teeth _____ bigsleep
Best before date(of posting). _____ rcarty
Best with a pinch of salt _____ Dog Ed
Betcha can't read just one. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Better a head than a loaf of bread _____ waugsqueke
Better living through entropy. _____ 5th Earth
Better than a rest. _____ Canuck
better than a stick in the eye _____ xandram
Beware of hitchhikers. _____ daseva
Beware the fishous criticism. _____ imaginality
Beware the ideas of March _____ UnaBubba
Beware the March of Ides! _____ DrCurry
Beware: Exploding Custard _____ BinaryCookies
Bibo ergo sum _____ crater
Bisected by No. 42. _____ Canuck
Bisectual. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bite off more than you can chew _____ XSarenkaX
Bite, Masticate, Ingest _____ Canuck
blah'g _____ theircompetitor
Blantanty Idionic _____ Ian Tindale
Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they shall show us the whey _____ Steve DeGroof
Blue-skies thinking for clouded minds. _____ lostdog
Blue-sky ideas, green-lighted and red-lined. _____ Steve DeGroof
Blurf? _____ sartep
Boiling the midnight Mountain Dew _____ mihali
Boing Boing Boingdy Boing. Oops. _____ Rods Tiger
Bone to the bad _____ JesusHChrist
Bone to the bad. _____ DesertFox
Boned by professionals _____ Spacecoyote
Bones away!!! _____ daseva
Bonfire of the Sanities _____ egbert
Bonhomienian Rhapsody. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bonk! _____ ato_de
Born to bun. _____ Canuck
bow or wow _____ noggins
Brain and croisbones _____ FarmerJohn
Brain not detected. Please type an idea to continue. _____ phundug
Brain spankin' new _____ saxman
Brain storm debris _____ FarmerJohn
Bread alone moves the wheels of the bakery. _____ daseva
bread and bakefest _____ xandram
Bread and breakfest. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bread and Circuses _____ deacon
Bread and Meet _____ UnaBubba
Bread for yes, fish for no. _____ UnaBubba
Bread Heads _____ rcarty
Bread in a laboratory. _____ DrBob
bread lightly and carry a big fishbone _____ theircompetitor
Bread made with levity. _____ sartep
Bread upon the oughttas _____ UnaBubba
Bread upon the waiters. _____ UnaBubba
Bread, yes, but mostly circus. _____ Unattributed
Breadcurdling _____ shapu
Breadlust _____ daseva
Breakfast in Bedlam. _____ imaginality
Breaking the mould. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bring Loaves and Fishes _____ UnaBubba
Bring out your bread! _____ sartep
Bring out your undead _____ UnaBubba
Bring us your boiled, your fried, your coddled ideas, yearning to be baked. _____ Canuck
build a better rodent ensnarement mechanism _____ Steve DeGroof
Building a belated mousetrap. _____ baconbrain
Building a better mouse strap. _____ baconbrain
Building a bitter mousetrap. _____ baconbrain
Bull Posters Will be Persecuted _____ ConsulFlaminicus
Bun for your lives. _____ bnip
Bun in the face of some perp _____ GumBob
Bun intended _____ theircompetitor
Bun is it art? _____ harderthanjesus
bun jour _____ theircompetitor
Bun of these days. _____ bnip
Bun voyage. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bun with the wind. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bunanza _____ theircompetitor
bunbelievable. (adj) _____ JesusHChrist
Bunblebee Tuna. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bunch of individualists, we are. _____ Dog Ed
Bunday sunny Bunday _____ Jaksplat
Bunfire of the vanities. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Bunnage a trois! _____ UnaBubba
Bunning the mid-nigh toil. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
buns of heel/zeal _____ JesusHChrist
Buns of steel. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Buns Over Broadway _____ UnaBubba
Bunzai! _____ bristolz
Burnt beyond intuition. _____ GumBob
But we bake twice as much _____ bungston
but what you can do for your bakery _____ blissmiss
But will you still respect me in the morning? _____ Canuck
but, WHY? _____ nick_n_uit
Butter and twisted _____ Basepair
Butter madness. _____ imaginality
Butteries not included _____ marklar
Buy one, set one free. _____ Canuck
Byte me _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal

caboodle only _____ pertinax
Calendar of Daze _____ UnaBubba
Call of the whyld? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Calling something with a croissant (crescent) logo a non prophet organisation might not be wise. _____ bigsleep
Can be hard to swallow _____ XSarenkaX
Can I a have the whole kingdom for half a horse? _____ theircompetitor
Can I have that to go? _____ cheesecake
Can you hear me now?...Good. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Canadian money at par _____ Canuck
Can't fake the bake or you'll own the bone. _____ nihilo
Can't spell halfbakery without ha _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Capital Banishment _____ theircompetitor
Careful! You'll have a synapse! _____ UnaBubba
Carp Diem (Fish of the Day) _____ angel
Carp Idiom _____ theircompetitor
Carpe Crustulum _____ leighzy
Carpe Ductum (grab the tape) _____ Steve DeGroof
carpe tunnel _____ theircompetitor
Catcher in the "Why?" _____ DrCurry
Causing headaches for ER docs since 1999. _____ shapu
Caution! Contents may be hot! _____ DesertFox
Caution! Do not eat! _____ shapu
Caution! Do not read this! _____ DesertFox
Caution! Don't press this button! _____ DesertFox
Caution! Halfbaking at work...Don't tell my boss. _____ sartep
Caution! The person you bone could be your sister _____ sartep
Caution, gravity has been replaced with levity beyond this point _____ UnaBubba
Caution: Contents may be hot, cool, or not _____ XSarenkaX
Caution: Fish crossing _____ Canuck
Caution: Immature content. _____ DrCurry
CAUTION: May be habit-forming! _____ UnaBubba
CAUTION: May be rabbit-forming! _____ UnaBubba
Caution: May cause unexpected synaptic activity _____ Steve DeGroof
Ceci n'est pas un croissant _____ waugsqueke
Charlatan's web. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
cheap at half the price _____ po
Cheap at half the wits _____ globaltourniquet
Cheaper shots available here _____ UnaBubba
Cheese is the new custard _____ bigsleep
Chew on this _____ XSarenkaX
Chew the fat : half the calories! _____ goff
Chews wisely. _____ Amos Kito
Chewy, doughy centers _____ bungston
Chicken soup for the brain _____ Steve DeGroof
Chicks dig scars. _____ shapu
Chock-full of something. _____ XSarenkaX
Choke it down, it's good for you. _____ XSarenkaX
City on the edge of Whatever. _____ RayfordSteele
Classic. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Cleanup isle twelve! _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
CLEAR!!! _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Clever dicks hang out here _____ UnaBubba
Click here for your free gift _____ UnaBubba
Click here to win a free membership. _____ Canuck
Close Cover Before Striking. _____ Canuck
Clown like a dunce with yoyo. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Club Sandwich _____ deacon
cockamamie hare-brained schemes R us _____ JesusHChrist
Cogito ergo bun _____ Tolpuddle Sartre
Cold Dogs! Getcha Cold Dogs! _____ UnaBubba
Colonel Mustard...in the Film Noir Home...with the Edible Gun? _____ stupop
Come back tomorrow and get one for half price. _____ Canuck
Come to me, oh Muse! _____ DrBob
Come to think of it. _____ pertinax
Comfort food. _____ XSarenkaX
Common cents. _____ Canuck
ConcatiNation. _____ shapu
Condimentally Challenged _____ quarterbaker
Consecutive days without a lost-time injury: 0. _____ shapu
Contains no preservatives. _____ Canuck
Contains savoury content suitable for miners _____ Canuck
contention of Bone. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
contents may collapse into wave-form during shipping. _____ RayfordSteele
contents may differ _____ RayfordSteele
Contents may have settled in shipment. _____ Canuck
Contents may unsettle. _____ pertinax
Cooking up a mild weather system _____ goff
Correct within an order of magnitude _____ phundug
Couldn't you go before we left. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Counselling sessions now forming. _____ shapu
crap ideum _____ k_sra
crappy day, hmmm? _____ RayfordSteele
Crappy Deum _____ zen_tom
Crazy? Like a fox! A crazy fox. _____ Amos Kito
Creating your better half _____ FarmerJohn
Creative Loaf. _____ Amos Kito
Crimes against humility _____ UnaBubba
CrispyCrunchyTenderFlakyCrust _____ BinaryCookies
Croissant au poisson _____ sild
Croissant good, fishbone bad _____ Canuck
Croissant Halved: See Edward Weston's Masterpiece, a 1930 B/W Photo - "Artichoke Halved" _____ thumbwax
Croissants - invented by Monsieur Croissant. Make Croissant Day a public holiday. Barmy ideas _____ snagger
Croissants left at owners discression _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Croissants were invented by someone French? _____ sartep
Cross ants & Croissants. _____ UnaBubba
Cross ants cross here. _____ UnaBubba
Crumb de la crumb _____ XSarenkaX
Crumby ideas _____ UnaBubba
Crumple it up, throw it in _____ JesusHChrist
Crusty yet raw. _____ pottedstu
Crusty, but tender; cruel, but fair _____ globaltourniquet
CSI:Miasma _____ UnaBubba
Curiosity killed the cat. Schrodinger stuck him in a box with nerve gas. _____ DesertFox
Curiosity killed the cat? Nah... _____ DesertFox
Currently seeking a custardonian _____ marklar
Curriosity kilt the cat. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Custard by the gallon _____ BinaryCookies
Custard filled. _____ Spacecoyote
Custard-filled Bioluminescent Socks For All _____ Steve DeGroof
Custardly schemes. _____ imaginality
Custard's last stand. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal

Dammit, can't you tell thixotropic from rheopectic? _____ lurch
Das Brot _____ globaltourniquet
Dead upon the waters. _____ UnaBubba
Debunking the myth. _____ Canuck
Deceptively complicated _____ TIB
Definitely NOT wholemeal _____ goff
Defrag in progress _____ DrBob
Delete as not applicable _____ marklar
Deliberate foolishness, inadvertent brilliance _____ elhigh
Delicious hot or cold. _____ Canuck
Demi soit qui bel y pense _____ General Washington
demi-Moore's law. _____ Basepair
Demi-pain. _____ bobzaguy
Deposit is non-refundable. _____ Canuck
Details upon request _____ lurch
Deviants are standard (around here) _____ neutrinos shadow
Did you remember to wipe your feet? _____ Canuck
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bread? _____ xandram
Did you wash your hands first? _____ 2ffries
Didn't I see this on a t-shirt? _____ Canuck
Different purpose, similar execution. _____ lurch
Digested slowly, regurgitated often. _____ daseva
Dilute before use. _____ DrCurry
Dip me in honey and throw me to the autoboner _____ UnaBubba
Disavow logic altogether _____ dpsyplc
Dish it out. _____ XSarenkaX
DNA testing in progress _____ oxen crossing
Do Bakedroids Dream of Electric Pastries? _____ bristolz
Do I half to? _____ daseva
Do I look like I give a damn? _____ Canuck
Do it your elf _____ k_sra
Do it yourselfishness. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Do my buns look big at this address. _____ marklar
DO NOT feed the troll _____ UnaBubba
Do you half a bun in the oven? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Do you half what it takes? _____ FarmerJohn
Do you have anything for a quarter? _____ Canuck
Do you have Flakes? We Do! _____ jhomrighaus
Do you have stairs in your house? _____ sartep
Do you like the taste of cold... french pastry??? _____ GumBob
Do you mind? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Do you smell something burning? _____ UnaBubba
Does not compute. _____ DrCurry
Does this website make my butt look big? _____ Canuck
Does your mother know you're here? _____ UnaBubba
D'oh conditioners. _____ baconbrain
Don't ask what your country can do for you. No. Really. Just don't ask. _____ RayfordSteele
Don't blame me; the dog just got paid. _____ lurch
Don't contact us _____ UnaBubba
Don't get mad, get custard! _____ DesertFox
don't get on the ship _____ Amos Kito
Don't get yer buns in an uproar _____ blissmiss
Don't give that troll a roll _____ Madradish
Don't give up your day job. _____ baconbrain
Don't just sit there! _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Don't open the box _____ marklar
Don't press that button. _____ DesertFox
Don't stand behind, understand? _____ UnaBubba
Don't start without me. _____ Canuck
Don't tell us there's no user serviceable parts inside. _____ lurch
Don't think! _____ UnaBubba
Don't worry, those eyebrows will grow back in no time. _____ Canuck
Don't you ever sleep? _____ Ling
Don't! _____ PeterSealy
Doubly delicious... half the price. _____ bobzaguy
dough be or not dough be _____ FarmerJohn
Dough ex machina _____ shapu
Dough nuts _____ goff
Dough unto others as you would have dough unto you _____ FarmerJohn
Dough! _____ barnzenen
Dough'n go there ! _____ UnaBubba
Down like a blunt with yayo _____ methinksnot
Download free Beta version - click here. _____ Canuck
Dragging technology into the 21st century... and back. _____ lurch
Dread upon the wafers. _____ UnaBubba
Dreams Freely Interpreted _____ UnaBubba
Drip dry. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Duck-billed platitudes. _____ lurch
Dude, where's my car. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Dysfunction over form _____ Worldgineer

E pluribus bunum. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
E Pluribus Demi _____ UnaBubba
E=mc^0.5 _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Early to bread, early to rise. _____ nihilo
Easier said than baked _____ Dog Ed
Easy as pie, in half the time _____ XSarenkaX
Easy bake coven. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Easy to do, hard to renounce. _____ UnaBubba
Eating is the half-life of life _____ bobzaguy
Eating raw cookie dough. _____ BinaryCookies
Eau de Humanité ! _____ UnaBubba
Edited highlights from your million typewriting monkeys _____ General Washington
Enjoys long walks on the beach _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
Enlarged to show flakiness. _____ RayfordSteele
Eponymous Bosh _____ UnaBubba
Eppur si muove _____ Steve DeGroof
err apparent _____ Amos Kito
Eschew Consternation _____ UnaBubba
Eurekas are red, Voilàs are blue, Halfbaked in a head, Is never thought through _____ FarmerJohn
Everybody kneads somebody. _____ pertinax
Everybody must get boned _____ Zimmy
everything half off! _____ Amos Kito

Factory Fiction _____ rcarty
Fahrenheit 225½. _____ baconbrain
Failure can be spoken in many languages. _____ shapu
Famous pastries, infamous seafood. _____ Canuck
Famous second-to-last words _____ elhigh
Faster Than Light Trouble _____ theircompetitor
Faster than the air-speed velocity of an unladen european half baked swallow. _____ skinflaps
Featuring regularly updated contempt _____ marklar
Feed me. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Feed your ego. _____ XSarenkaX
Feel the farce _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Ferrousy. _____ the_leopard
Feud for thought. _____ DrCurry
Fewer sticks for shaking than pedants at which to shake them. _____ shapu
Field of drums. _____ PeterSealy
Filling a much-needed gap. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
FInd your happy place _____ Canuck
Finding new ways to put the I in "team." _____ shapu
Finishing school for ideas _____ Unattributed
Fire from the Dogs _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
First post for a long while _____ kaz
Fish not, want not _____ blissmiss
Fish Styx _____ elhigh
Fishbones larger than depicted. _____ Canuck
Fishous criticism. _____ imaginality
flag half massed. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Flakey _____ Worldgineer
Flaky rehab. _____ cromagnon
Flaky. Really flaky. _____ Dog Ed
Flambé _____ thumbwax
Flambe of Dreams. _____ UnaBubba
Flamed to perfection _____ lumpy
Flame-grilled _____ UnaBubba
Flash in the Brain Pan _____ lummox
Flkuff of nutters _____ Spacecoyote
Floating ideas via neural buoyancy. _____ FarmerJohn
Flour power. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Floury speech _____ lurch
Fluffy _____ XSarenkaX
Flying the flag at half-arsed _____ UnaBubba
Following process from a safe distance _____ bigsleep
Foo for thought _____ beauxeault
food for fought. _____ Minimal
Food For Thought _____ jurist
Food of the demigods _____ Steve DeGroof
For a few Buns more _____ S-note
For Bakers who Rise at Noon _____ IgnorantImmigrant
For display purposes only. _____ DrCurry
For entertainment purposes only _____ XSarenkaX
For esperanto, premu oni _____ shapu
For fun or profiterole _____ angel
For the nucular family. _____ shapu
For when the light bulb over your head only sort of flickers a little bit. _____ notmarkflynn
For Whom the Buns Roll... _____ blissmiss
Forget the sleigh, Sorta Claus uses a Hullaballoon! _____ Canuck
Fork it over. _____ XSarenkaX
Form follows Function, but Function gives her the slip. _____ pertinax
Form stalks Function. _____ pertinax
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit ('Perhaps someday it will be pleasant to remember even this') _____ phoenix
Fortified with irony. _____ imaginality
Fortune favors the mold. _____ shapu
Fostered Flakes. _____ Canuck
Four fifths of US Americans could not locate on map _____ egbert
-Four scone and seven yeasts ago, our flourfathers baget froth on this Croissantinent a new notion, con-sieved in le buttery and dedicaked to the opposition that all men are to be crated sequentially. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Free box, cat not included. _____ Canuck
Free cat, box not included. _____ Canuck
Free Samples- Please take one. _____ notmarkflynn
FREE the KITTENS _____ saxman
Freelance baking. _____ XSarenkaX
Free-range, organic and dolphin-safe _____ Steve DeGroof
Fresh from the ovens of Dean and Deloco _____ blissmiss
Fresnel lenses for ideas _____ ravenswood
Freud for thought. _____ bigsleep
From all over the world, but strangely, it's all French _____ Mihali
From latent to patent. _____ Detly
Function follows form _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Futuaris nisi irrisus ridebis _____ Steve DeGroof

