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And what happens when the patient inside starts flatlining and needs immediate attention? |
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Failure to comply involves being locked in a ward and being coughed on. |
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You'll just see doors jammed open, even if you are successful in instituting these controls in a place where doctors are likely to be sprinting to emergencies. |
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Why not replace the doors with a portcullis that extends down to the liquid surface of an isopropyl alcohol moat. One must swim through the alcohol, under the portcullis to ensure complete immersion, in order to enter/exit the ward. |
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Texticle, you've been reading Andromeda Strain, haven't you? |
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Perhaps if there was a failsafe that disables this function in case of patient monitors setting off an alarm if a critical condition occurs... Then you're playing Survivor: The Real Game... not quite worth the risk. |
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What would be the punishment for tailgating, do the doors slamm shut on you?, do you end up looking like a chook who's been hit with the back of the axe? |
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Sounds like a great idea, but hospital's would never invest in such things, not in Aust. anyway. |
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They did a test on some door handles in a major sydney hospital, and the average number of different urine protiens was seventeen, yumm, that'll make you use the lunch room! |
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[21Q] and [Dr. C] are quite right - a ten second delay probably wouldn't be a good idea. I've removed that bit from the idea so that the door opens as soon as you dispense handwash, that makes it no slower than the button push doors in use today. You don't have to use the handwash if you're in a hurry, but you'll look a bit silly doing that at walking pace. |
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Of course [Texticle]'s variation is still far superior. |
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