Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Active Molars
Over-teeth
 
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The active molars clip on over your own teeth or false teeth and can be popped in at meal times and removed afterwards.

Simply place some food in your mouth and then close it. A circuit is thereby completed and the active molars will whirr into life.

These, battery powered, individually rotating teeth will then do all the work of chewing for you.

An essential dining accessory for those will loss of motor control or with bite-reflex disfunction (or for really, really lazy sods).

(Inspired by a misreading of [ato_de]'s "Active Monar")

squeak, Jun 25 2003


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       keeping my tongue in my cheek and very still.
po, Jun 25 2003
   

       Sheesh, I should report my "Buzz Saw Dentures" idea - much more effective.
DrCurry, Jun 25 2003
   

       I'm not that lazy. Yet.
phoenix, Jun 25 2003
   

       Thanks for the nod [squeak], but if you're going to steal from me, please leave a criossant in payment ;-)   

       That said, I don't think I would want to have anything moving around on its own in my mouth, but I can see the usefulness of this for the incapacitated. +
ato_de, Jun 25 2003
   

       //I don't think I would want to have anything moving around on its own in my mouth//
Dentist, girl/boyfriend, saliva....?
silverstormer, Jun 25 2003
   

       //Dentist, girl/boyfriend, saliva....?//   

       Yep, that about sums it up.
ato_de, Jun 25 2003
   

       and yeow.
bristolz, Jun 25 2003
   

       I think for the disabled the maceration would be dome externally (Baked- food processor)   

       Anyone that lazy should be eliminated from the gene pool by starving to death.
RusNash, Jun 25 2003
   

       Maceration? Do you mean mastication? Maceration means to soften something by soaking it whereas mastication means chewing.
bristolz, Jun 25 2003
   


 
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