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That was spectacular! Roger Pembington-Smythe, with a back double somersault tuck, and an awesome "Jolly Ho", that should take him right up into the medals. And now, Chang Li Won, with a reverse one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists, in the free position, attempting the "Texan Whoop". [+] |
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Here comes Janet Leigh.. with a double half pike and a fantasticly blood curdling "Aaaargh!". |
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..with Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson as the judges. |
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Ann Darrow screams, dives, then faints. + |
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"And as he executes the backwards flip, he tears off the obligatory blindfold to see the piranhas waiting in the water below, andOWWWW MY EARDRUMS..... " |
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"Johnson is up on the high dive for a reverse pike with a conventional 'Geronimo!' Ooooh a bellyflop!"
"That'll cost her big time in the technical dive section, but the painful wail afterwards was a perfect 10!" |
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It reminds me of a scene in this movie "Pumping Iron" that tells about Arnold Swartznegger's early career as a body builder. He told a competitor to strike a pose and then yell real loud. Just like: "AAAARRRRGG!" The guy did, he looked insane and lost to Arnold. Arnold's attitude was: Why would I give a competitor good advice? |
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Would the scream be louder if the "water" was just an animated hologram that got turned off just after the competitor had jumped........ ? |
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you could project images on the pool bottom from projectors underwater with mirrors to do that, [8th of 7] |
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I like the idea, 4 somersaults: "ARRarrARRarrARRarrARRarr", SPLAT! |
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I like the idea, one body flop, grunt. |
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Johnny Weissmuller would be the ideal judge, shirley. |
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"10 points for post package smackage vocalisation, Bob." |
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