Gauges? We don' need no steenkin' gauges. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Gaurd'n of read'n _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Gazpacho soup for the soul _____ Steve DeGroof
Geegaws for rent _____ shapu
Geeks bearing gifts _____ Dog Ed
Generalization is our specialty. _____ Canuck
Geniish. _____ imaginality
Get a day job. _____ rcarty
Get a loaf of THIS. _____ XSarenkaX
Get 'em while they're hot. _____ XSarenkaX
get thee to a bunnery _____ spinglespangle
Get your crenellated cleavages here. _____ UnaBubba
Get your ideas stolen here. _____ bigsleep
Ghotibeaukn _____ sartep
Ghrhaeti Ghoti _____ Canuck
Giga til it hertz _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Give a man a croissant and you'll feed him for a day. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Give a man an idea, and he bakes for a day. Give a man halfbakery and he bakes for a lifetime. _____ GumBob
Give generously. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Give him a fishbone and he'll complain for weeks. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Give in to the half-craving _____ globaltourniquet
Giving the cod shoulder. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
giving you something to complicate _____ Amos Kito
Gluten for bunishment. _____ baconbrain
Gluten for pun-ishment. _____ baconbrain
gluttonous maximus! _____ sartep
Gnat genital remediation in progress. _____ Canuck
Go ahead, bake my day! _____ k_sra
Go fish _____ XSarenkaX
Go think outside. _____ Canuck
Goat-free zone _____ UnaBubba
Going off half crocked. _____ baconbrain
Gone fission. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Gonna take a semi-mental journey _____ friendlyfire
Good for Harf a Larf. _____ Schmendrick
Good with coffee _____ XSarenkaX
Good with morning coffee or afternoon tea _____ XSarenkaX
Gooey in the middle _____ XSarenkaX
Google brought me where? _____ Canuck
Gorge on it. _____ XSarenkaX
got brains? _____ xandram
Got custard? _____ beauxeault
Grade A goodness. _____ Canuck
Grating Expectations _____ bigsleep
Grey matter in Technicolor. _____ lurch
Groupthink, tanked. _____ RayfordSteele
Groupthink-tank. _____ RayfordSteele
Guaranteed free from all genetically modified bluetooth _____ Jinbish
Gyroscopically destabilised. _____ Basepair

h a l f b a k e r y: _____ BinaryCookies
h a l f b a k e r y: Not the patent office _____ BinaryCookies
Haflingers are welcome to horse around _____ Unattributed
HAHA! _____ k_sra
Hahahaha: that's just stupid! _____ jabbers
Hairs split while you wait. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Half a day late, half a dollar short _____ Canuck
Half a loaf, half a loaf, half a loaf onward. _____ Canuck
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste _____ lummox
half always toasted _____ xandram
Half an idea is better than none. _____ PeterSealy
Half as crumby _____ bobzaguy
Half baked! Half raw! _____ Unattributed
Half bitten, once shy _____ phundug
Half bun, will travel _____ ato_de
Half cast. _____ baconbrain
Half cooked, half raw, half burned to a crisp _____ Unattributed
Half farced. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Half moon shape, half lunatic ideas _____ evilmathgenius
Half of halfbakers are below average _____ FarmerJohn
Half of one, six dozen of the other. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Half of you are monkeys! "Take that back!" OK, half of you are not monkeys. _____ UnaBubba
Half of you are reading this right now _____ k_sra
Half of you are reading this right now. _____ k_sra
Half off if you order now _____ BinaryCookies
half past your bedtime. _____ daseva
Half pastime. - Walt Kelly _____ baconbrain
Half pie? Kei te pai! (Maori = that's good!) _____ sophocrat
Half right, half the time. _____ Canuck
Half Sirius. _____ baconbrain
Half the quantity, half the quality. _____ bigsleep
Half the rise, double the air. _____ Unattributed
Half the sum of 2 parts. _____ 21 Quest
Half the taste. All the fat _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Half the thought, twice the result... _____ 23 Quest
Half way there with no turning back _____ kaz
Half. Nothing more, most less _____ Mihali
Halfbake it once? Shame on you. _____ GumBob
Halfbake it twice? Shame on whoever didn't search the site before posting. _____ GumBob
Halfbake responsibly; don't think and drive. _____ Canuck
Halfbaked, not half-fried _____ UnaBubba
Halfbaked. Cooked to perfection. _____ Jinbish
Halfbakery is the mother-in-law of invention _____ FarmerJohn
Halfbakery: Buns for the lowest form of wheat. _____ froglet
Halfbakery: Crimes of imagination _____ Unattributed
Halfbakery: The father of invention (Neccessity is the mother, right?) _____ DesertFox
Halfbakery: Thousands of entrances, no exit _____ BinaryCookies
Half-bred conceptions. _____ rcarty
Half-cocked but well-fed. _____ hello_c
Half-empty _____ BinaryCookies
Half-fast-food for the brain _____ Dog Ed
Half-full or half-empty? At least it's half _____ BinaryCookies
Half-pat-a-cake _____ pertinax
Halfpenny for your thoughts? _____ 21 Quest
halfs and half nots _____ thumbwax
Half-satisfied? _____ globaltourniquet
Half-seas over. _____ baconbrain
halfterlife _____ thumbwax
Halftime shewbread. _____ baconbrain
Half-truths and rumours _____ UnaBubba
halfway across the internet before we realized we were lost. _____ daseva
Half-way hows _____ goff
Halfway over the shark. _____ baconbrain
Halfway to nowhere. _____ UnaBubba
Half-wits galore. _____ XSarenkaX
Halve a nice day. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Halve you chalked your queue? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Ham on wry _____ UnaBubba
Ha'penny for your thought. _____ FarmerJohn
Happy Halfoween! _____ DrCurry
Happy hour at the Error Bar _____ lurch
Have you ever thought outside the box, and stared inside the box while you were outside and all, and thought about what it would be like to be inside the box desperately trying to get out? Man, that would suck. _____ GumBob
Have you tried the halfeteria yet? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
HB bone home. _____ daseva
HB Invents _____ Minimal
He left it half dead, and with half its head he went galumphing back _____ lummox
He who loafs last... _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Heaven is a half-croissant _____ egbert
HEEEeeyyy 'baker 'baker 'baker... _____ daseva
Heh, the leaning tower of piezo _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Hello, and thanks for all the buns _____ theircompetitor
Help wanted. Apply within. _____ k_sra
Hemi-powered. _____ shapu
Here there be pedants. _____ notmarkflynn
Here today, scone tomorrow _____ etherman
Hey, they're not all gems. _____ sartep
High in fibre optics and ritalin. _____ bigsleep
High in unsubstantiated facts _____ marklar
Ho! Done? No! D'oh! _____ pottedstu
Hoity-Moiety _____ lummox
Home is where the half is _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Home is where the hearth is. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Home of the Dollar Pastry (half-orders available) _____ Canuck
Home of the Heisenburger _____ Steve DeGroof
Home Of The Hullaballoon _____ UnaBubba
Home of the nearly plausible _____ half
Home of the plier, pant, scissor, bellow, tong & pyjama _____ FarmerJohn
Home of the quarter ponder. _____ marklar
Home of the six-sigma wild-assed guess. _____ lurch
Home of the World Famous Hullaballoon. _____ Canuck
Home Sweet Home. _____ Canuck
Home-baked Filo-sophy _____ goff
Home-baked phyllo-sophy _____ XSarenkaX
Homo Incorrectus _____ UnaBubba
Honey, I'm home! _____ Canuck
Hot cross puns. _____ xandram
Hot Grill on Grill Action _____ Steve DeGroof
Hound of the Yeastervilles. _____ shapu
House Of The Rising Bun _____ UnaBubba
Houston we half a problem. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
how about: _____ Potato Stew
How best to angle for fishbones: Bobber, flycast, or troll? _____ normzone
How do you keep a troll busy? (Scroll down for answer). _____ Canuck
How does *that* stiffen your tulip? _____ LacusTrasumenis
How doesn't it work? _____ rcarty
How goes it? _____ phundug
How long it takes half a chicken to lay half a dozen eggs. _____ baconbrain
How many bones are enough? _____ Canuck
How many times must I say I told you so? _____ Canuck
How the Other Half bakes _____ pertinax
How very mimsy of you ! _____ UnaBubba
HTTP Error 404: Not Found _____ Canuck
Huh? Where am I? _____ UnaBubba
Hullaballoons'R'Us _____ UnaBubba
Hyperbole. _____ baconbrain

I already posted that idea. _____ Canuck
I ALWAYS wanted to grow up to be a giant, destructive super-monster! _____ Letsbuildafort
I am not a cook! _____ harderthanjesus
I bake therefore I am. _____ Canuck
I believe in Sorta Claus. _____ Canuck
I break for croissants _____ PotatoStew
I came, I saw, I annotated. _____ Madradish
I came, I saw, I concur _____ Spacecoyote
I came, I saw, I croissanted. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I came, I saw, I wondered. _____ DrCurry
I can't believe it's not baked! _____ thumbwax
I can't believe it's not better! _____ Canuck
I can't live in a world without loaves _____ UnaBubba
I can't remember what the line was or what my suggested improvement was _____ marklar
I could half thought of that. _____ rcarty
I dea, therefore I am _____ FarmerJohn
I defragmented my hard drive for this? _____ Canuck
I didn't think it would be necessary to get the point across. _____ theleopard
I don't get it. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I don't recall seeing you post an idea _____ sartep
I don't think you really understand the idea _____ baconbrain
I feel your pain. [But you have to say it with a French accent.] _____ DrCurry
I fixed your engine, and found these extra parts. _____ shapu
I had a couple of mome raths outgribing in my yard the other day _____ globaltourniquet
I had one, but the wheels fell off _____ Detly
I half a dream. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I half one of those! _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I have a 3-pack _____ marklar
I have a bream. _____ 2ffries
I have half a mind to put you in a half nelson. _____ xandram
I haven't verified if it makes sense _____ shapu
I kneed, I kneed...But seriously. _____ sartep
I loaf for this. _____ shapu
I love the smell of croissant in the morning. Smells like victory. _____ hidden truths
I love the smell of the halfbakery in the morning. It smells like... ingenuity. _____ Canuck
I really can't see any drawbacks to this idea. _____ saxman
I still can't get my head round the idea of ownership of flies. _____ Rods Tiger
I suppose sticking it in the microwave is out of the question? _____ po
I thought that was a suggestion for a tagline. _____ phundug
I tinker, therefore I am. _____ FarmerJohn
I was looking for Slashdot. _____ pottedstu
I wasn't trying to save the world, just the vain and self-interested _____ UnaBubba
I worry that my neuron may be copying from the existing taglines without telling me. _____ Dog Ed
I would like to propose a half toast! "Congradulations on recieving your half bun" _____ quantum_flux
I'd give my left nut for a croissant. (for Klaatu on hiatus) _____ Canuck
I'd like to buy a vowel, please. _____ Canuck
I'd like to buy a vowel. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Idea vs. Logo _____ Canuck
idea. _____ XSarenkaX
Ideaholics Anonymous. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Ideanetics _____ theircompetitor
Ideaology as the ology. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Ideas are like grapes, they need to be stomped to reach their potential _____ Unattributed
Ideas are not just born; they're bread. _____ Guy Fox
Ideas bone and bread at halfbakery _____ FarmerJohn
Ideas from A-M _____ marklar
Ideas on a Budget _____ lummox
Ideas whose time hasn't come. _____ DrCurry
Ideas whose time have crumb _____ JesusHChrist
Ideasyncrasy. _____ phundug
Ideat savants, heavy on the ideat. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Ideathon. Moderators are standing by _____ theircompetitor
Ideaunlogical solutions _____ FarmerJohn
Idée demi-fixe _____ FarmerJohn
Idiot croissant savants _____ FarmerJohn
If a man answers, hang up. _____ Canuck
If at first you dont succed, delete it and try again! _____ DesertFox
If at first you dont succeed, add custard. _____ DesertFox
If at first you don't succeed, fry and fry again _____ theircompetitor
If Beauty were Truth... _____ pertinax
If buns are outlawed, only outlaws will have buns. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
If Edison were here we’d be cooking with fusion _____ Unattributed
If everyone's left, even you can't be right _____ UnaBubba
If I may be allowed to toot my own horn: "Oh, it doesn't work! You LIE!!!" _____ Halfplus
If I'd wanted it to do _that_, we could have stopped at step 37. _____ lurch
If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet _____ neutrinos shadow
If it was easy everyone would do it _____ UnaBubba
If it was meant to work it wouldn't be here _____ UnaBubba
If it went without saying, it wouldn't be said, now would it? _____ shapu
If it's halfbaked, maybe it's only half thought out. _____ Canuck
If it's not broken, we'll fix it _____ Worldgineer
If it's not bun thing, it's another. _____ normzone
If only it had a point _____ UnaBubba
If they could bottle this, they probably wouldn't _____ ato_de
If we build it, it will run away _____ theircompetitor
If we're so smart, how come we're not rich? _____ pertinax
If wishes were fishes... _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
If wishes were rockets, 'Bakers would fly. _____ baconbrain
If you bake it, they will bone. _____ daseva
If you build it...they will crumb. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
If you can't take the heat... _____ XSarenkaX
If you die before it stops, it might as well be perpetual motion. _____ shapu
If you have half a mind to say something, go right ahead _____ DrCurry
If you think you can do better, you are sorely mistaken. _____ notmarkflynn
ifty-fifty _____ lummox
Ignoring the laws of physics since 1999. _____ k_sra
Igoraphobia. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I'll bet you didn't notice that this changes everytime... _____ Hunter797
I'll grind your bones to bake my bread _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I'll half what she's halving. _____ theircompetitor
Illigitimati non carborundum _____ phoenix
I'm gonna rephrase that: _____ 21 Quest
I'm not a numb boor, I'm half free man. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. _____ DrCurry
I'm surprised nobody thought of that yet _____ shapu
Immaculate bunception. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Impress, Ingest, and Incest _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
Improved means to an unimproved end _____ Zimmy
Improving the world, whether it likes it or not _____ PeterSealy
in cod we lust _____ RayfordSteele
In crust we trust _____ csea
In living monochrome. _____ shapu
In one year, and out the other. _____ DrCurry
in panis combusti fidamus _____ daseva
In pods we thrust _____ RayfordSteele
In stores how _____ Spacecoyote
In the end the love you take is equal to the buns you bake. _____ Canuck
In the event of an emergency...we didn't do it. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
In the land of the unimaginative, the halfbaker is king _____ FarmerJohn
In toast we trust _____ csea
Inbread folks cross here _____ UnaBubba
incense and intense ability _____ bigsleep
Incurable pedantics. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Injury + Insult _____ pertinax
Insert tagline here _____ PotatoStew
Insomniacs welcome! _____ DesertFox
Inspected By No. 42 _____ sartep
Inspiring future millionaires daily. _____ XSarenkaX
Intelligence is more than crust deep _____ DesertFox
International Pastry Accelerator _____ bigsleep
Into le rant? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Into the wild blue ponder. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Intraterrestrial abductions. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Invent, envision, as fast as you can; you can't match us; we’re the croissant clan _____ FarmerJohn
Invention's funny aunt. _____ reensure
Invisible Help File _____ egbert
Irreducible complexity _____ shapu
Irregular bowl movements _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Is it smaller than a breadbasket? _____ theircompetitor
Is it soup yet? _____ daseva
Is our children baking? _____ shapu
Is that a Hullaballoon in your pocket or are you just happy to be here? _____ Canuck
Is that all there is? _____ Canuck
Is that flour from genetically modified wheat? _____ beauxeault
Is your idée fixe broken? _____ lurch
It ain't over til you're sober. _____ Canuck
It feels like a punday... _____ Jinbish
It goes without saying _____ phundug
It goes without saying that one could build such an edifice using nuclear bombs _____ methinksnot
It never comes to the crunch. _____ Basepair
It really is a silly place _____ UnaBubba
It sounded much better in my head. _____ notmarkflynn
It takes bun to know bun. _____ DesertFox
It takes pun to know pun! _____ DesertFox
It works better if you remove the wrapper. _____ Canuck
It’s just not for breakfast anymore _____ Amos Kito
It’s like chatting with an old fiend. _____ Amos Kito
It's a bun wrap _____ theircompetitor
Its all over but the baking _____ Dog Ed
It's all right Ma, I'm only kneading _____ Zimmy
It's alright, officer, it's meant to look like that. _____ DrCurry
It's beginning to smell a lot like fishbones _____ sprogga
It's both absurd and self-referential _____ Steve DeGroof
It's even cruller than you think. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
It's kinda complicated... _____ UnaBubba
It's like a topical bake-ation. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
It's like bringing a knife to a bunfight. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
It's like winning the loitery. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
It's my own invention!" said the White Knight _____ pertinax
It's none of my business what you think _____ UnaBubba
It's not like we're holding a bun to your head. _____ UnaBubba
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. _____ Canuck
It's not perpetual motion, it just draws power from an unseen source that never needs to be replenished. _____ bleh
It's not that we're lazy - yes it is _____ shapu
It's not what you're thinking _____ k_sra
It's on knead to know basis. _____ xandram
It's only half the thought that counts... _____ 21 Quest
It's supposed to look like that. _____ Canuck
Its the baking part that counts _____ Unattributed
It's the Bubbles of Nothing... _____ UnaBubba
It's the thoughtlessness that counts. _____ DrCurry
It's uh, fishal. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
It's what's for dinner. _____ Canuck

Jacques Croissanteau; The inventor of Self-Contained Underwater Baking Apparatus. _____ rcarty
Jam was never meant to taste like that. _____ shapu
Jane, stop this crazy thing! _____ Steve DeGroof
Je pense, donc je suis un croissant. _____ gnomethang
Jesus: "The fish is gone? What about the bread?" _____ AfroAssault
Just a bunch of idioms. _____ xandram
Just a little snicker-snack. _____ UnaBubba
Just a pinch between arse and cranium _____ globaltourniquet
Just add logic. _____ daseva
Just add pedants _____ BinaryCookies
just add water _____ Mihali
Just another manic bunday _____ phundug
Just bake and serve _____ XSarenkaX
Just because _____ phlish
Just because we bone each other doesn't mean we can't be friends _____ sartep
Just being fishecious. _____ shapu
Just come over for a byte. _____ 2 fries shy of a happy meal
Just dough it _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Just eat it. _____ UnaBubba
Just for the halibut. _____ DesertFox
Just for the smell of it. _____ DesertFox
Just hang a tapestry over the hole, nobody will notice. _____ shapu
Just lightly toasted _____ bungston
Just saw this as a tagline _____ marklar
Just saw this as a tagline, nice _____ marklar
Just whipped up a little something. _____ XSarenkaX
Jutta - the thinking man's crumpet. _____ MaxwellBuchanan

