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411 Interceptor

Something she can't remove by calling the phone company
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I am getting fed up with my other half constantly running up our phone bill by calling 411 everytime she wants to look up a number or address. We have no less than 10 phonebooks and unlimited internet access at very high speeds. I've talked and talked to her about it, but she just can't be bothered to actually look up a number and dial it. I could call the phone company and have the service blocked, but she'd just call 'em right back and have it restored. I can't add a password to the account, either, because we put the phone under her name when we got it.

We do use an answering machine, though, and it's built into the charging base. So what I'd like to do is set it up so when she calls 411 (or any other paid directory assistance service) she hears a pre- recorded message from me saying "look up the number, dial the number" then the call is disconnected. To change it would require a passcode be punched into the keypad on the charging base. This would not be something the phone company can reset with a phonecall.

21 Quest, Sep 23 2009

Duofone Call Restrictor http://support.radi...nes/doc48/48829.htm
[Jscotty, Sep 27 2009]

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       You're in a no win situation [21Quest] let it be.
zeno, Sep 23 2009
  

       We use the internet for almost all phone research. Is she comfortable with the computer?
normzone, Sep 23 2009
  

       If both of you think you should control her access to the phone, change it to be in your name.
jutta, Sep 23 2009
  

       How would this be set up so it can be requested by a party other than the registered subscriber?   

       (Transatlantic translation: 411 = directory enquiries. Not sure about ROW, sorry)
egbert, Sep 23 2009
  

       "Sorry 'bout that incident with the intruder last week, I'm sure I told them to block *four* one one."
wagster, Sep 23 2009
  

       I have had to block numbers from stalkers. BT charge for the service. I think you'd be charged for blocking that. Would it be cheaper in the long run?
nineteenthly, Sep 23 2009
  

       Perhaps we need a new category for "Product: domestic conflict resolution". I would post an invention which, every time an extension lead is not re-coiled properly onto the spool after use, would cause the same user to suffer a mild but disconcerting electric shock next time they used it, whilst automatically transferring £10 from their bank account to mine. Mrs. Maxwell would probably post an invention which automatically stubs the toe of anyone caught winding the hoover cable too neatly back onto its little winding-up- around hooks. AND another thing....
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 23 2009
  

       I was thinking along the lines of a hardware block. The phone would detect the number being dialed, and a switch inside would physically hang it up, using the answering machine to play the prerecorded message right before the hangup. No need for the company to be involved in any way, so how could they charge me?
21 Quest, Sep 23 2009
  

       Put Google-411 in her speed dial, maybe she'll use it. Or just leave her alone, she's an adult presumably.
tatterdemalion, Sep 23 2009
  

       Move to Stepford.
8th of 7, Sep 23 2009
  

       Technological solution to a problem which is fundamentally about your relationship [-]
BunsenHoneydew, Sep 27 2009
  

       It could easily be programmed not to block 911, even if it's entered by mistake.
21 Quest, Sep 27 2009
  

       {{{{Ting}}}}, 8th of 7, that was a funny one.
blissmiss, Sep 27 2009
  

       Sounds like the issue is with the missus, not the phone!
Maybe if she had to pay the phone bill the calls would stop!
  

       From what you have said, this feature (blocking numbers) is widely available, it's just tha your partner knows the password. Any system will fall down if she has the ability to switch it on or off.
MikeOliver, Sep 27 2009
  

       Well yes, but this would be something she doesn't *have* the ability to switch on or off. It's like the difference, with a cellphone, between protecting your phone from unauthorized use with a SIM lock code, which can be bypassed by calling the phone company and obtaining the PUK code, and using the phone's proprietary built-in security code feature, which the phone company cannot reset or unlock.
21 Quest, Sep 27 2009
  

       You are missing the point. She has the ability to switch it off because she has the password. You are suggesting a whole new level of security to go over the one that already exists, and is quite adequate.
There is no need for this, as the current system works perfectly well unless you give your partner access to it!
  

       *edit   

       Let me put this another way... Imagine you want to keep your partner out of your house, however she has a key. The solution is not put another door over the original door, the solution is change the lock (or take her key off her).
MikeOliver, Sep 27 2009
  

       Radio Shack used to stock a device that worked for this purpose. (I know this because I bought one for a similar problem) You could either connect it in series from the main phone block and it would shut off the line if it detected a certain number or you could connect it in parallel in a hidden location within the house and then it would create an annoying high pitched buzzing noise if it detected any unauthorized numbers or pre-selected number sequences. (e.g. 1+ any number or anything starting with 976) I wish I knew where my unit was or what the RS stock number was. I'd like to have this on hand for circumstances just like this!
Jscotty, Sep 27 2009
  

       Ok.. I found it! Duofone Outgoing Call Restricter Cat# 43-952
Jscotty, Sep 27 2009
  

       Give her a slap!
xenzag, Sep 27 2009
  

       Change your partner. Sorted.
coprocephalous, Sep 28 2009
  

       Suggested category change ;-)   

       Relationship: Counseling
normzone, Sep 28 2009
  

       Suggested category change:
Health: Birth Control
RayfordSteele, Sep 28 2009
  

       Last of the 411 Interceptors. Be a shame to blow it up.
bungston, Sep 28 2009
  

       Knowing a little about women, were you to put this in place it would be a sure way to ensure you don't miss "Fight Night" on CNN. It would show an utter lack of respect for her right to exercise free will; a right she retains even through marriage she voluntarily agrees to temper with your wishes. So; for a poorly thought-out solution to a problem [-]... but still it is a valid idea for (e.g.) corporate use [+] = [].
vincevincevince, Sep 28 2009
  

       I think that part of the appeal of this idea over a password change is that it might be able to be installed surreptitiously, and might be beyond the scope of Madame [21Quest]'s abilities to foil. Also, there's just something more permanent about actually, physically blocking the use of 411. Something more retaliatory about it. i like it.
CaptainClapper, Sep 29 2009
  

       Why do you even have a landline? Cell phones, man! I got one, let me tell you about it. No wires! And, a shiny screen get this: it's a freakin' digital camera, too! I'm boning this because I had a bad breakfast.
daseva, Sep 29 2009
  

       my house is a black hole. No cell phone signal past the event horizon (read "doorway").
CaptainClapper, Sep 29 2009
  

       I have a landline because if i put a mobile number in my Yellow Pages ad, it would look really shoddy and i would lose lots of clients if i changed my number anyway. And i have a DECT 'phone.
nineteenthly, Sep 29 2009
  
      
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