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In the great red room there was some cellophane
And a wooden spoon
And a picture of
a couple, on their honeymoon
And there were three little tears
in some women's underwear
And two little flagalettes
And a pair of gauntlets
And a tight little blouse
And a base, and a cam
And a bowl full of jam
And a muffled lady who is rasping 'Mphghmmm'
Good night couple on their honeymoon
And the wooden spoon
And goodnight gauntlets
And goodnight locks
Goodnight little blouse
And goodnight spouse
And goodnight cam
And goodnight to the lady
Goodnight noises everywhere
was shade 2 or 3 [popbottle, Feb 16 2015]
||Well, at least it's not in Other:General:Bondage
||If this is meant to be to the tune of "The Twelve Day's
of Christmas", I don't think it scans.
||This actually started out wanting to be more of a
Goodnight X_ puzzle / escape-the-room ipad game
mashup, but the rhymes and replacements that fit
best just pushed it in this direction. At one point,
the 'couple on their honeymoon,' was 'a dead
tycoon,' 'a plastic baboon,'a rabid raccoon...'
||Well, that explains it. I'm not sure _what_ it
explains, but it explains it.
||Anyone with or having had children would have had and/or are having, or may soon have the experience with "Goodnight Moon"
||i think "Mphghmmm" counts as speech.
||But perhaps not free speech...