Ka tohu hâwhe tonu matou, âke! âke! Âke _____ General Washington
Keep 'em crossed. _____ GumBob
Keep it under your secret hat. _____ sartep
Keep out of children. _____ lurch
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue. _____ Canuck
Keystroke of Genius _____ thumbwax
Kill Bill Joy _____ theircompetitor
Kiss the Cook. Bone the Baker. _____ AfroAssault
Known unknowns _____ Basepair

La crème de la crème anglaise _____ General Washington
Lame Duck Sanctuary _____ DrBob
Land of the rising bun. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Last one out, turn off the lights _____ k_sra
Late breadgistration. _____ shapu
Laughing all the day to the bunkum _____ UnaBubba
Laughing all the way to the bunk. _____ DrCurry
Law & Ordure _____ UnaBubba
Laws of Thermodynamics need not apply _____ coprocephalous
leading from the side _____ pertinax
Leave no scone unturned _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Leave the petty engineering to the little people. _____ baconbrain
Leavened Heaven. _____ Canuck
Leavened Levity _____ globaltourniquet
left field irrigation _____ pertinax
Left Field of Dreams _____ UnaBubba
Leggo my ego _____ RayfordSteele
Leonardo's nightmare. _____ Canuck
Less an incubator, more an abortion clinic _____ phoenix
Less moist than a salty snack-induced case of flatulence. _____ 21 Quest
Less pokey, more hokey. _____ shapu
Less than meets the eye. _____ boysparks
Let coyotes have the space to eat custard. _____ xenzag
Let me type, dam it _____ Halfplus
Let them eat croissants _____ egbert
Let them eat custard _____ Spacecoyote
Let them mete cake. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Let's toast that. _____ xandram
Liable to explode. _____ kaz
Life imitates fart _____ DrCurry
Life is a game of cheese. _____ DrCurry
Light and airy _____ XSarenkaX
Like a fine whine _____ Unattributed
Like a Hip Pocket in a Tshirt _____ UnaBubba
Like I give a shirt _____ UnaBubba
Like Mom used to make _____ k_sra
Like sliced bread, but flakier. _____ hidden truths
Like Starbucks without the coffee _____ Unattributed
Like you can complain. _____ sartep
Live the half life _____ marklar
Living on bread and whatifs _____ FarmerJohn
Loaf + Fish = Loafish _____ thumbwax
Loaf around. _____ XSarenkaX
Loaf is a many splendored thing. _____ Canuck
Loaf me tender _____ etherman
Loafing off. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Loathing bread for over 8 years now. _____ blissmiss
Logical Inexactitudes _____ bristolz
Logical Inexactitudes (apologies to Churchill) _____ bristolz
Longest abbreviations in the world. _____ baconbrain
Look away now _____ UnaBubba
Look Ma! I'm halfbaking! _____ GumBob
Look ma, no oven! _____ BinaryCookies
Looking for sympathy? It's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary _____ UnaBubba
Looks great on digital paper. _____ GumBob
Looks like I can't spell discretion. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
looks like spilled cat urine in outer space _____ waugsqueke
Loosely wrapped, completely bent. _____ baconbrain
Lord Of The Ringtones? Meet Lord Of The Fly Traps _____ theircompetitor
LOST: Have you seen this pastry? _____ Canuck
Lots of cooks spoiling lots of broth. _____ BinaryCookies
Lovely ideas, all halfbaked, all of the time _____ UnaBubba
Low calorie thinking _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Low calorie thinking. _____ st3f
Low in substantiated facts _____ marklar
Low on carbs, high on fluff _____ UnaBubba
Lunatics sans frontières _____ shapu

Mad to the bone. [shirley?] _____ DrCurry
Made fresh this morning _____ k_sra
Make Croissant Day a public holiday _____ snagger
Make mine a do over. _____ bigsleep
Make my half a double. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Make no bones about it. _____ xandram
Make your Easter bunny. _____ phundug
Makers of Academia Nuts _____ Unattributed
Makes a fine pedant when hung by the neck _____ Unattributed
Making a better world, one custard at a time. _____ DesertFox
Man cannot live on bread alone. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Man does not live on bread alone? Yeah, right. _____ theircompetitor
Man shall not live by bread alone... and straight fishbones doesn't work either. _____ lurch
Manna from Hoboken. _____ shapu
Many hands make sleight work. _____ pertinax
marked-for-consumption _____ Canuck
marked-for-delection _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
marked-for-depletion _____ Canuck
marked-for-engineering _____ bleh
marked-for-obfuscation _____ Canuck
marked-for-rejection _____ shapu
marked–for-tagline _____ daseva
Martin-Baker's litter box. _____ lurch
Masters in the art of filo-do _____ Steve DeGroof
Math hypnothith. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
May contain childish concepts _____ UnaBubba
May I have a large container of coffee? _____ Amos Kito
May leave a bad taste in your mouth _____ XSarenkaX
May leave an aftertaste _____ XSarenkaX
Maybe if we pull it just a little bit harder _____ harderthanjesus
Maybe if you turn this part around? _____ shapu
me or ow _____ noggins
Mea navicula pendens anguillarum plena est _____ Steve DeGroof
Measure twice, cut once _____ bobzaguy
Meet Sorta Claus's wife, Justa. _____ Canuck
Meet-loaf _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Melting into your cranial nooks and crannies _____ globaltourniquet
Mensa for halfwits _____ Dog Ed
Messy, inefficient, circuitous and occasionally accidental progress. [moomintroll] _____ baconbrain
Method. Now we just need Motive and Opportunity. _____ lurch
Microwaves, for teensy little surfers to ride. _____ UnaBubba
Midnight madness and mid-meeting musings. _____ baconbrain
Mie bad. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Mind over batter _____ Basepair
Mind the credibility gap _____ UnaBubba
Mine's a little crumby. _____ XSarenkaX
Missology 101 _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
mixing the wheat with the chaff _____ Steve DeGroof
Mmmm, crunchy! _____ DrBob
mmmm.... piecharts. _____ GumBob
Mmmm...Batter-y! _____ jurist
mmmm...custard _____ BinaryCookies
Mock turtle soup for the soul _____ Steve DeGroof
Modified since you were out. _____ baconbrain
Moist & pliable _____ angel
Momentary lapse of reasoning _____ theircompetitor
Monkey C++, monkey do _____ Jinbish
Monkey see, monkey do. _____ DrCurry
More "Carp Idea" than "Carpe Deum" _____ zen_tom
More bun for your buck. _____ Canuck
More buns in more places _____ Spacecoyote
More fraction than action. _____ Basepair
More froth, fewer bubbles _____ UnaBubba
More fun than a barrel of monk keys. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
More hot air than substance _____ Madradish
More obscure references than you can shake a baguette at _____ shapu
More pedants than the amount at which one is able to shake a stick. _____ globaltourniquet
More pedants than you can shake a stick at. _____ Canuck
More pedants than you can shake at a stick. _____ marklar
More pedant's than you can shake you're stick at. _____ Ling
More sane than the HAL bakery _____ marklar
Most folks use only half their brain's potential. We make do with a quarter. _____ 21 Quest
Mostly air _____ moomintroll
Mostly fixed, some not _____ po
Mostly fluff _____ XSarenkaX
Mostly unnatural. _____ Unattributed
Mostly useless. _____ DrBob
Mouse not detected. Right-click to continue. _____ Canuck
Much obliged. _____ rcarty
Muffin mountain. _____ cheesecake
Multiplying loaves; dividing fish. _____ nihilo
Murder on the Rue Pain. _____ shapu
Mustn't crumble, eh? _____ thumbwax
My carp runneth over. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
My idea could beat up your idea _____ shapu
My kingdom for a hors doeuvres _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
My other bakery is real _____ UnaBubba
My other car is a Hullaballoon. _____ Canuck
My pen has run out of think. _____ shapu
My sister bit a crøissånt ønce. _____ moomintroll

Natural Born Millers _____ theircompetitor
Naturally flaky _____ xandram
necessity's red-headed step-child. _____ baconbrain
Needless to say. _____ rcarty
Neither fish, flesh nor fowl _____ Basepair
Neither here nor there. _____ daseva
Neither style nor substance required. _____ Canuck
Never knowingly underbold. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Never stale. _____ XSarenkaX
Newer is not always better. _____ shapu
Newton Schmewton _____ ConsulFlaminicus
Newton was a coward. _____ shapu
Nice; more readable version _____ reensure
Night of the leavened bread _____ Spacecoyote
Night of the living bread. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
-Nights of the rant able. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
No brain, no petit pain _____ UnaBubba
No bun for you! _____ AfroAssault
No cash or drugs kept on premises _____ UnaBubba
No fluffy dogs allowed. _____ phundug
No left turn instoned _____ UnaBubba
No left turn unstoned _____ UnaBubba
No lifeguard on duty _____ XSarenkaX
No need for oven mitts _____ Canuck
No pastries were harmed in the making of this website _____ UnaBubba
No preservatives or artificial sweeteners. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
No promises. _____ XSarenkaX
No pun left behind... _____ DesertFox
No quarter asked. _____ Canuck
No refund without receipt. _____ Canuck
No refund without recipe. _____ Canuck
No scone left unearned _____ Steve DeGroof
No Smirking. _____ Canuck
No tolerance for intolerance _____ Antegrity
No, I'm Smarticus! _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
No, it's more like a standardised ineptitude test or a trial be fryer. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Nobody here but us sock puppets. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Nobody reads these anymore _____ Spacecoyote
Non-serious ideas are a different matter. _____ Basepair
Normal is back where you came from _____ UnaBubba
Not actual size. _____ RayfordSteele
Not affiliated with RolandCo, its agents, or distributors. _____ Canuck
Not all there. _____ XSarenkaX
Not also but only. _____ Basepair
Not available in shops. _____ DrBob
Not complex enough _____ normzone
Not dumbing down: dumbing sideways. _____ lostdog
Not enough broth. _____ bigsleep
Not even not even wrong. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Not for individual sale _____ waugsqueke
'Not for sissies.' _____ phoenix
Not half as dumb as we look. _____ Canuck
Not half as good as you think _____ XSarenkaX
Not half bad. _____ sartep
Not half full or empty, the glass is just too big. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Not half good _____ FarmerJohn
Not huffy, nor stuffy, nor tiny, nor tall but fluffy, just fluffy, with no point at all _____ UnaBubba
Not knowing is half the battle. _____ rcarty
Not known at this address _____ DrCurry
Not not a bad idea _____ TIB
Not quite well done. _____ XSarenkaX
Not sensible with today's technology. _____ DesertFox
not suitable for human consumption _____ benfrost
Not the freshest loaf in the pantry _____ BinaryCookies
Not the nun bun. _____ baconbrain
Not to be taken internally. _____ Canuck
Not today, thank you. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Not worth the paper it's written on. _____ AfroAssault
'Not your father's HalfBakery.' _____ phoenix
Not your grandma's recipe _____ XSarenkaX
Not, not, not... quipu. _____ UnaBubba
Nothing is irrational if you remove the point. _____ bigsleep
Nothing natural about it. _____ XSarenkaX
Notice that there’s no P in it. Keep it that way. _____ Amos Kito
Notion's eleven. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Now addled facts or perversities _____ UnaBubba
Now appearing on Google searches. _____ baconbrain
Now available in a variety of flavors _____ XSarenkaX
Now available in original flavor. Again. _____ RayfordSteele
now available with chocolate filling _____ kaz
Now contains more annotations! _____ Steve DeGroof
Now only half as many sins against Nature. _____ shapu
Now taking applications. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Now with a lemon scent _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
Now with half the fat and calories. _____ XSarenkaX
Now with less gravity! _____ k_sra
Now with more flames _____ UnaBubba
Now with more marshmallows! _____ k_sra
Now with more onomatopoeisis. _____ shapu
Now with more red pills! _____ shapu
Now with new alphabetical layout _____ UnaBubba
Now, cough! _____ DrCurry
Now, it's really very simple… _____ elhigh
Nucular free zone. _____ DrCurry

Obbligato _____ Ling
Obe One Cannolli _____ theircompetitor
Objects in monitor are closer than they appear. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Objects in site are grosser than they appear _____ FarmerJohn
Objects may appear smaller than actual size _____ Potato Stew
Occam's Flowbee _____ saxman
Occam's razor needs sharpening _____ UnaBubba
Och, bris, we hardly knew ye. _____ Canuck
Odd is my copilot. _____ DrCurry
Odd is my copilot. DrCurry, Mar 15 2006 ooh. I like that one. Bristolz, Mar 15 2006 _____ DrCurry
Odd is my Hullaballoon Copilot _____ TheAcrimoniusObfuscator
Officially the twenty third wonder of the world _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Oh-oh-oh-nnngh! _____ UnaBubba
OK guys, go out and give 50%! _____ FarmerJohn
Ok, I'll piezoff now. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
OK, I'm done... _____ notmarkflynn
OK, which way back to Earth? _____ Amos Kito
Old ideas don't die, they just bake away. _____ shapu
On a similar vain _____ marklar
On Golden Ponder. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
On the eighth day, God halfbaked. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Once bunned, twice boned. _____ nuclear hobo
Once bunned, twice burned _____ blissmiss
Once upon a thyme. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
One 'bakery, under dog. _____ daseva
One flew over the Couscous nest. _____ 2ffries
One for all and all for nothing. _____ DrCurry
One goes in; half comes out! _____ UnaBubba
One half debase times the height. _____ sartep
One Hullaballoon, two Hullaballoons, three Hullaballoons... _____ Canuck
One in every other box. _____ DrCurry
One nation, OHMYGOD! _____ shapu
One point five out of three aint bad. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
One slice fits all. _____ shapu
One small spark for man, one great bonfire for mankind. _____ DesertFox
One small step for man, one giant croissant for mankind _____ neilp
One with everything _____ Steve DeGroof
One, two, three, fourteen _____ shapu
Only 1 side to this story _____ bristolz
Only available in original flavour. _____ bigsleep
only half a hobby _____ rrr
ooh. I like that one. _____ bristolz
Oops, I didn't dough. _____ skinflaps
Open 12 hours a day _____ Mihali
Open other end. _____ DrCurry
Open other other end _____ UnaBubba
Open Sesame Bun! - MFD Magic _____ bigsleep
Open Sesame Street _____ UnaBubba
Open Source Sesame Bun ! _____ UnaBubba
Opening this site may void your computer's warranty. _____ baconbrain
Operation Dessert Storm _____ Unattributed
Operators are standing by. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Order now and we'll throw in a free cat! _____ lurch
Ordinary, we got. Legendary takes time. _____ Canuck
Other-half Wits _____ pertinax
Our KISS rule: Kaput Inventions Seemingly Sound _____ FarmerJohn
Our mothership is a Hullaballoon. _____ Canuck
Out of every three ideas here, half of them are bad. _____ baconbrain
Out to lunch. _____ DrBob

P and/or A's box. _____ 2 fries shy of a happy meal
P(fail) = 0.5 _____ shapu
Pain au crème Anglais _____ Jinbish
Panem et Ideam (Bread and Ideas) _____ UnaBubba
Pants pressed while you wait. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Pardon? _____ pertinax
Parental guidance suggested _____ DrCurry
parse the buns, please _____ csea
Pastries Without Borders (or) Croissant Sans Frontieres _____ marklar
Pastry to popular belief _____ UnaBubba
Patent punding. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Patent rending. _____ shapu
Patent-free since 1998. _____ baconbrain
patently absurd _____ Amos Kito
Patently not patentable _____ FarmerJohn
Patently oblivious _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Patently pointless _____ egnor
Pay at the troll booth. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Pearls of wisdom before whine. _____ sartep
Pearls of wisdom: Peals of laughter _____ Ling
Pearls of wishdom _____ Dog Ed
Pearls of wiz dumb. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
pedant pending. _____ moomintroll
Peer pressure cooker. _____ Canuck
Penny droppings _____ Steve DeGroof
Penny Loafers _____ deacon
Perish the thought. _____ rcarty
Perpetual annotation machine. _____ RayfordSteele
Perpetual emoticon machine. _____ RayfordSteele
perpetual motion sickness _____ theircompetitor
Perpetual notion machine _____ Basepair
Persistence is futile _____ half
persistence is futile. you _will_ be assimilated _____ Mihali
Petit Pain _____ UnaBubba
Petitio principii ('Begging the question') _____ phoenix
Petrified would. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
phyllophilia and ichthyophobia _____ bigsleep
Pick any two: fast, inexpensive, accurate. _____ Canuck
piecemeal improvements _____ Amos Kito
pie-in-the-sky? _____ Unattributed
piezo cake _____ xandram
piezo pie _____ xandram
piezo pizza _____ xandram
Plain-text rorschach. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Play with your food _____ XSarenkaX
Please Disturb: DNA testing in progress _____ oxen crossing
Please do not feed on the pedants. _____ lurch
Please do not feed the pedants. _____ Hunter797
Please do not feed the trolls. _____ DrCurry
Please excuse us while we redesign our users. _____ DrCurry
Please keep off the grass _____ PotatoStew
Please leave your sanity at the door _____ BinaryCookies
Please read user agreement before entering. _____ Canuck
Please stand by _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Please, don't feed the animals. _____ k_sra
Pointless <shrugs> _____ angel
Pointless development of something silly _____ lewisgirl
Ponder, Tinker & Bodge _____ Steve DeGroof
Post Gripenuts surreal. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
POST NO BILLS / BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED _____ notmarkflynn
Postona non-gratis. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Posts Toasted _____ Canuck
Poten seeks kinet. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Pour quoi? _____ bobzaguy
Poured down the side _____ shapu
Pouring coal on troubled waters. _____ david_scothern
Preheat head for one hour. _____ notmarkflynn
Press that button! _____ DesertFox
Prestidigitization. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Pretending to work. _____ baconbrain
Primordial idea sea _____ FarmerJohn
Primordial soup for the soul _____ Steve DeGroof
Product dawnings. _____ imaginality
Professional croissant. Do not attempt. _____ waugsqueke
Progress, half an idea at a time _____ Canuck
Prometheus bunned. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Prometheus in a thunderstorm _____ UnaBubba
Prometheus Un-bunned. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Prometheus, browned. _____ shapu
Proof anything can be improved with explosives _____ AfroAssault
Protrary to popular belief. _____ shapu
Pssst, wanna buy half a bun? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Pssstt! Wanna Join A Medical Trial? _____ UnaBubba
pudding ideas here _____ xandram
Punny. Really punny. _____ BinaryCookies
Purebread. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Purely hyperthetical. _____ shapu
Purveyors of fine pastries since 1999. _____ jtp
Put in your 1¢ worth. _____ nick_n_uit
Put on your 3D glasses now _____ Amos Kito
Put yer buns right here. _____ sartep
Put your hearth into it. _____ reensure
Puts the vent in "invention". _____ pottedstu
Putting the "ache" in Halfbakery. _____ baconbrain
Putting the "Arrr" in "pirate". _____ DrCurry
Putting the "complex" in "inferiority complex" _____ pertinax
Putting the crap before the hoarse. _____ Canuck

