Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Amish Vandals
hey...that barn wasn't there yesterday
 
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in an attempt to assert their practical, spiritually-grounded, community-centered values on the rest of the world, the amish construct barns under the cloak of night throughout urban and suburban areas across the globe.

the unsuspecting populous awakes in the morning to find the physical graffiti, horrified, yet amazed at the swift but remarkable craftsmanship. all things amish and barn raising vandals become the new 'punk'


xclamp, May 03 2004

barn raising http://www.amishtow...os/barn_raising.htm
rome was not built in a day because the amish were not contracted [xclamp, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

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       Wouldn't it be quieter if you dropped one in by helicopter from a 5000ft rope? Surely Amish hammers make as much noise as any other?

UnaBubba, May 03 2004
  

       Maybe they could raise outhouses that other vandals have razed.

FarmerJohn, May 03 2004
  

       We should get the Amish viewpoint. I'll wait.

thumbwax, May 03 2004
  

       Has anyone considered the idea the Amish are also responsible for crop circles?

wgmcg, May 03 2004
  

       Nope.   

       If "Amish" were short for "Americans" then "British" would be short for "Britericans".

FarmerJohn, May 03 2004
  

       or Famer American and Australian is short for Colonials, as in damn...

engineer1, May 04 2004
  
      
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