 h a l f b a k e r y Number one on the no-fly list
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[+] Although you'd have to supply a pole with which to press the button, so you don't get attacked by the tree. |
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In fact, why not have what is essentially just an actual umbrella. The only enhancement is that the fabric is green, with a brown handle and stem, and has a print pattern that simulates that of a decorated christmas tree. Perhaps one could over-egg the pudding by embedding LEDs and such. And a fairy on top. |
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"over-egg the pudding"? What does that mean? |
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too many eggs make the pudding kinda over eggy! |
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But, isn't it bad luck to open an umbrella indoors? That's what my mother always told me! |
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It's bad luck to be superstitious. |
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People got the idea that opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck as they thought someone's eye might be poked out in the process of opening it up. |
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This could be great. I'd get a mate to help put it up. That way he could hit the button at the same time as I hurled a load of tinsel over it: Shazam, randomly decorated tree in <a second. Fantastic. + |
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