Que? _____ DrBob
Questionable _____ PotatoStew
Quit your day job. _____ rcarty

Raisin Cain _____ shapu
Random _____ PotatoStew
Raped and Ravaged Repeatedly _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
Rarely baked. _____ Worldgineer
Rat's Ass Donations Accepted Here _____ Canuck
Raw in the middle. _____ XSarenkaX
Read the HELP file _____ UnaBubba
Readers Indigestible _____ deacon
Real Fantasy _____ UnaBubba
Real smoke, fake mirrors. _____ lurch
Recalculations place it at 0.4999 _____ shapu
Recipe-for-disaster. _____ xandram
Recipes for disaster _____ po
Recommended by 9 out of 10 mad scientists _____ Steve DeGroof
recommended by four out of five pedants _____ Mihali
Re-commented by three out of four doctors. _____ 2 fries shy of a happy meal
Recycling ideas, into something useless. _____ UnaBubba
Redecorating the wheel. _____ bigsleep
Redefining the meaning of Flatbread _____ Unattributed
Reduced to hide texture. _____ phundug
Reductio ad absurdum _____ marklar
Reformatting your hard drive. Please stand by. _____ Canuck
Refresh this page for a better joke here. _____ notmarkflynn
Refreshing new taglines. _____ rcarty
Regurgitate it. _____ XSarenkaX
Relaxatives. _____ DesertFox
Release your inner baker _____ UnaBubba
Resident parking only. _____ Canuck
Respect thy elders! _____ GumBob
Restricted Area: Authorised Personnel Only _____ UnaBubba
Results may vary _____ thumbwax
Results typical. Do not attempt. _____ shapu
rhyme and reason _____ theircompetitor
right. right. _____ Zimmy
Rise to the occasion. _____ XSarenkaX
Roll Modelling _____ UnaBubba
Roll the bones. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Rolled *and* Folded _____ UnaBubba
Rollin' in dough _____ Dog Ed
Rosetta Scone. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Roudily resenting new ideas _____ marklar
Rubik's cubical. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Rule of crumb. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal

Same thing we do every day Pinky, try to bake over the world. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Sans sanity _____ DesertFox
Sauces differ. _____ pertinax
Save the engendered specious, today! _____ UnaBubba
Saving ingenuity half a croissant at a time _____ globaltourniquet
Schrodinger's other pet _____ PotatoStew
Schroedinger's Croissant _____ Steve DeGroof
Science of the damns. _____ imaginality
Scone cold. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Scribblings in the margins. _____ baconbrain
Se habla profiterole. _____ PeterSealy
Season to taste _____ XSarenkaX
Second site _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Seek help if swallowed. _____ DrBob
Seize the dough. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
seldom stupid; often silly _____ pertinax
Self-irrelevantial _____ shapu
Self-raising, if you know what we mean _____ globaltourniquet
Semolina or Durum? _____ Canuck
Semper Croissant. _____ Canuck
Send in the llamas! [Actually, we probably can't just lift advertising lines, but that is one great advert. Even if I can't remember what it's advertising.] _____ DrCurry
Sends all the wrong cigars. _____ bigsleep
Seperating the buns from the bunyips. _____ sartep
Serendipsy _____ UnaBubba
Serious discussion about ridiculous notions. _____ rascalraidex
Serve chilled _____ harderthanjesus
set transporters to “stun” _____ Amos Kito
Seven, and a few little fishes. _____ Zimmy
Seventh-inning kvetch _____ PotatoStew
Sh, abby little ego at work _____ UnaBubba
Shake a stick at *this*, pedant! _____ globaltourniquet
Shaken not stirred. _____ DrCurry
Shakespeare wrote precisely zero sonnets about bread. with good reason. _____ shapu
Shaking, not stirred. _____ DrCurry
Shelter in a brainstorm. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Ship of Fools. _____ notmarkflynn
Shirley: your elf. _____ sartep
Should be: More pedants than you can shake a [sic] at. _____ craigts
Sift through a few _____ XSarenkaX
Sign up for our Creek Rowing Supplies franchise. _____ bigsleep
Siht place si weird _____ the leopard
Silliness Sanctuary _____ XSarenkaX
Situation Wanted: Myth Debunker. _____ Canuck
Six of one… _____ shapu
Sketchy _____ Potato Stew
Sketchy _____ PotatoStew
Sleepers, bake! _____ UnaBubba
Slightly undercooked. _____ XSarenkaX
Slippery when whet. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Smart+bored=half/baked _____ elhigh
Smell that? _____ XSarenkaX
So obvious. So easy. It must have been a setup. _____ shapu
So they didn't get it. Whatcha gonna do now? Cut off your ear? _____ sartep
So who’s laying the eggs? _____ Amos Kito
So, you think you know bun-fu? _____ harderthanjesus
Soft underbelly of the upper crust _____ Dog Ed
Sold by wait, not by valium _____ PotatoStew
Sold by weight, not by volume _____ beauxeault
Solutions in search of a problem _____ ravenswood
Some assembly required _____ k_sra
Some of the best ideas have a half-life _____ sartep
Some side effects may include aching sides _____ sartep
some thrown tomatoes _____ XSarenkaX
Somebody actually thought this would be a good idea. _____ XSarenkaX
Someone left the other half out in the rain. _____ Canuck
Someone raided the pantry _____ Mihali
Someone's in the Kitchen with Dynamite.' _____ ravenswood
Something baked this way buns. _____ nihilo
something so stupid that you can't stop thinking about it. _____ JesusHChrist
something. _____ sartep
Son of a bun. _____ xandram
Son of a fish! _____ shapu
Sorta Claus is watching you. _____ Canuck
Sorta Claus says naughty = fishbone, nice = croissant. _____ Canuck
Spelt out. _____ cheesecake
Spin the world faster, I wanna take off. _____ bigsleep
Split hair-brained ideas _____ FarmerJohn
Spreadable. _____ XSarenkaX
Squeal like a pig, boy! _____ UnaBubba
Standard deviation from the norm. _____ bigsleep
Standard deviation. _____ rcarty
Standing on the shoulders of trolls. _____ Canuck
Stays crispy in milk _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Stealing coins from the fountain of wisdom. _____ Detly
Stereoprototypical. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Stick this where the bun don't shine. _____ Canuck
Sticky buns & smoked fish _____ Canuck
Stinking out of the box. _____ Unattributed
Stop and smell the flour _____ Madradish
Stop arguing, start baking _____ globaltourniquet
Stop it, or we'll have to take half measures. _____ theircompetitor
Stop shaking your stick, and wash your hands. _____ pertinax
Straight from the hearth. _____ imaginality
Stream of subconsciousness _____ hippo
Streamlined bread. _____ baconbrain
Stupid is as stupid does _____ k_sra
Subject to change without notice. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Such is the bakery _____ skinflaps
Such Kassidy and the Bundance Cid. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Summa assemblage requited. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Sunshine on a brainy day. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Superfluous irrelevance _____ neutrinos shadow
Suppose-itory. _____ shapu
Sure it'll work... theoretically _____ neutrinos shadow
Sure you can halve seconds. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Surfival of the fit test. _____ 4 fries shy of a happy meal
Surrender monkey food welcome _____ etherman
Survival of the unfittest _____ elhigh
Suspend disbelief _____ UnaBubba
Sweeten to taste _____ XSarenkaX
Swim at your own risk _____ XSarenkaX
SWING 'Baker! _____ daseva

t o m f o o l e r y _____ Canuck
Taken for granite. _____ Canuck
Takes the rise out of your loaf _____ DrBob
Taking insignificance to new heights _____ lurch
Taking invent ory. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Taking pastry seriously since 1999. _____ Canuck
Tartar Sauce available upon request _____ thumbwax
Tarts and Snickers _____ Steve DeGroof
Tastes funny _____ XSarenkaX
Tastes just like home-made. _____ Canuck
Tasty Prorated Pastry _____ lummox
Technical difficulties are temporary. Please stand by. _____ Canuck
Temporarily closed for maintenance _____ UnaBubba
Temporarily out of service _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Terminal Illogical Inexactitudes _____ bristolz
Terminal Logical Inexactitudes _____ bristolz
Terminal Logical Inexactitudes _____ bristolz
Terrible ideas brilliantly debated _____ elhigh
Terrific lights _____ Dub
Terrified of Ron Popeil _____ shapu
Thank you for those four hours. _____ pertinax
That and a cup of coffee will get you a cup of coffee. _____ baconbrain
That used to be a tagline. (It was retired in 2006.) _____ jutta
That's not a croissant - that's a coprolite. _____ coprocephalous
That's not an insult... THAT's an insult! _____ UnaBubba
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. _____ JesusHChrist
The 2nd lowest common denominator _____ UnaBubba
The adjacent impossible _____ saxman
The Angry Bread Planet. _____ Canuck
The armpit of science. _____ baconbrain
The association free, free association association...free. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The bagel has landed _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The Bake Sale Clearance Rack _____ TheAcrimoniusObfuscator
The Bigger Half of the Plan _____ lummox
The blatantly obvious is out there. _____ bigsleep
The bonfire of the sanities _____ coprocephalous
The bread must be baked. _____ david_scothern
The Bun Of Bakersville _____ theircompetitor
The Bun rises in the Yeast _____ xandram
The bun stops here. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The bun-fight of the vanities. _____ coprocephalous
The bunned leading the boned _____ sartep
The buns of Navarone _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The bunteous abundance of a munificently boneficent creator. _____ JesusHChrist
The can of worms _____ marklar
The cave paintings of science. _____ baconbrain
The Church Of Idealogy _____ theircompetitor
The collective half conscious. _____ 2ffries
The deadbeat father of invention _____ Steve DeGroof
The difficult, we bake immediately. The impossible takes half that time _____ FarmerJohn
The doubtful romantic tale of a floating toaster: Buoyant meets grill _____ xenzag
The dough also rises _____ Dog Ed
The dreams that stuff is made of _____ Steve DeGroof
The eighth wander of the world. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The end doesn't justify the beans _____ theircompetitor
The Faci nation. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The fish bowel moves _____ half
The Ford Bread-sel _____ Unattributed
The freebakers lodge _____ marklar
The French *bread* Connection _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
The frottage of philology and flanerie. _____ lurch
The gapes of wath _____ UnaBubba
The glass is half missing _____ theircompetitor
The good, the bad and the boned _____ S-note
The good, the bread and the ugly. _____ sartep
The gooey center of the internet _____ Unattributed
The Grapes of Sloth _____ UnaBubba
The grass is always greener. _____ Canuck
The Grateful Bread _____ rcarty
The greatest thing prior to sliced bread _____ phundug
The greatest thing since... _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The half-bakelite of plastic thinking. _____ FarmerJohn
The halfbaker and his dough are soon parted _____ FarmerJohn
The Halfbakery is mightier than the sword. _____ Canuck
The Halfbakery is to a think tank as a concussion is to brain surgery. _____ 21 Quest
The halfbakery is to a think tank as a gunshot to the head is to brain surgery. _____ 21 Quest
The halfbutcher and the halfcandlestickmaker are just jealous. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The half-staff of life. _____ Canuck
The halves and the half nuts. _____ Schmendrick
The head bone's connected to the fish bone. _____ FarmerJohn
The home of String Cheese Theory. _____ DrCurry
The Ideation Station. _____ Canuck
The Institute Of Inadvertent Research _____ Ian Tindale
The Inventions Of Dorian Gray _____ UnaBubba
The Juttasons - bakers of the future. _____ FarmerJohn
The Ketchup's in the Rye _____ hollajam/ldischler
The less we know, the longer the explanation _____ BG
The library of Juttalexandria. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The lost croissantinent of Atlastness. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The lower crust. _____ UnaBubba
The management is not responsible. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
The milk and cookies of human kindness _____ Dog Ed
The moral equivalent of "Wha?" _____ baconbrain
The most Cod-forsaken place on the internet _____ UnaBubba
The most expensive machines never built. _____ shapu
The mulls of cod grind slowly _____ UnaBubba
The natives are re-volting. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The non-necessities of life _____ bungston
The not-so-fertile crescent. _____ nihilo
The number of the yeast. _____ Jinbish
The Official Hullaballoon Pilot Training School. _____ Canuck
The one that Necessity keeps shackled in the attic. _____ AfroAssault
The opposite of research. _____ baconbrain
The other why t'meet. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The oven is on, but nobody's home _____ Mihali
The path of feast resistance _____ theircompetitor
The path of yeast resistance _____ Detly
The power of postulate thinking. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The qualm before the storm. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
The Quasibakery is over there _____ Unattributed
The real value of pie. _____ UnaBubba
The realm of flying fish bones and bread boomerangs _____ FarmerJohn
The road to hell is paved with bad inventions _____ theircompetitor
The Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence _____ Basepair
The search for half-truth _____ theircompetitor
The second half aren't, and the third half shouldn't. _____ Ling
The semicircle of life _____ FarmerJohn
The seven breadly sins. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The Sisyphus of science. _____ baconbrain
The site of one hand clapping. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The sound of one hand clapping. _____ XSarenkaX
The sound of one, hand-clapping _____ Canuck
The staph of life _____ AbsintheWithoutLeave
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. _____ xandram
The taming of the shrewd. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The taste of incongruity _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
The theory of creativity. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The theory of realativity _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
The Tourette's of science. _____ baconbrain
The tyranny of the perjorative _____ globaltourniquet
The unworthy and the bunworthy. _____ imaginality
The venture capital of the internet _____ Steve DeGroof
The whole is greater than the sum of its farts. _____ daseva
the willing emulsion of disbelief _____ pertinax
The wise man knows he is a fool - and we're the wisest _____ shapu
The Yeast of Your Worries _____ UnaBubba
Then what's *that*? _____ pertinax
Then, add water _____ theircompetitor
Theory of irrelativity _____ Jinbish
There are many wrong answers. _____ pertinax
There is no "i" in halfbakery. _____ Canuck
There is nothing to see here, move along _____ UnaBubba
There's a bun in the oven. _____ skinflaps
There's a fine line between pressure and sane _____ UnaBubba
There's a recipe for rum balls ? _____ bigsleep
There's no accounting for taste _____ XSarenkaX
There's no place like loaf _____ BinaryCookies
There's really only five of us. _____ nick_n_uit
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA _____ BinaryCookies
they’re as scared of you as you are of them _____ Amos Kito
They're not all gems _____ Steve DeGroof
Thicks atrophy? _____ 4whom
Things that make you say "doh". _____ xandram
Think again. _____ Amos Kito
Think up an original idea; win a pair of edible socks _____ Unattributed
Think, thank, thunk. _____ Canuck
Think: Fruit Loaf _____ Unattributed
Thinking at the speed of thinking. _____ Canuck
Thinking outside the box factory. _____ moomintroll
Thinking outside the lines. _____ Canuck
Thinking outside the lox. _____ DrCurry
This bread tastes funny. _____ Letsbuildafort
This is a holey place. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
This is a rhetorical answer. _____ Canuck
This is no place like home _____ Canuck
This is not a croissant. _____ XSarenkaX
This is pure naansense. _____ phundug
This is why no one understands you. _____ notmarkflynn
This is why you need a better search engine. _____ Canuck
This isn't your grandma's half-pastry _____ globaltourniquet
This means something... _____ GumBob
This message will elf destruct. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
This one time on MacGyver, he… _____ baconbrain
This was left on our doorstep. Is it yours? _____ Canuck
This way to the regress. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
This won't hurt ... much _____ k_sra
This, too, shall pass. _____ shapu
Thixotropic _____ UnaBubba
Those aren't chocolate chips. _____ seal
Those who can, bake… those who can't, halfbake _____ hidden truths
Those who can't do. _____ baconbrain
Thought For Food _____ UnaBubba
Thoughts, without that pesky Th. _____ bungston
Three hundred pedants can't be half-wrong _____ globaltourniquet
throw some bread upon the water and it will return, soggy _____ po
Thus began the inventure _____ Amos Kito
Thyme and plaice _____ UnaBubba
Tis a silly place. _____ 21 Quest
Tis batter to halve loaved and tossed than never to half loaved a troll. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
'Tis better to half loafed and lost then never to halve loaved it all. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
To bake is human, to Halfbake divine _____ Dog Ed
To bake, or not to bake! That is the question! _____ DesertFox
To Futility and Beyond! _____ MaxwellBuchanan
To Patent Office as Asylum is to University. _____ lurch
Toastally random. _____ imaginality
toasted always half _____ xandram
Today's technology tomorrow _____ Basepair
Toes by any other name still smell like feet. _____ DesertFox
Tolerance limits may vary. _____ DrBob
Tomfoolery at its finest. _____ shapu
Too clever by a quarter. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Too many bakers can't spoil a bad idea _____ XSarenkaX
Too many kooks in the kitchen. _____ seal
Too many kooks... _____ pertinax
too smart by half _____ xaviergisz
Toys in the erattic. _____ 2ffries
Trap for the unwary _____ egbert
Trespassing weak premises _____ marklar
Trifles and sauce _____ Steve DeGroof
Trillions of neurons all misfiring at once _____ half
Trite untested _____ marklar
Trolling for pastry. _____ Canuck
Try it, you'll loave it. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Try the meatloaf _____ k_sra
Turn left right here. _____ Canuck
Turning instant water into whine since 1999 _____ UnaBubba
Twas my lucky bun-day. _____ bnip
twelve-blackbird pie _____ pertinax
Twice the fat, half the calories _____ DrCurry
Two for the price of one. _____ UnaBubba
Two quarter croissants. _____ baconbrain
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. _____ Canuck

