Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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blastocoel-shaped cheerios
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Put little eyes and teeth on one side of the cheerios and little legs and genitals on the other side -- cheerios shaped like little guys, by adding the minimum of cartoon features to make it clear that one side of each cheerio is a mouth and the other a butt -- all to remind you that people are shaped like toruses, so that you have something to think about in the morning.

JesusHChrist, Mar 22 2006

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       I had never before realized that people are sort of torus shaped. Well, a very loose kind of "sort of". An exetremely mutated torus.

PollyNo9, Mar 23 2006
  

       These can be packaged in a tube within a tube.

rcarty, Mar 23 2006
  

       Bun, but only for the last couple of lines.

wagster, Mar 23 2006
  

       You are what you eat.

methinksnot, Mar 23 2006
  
      
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