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2 types of toothpaste.
1 paste is for the morning. It contains caffeine to help wake you up.
The other night paste contains a sleeping agent to help you fall asleep.
Toothpaste sales could double. Now the consumer has to buy 2 types of toothpaste.
(German) Morgens Aronal, abends Elmex.
http://www.elmex.de/oral/11.html
German toothpaste brand with split personality. Their slogan is "In the morning Aronal, in the evening Elmex." No caffeine / sleeping agent, though. [jutta, Nov 28 2000]
Arm & Hammer
http://www.happi.com/special/feb002.htm
The big boys have done it [Dolophine, Nov 28 2000, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Toothsome Toothpaste
http://www.halfbake...thsome_20Toothpaste
The AM brand should keep your breakfast tasty, too. [centauri, Nov 28 2000]
Sleepy-sleep-sleep Toothpaste
http://www.pearlydreams.net/index.html
[Dub, Oct 08 2009]
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Could the stimulant and sleeping draught be made in a format that could be absorbed through the gums? That would help people who didn't eat their toothpaste. |
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Sure sales would skyrocket -- your toothpastes would be addictive! |
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The thought here was to have the product absorbed through the mouth. Swallowing toothpaste would be horrible! |
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DeadPaisly is right, your tongue is covered in tiny cuts, perfect for absorbing drugs like caffeine or sleeping agents. That's why smokeless tobacco is addictive, the nicotine goes into these cuts and into your bloodstream (although some brands actually put fiberglass into the tobacco to make tiny cuts in your lip to do the same). Although I disagree that the toothpaste sales would double. Think about it. Instead of using one toothpaste twice, you are using two toothpastes once. You still use the same amount of toothpaste even if it is two different kinds. Although products like this would be incredibly expensive, which would increase sales, but they wouldn't double. Great idea though! |
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mmm... addictive toothpaste. just the thing to bring up
profits. if you're into that sort of thing :-b |
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I see the sleeping agent toothpaste as a potential
problem. Different people use different amounts of
toothpaste. You would need to get a concentration that
is strong enough to work for those who go light on
toothpaste, but weak enough that people who use gobs
of paste don't overdose or anything. There's also the
problem that sleeping pills are generally a temporary
solution, and stop working after a couple of weeks.
There are really cool explanations for why that happens
(homeostasis and such). Pretty charts. But a bummer for
those who have trouble sleeping, I suppose. |
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A related issue is that of a buildup of tolerance. Would
people have to use more and more toothpaste over time
to get a high enough concentration of caffeine / sleeping
pills? |
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Just make sure to make the morning toothpaste in a flavor that doesn't clash horribly with orange juice. |
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why not cocaine and morphine? |
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