Um... er... anyway, I... huh? _____ neutrinos shadow
Umm...no. _____ nick_n_uit
umop apisdn _____ thumbwax
Unauthorized personnel only. _____ DrCurry
Unclearly brilliant. _____ imaginality
Uncommon denominator. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Uncommon nonsense. _____ DrCurry
Unconscious derision. _____ UnaBubba
Under your crumb. _____ shapu
Unholy Plaice _____ UnaBubba
unique whallop or to nettle EMP lawyer. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Unlimitless applications. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Unmark me, you cretin. _____ methinksnot
Unnecessity is the mother of our inventions _____ FarmerJohn
Unnecessity: The mother of dissension _____ UnaBubba
Unsafety dance. _____ shapu
Unsaturated solutions _____ Steve DeGroof
Unsound ideas _____ UnaBubba
Unspeakable ideas. _____ UnaBubba
Unsweetened _____ XSarenkaX
Up to 50% or more! _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Use of this website constitutes acceptance of its terms and conditions. _____ Canuck
Use your loaf _____ Minimal
Utter bollocks _____ ato_de

veiwer discretion is advised. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Veni Vedi Scrivi _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
veni vidi risi _____ Steve DeGroof
veni vidi verdigris _____ DrCurry
Veni, vidi, _____ _____ Basepair
Veni, Vidi, Annotati _____ elhigh
Veni, Vidi, Vicky _____ DrCurry
Veni,Vidi...what's the other one? _____ theircompetitor
Veni...vedi...teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini..." _____ RayfordSteele
-Verbs conjugated while you wait. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
VIB _____ sprogga
Vini vidi fishy _____ k_sra
Virtual surreality. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Voici bonnes idées et bones idées. _____ FarmerJohn
Vorsprung Durch Knochen _____ egbert
Vote "Bun of the above" _____ neilp

Wachsend, dough technic _____ Jinbish
Waiter! There's half a worm in my croissant! _____ Canuck
Want custard with that? _____ Madradish
Wanted: Marbles (I've lost mine) _____ neutrinos shadow
Ware is the remote con troll. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Warm flaky croissant seeks creamy cheese filling. Apply within. _____ Canuck
Warning: Factorials legally enforced _____ phundug
Warning: May contain sarcasm _____ Worldgineer
watch for falling anvils _____ Amos Kito
Watch for falling pianos. _____ Canuck
Watch out for the polyhalf's. _____ RayfordSteele
Watch that first step, it's a doozey. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Watch the ever-changing phrase top left _____ globaltourniquet
Watch the teeth, please! _____ quarterbaker
We are all the cat. _____ neutrinos shadow
We bone because we care. _____ k_sra
We can see your house from here. _____ Detly
We do need thought control. _____ baconbrain
We do not tolerate anti-semantics. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
We don't need no stinking spell checkre. _____ Canuck
We give no eighth to quarterwits. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
we give you enough rope _____ Amos Kito
We half ways of making you talk. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
We have awesome mimepowers! _____ DesertFox
We may all be in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the pastries _____ neilp
We must be prepared for any oventuality. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
We promise not to laugh ... really. _____ k_sra
we put the "cult" in culture _____ thumbwax
We put the "pro" in procrastination. _____ Canuck
We put the "us" in custard! _____ DesertFox
We think so you don't have to _____ Steve DeGroof
we’ve been putting out little fires all day _____ Amos Kito
Weapons of mass distraction _____ mark_t
Wedgie bread. _____ baconbrain
Welcome to Bodge City. _____ imaginality
Welcome to Fishbone. Population 4451. _____ St Threef, aka [st3f]
Welcome to the halfbakery helpline: please dial one if part of your house has collapsed; two if there is something wrong with your cat; three if the entire human race is in imminent danger; otherwise please hold and wait to speak to an advisor. _____ stupop
Welcome to the House of Bun. _____ DrBob
Welcome to the motel Catatonia. _____ 2ffries
Welcome to the supposeitory. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Well bread. _____ 2ffries
We'll think of something, oven-tually. _____ imaginality
Well, at least we're not viewing porn. _____ baconbrain
Well, I'm sure not going to clean this up _____ harderthanjesus
Well, THAT throws a monkey into the wrench. _____ Canuck
We're all naked under our clothes because we burned our underpants off. _____ shapu
We're going to need a bigger boat. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
We're going to need a bigger bun..... _____ S-note
We're half fool. _____ imaginality
We're makin' bakin'. _____ FarmerJohn
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. _____ UnaBubba
We're outside the box, thinking _____ FarmerJohn
We're the kind of people your parents warned you about. _____ Canuck
We're wasted here _____ Basepair
We've got some boning up to do, and bone we will. _____ angel
We've never thought of that. _____ GumBob
whadaya mean, waiting for a miracle: doesn't wine get changed to water at every halfcon? _____ Ling
Whaleheartedly _____ MaxwellBuchanan
What about something for bristolz? _____ TheAcrimoniusObfuscator
What are you looking at? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
What could possibly go gnorw? _____ pertinax
What does this button do? _____ harderthanjesus
What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it's all about? _____ RayfordSteele
What light from yonder window breaks? 'tis the yeast! _____ UnaBubba
What the cat dragged in. _____ baconbrain
What the dog rolled in. _____ baconbrain
What the world needs now, is Loaf, Sweet Loaf _____ UnaBubba
What Would Tesla Do? _____ Amos Kito
What you see is what you get _____ XSarenkaX
What, were you thinking? _____ UnaBubba
What? Me? Delete it? _____ sartep
what’s the worst that could happen? _____ Amos Kito
Whatever she wants, she gets. _____ Canuck
Whatever you do, don't press the 'recent' button. _____ GumBob
What's that smell? _____ DrCurry
What's the big idea? _____ Canuck
What's this 'Law of Thermodynamics' stuff? _____ neutrinos shadow
What's yellow and dangerous? _____ zen_tom
What's yours is yours, whats mime is mime. _____ DesertFox
When 'A Bigger Hammer' isn't enough _____ neutrinos shadow
When Desperate Measures are called for (referring to Bristolz's zipper idea) _____ phundug
When did common sense become an oxymoron? _____ Canuck
When the world ends, we'll be ready! _____ k_sra
When there's a will, there's not always a way _____ theircompetitor
When you have eliminated the impossible, here we are. _____ MaxwellBuchanan
Where all the missing socks go _____ stupop
Where angels fear to tread _____ phoenix
Where Autoboner is a Bad Thing. _____ crai
Where Bad Bread Breeds _____ The Acrimonious Obfuscator
Where everybody knows you're lame _____ rcarty
Where flaky old crusts eat pudding _____ Ling
Where genius comes to die. _____ shapu
Where good ideas are few and preciousssss. _____ Canuck
Where good ideas are rare. _____ Basepair
Where good ideas become obsolete. _____ Canuck
Where good ideas get panned _____ deacon
Where Haflingers win the food fights _____ Unattributed
Where ideas are sent back to the drawing board, to be drawn and halved. _____ FarmerJohn
Where irreverence meets irrelevance. _____ Phlogiston
Where lightning never strikes _____ DrBob
Where mome raths outgribe _____ globaltourniquet
Where old ideas come to die. _____ DrBob
Where old thoughts come to die _____ k_sra
Where piranhas go for fish food _____ theircompetitor
Where 'R Us _____ lurch
Where seafood and french bread meet _____ bristolz
Where solutions precipitate _____ Basepair
Where the croissants always come with some thrown tomatoes _____ XSarenkaX
Where the half asses half bake. _____ sartep
Where the Loaves and the Fishes multiply _____ thumbwax
Where the sun doesn't shine. _____ JesusHChrist
Where theory and practice diverge. _____ shapu
Where there's a "Will?" there's a "Hey!" _____ DrCurry
Where wishes are fishes. _____ baconbrain
Where would we be without rhetorical questions? _____ UnaBubba
Where you're proud of your big buns _____ FarmerJohn
Where'd the other one go? _____ Rods Tiger
Where's the beef? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Where's the buffet? _____ Canuck
Where's the custard? _____ technobadger
Where's the Daily Llama when you need him? _____ UnaBubba
Where's the other half? _____ GumBob
Where's Waldo? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Who died and left you in charge? _____ Canuck
Who needs accuracy? Just add more bang. _____ UnaBubba
Who put an S in lisp, anyway? _____ UnaBubba
Who said life had to make sense? _____ UnaBubba
Wholly half-assed _____ Spacecoyote
Why are you looking up here? _____ Canuck
Why construct when you can contrapt? _____ Phlogiston
Why is it you can never find a carp when you really need one? _____ Canuck
Why would anyone want a bee cooler ? _____ bigsleep
Why, I've got half a mind... _____ nick_n_uit
Why? Because it's not there. _____ DrCurry
Why? Because we can... _____ neutrinos shadow
Whys after the event. _____ Basepair
widow of opportunity _____ pertinax
Wikipedia. We are not worthy. _____ bigsleep
Will Bake for Food _____ FarmerJohn
Will play with foo _____ theircompetitor
Will wonders never cease and desist? _____ thumbwax
Will write for food. _____ Basepair
Will you still need me when I’m 32? _____ Amos Kito
Wire-Fu For Thought _____ jurist
Wishbone to fishbone. _____ rayfo
With a certain 'Je ne sais pas pourquoi' _____ Basepair
With a nicknack paddywhack, give a troll a bone... _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
with apostrophes and everything _____ TheLights
With this croissant you are really spoiling us _____ marklar
with your host, notionographer Jaques Croissanteua. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Witt gem -> wheat germ. _____ Ling
Works half well with others. _____ daseva
World leaders in halfbaking _____ UnaBubba
Would you care for some Swiss cheese to go with that whine? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Would you like flies with that? _____ UnaBubba
Would you like some coffee with that Written Quotations on Request _____ Unattributed
Would you like some custard with that? _____ kaz
Would you like steak knives with that? _____ UnaBubba
Would you like that half-sized? _____ sartep
wouldn't it be slice? _____ etherman
Wow. You should patent that. _____ stupop
wrong side of the bread _____ xandram
'Wrong twice a day' _____ Ian Tindale
Wrong way, go back _____ UnaBubba
wrong-headed boonswoggle, anyone? _____ JesusHChrist
WTCTTISITTL _____ Jinbish

Xeno's Paradise _____ theircompetitor

Yeah, well you reek uh, too! _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Yeast common denominator _____ evilmathgenius
Yeast inflection. _____ DrCurry
Yeast meets Jest _____ Whatchamacallit
Yeast meets West _____ Whatchamacallit
Yeast of Eden. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Yes, it has a compartment for bees. _____ bigsleep
Yo ho, yo ho, a pedant's life for me. _____ Canuck
You also have the option to delete it _____ sartep
You are here _____ UnaBubba
You are not here. _____ DrCurry
You can fool half of the people half of the time. _____ xandram
You can fool half of the people, all of the time _____ UnaBubba
You can have it in any color you want...as long as it's black and white. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
You can't get there from here _____ Spacecoyote
You can't have too many fire extinguishers. _____ shapu
You can't rush genius, so we do things half-fast. _____ ConsulFlaminicus
You can't swing a dead cat 'round here without someone showing you a better way to skin it. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
You couldn't make it up _____ egbert
You don't know the half of it. _____ AbsintheWithoutLeave
You don't need to see this site...These aren't the ideas you wanted to post...Move along. _____ sartep
You don't want to know what's in it _____ XSarenkaX
You get a roll with it. _____ Canuck
You gonna eat that? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
You gonna eat the rest of that roll? _____ FarmerJohn
You got some 'splaining to do! _____ Canuck
You haven't really been here until you've met Shirley _____ sartep
You kneed it like you kneed a hole in your head _____ PotatoStew
You kneed it like you kneed a roll in your head _____ PotatoStew
You know what,that's close enough. Good effort. _____ notmarkflynn
You know you want it _____ XSarenkaX
you might wanna hold onto something _____ Amos Kito
You must be *this* smart to enter. _____ Canuck
You must be one half with the bun _____ Unattributed
You must be this tall to enter. _____ Canuck
You need it like you need another hole in your head. _____ Potato Stew
You needed to replace that carpet anyway. _____ Canuck
You push the button, we'll be over there _____ lurch
You saw nothing, right? _____ UnaBubba
You say "Eureka!" We say, "What is a city in California, Alex?" _____ baconbrain
You should have that postulate lanced. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
You should see what we'll do for an encore _____ sartep
You think our ideas are lame? Wait till you see our puns! _____ imaginality
You want fries with that? _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
YOU WILL BE AS IMMOLATED...PERSISTENCE IS FERTILE- _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
You won't believe you're wise. _____ Canuck
You'll have to share a croissant; someone left the cake out in the rain. _____ Canuck
You'll never leave. _____ Jim
You'll put your eye out! _____ Potato Stew
Your average flake. _____ we don't eat them
Your better half _____ k_sra
Your dog is on fire _____ benfrost
Your honour role. _____ Rods Tiger
Your mom's half-baked. _____ shapu
your moniker here _____ baconbrain
Your pen seems to be out of inkling. _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
Your shopping cart is currently: Empty _____ UnaBubba
Your wish is our source of derisive laughter _____ Canuck
you're a doodiehead _____ bungston
You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto _____ UnaBubba
You're on a role _____ 2 Fries Shy Of A Happy Meal
You're probably in the wrong place _____ UnaBubba
yrekabflah _____ Canuck

Zero Days without a bad idea. _____ nuclear hobo
Zero Days without a good idea. _____ reensure
Zizyphus Kneads You. _____ UnaBubba
_____

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       Wishbone to fishbone.
—rayfo, Jun 23 2001
   

       I see bread people.
—stupop, Jun 10 2002
   

       Half dressed up and no place to go.
—mighty_cheese, Jun 18 2002
   

       A taste you can call your own.   

       Keep out of reach of children.
—mighty_cheese, Jul 08 2002
   

       "Please listen carefully, as our options have changed."
—waugsqueke, Jul 15 2005
   

       What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it's all about?
—RayfordSteele, Aug 10 2005
   

       You are here
—UnaBubba, Oct 27 2005
   

       In fairness, I wrote "I v n i n but not n e t o" and [hello_c] recast it for the (much) better as "i v n i n seeks n e t o".
—bristolz, Nov 10 2005
   

       Thanks for the advice,[bris]. I always figured it was yours.
—UnaBubba, Nov 10 2005
   

       ooh. I like that one.
—bristolz, Mar 15 2006
   

       Home Of The Hullaballoon
—UnaBubba, Jul 29 2006
   

       That used to be a tagline. (It was retired in 2006.)
—jutta, Jul 13 2007
   

       I thought I saw a spidercow.   

       Glass hammers? Aisle 13.   

       If it's square it won't fit.   

       By the power of gonflable!
—skinflaps, Feb 06 2008
   

       The idea would be hundreds of pages deep without it. The body text is already 2200 lines deep. Each discrete post takes up about 6 lines on screen.   

       Would you like me to excise your posts and email them to you? It's easy enough for me to do, as I sort them alphabetically in a spreadsheet in order to edit the idea.   

       If control is an issue then I would point out the poster of a thread already has complete control over the entire thread and each individual annotation in a thread they own. I regularly edit out posts from my ideas, if I think they are inappropriate, off-topic, offensive or I simply don't like the comment and where it will take the discussion. I'm reasonably certain you have exercised similarly draconian editorial control over your ideas in the past, [DC].   

       It's a compromise and the best one I can employ to keep the thread usable and legible.   

       I hope you understand the reasoning, now. If not, let me know and I'll remove them for you, post-haste.
—UnaBubba, Feb 06 2008
   

       Cod-like powers.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 11 2008
   

       torte reform
—Zimmy, Feb 11 2008
   

       I raised the question, [Curry], and was told it would break the HB anno system (as I suspected) if I wasn't consolidating the annotations. The protocol remains in force. Sorry about your feelings, and all that.
—UnaBubba, Feb 12 2008
   

       Not just mental...instra-mental.   

       Buy one, get a dozen free!
—DrCurry, Feb 12 2008
   

       UB, I appreciate your labours in condensing these annos. Just a tiny comment: my <edited Jan 14 to improve second tagline> wasn't meant to be a suggested tagline, just an aside to say I had amended a previous anno. Thanks, and keep on being UB.   

       Good science gone bad.
Your topical vacation destination.
—Canuck, Feb 13 2008
   

       Done, [DC]
—UnaBubba, Feb 13 2008
   

       [Ta, muchly!]
—DrCurry, Feb 13 2008
   

       This used to be a tagline.
—DrCurry, Feb 13 2008
   

       Don’t you have reservations?
—Amos Kito, Feb 13 2008
   

       Our reservations all have casinos
—UnaBubba, Feb 13 2008
   

       [Speaking of that, I heard you guys apologized - way to go!]
—DrCurry, Feb 13 2008
   

       I came here for <insert occasion> and all I got was this stupid tagline.
—Canuck, Feb 14 2008
   

       We did apologise. About bloody time, too! The only former Prime Minister who refused to attend was the one just recently deposed. His four predecessors all showed up and applauded. He stayed home, in a fit of pique.   

       Now we have to work out how to appease their demands for compensation.
—UnaBubba, Feb 14 2008
   

       Stream of unconsciousness.
—UnaBubba, Feb 14 2008
   

       Now, are the French going to apologize to the Haitians, or the Brits to the Indians, or the Norwegians to the Brits, or the Dutch to the Africans, or the Germans to the Russians, or vice-versa? What we need is one mass 'world apology day' to get it out of our systems.   

       I'm sorry...
—RayfordSteele, Feb 14 2008
   

       ...that would be a Let's All...sorry.
—xandram, Feb 14 2008
   

       //Now we have to work out how to appease their demands for compensation// Compensation would seem like a possible solution.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 14 2008
   

       ...especially after all the heating oil's gone.
—RayfordSteele, Feb 14 2008
   

       Where a Baker's Dozen is 6.5
—bleh, Feb 16 2008
   

       We are not, uh...mused.   

       It would seem like one, but the situation is a lot more complex than it seems, [MB].   

       A broad-based compensation claim would be a bit like te UK being expected to pay compensation to every person who was shipped out of London duing the second world war for their safety, or to every Australian who was alive at the time of nuclear testing at Maralinga.   

