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Anabolympics?
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There is so many people being caught using Anabolic Steroids, and those who use it and dont get caught wins. This is unfair, and I suggest an ANABOLYMPICS where use of Anabolic Steroids is allowed. Then we can really find out who is the strongest, fastest, and best athlete in the world. All the world records will be beaten. The sponsors will probably not be beverage producers, but medical companys who manufacture the steroids. There is a lot of money in the medical industry, so the possible income will be enormous. What do you think?
—autark, Jan 26 2001

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       Why not expand this concept to the all drug olympics. "Jason Farley from the United States takes the gold medal in the hundred meter sprint pothead class with a time of fifteen point five seconds."
—buckrogers, Jan 26 2001
   

       Don't forget the old _Saturday Night Live_ skit in which a weightlifter at the Steroid Olympics rips off his arms while trying to clean-and-jerk an obscene amount of weight. Also, powerlifting has preetty much done this, as it has both drug-free and non-drug-tested associations.
—1kester, Jan 24 2002
   

       "Jason Farley from the United States takes the gold medal in the hundred meter sprint pothead class with a time of four hours, fifteen minutes and five seconds.... the rest of the comptitors will come over to congratulate him when they have finished at the snack machine...."
—CasaLoco, Jan 24 2002
   

       An annotation to a comment 2 1/2 years old:
  

       Steve, My god I haven't thought of that story in 15 years. Was that the one in which the American wrestlers were hunchbacks and the Russians had skin like rough fiberglass?
—grip, Sep 30 2003
   

       Here we are a little short of 3 years since the first posting   

       The Anabolympics still havent transpired .... but then again how would i know... I don't watch TV anymore .... there should have beena a webcast if it did happen..... hmmmmm .... rambling.... did I type that out loud?
—markr, Jan 10 2004
   

       would the competetors in the rifle shooting event get to carry bazookas?
—kracker, Jan 13 2004
   

       Perhaps these olympics could be organised like Formula 1, which has a constructors championship, although in this context it would be an injectors championship.
—Mickey the Fish, Nov 09 2009
   


 

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