       Damage is hard to define... net benefit could be argued... courts would be better employed elsewhere... liability is questionable.
—UnaBubba, Feb 16 2008
   

       This cog fell off my cogency.
—pertinax, Feb 17 2008
   

       Doomed to succeed.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 17 2008
   

       Based on an actual idea.
All characters are fictional and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
Nihilism means nothing to me.
Preaching to the quire.
O tempura! O s'mores!
Sorry, I forgot the Alamo.
Management requests the last person to leave please put out the lights and extinguish the cat. Thanks!
—Canuck, Feb 18 2008
   

       tagline, shmagline.
—daseva, Feb 18 2008
   

       I tawt I taw a tagwine!
—UnaBubba, Feb 18 2008
   

       Occam's wind-up piezoelectric razor.
—DrCurry, Feb 20 2008
   

       bigger than a breadbox
time well wasted
we're gonna halve a good time
half science, half-wits
—Amos Kito, Feb 20 2008
   

       5 out of 10 cats survived it.
—marklar, Feb 20 2008
   

       50 cents wouldn't get me a spanner.
—skinflaps, Feb 20 2008
   

       Sustainable fishing.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 20 2008
   

       Fine, halve it your way
The Cirque du So Lame
Total eclipse of the bun
< br >
Source errors apprentice
Set your phazers on bun
It's all Geek to me (atributed to [Krelnik]&[Aristotle])
So...do you come here often?
What we half hear is failure to communicate
It's just windows dressing
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
...but wait, there's less
Onomatopita
The pith less travelled
Myoptic illusions
Cowa bun ga? Cowa bunka.
On the shoulders of dwarves
Side affects may include: Nausea, increased apatite, Hard tack or Keystroke		   

       This cusp we're standing on - I felt it wobble.
Almost Fangled
—pertinax, Feb 24 2008
   

       it's braining out here
—xandram, Feb 24 2008
   

       Bunmitigated disaster.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 24 2008
   

       Think. Or Thwim.
—AbsintheWithoutLeave, Feb 24 2008
   

       Cheese Problems Solved
—skinflaps, Feb 25 2008
   

       [skinflaps: you should note you're ripping that one off.]
—DrCurry, Feb 25 2008
   

       You suggested it. Besides, I only posted it for a larf.
—skinflaps, Feb 26 2008
   

       Where Baked, [Curry], is a staple diet.
—Jinbish, Feb 26 2008
   

       ["Ask your doctor if the Halfbakery is right for you." - ha! I'd like to see a list of the possible side effects!]
—DrCurry, Mar 03 2008
   

       Crumbs against humanity. (sorry [UB])
—coprocephalous, Mar 05 2008
   

       The only thing worse than being talked about... is being hit.
—lostdog, Mar 05 2008
   

       Too much of a good thing.
Stick this in your search engine.
Putting our best food forward.
No prior baking experience necessary.
Kiss your intellectual property goodbye.
aka: Bakipedia.
Zero grams trans fats per serving.
Changing your world, one idea at a time.
—Canuck, Mar 05 2008
   

       Drones in the Hive of Industry
—coprocephalous, Mar 06 2008
   

       "If there's an original thought out there, I could use it right now" (Dylan - Brownsville Girl). I guess that's not very original of me, though.
—Zimmy, Mar 06 2008
   

       I'm sure it's legal somewhere.
—marklar, Mar 09 2008
   

       It won't work, but who cares?
—DrCurry, Mar 12 2008
   

       Now with 65% less ricin.
—RayfordSteele, Mar 12 2008
   

       Ask about our one-for-two offers!!!
—MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 23 2008
   

       Caution: may irritate eyes
Warning: not suitable for any other purpose
—marklar, Mar 24 2008
   

       You can't build *that* out of paperclips!
All your lame are belong to us.
—DrCurry, Mar 24 2008
   

       "On the shoulders of dwarves." [2fries...] That has gotta stay.
—4whom, Mar 24 2008
   

       It works fine, in theory.
Halfway to heaven.
Halfway to heathen.
The mezzanine of success.
The stairclimber of success.
It's like Limbo for ideas--the metaphysical place, not the dance . . . okay, both.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first send here.
Stealing fudge from the gods.
Gaze upon our works, ye mighty, and despair. [Corrections and criticisms below.]
—baconbrain, Mar 24 2008
   

       Might be better as 'Gaze upon our works, ye mighty, and repair,' or 'beware,' or somesuch.
Where angels fear the bread.
—RayfordSteele, Mar 24 2008
   

       Going through mental pause.
Poisson pen letters.
Smile! Your webcam is still on!
Looking at life through neutral density glasses.
Fascinating folios filled with fresh farinaceous fabrications.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
—Canuck, Mar 24 2008
   

       //Might be better as 'Gaze upon our works, ye mighty, and repair,' or 'beware,' or somesuch.//Very good suggestion, [Rayford] (and good to see you). I decided to leave it, in hopes the "despair" could be understood to mean "lose all hope for sanity in the world" or something. But the original meaning will probably trump that.   

       I despair, I really do.
—baconbrain, Mar 25 2008
   

       [Not a tagline, but it just occurred to me that we're not so far away from the tenth anniversary of the Halfbakery. Which seems something like an oxymoron for something so transient.]
—DrCurry, Mar 26 2008
   

       The road to Hell is paved with our inventions.
—bneal27, Mar 27 2008
   

       The best thing since perforated bread.
—marklar, Mar 30 2008
   

       What we need here is Moses technology.
—RayfordSteele, Apr 02 2008
   

       Houston, we have a parabola. - [penguinman]
How much overkill do you need?
—lurch, Apr 06 2008
   

       //Houston, we have a parabola.//   

       Ow! That is just sick. Funniest ever.
—baconbrain, Apr 07 2008
   

       If it ain't broke, you're probably not doing it right.
—lostdog, Apr 07 2008
   

       Let's take it apart--we might be able to put it back together.
—baconbrain, Apr 07 2008
   

       This ain't brain science.
Now with more bran.
Learn how to have your cake and eat it too.
We derail your train of thought.
It worked perfectly on paper.
Based on an idea we copied from somebody real smrt.
Please activate spell-checker before entering.
—Canuck, Apr 08 2008
   

       Desperately seeking Reason
—AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 12 2008
   

       Desperately seeking raisins.
—Spacecoyote, Apr 12 2008
   

       my ears are hear while my back is back
—el dueno, Apr 12 2008
   

       A hearse! A hearse! My kingdom for a hearse!
—DrCurry, Apr 12 2008
   

       Apply now for a low-interest loaf!
—lurch, Apr 12 2008
   

       Dances with Woulds
Factal Geomimicry
Gullibles' Travails
This idea fills me with Trepanation
It's all smoke and mirrors
The pixel of the litter
Ribbed for her pleasure
Shearly ewe jest
Battery snot included
I would gladly pay you Wednsday for a Humdinger today
  

       Trust me, I'm a bran surgeon.
—UnaBubba, Apr 13 2008
   

       Trust me, I'm a grain surgeon.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 13 2008
   

       2 fries - how about this version: Now using simulated smoke and mirror-like surfaces.
—Canuck, Apr 13 2008
   

       Do mirrors that smoke get cancer?   

       Smoking mirrors.
UB: good'un!
—DrCurry, Apr 14 2008
   

       It's not rocket science. Well, not always.
—lostdog, Apr 14 2008
   

       Bucket science.
—DrCurry, Apr 14 2008
   

       Fiat kooks. Fiat crux.
—daseva, Apr 14 2008
   

       Improbable
—UnaBubba, Apr 14 2008
   

       Filling a much-needed gap.
(originally by Richard Dawkins)		   

       edit: damn it's already there. [MaxwellBuchanan] did you make it up independently?
—marklar, Apr 16 2008
   

       Snot-rocket science.   

       Website of the damned.
—baconbrain, Apr 16 2008
   

       Does your insurer know you're here?
—pertinax, Apr 25 2008
   

       [Canuck]: "Learn how to halve your cake," surely?   

       Occam's Butter Knife
Occam's Safety Scissors
—nick_n_uit, Apr 26 2008
   

       Mental Bondo
—lurch, Apr 26 2008
   

       These are not the roids you seek.
Give a man a fishbone, he'll bleat for a day...
This way to the odditorium.
We've upped our standards, so up yours.		   

       Strike while the iron is not.
—DrCurry, Apr 29 2008
   

       Strike while the irony's hot.
—marklar, Apr 30 2008
   

       Strike while the iron is thought.
—shapu, Apr 30 2008
   

       Strike while the union has clout.   

       Stroke while the iron is hot.
—baconbrain, Apr 30 2008
   

       Reality stretched, while you wait.
The evolution of creativity.
A product of induced child labour.
Now hiring Quality Control personnel. Click on "Careers" to apply.
We will gladly put you out of our misery.
Remember, the first part of "success" is "suck".
—Canuck, Apr 30 2008
   

       LOOK OUT, HE HAS A BUN!
—phundug, May 01 2008
   

       [groan]
—DrCurry, May 01 2008
   

       No punning aloud.
—xandram, May 01 2008
   

       Punning with scissors.
Atlas grubbed.
Like water wings for your brain.
Hey, look! It's Natalie Portman!
—shapu, May 02 2008
   

       Brainchildren's play-school.
—theleopard, May 06 2008
   

       Delivering brainfoeti
The bastard of invention
—marklar, May 06 2008
   

       Veni, vidi, casualti.
—MaxwellBuchanan, May 09 2008
   

       Where failure is an option.
Success is not an option.
Sorry, No Vacancy.
Click here to make this your home page.
Famous for its delightful filling.
Management tolerates most opinions expressed herein.
—Canuck, May 10 2008
   

       caveat lector!
—xenzag, May 10 2008
   

       Situation: vacant.
—MaxwellBuchanan, May 10 2008
   

       Laws by Murphy   

       ya rly   

       We are chargin our lazars   

       Not safe for work   

       Products rapidly oxidized, prices reduced   

       Trails blazed, while you wait   

       More likely than Duke Nukem Forever   

       Fishbones? On my ideas? It's more likely than you think.   

       Half right, twice a day
—sartep, May 11 2008
   

       I *will* bore you with the details.
—coprocephalous, May 14 2008
   

       Extracareericular activity   

       Will collapse if observed.
—baconbrain, May 14 2008
   

       Thinkful Wishing
—pertinax, May 17 2008
   

       Have Bakery, won't travel.
—xenzag, May 18 2008
   

       Check [  ] if you want your vote counted.   

       Warranties? No. Go fish.
—reensure, May 18 2008
   

       Halfway pregnant with ideas.   

       Apes evolution. - [MaxwellBuchanan]
—baconbrain, May 18 2008
   

       Tongue-in-chic.
—MaxwellBuchanan, May 25 2008
   

       For every dork that composes, another one opines.   

       Take the bunny and pun, take the punny and bun
—JesusHChrist, May 25 2008
   

       sleight of man
—xandram, May 27 2008
   

       Contraptual Obligations.
—shapu, May 28 2008
   

       It seems a shame that these facts are completely useless.   

       credited to [nineteenthly]: N-Prize anno.
—Ling, Jun 30 2008
   

       No shirt, no shoes, no service.
—Canuck, Jul 02 2008
   

       Occam's wiffle bat.
—baconbrain, Jul 21 2008
   

       I'm sure this has been done, but "Does my rat's ass look big in this?"
—zen_tom, Jul 28 2008
   

       E=MC 2 Jr.
Crown Joules
Wheel of Misfortune
The sum of the parts equal the hole
The dawn of an error
—xandram, Jul 28 2008
   

       This is only a test...
Yo mamma
Why does it make a ticking sound?
If the glove does not fit, you must, uh... quit.
Don't touch that, you don't know where it's been.		   

       ooh, Dawn of an error is good.   

       Where the glass is always half full of empty.
—lostdog, Jul 28 2008
   

       The handbasket to science.
—baconbrain, Jul 28 2008
   

       Deja who?
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
My ISP can beat up your ISP.
A healthy alternative to shoulder rolls.
Haben Sie ein Hörnchen?
Your minimum RDA of puff pastry, every day.
—Canuck, Jul 30 2008
   

       Great ideas- Dirt cheap
—xandram, Aug 01 2008
   

       Set phasers to bun.
—lostdog, Aug 01 2008
   

       [lostdog], perhaps "set phrasers to bun" might be better?   

       And now for something completely indifferent   

       Curiosities, kilts, & cats
—Vernon, Aug 13 2008
   

       Pseudo-intellectual intercourse.
—baconbrain, Aug 14 2008
   

       Corpus Coliseum.
Double down?
Buried treasure beneath the crust.
Human rites and whirled piece with almost no after taste.
One more time. With feeling.
Because, you're worth it.
One of these days, POW! right to the moon!
Attention please as site attendants demonstrate the safety features of this acre halved.
I heard it through the Bakevine.		   

       (I had a good chuckle the other evening when "Cirque du So Lame" was a Leno punch line.)   

       h l b k r without a f a e y.
We think you're a little bit weird, too!
You had your *what* pierced?
In our dictionary, PC stands for Pastry Counter.
Reached end of page, continue from top?
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your relatives.
—Canuck, Aug 21 2008
   

       The dead pigeon in your Think-Tank
—coprocephalous, Aug 26 2008
   

       Bunditry intended.
—Yarely, Aug 26 2008
   

       Daft fakery.
—lostdog, Aug 26 2008
   

       Saving the Earth one second, at a time.
—4whom, Aug 26 2008
   

       We specialize in making the obvious incomprehensible.
—Canuck, Sep 01 2008
   

       Thet thar's bundit country!
—UnaBubba, Sep 08 2008
   

       The first and only site with a "Food: genital" category.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 12 2008
   

       Rubberneckers at a hadron collision
—lurch, Sep 12 2008
   

       If pigs had one wing...
—pertinax, Sep 13 2008
   

       None of this is real
—UnaBubba, Sep 13 2008
   

       Dumbing up since 1999.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 13 2008
   

       Four buns good, two fish bad.   

       Half a bun? Yes. Half a brain? Errrr....   

       Wasting time has never been less fun.   

       Wholesome? No, I said wholemeal.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 13 2008
   

       If you're halfy and you know it clap one hand.
The wing beneath my winds.
The tight at the end of the lunnel.
In case of emergency < br > glass.
Gold *can* be turned into lead...ask me how. Thanks fermentioning it.
Two pieces of idea required for purchase.
Fish cakes?		   

       Home of the tall, dark and stranger.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 14 2008
   

       Are you sure this is the right website?
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 14 2008
   

       Heisenberg, Schmeisenberg... now where'd that damn cat go?
I have a Speedo and I'm not afraid to use it
side effects may include pastry
—FlyingToaster, Sep 14 2008
   

       I didn't say you were on to something, I said you were on something.
—lurch, Sep 14 2008
   

       NOT !
—UnaBubba, Sep 14 2008
   

       International Lampoon
My homework ate my dog!
A site for sore eyes.
You are being monitored.
Hevy Meta Rulz.
Doh! nuts
Chair man of the bored.		   

       2B or not 2B? That is the pencil!
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 15 2008
   

       About as cool as a volcano.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 15 2008
   

       Sorry, we stopped doing dieting advice.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 15 2008
   

       Contrary to appearences, we're actually very... okay, fair enough
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 15 2008
   

       Bite me!
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 15 2008
   

       Dont just sit there, make yourself useless.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 15 2008
   

       Bad to the bun.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 15 2008
   

       Pheasant pluckers and bitty witches.
Home of the Hadron Collide-o-scope.
Dancing on pinheads.
Methinks therefore me is.
Banjos, bees, and strawberry jam.
Get your grimy frontal lobes off my intellectual property!
Scratching post for Schroedinger's cat.
—Canuck, Sep 15 2008
   

       20,000 cures for chronic thoracic alopecia.
—lurch, Sep 15 2008
   

       ARRRrrrrrr! The dread Boson Higgs!
—UnaBubba, Sep 15 2008
   

       Flatteries Not Included
Click any link to reformat your hard-drive
All-Day-Breakfast 9:00-11:00AM
ErrCode 11A09B7E4: Idiot at Keyboard
1,001 New Uses for Earwax
Betelgeuse ! Betelgeuse ! Betelgeuse !
I didn't say that you *have* wit
I'm Just A Google-O
may contain nuts
—FlyingToaster, Sep 16 2008
   

       I second the notion: "this is one of the best, worst ideas ever" Spacecoyote, Sep 21 2008
—xandram, Sep 22 2008
   

       //Flatteries Not Included// Nice.
—phundug, Sep 22 2008
   

       To nuke Mars into a different orbit, click here
To exchange your vegetable peeler, click here
—phundug, Sep 22 2008
   

       Home of the flocking traffic cones, edible toilet paper, ... maybe ive said too much
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 22 2008
   

       The time is half-past nowhere.   

       If food is fuel, we are an energy crisis.   

       Who are you anyway?
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 23 2008
   

       An ever expanding market in sub-prime ideas.
—DrBob, Sep 23 2008
   

       Sub-prime ideas market.   

       That's just perfect, [DrBob].
—UnaBubba, Sep 23 2008
   

       The halfmaiden of science.   

       If Chihuahuas could type.   

       The online version of Custer's Last Stand.   

       The Marquee de Sade.   

       Remember, they laughed at the Marx brothers.
—baconbrain, Sep 24 2008
   

       Flakiness may vary. Reduce baking time for higher altitudes.
If you turn it over and squint, you can see the face of JC (Julia Childs).
Gnome, Gnomon, deranged...
Caution! There be fishbones ahead!
When moot isn't enough.
Zero calories... because it's a picture!
You say potato, I say starchy tuberous crop vegetable Solanum Tuberosum...
—Canuck, Sep 24 2008
   

       Things are lurking up
...and just a pinch of pixel dust
[What are you doing Dave?]
Start your search engines!
We'll be right back after this word from our sponsors.		   

       Credibility Crunch
—hippo, Sep 24 2008
   

       This isn't meant as a tagline suggestion but an observation: it sounds like 2 fries is suffering from a lack of sleep.   

       Go to bed, Randy!
—Canuck, Sep 25 2008
   

       There's madness in our method   

       A problem shared is a problem halved
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 26 2008
   

       Fork it!   

       Let them speak cake!
—up_on_cloud_nine, Sep 26 2008
   

       This is your brain on a white saucer.   

       There's something Freudian about this.
—baconbrain, Sep 26 2008
   

       Political Incorrection
—UnaBubba, Sep 27 2008
   

       Electoral Dysfunction.
Pocket bred.
We put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
This is not your lunch.
—Canuck, Sep 30 2008
   

       I am dis custard
Chewy
Best before you got here
Scared, weird little ideas
One we prepared earlier
—UnaBubba, Sep 30 2008
   

       Be aFreud, be very, very aFreud
—UnaBubba, Sep 30 2008
   

       Mass stupicide, or
Mass intellicide...
you decide.
—daseva, Sep 30 2008
   

       Polly want a (fire)cracker? --- FarmerJohn, Apr 11 2002
—UnaBubba, Oct 05 2008
   

       that's bun and dusted
—up_on_cloud_nine, Oct 07 2008
   

       Products of a futile imagination
—UnaBubba, Oct 16 2008
   

       *Mostly adapted from random quotes.. Take your originality and shove it (is that a good one??).   

       Half on the other hand.
Pain is inevitable, halfbaking is optional.
Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice and halfbakery.
As a man thinketh so is he, and as a man halfbakes so is he.
There is nothing in a newbie that tells you they're going to be a halfbaker.
This is madness! .... This is .. HALFBAKERY!
In America halfbaking is an obsession; in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Is it progress if a halfbaker uses punctuation and page breaks?
Don't worry, be halfbakery
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they are going to be when you post a good idea.
Find your passion and make it your profession ... and you'll never come back here again.
People do their best work when they are half engaged in what they are doing.
—daseva, Oct 16 2008
   

       I coulda been a pretender
—UnaBubba, Oct 16 2008
   

       quality loafing since 1999
—xandram, Oct 17 2008
   

       And now for a few Hallowe'en-themed taglines:
If you think this is scary, wait til you see the bill!
As easy as shooting bats in a belfry.
We bitching? Bewitching!
The Great Pumpkin was here.
It's alive! It's alive! Mmwa-ha-ha-ha-haaa!
—Canuck, Oct 23 2008
   

       From Bram Stoker's Dracula (edited for content):   

       The Bread is the life!
I shall cut off her bread and I shall fill her mouth with bones!
You are but mortal halfbaker.
In trance she halfbaked, and in trance she is undead, too.
—daseva, Oct 23 2008
   

       Veni vici halloweeny
yellow polka-dot bikini
—phundug, Oct 23 2008
   

       I have a code in my doughs.
—phundug, Oct 23 2008
   

       FrankEinstein's monster
Conceptration camp
Bells in the batfry
Prime ordeal oohs
Which Dr.?
Cause tomb ball
Eye gore you fool!
Anarchnaphobia
Haunted hows
Pun ken pi
OBI -wan -tosuckyourblood -Kenobi
Tales from this script
Sum thing wican this wake ohms
Informotional demonstraction
Brawn of the bread
Trek 'r Trite!
Styx and scones may bake my bones but gnomes will never hump me
Cod webs
Spunish inquisition
Amicabilityville Horror
Dios de launched Mentos
The Bakeronomicon
Night at the Muse-ium
"I'll be amazed just give me a Minotaur too."
   

       those are pricelich, [tooth fries die of a harpy meal]
—phundug, Oct 24 2008
   

       DO try this at home
this sounds kind of fishy
any way you slice it
—xandram, Oct 28 2008
   

       "I am just going inside and may be some time."
—baconbrain, Oct 28 2008
   

       Bake at your own risk
Caution~ Ideas under construction~
—xandram, Oct 30 2008
   

       Powered by Newton spinning in his grave
—FlyingToaster, Oct 30 2008
   

       Over readers annonymous.   

       Appease pudding
—Mony a Mickle, Nov 12 2008
   

       Thick as 2 short Plancks.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Nov 23 2008
   

       Is this bakery half full or half empty?
—kamathln, Nov 24 2008
   

       Tagline currently unavailable.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Nov 24 2008
   

       Hot cross bones.
—kamathln, Nov 24 2008
   

       Useless by design.
—Spacecoyote, Nov 24 2008
   

       Quality products for the insane since 1999
—phundug, Nov 25 2008
   

       Homo Crapiens
—up_on_cloud_nine, Nov 25 2008
   

       An institution with Smithsonian aspirations.
Here there be primates.
True or False?
Now available decaffeinated.
More like it is now than ever before.
—Canuck, Nov 25 2008
   

       //*** No servicable parts inside. _____ lurch //   

       No serviceable users inside, either.
—phundug, Nov 26 2008
   

       Half bakery, quarter mistakery
—phundug, Nov 26 2008
   

       Half Bakery, Half Asylum
—kamathln, Nov 26 2008
   

       Where there is a pun, there is a bun.
—kamathln, Nov 26 2008
   

       thought cuisine
—up_on_cloud_nine, Nov 28 2008
   

       This product is intended to diagnose, treat, cure and prevent every disease.
—phundug, Nov 28 2008
   

       Don't balk the wrote.   

       highbrows plucked while you wait
—pertinax, Nov 29 2008
   

       Farce Majeure
—xandram, Dec 03 2008
   

       Whirled peas coming soon
Tempis fuggit
Call Ambulance, Repair Bitchin'
Thermodynamically correct
Quot itinera ad vomitorium fecisti?
—UnaBubba, Dec 03 2008
   

       Boned. James Boned.
—kamathln, Dec 05 2008
   

       Be vewy vewy quiwet. I am wunting for some wideeyus.
—kamathln, Dec 05 2008
   

       Explosive custard. (What's yellow and dangerous?)
—Spacecoyote, Dec 08 2008
   

       All Bundy.
—phundug, Dec 08 2008
   

       Halfbakery: A fool-efficient high bread.
—phundug, Dec 08 2008
   

       Entropy's Afterburner.
—DrBob, Dec 09 2008
   

       Like a square root canal.   

       So really, the only way to find out for sure how impractical this Idea is, is for somebody to build one.   

       — Vernon, Dec 09 2008
—WcW, Dec 09 2008
   

       Sometimes it works.   

       C'est si bun.   

       We'll have a folly good time.
—Spacecoyote, Dec 10 2008
   

       Origin of the specious.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 10 2008
   

       Origin of the speechless.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Dec 12 2008
   

       In Tod we grust
—up_on_cloud_nine, Dec 12 2008
   

       Speechless with flour.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Dec 13 2008
   

       Make loaf not war
—up_on_cloud_nine, Dec 13 2008
   

       We are investigating the problem and will update you shortly.
—phundug, Dec 22 2008
   

       All systems dough.
—phundug, Dec 22 2008
   

       As seen on TV.
Colloidascopic
Saint tickle me Elmo's fire.		   

       0.5 and holding.
—Spacecoyote, Dec 22 2008
   

       "Bake to the Future"
—phundug, Dec 22 2008
   

       Pie to 1/2 d.p.
—eight_nine_tortoise, Dec 23 2008
   

       Throw pies, not shoes.
—Spacecoyote, Dec 23 2008
   

       Artificially savoured.
—phundug, Dec 23 2008
   

       not futilities: futensils
putting the "F-U" in futile
—pertinax, Dec 25 2008
   

       Everything and the kitch'n sync.   

       Bet you never thought we'd last 10 years!
Dealing from a full decade.
10 years on and still halfbaked.
10th anniversary - is that "aluminum" or "aluminium"?
Halfbaker see, halfbaker do.
—Canuck, Jan 05 2009
   

       Monkey see, monkey devise complex machine for making toast.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 06 2009
   

       all messed up and nowhere to go
—xandram, Jan 06 2009
   

       Eclectron Macroscope.
Fermental.
I love the smell of nay aplomb in the morning.
Don't it just make ya feel like such a user?		   

       8 different flavours of faliure.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 07 2009
   

       A machination is more important than knowledge.
—phundug, Jan 07 2009
   

       You Spoke - We half Listened!
—xandram, Jan 08 2009
   

       Half a sign of the apocalypse.   

       Halfpocalyptic.   

       The lighter side of the dark side.
—baconbrain, Jan 08 2009
   

       Best viewed remotely.
Ignoring scientific process for your pleasure.
Dances with quantum physics.
—bigsleep, Jan 08 2009
   

       Out to lunch in more ways than one.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 08 2009
   

       It's okay. Post that idea. We might not bite.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 08 2009
   

       Home of, the Pedant's Anonomous.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 08 2009
   

       The Anals of Hysteria
—UnaBubba, Jan 09 2009
   

       The trolls! The trolls, Esmerelda!
Do not ask for whom the trolls bellow.
—bigsleep, Jan 10 2009
   

       The iots of Id live here
Mess Hall of Shame
—UnaBubba, Jan 10 2009
   

       Genus at work.
—Spacecoyote, Jan 10 2009
   

       //Gaze upon our works, ye mighty, and despair// Actually, it has to be 'on', not 'upon', 'coz otherwise it doesn't scan.
—pertinax, Jan 10 2009
   

       Right you are, [pertinax]. I did it from memory, using an all-too-common bastardization of the line. The text as presented in Wikipedia is, "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Every day I learn. New tagline, then:   

       It doesn't scan.
—baconbrain, Jan 11 2009
   

       It doesn't flan :)
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 11 2009
   

       Part of the settee@home initiative.
—bigsleep, Jan 15 2009
   

       Ideas au gratin
—bigsleep, Jan 15 2009
   

       Cruller and crueller.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 16 2009
   

       Ideas - ugh, rotten.
—phundug, Jan 16 2009
   

       Like a pillory in a fishing village.
—baconbrain, Jan 16 2009
   

       ; (dot comma)
—Spacecoyote, Jan 16 2009
   

       Hullaballonapalooza.
There can wee only bun.
Bone with the wind.
Occam's eraser.
Like a Mobius comic strip.		   

       Home of the pastry sundial.
—bigsleep, Jan 21 2009
   

       farce x opinions moved
—bigsleep, Jan 22 2009
   

       half-truism
—Spacecoyote, Jan 24 2009
   

       Cold, Frankenstein and Myrth   

       - Wagster. 23 Jan 2009
—UnaBubba, Jan 25 2009
   

       Pundoras box.
Farfetchual Notion.		   

       Churn, churn, churn.
—Spacecoyote, Jan 26 2009
   

       Oop du jour
—lurch, Jan 26 2009
   

       It sounded much better when the voices in my head said it. (with apologies to nomarkflynn)
Hardly what you'd call bun of the mill.
Is that a bun in your pocket or are you just glad to be here?
Still half-crazy after all these years.
Half of this site will be half-closed for maintenance for half a day.
—Canuck, Jan 26 2009
   

       strange but false.
—WcW, Jan 26 2009
   

       The statement below is half true
The statement above is half false
—phundug, Jan 26 2009
   

       The halves and halve nots.
Halflelujia!
The plight at the end of the punnel.		   

       99% genetically identical to Rube Goldberg
—lurch, Jan 27 2009
   

       110% genetically identical to Rube Goldberg
—Spacecoyote, Jan 28 2009
   

       not so much 'laws' of physics - more guidelines really
   

       softly, softly, strappy toasty
—stupop, Jan 28 2009
   

       CAD aspirations, crayon abilities
—lurch, Jan 28 2009
   

       Assume a hemispherical cow.
—phundug, Jan 29 2009
   

       Not the gnus   

       Welcome back, [stupop].
—UnaBubba, Jan 29 2009
   

       Gravity not guaranteed.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 30 2009
   

       If you thought clinometers were a pretty neat idea.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 02 2009
   

       Take a kleptomaniac home today
—UnaBubba, Feb 02 2009
   

       Limit one per customer.
Extra-Perceptory Sensation.
Click *here* for our privacy policy.
Be aware of the Ides of February!
Was it something I said?
It's not you, it's me. No wait, it's you.
—Canuck, Feb 03 2009
   

       Now showing: The Identity Matrix
—bigsleep, Feb 03 2009
   

       I bake for fun
Mind the crap
Bakers' Treat
—UnaBubba, Feb 03 2009
   

       ... then what's the other half?
—pashute, Feb 04 2009
   

       Halfbake, unravel.
—Spacecoyote, Feb 04 2009
   

       Hope springs ephemeral!
—4whom, Feb 04 2009
   

       Like bulbs around a buzzword
Bucky Bollocks
Using state of the art nanothinking
—bigsleep, Feb 04 2009
   

       ...and when you know one thing you'll be twice as clever
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 05 2009
   

       things have gone quiet at work again
—stupop, Feb 10 2009
   

       Beware the Ideas of March
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 11 2009
   

       //The process of disorigamiing - reverse onion-skinning, like a lettuce. — Ian Tindale, Mar 31 2006//
—Spacecoyote, Feb 13 2009
   

       All's fair in loaf and war.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 14 2009
   

       Not so much a concept as a culture.
Click logo for access to secret web page.
3G paradigm synergies.
Bun. Bun. Bun. Bun. Bun. FISH!
This is dedicated to the bun I love.
—Canuck, Feb 14 2009
   

       "Ah, Dr. Einstein! Welcome to Hell."
—baconbrain, Feb 14 2009
   

       Open 2.4x10^1 hours a day.
—lurch, Feb 14 2009
   

       -Halfnium 'is so' on the peridiotic table of elements.
-I coulda had a V-4.
-Well, nothing says you half too.
-Chef's ALAD
-Shelf Constrained UberWiki Baking-Apparatus.
-Dude, where's my carp?
-...and Dog said to Haon, "Bring half of each kind."
-Bibbles and Kits.		   

       Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 15 2009
   

       Never let facts get in the way of history.
—Spacecoyote, Feb 15 2009
   

       What dreams may crumb.   

       Cogito ergot sum.
—baconbrain, Feb 15 2009
   

       //What dreams may crumb//
: ]
excellent		   

       Light-years brighter than the average population.
—phundug, Feb 15 2009
   

       Insert witticism <here>.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 16 2009
   

       Ambivalent? Are you sure?
—4whom, Feb 16 2009
   

       This kind of thing will have passive-aggressive insomniacs going postal all over the country.
—21 Quest, Feb 18 2009
   

       Untouched by human hands: the chef's a monkey.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 19 2009
   

       If you're new to the HB, click here.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 19 2009
   

       //If you're new to the HB, click here.// - On second thoughts, that's probably much too cruel.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 19 2009
   

       Powered by gymnasiums.

(I've got a feeling that someone has proposed that one before but I couldn't find it anywhere).
—DrBob, Feb 19 2009
   

       I'm not as crusty as I am crossaint-looking.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 20 2009
   

       Patent Pondering
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 23 2009
   

       Mirth of a Notion
—coprocephalous, Feb 23 2009
   

       Three of a kind pays nothing.   

       Gnome Gnome Gnome.
[Spin] [Spin] [Hold]
—bigsleep, Feb 23 2009
   

       Mind the crap.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 23 2009
   

       Creative loafing.   

       Where creativity goes horribly, horribly wrong.   

       That's not a bug, it's a raisin.   

       The opiate of the misses.   

       Poppies! Poppies!   

       That's not a bug, that's a - no, wait, I'm sorry, you're right, that IS a bug.   

       New Business Incubaker.   

       HALFBAKERY: TEN YEARS OF WASTED YEAST   

       1999-2009: ten years and all we have to show for it is this enormous pile of crumbs.   

       Crumbs? What crumbs, Hansel? I don't see any crumbs...   

       Lost your way, dearies? Here - have a croissant...   

       Try the bouillabaisse, by all means try the bouillabaisse.   

       Chowdah! Nice, hot, steamy chowdah!   

       A DECADE OF DECADENCE   

       Only 15 years till our 25th Anniversary   

       The traditional gift is aluminum or tin. Just saying.
—smendler, Feb 23 2009
   

       I thought it was older.
—Spacecoyote, Feb 23 2009
   

       1010 years and counting (in binary)
—marklar, Feb 24 2009
   

       The overgrown, weed-infested siding of the internet.

—DrBob, Feb 24 2009
   

      
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 24 2009
   

       On Dancer!, On Prancer!, On SuperCapacitor!
—FlyingToaster, Feb 24 2009
   

       <snigger> Good one!
—DrBob, Feb 25 2009
   

       Haha... indeed
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 25 2009
   

       Due to the increasing mime population, it is becoming ever more dificult to think outside the box.
—21 Quest, Feb 25 2009
   

       Like it 21Q. Never really thought about it like that. How about -   

       Schrödinger's Mime
Our security fences are mimed.
—bigsleep, Feb 26 2009
   

       Occam's Razor Scooter.   

       The first halfstep on the road to Hell.
—baconbrain, Feb 26 2009
   

       You are generating free energy just by clicking here.
—phundug, Feb 26 2009
   

       Aha! The pain!
—up_on_cloud_nine, Feb 26 2009
   

       Have a peek through the colitas scope.
—RayfordSteele, Feb 28 2009
   

       It's a mobius trip man.
Will wiki for fued.
"Dr. Livingscone I presume."
Go filter fish.
You into bundage?
Wikipediaphilia.
The natives are wrestless, and the peasants are re-volting.
The Geek Puntheon
No dumping
Bunsai !!!
Programagami
Call a parametric.		   

       Gefilter fish?
—Spacecoyote, Mar 01 2009
   

       Like Mensa but for silly people.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 01 2009
   

       There's no accounting for taste [or IQ]
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 01 2009
   

       sp. wikipediaphilia (unless I've missed part of the joke).
Oh, and while I'm here...
Nuts Needing Sledgehammers
or possibly
Cnuts Kneading Sledgehammers?
Nope, not quite there.
—pertinax, Mar 02 2009
   

       <fixed> thanx eh.   

       Not so much a nuclear *winter*, more a brief cold snap.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 02 2009
   

       (old one but applicable)   

       Rebels without a clue
—bigsleep, Mar 03 2009
   

       Let he who is without bread cast the first bone.
—Spacecoyote, Mar 04 2009
   

       The Fertile Croissant
Monkey see, monkey halfbakes
Quality lack of control
Telling little birds what to say in people's ears for 10 years
Half a penny for your thoughts
All bark and no bake
Half in your head
All roads lead to roam
Half the rage
Putting half our eggs in one basketcase
Alter eggo
Mad halfers
Don't jump the bun
—daseva, Mar 04 2009
   

       Rabbit, Ruler of the Universe   

       Spaxy Claxons Think Tank   

       National Rail Enquiries
—eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 05 2009
   

       We apologise for the poor quality of this tagline.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 05 2009
   

       beany's babies
—Spacecoyote, Mar 06 2009
   

       Would you like to play a game?   

       [you will be baked…and then there will be cake]   

       veni, vidi, pastry.
—FlyingToaster, Mar 07 2009
   

       Notice there isn't a 'useful' category.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 07 2009
   

       Quantum shoelace entanglement.
—bigsleep, Mar 10 2009
   

       This would be a wonderful addition to society.
(from [21 quest]'s Bounce Tower idea.)
—phundug, Mar 10 2009
   

       the semi-sterile crescent.
—RayfordSteele, Mar 10 2009
   

       It looked better on the back of the napkin.
Is there a Doctor in the house?
If you can't understand the answer perhaps you asked the wrong question...
Prepare to be odd.
—Canuck, Mar 11 2009
   

       Ah!-inspiring   

       Aha-inspiring
—Spacecoyote, Mar 11 2009
   

       Ask a silly question....
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 11 2009
   

       Halfway to Eureka.
—Spacecoyote, Mar 11 2009
   

       A kind of midpoint between success and faliure
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 11 2009
   

       Boldly going where no sane man would ever go!
—21 Quest, Mar 12 2009
   

       We've been here before....
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 12 2009
   

       I realize mass still counts somewhat, but how much?
—21 Quest, Mar 12 2009
   

       morlock or womble?
—pertinax, Mar 15 2009
   

       1.57079632679...
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 15 2009
   

       Direct observation of the medusa oblongota can turn ye to scone.   

       deoxyribonucleic arsing
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 22 2009
   

       Fire? - fishbone. The wheel? - fishbone. Tails For All? - BUN!
We neither support nor abhor the use of deniable plausibility.
Did Schroedinger's box just bounce?
—Canuck, Mar 24 2009
   

       enderangelment.
enstrangelment.
enfinaglement.
—daseva, Mar 24 2009
   

       encrapment
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 25 2009
   

       3 out of 4 were paste-eaters
(not pastry mind you)
—xandram, Mar 25 2009
   

       Marked up to keep the Goverment happy.
—eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 25 2009
   

       We invented the head/cloud synergy.
—bigsleep, Mar 25 2009
   

       Click here to visit your spiritual internet home
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 25 2009
   

       Wasting a lot of saved time.
—eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 25 2009
   

       Saving a lot of wasted time.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 25 2009
   

       You-reek, eh?
I got your stimulus package right here.
—RayfordSteele, Mar 25 2009
   

       Oh yeah, well eureka too.
—marklar, Mar 26 2009
   

       I only just got that joke!
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 26 2009
   

       So you think you're outside the box, do you ?
—FlyingToaster, Mar 26 2009
   

       Do not try to bend the box; that's unwrappable. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
There is no box.
Then you will see, it is not the box that bends, it is only your self.		   

       Normal people? We call them in-boxers...
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 27 2009
   

       thinking outside the briefs.
—FlyingToaster, Mar 27 2009
   

       Clouding outside the box.
—eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 27 2009
   

       Thinking outside the berks
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 28 2009
   

       Strange breadfellows.
—Spacecoyote, Mar 28 2009
   

       There is no spoon ? Can I get a refund on my trifle ?
—bigsleep, Mar 31 2009
   

       Stinking outside the box.
—phundug, Mar 31 2009
   

       Thinking outside the bakes.
—phundug, Mar 31 2009
   

       Thinking outside the baked.
—Spacecoyote, Mar 31 2009
   

       Thinking like a thtone.   

       //thinking like a thtone//   

       Ha! That one took me a few seconds. Perfect description of this place.
—21 Quest, Mar 31 2009
   

       stinking outside the socks ?
—FlyingToaster, Mar 31 2009
   

       All roads lead to bone.   

       All roads lead to bun.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 31 2009
   

       Your membership is about to expire. Click here to renew now.
There's no fool like an April Fool!
Don't you wish your logo was half as good as ours?
Don't you wish your logo was hot and flaky like ours?
Pastry disadavantaged.
Who asked you?
We'll meet you halfway.
—Canuck, Apr 01 2009
   

       experiencing technical difficulties since 1999
—Spacecoyote, Apr 01 2009
   

       Don't you wish your croissant was hot like mine ?
—bigsleep, Apr 01 2009
   

       Bánh mì
—Spacecoyote, Apr 01 2009
   

       Aeging since 1999
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 01 2009
   

       Don'tcha wish your 'vention was bunned like me?
—phundug, Apr 01 2009
   

       Happy happy joy joy
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 01 2009
   

       X marks the spock
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 01 2009
   

       Plato's play dough
—xandram, Apr 01 2009
   

       Today's book: Temerity and Telemetry by Steve Austin.
—bigsleep, Apr 02 2009
   

       Crappy happy joy toy.
—21 Quest, Apr 02 2009
   

       What's your breaded score?
—phundug, Apr 02 2009
   

       Seeing the world through rose-colored molasses.
—phundug, Apr 02 2009
   

       Don't be a baking pouter!
—phundug, Apr 02 2009
   

       Bake at the moon.
Sciatica!		   

       cyberdiddlysquatting
—pertinax, Apr 04 2009
   

       High in Opportunity Cost.
—DrBob, Apr 06 2009
   

       Duncing with the stars.   

       Get your feet off the ground and stick your head in the clouds!
—21 Quest, Apr 06 2009
   

       Sader and Masoch, Patent Evaluators.   

       If ideas could scream.   

       Sandpaper for your brain.   

       The croissant is tasty, but you have to eat the saucer, too.   

       Half a school of piranhas.
—baconbrain, Apr 07 2009
   

       Kill one bird with half a stone.
—daseva, Apr 07 2009
   

       "Yes it's very pretty but we don't know where we are."   

       - Harris Tweed, in the song Ode to Confusion. It seems to sum up the HB pretty well.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 07 2009
   

       Kill half a bird with two stones.   

       Kill one bird with a thousand stones.
—21 Quest, Apr 07 2009
   

       Is a six crow flock an aggravated assault?
The bunk stops here.
Don't halve a cow man!		   

       The buck didn't stop here, it suicided when it realized where it was, and naturally we took credit.
—21 Quest, Apr 07 2009
   

       The fine line between fresh and raw.
—PhaseShifter, Apr 08 2009
   

       The fine line between 'vintage' and 'stale'
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 08 2009
   

       Couching nerd, hidden patent.
—bigsleep, Apr 09 2009
   

       The broad area between Hove and Late.
—marklar, Apr 13 2009
   

       The thin, buttery line between baked and burnt.
—21 Quest, Apr 13 2009
   

       Divinotion, half incorrect 50% of the time.
—4whom, Apr 13 2009
   

       2 halves make a hole.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 13 2009
   

       Ever wondered if there was a third-bakery? Click here to find out!
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 13 2009
   

       Flaky rehab (anagram)
Also, "Farkey blah", but it's not as good.
—marklar, Apr 13 2009
   

       Under researched and not funded.
—bigsleep, Apr 15 2009
   

       Whydentity parade
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 17 2009
   

       Half a pack of hyenas.   

       Idea constrictors.   

       Your idea is like a baby gazelle . . .   

       Mentation predation.   

       Idée fixe.   

       Ideas fixed. Pets fixed, also.
—baconbrain, Apr 17 2009
   

       Risk. It's what we do!
—21 Quest, Apr 17 2009
   

       D'oh, nuts!   

       Sprechen sie Halb-kuchen?
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 18 2009
   

       Custom turkey solutions
—bigsleep, Apr 18 2009
   

       hElp! i Am bEiNG hElD CAptiVE iN A tAGliNE wRitiNG fActoRy   

       So, you're a tagline? That's cool. Say 'Hi' to your mother for me.
—daseva, Apr 18 2009
   

       Very funny Scotty, now beam me up my pants.
<ripped off of a few standup routines by various people>
—FlyingToaster, Apr 18 2009
   

       Full frontal nerdity.
<blatantly stolen from Better Off Ted sit-com>		   

       Your village called. Their idiot is missing.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 23 2009
   

       Not the normal curse of events
—lurch, Apr 24 2009
   

       They say 'Why?', we say 'How?'
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 25 2009
   

       A stronger hole is a bigger hole - [xenxag]
—methinksnot, Apr 28 2009
   

       Congratulations, you're our 1,000,000th inquisitor!
—phundug, Apr 29 2009
   

       How poetic would the justice be, and how befitting the fickle nature of the Halfbakery?
—21 Quest, Apr 29 2009
   

       We anneal before the mighty croissant!
—bigsleep, Apr 29 2009
   

       The Croissant is our master! It chooses who will stay and who will go!
—21 Quest, Apr 29 2009
   

       Twice the thought, half the result.
—21 Quest, Apr 29 2009
   

       Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
—up_on_cloud_nine, Apr 30 2009
   

       This space was intentionally left blank.
—phundug, May 03 2009
   

       Recommended for low-podium diets.
—phundug, May 03 2009
   

       Your shopping cart has 1 wobbly wheel.
—bigsleep, May 04 2009
   

       Stop reading this tagli
—phundug, May 04 2009
   

       We can't HANDLE the truth!
—phundug, May 04 2009
   

       If the idea lies, idealize!
—phundug, May 04 2009
   

       Still seekng marbles.
—up_on_cloud_nine, May 04 2009
   

       Will Bake for food.   

       Will cook for food.
—21 Quest, May 04 2009
   

       Performing brain scan . . . . . failed.
—phundug, May 04 2009
   

       Tales from decrypt.   

       Thinking with one brain tied behind your back.
—MaxwellBuchanan, May 06 2009
   

       Orthomoronic structure
—up_on_cloud_nine, May 22 2009
   

       This place drives me quasi
—bigsleep, May 28 2009
   

       Orphic Brie
—zen_tom, May 28 2009
   

       That's a quasi idea....
—up_on_cloud_nine, May 29 2009
   

       That's how we roll.
Paindemonium.
Cake-istocracy, not kakistocracy.
Into crass.
Cat rosins (?)
No scat, sir.
A con stirs.
—Gamma48, May 29 2009
   

       The pun is mightier than this word.   

       Very fine, [2fries]
—up_on_cloud_nine, May 30 2009
   

       A half-full think tank.
—blissmiss, Jun 01 2009
   

       That will bring us back to DOUGH dough dough dough
—smendler, Jun 01 2009
   

       Oh, look, it's a bunnie! A cute little bunnie!
—smendler, Jun 01 2009
   

       "I'm a doctor, Jim, not a baker!"
—smendler, Jun 01 2009
   

       You know the "Transformers"? Those little toy cars that turn into robots? Made gazillions of dollars, big cartoon show, blockbuster movies? Well, we had nothing at all to do with that.
—smendler, Jun 01 2009
   

       Get a halflife, already
—smendler, Jun 01 2009
   

       I really need to get out more often
—smendler, Jun 01 2009
   

       I really need to get off more often
—smendler, Jun 01 2009
   

       Search: intelligence. Sorry, no match.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jun 01 2009
   

       All will be reviled.   

       (Thanks, Monroe. May your spell-checker rest in peace.)
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 06 2009
   

       This tagline is subject to copyright.   

       ps - very good, [MB]
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jun 07 2009
   

       Nope springs eternal....
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jun 08 2009
   

       That one made me grin.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 08 2009
   

       ditto   

       Fully e-quipped.
Shave the whales!
Some wayr over the rainbow...
Kvetcher in the wry.		   

       More séance than science.
Putting the crumble into civilisation.
—DrBob, Jun 08 2009
   

       Free cookie with every registration.
—bigsleep, Jun 08 2009
   

       Quantum enflangelment.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jun 09 2009
   

       Aspergic wit
—bigsleep, Jun 19 2009
   

       //Aspergic wit// Yes! (I ought to try plugging my book at this point).
—pertinax, Jun 19 2009
   

       Thinking outside the spoon.
—RayfordSteele, Jun 19 2009
   

       Do not try and bend the spoon. There's dessert.
—bigsleep, Jun 19 2009
   

       You need to add more reasoning.
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jun 19 2009
   

       //(I ought to try plugging my book at this point).//   

       What's the title ? Its not "The man who mistook his wife for a hat" is it ? I found it a fascinating window on different modes of mental operation. Or it could have been a book, I forget now.
—bigsleep, Jun 19 2009
   

       <sotto voce>Psst, [bigsleep]; see my profile page. I would have emailed you, but your profile doesn't seem to include an address.</sotto voce> Also, I'm flattered that you mistook my style for that of the much more successful Dr Sachs (author of that wife/hat book, IIRC).
—pertinax, Jun 19 2009
   

       //There is no "i" in halfbakery. _____ Canuck //
ah, but there is an "elf"
—Gamma48, Jun 25 2009
   

       could "of", should "of", would "of"
—iron_horse, Jul 04 2009
   

       Rocket Science - made easy.
—xandram, Jul 04 2009
   

       Shouldn't that be -   

       Rocket Science Sponsor
—bigsleep, Jul 04 2009
   

       "Oh my God! It's full of stats!"   

       Vorsprung Durch Pedantik
—up_on_cloud_nine, Jul 08 2009
   

       We never sugar coat it.   

       the unglazed truth   

       buns of surreal
—dentworth, Jul 17 2009
   

       Patriots of weird   

       You are here for a reason   

       Please, do wipe your feet
—gribbler, Jul 19 2009
   

       Putting the ache in bake since 1999!
—21 Quest, Jul 20 2009
   

       They're so frightfully keen, those magnificent men in their ... oh.
—pertinax, Jul 20 2009
   

       think of us as the hedge fund of intellectual capital
—smendler, Jul 21 2009
   

       Necessity is a mother-.
—nick_n_uit, Jul 24 2009
   

       I see fed people.
—FlyingToaster, Jul 24 2009
   

       I see bread people.
—21 Quest, Jul 24 2009
   

       Jesus Crust [21_Q...] that one is as old as this post.
^ see up
—4whom, Jul 25 2009
   

       Yeah, I know. Just thought I'd revisit the classics.
—21 Quest, Jul 25 2009
   

       //Yeah, I know.//   

       [marked-for-tagline]
—bigsleep, Jul 25 2009
   

       Philosopher's scone.
   

       A healthy cranial ecosystem is the goal.
—RayfordSteele, Jul 27 2009
   

       Genk!
—Gamma48, Aug 03 2009
   

       OH MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF SOCKS!
—RayfordSteele, Aug 21 2009
   

       Mythcrusters
—nick_n_uit, Aug 25 2009
   

       Mirthbusters
—daseva, Aug 25 2009
   

       Think outside the breadbox
bake away from the herd
—CaptainClapper, Aug 26 2009
   

       Yes. It looked like this 10 years ago.
Bigger on the inside.
—bigsleep, Aug 26 2009
   

       Thumbwaxing philosophical.   

       Sorry [thumbwax] I couldn't resist. Where'd y'go anyway?   

       Chapati training
—smendler, Aug 27 2009
   

       Somewhere between half-empty and half-full.
That's enough, Gamma.
—Gamma48, Aug 27 2009
   

       alliteracy class is on saturdays.
—bigsleep, Aug 29 2009
   

       Going from A to B as the cow flies.
—bigsleep, Aug 31 2009
   

       Fitted with a catatonic converter.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 03 2009
   

       A repository of supposition... a suppository, if you will.
—21 Quest, Sep 06 2009
   

       Low-cut brows.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 06 2009
   

       Half-vast
   

       attrib. bobzaguy - tails for all Sept 2009
—Ling, Sep 07 2009
   

       Ner-ner technology
—coprocephalous, Sep 08 2009
   

       Your password has expired. Enter new password here:   

       Bienvenue à la Demi-pâtisserie.   

       We're not Halfbaked, just underdone.   

       Eschewing tralatitious cogitation since 1999.   

       Dairy products for the lactose-indifferent.   

       If you want to make a batch of croissants you have to break a few eggs.   

       Is that a fishbone in your pita, or are you just excited to be here?
—Canuck, Sep 08 2009
   

       In Cod we crust.   

       Sharp as bread.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 19 2009
   

       Unfounded 1998
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 20 2009
   

       Microwave in use.
—tatterdemalion, Sep 20 2009
   

       Amazing powers of obscuration.   

       Bun ratio, hast thou forsaken me ?
—bigsleep, Sep 21 2009
   

       Caution: Information Hazard
—lurch, Sep 23 2009
   

       Silence is Golden. Duct-Tape is Silver.   

       (thiefed from bash.org)
—FlyingToaster, Sep 23 2009
   

       Alfalfa male seeks female investor.   

       [There ya go FT]
—bigsleep, Sep 23 2009
   

       Dramatization
—tatterdemalion, Sep 24 2009
   

       Pi ala mode.
Modems operandi.
Where's your hairnet?		   

       Pi ala Modem
—21 Quest, Sep 24 2009
   

       Uh, hey, are you gonna finish that?
—smendler, Oct 01 2009
   

       Chomp. Slurp. Gulp.
—smendler, Oct 01 2009
   

       More filling, less taste.
—smendler, Oct 01 2009
   

       RAID. Ironically protecting your germs of ideas since 2004.
—bigsleep, Oct 03 2009
   

       Stock cubes may go up or down in flavour.
—bigsleep, Oct 07 2009
   

       No matter how often you reload, it'll always read "50 cents".   

       More bun for your half-buck.   

       Welcome to the Halfbuckery.   

       Watch this space!   

       Press F13 for secret members-only page.   

       Where inspiration meets depreciation.   

       So you're back for more, are you?   

       Was it serendipity or catastrophe that brought you here?
—Canuck, Oct 07 2009
   

       If this was a whole bakery you'd be deemed a wit.   

       500 Monkeys.   

       "MacGyver" is too a verb !   

       a few oscillators short a zebra.   

       This way to the Egret   

       don't click here   

       1% inspiration; 99% perspiration; 5 % mathematics
—FlyingToaster, Oct 08 2009
   

       peeing outside the box
—FlyingToaster, Oct 11 2009
   

       I'm sorry, was that your thinking box I peed in?
—21 Quest, Oct 11 2009
   

       I'm sorry, was that your thinking box I peed in?
—21 Quest, Oct 11 2009
   

       We hate it when our friends get bunned.
—Thomasunde, Oct 14 2009
   

       Bun the which!
Rubiks cubicle
A rolling scone gathers no mass.		   

       Also see our sister site the iHalfbakery. www.squarerootof minusonequarter.com
—bigsleep, Nov 04 2009
   

       distant, and no cigar
—pertinax, Nov 05 2009
   


 

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