Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Annular Bread
Recycle and make great triple-decker sandwiches.
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Looking at a CD spindle, it occurred to me that it would make a great template for sandwiches.

A round loaf tin around 5&1/4in diameter with a spike up the middle would speed cooking times for bread (cost-saving benefit there) and yield a slice not dissimilar to a cut bagel (yes, I acknowledge their existence, Peter. Bear with me.)

With cream cheese rings, bread rings, tomatoes, round cheeses, salami, onions, lettuce leaves and what else you might wish for on a sandwich available in roughly round shapes you could make a killer sandwich on a CD spindle.

I'm off to the kitchen...


UnaBubba, Sep 08 2002

Fun shape bread http://www.halfbake...Fun_20shape_20bread
Maybe the same, maybe not. [phoenix, Sep 10 2002, last modified Oct 17 2004]



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       u mean... kinda like a shish-kabab??

joker_of_the_deck, Sep 08 2002
  

       Almost. But with a shish-kebab everything is speared. This idea is for bread with a 5/8in hole through the middle, so you just thread it onto the spindle.

UnaBubba, Sep 08 2002
  

       Or get a sandwich holepunch.

General Washington, Sep 08 2002
  

       That way, a robot could easily assemble your sandwich. Now www.makemeasandwich.com could be practical!

BinaryCookies, Sep 08 2002
  

       I can almost picture the late night infommercials hawking the "Bubba Sandwich Spike" sandwich system. "Build two, three, four or more sandwiches stacked up on one spike and LOOK how EASY it is to SERVE THEM ALL TO THE TABLE AT ONCE! Your guests will be AMAZED!"   

       Operators standing by.

bristolz, Sep 08 2002
  

       I have a cousin who makes award-winning bread using a bread machine. They come out round. So I'm sure you could make or adapt a bread machine to make tubular bread. *However*, why not just punch holes out of regular slices of bread using a cookie cutter?   

       Also, it seems to me you are missing an important element - how are you going to slice the sandwich with the spindle in the way? So you need a slot down the spindle to accommodate the knife.   

       And are you really sure you want to recycle bread?

DrCurry, Sep 08 2002
  

       And of course it's open to misuse by the sleazier elements.

General Washington, Sep 08 2002
  

       Dammit Doc you whipped away my lead-up. Could you possibly re-enter that 'My problem with food with a hole' phrase?

General Washington, Sep 08 2002
  

       quite easily baked then. ho ho.

yamahito, Sep 08 2002
  

       Recycling the Cd spindle DC. Sheesh!

UnaBubba, Sep 08 2002
  

       degroof: didn't I just say that?

DrCurry, Sep 08 2002
  

       *applause*   

       A slicing mechanism could be created out of a stationary blade that you 'roll' the spindle of bread over.

waugsqueke, Sep 08 2002
  

       *YES* thank you, waugs.   

       Then you only need lift off the slices not required and begin stacking the sandwich fillings back on.   

       Bristolz's idea for late night infomercials is being implemented as we speak.   

       <Princess Bride> Now, if only we had a Holy Man.</PB>

UnaBubba, Sep 08 2002
  

       Couldn't you just sort of pour in the honey, peanut butter, whatever into the slices' annular opening and then force down the spindle, causing the sandwiches to make themselves? Reminds me of Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown".

FarmerJohn, Sep 09 2002
  

       I'm not sure how that would work with Double-smoked Leg Ham, Cos Lettuce, Tomato and Havarti Cheese. The wholegrain mustard should be no problem though.

UnaBubba, Sep 09 2002
  

       Archimedes Sandwich? Heh.

UnaBubba, Sep 09 2002
  

       Sounds better than the Mobius sandwich - the filling keeps falling out.

hippo, Sep 10 2002
  

       Or does it keep falling in?

yamahito, Sep 10 2002
  

       shirley the filling on a Mobius sandwich would cover "both" sides of the bread effectively meaning that it wouldn't "fall" at all. Eating it may be an entirely different matter - especially for jam sandwiches.

PeterSilly, Sep 10 2002
  

       Mobius sandwiches would be very bad for those on a diet. You'd never get to the end of it.

8th of 7, Sep 10 2002
  

       The slicing could be accomplished by edged tines that unfurl from the center spindle. If these tines also had a heating mechanism the device could create toast untouched by human hands. Use the previously mentioned topping injection system to create french toast or to add jellies.

prometheus, Sep 10 2002
  

       If a buttered slice of Moebius bread fell on the floor...

waugsqueke, Sep 10 2002
  

       ... the universe would collapse in a mighty roar.

UnaBubba, Sep 10 2002
  

       Thus sayeth halfbakery lore.

half, Sep 10 2002
  

       that four line verse should be considered for tagline-deity..

yamahito, Sep 10 2002
  

       The problem is that things with holes leak. A PB&J on one of these pieces of bread would spoo all over you when you bit it, as would any other sort of sandwich with liquidish ingredients.

StarChaser, Sep 10 2002
  

       X*NEWSFLASH*X
Bagels banned, because they have a hole in the middle. 32 deaths attributed to leaking sandwich fillings... footage at 11:00...

UnaBubba, Sep 10 2002
  

       If you cut the slices thicker, you could inject runny fillings directly into the soft bread between the crusts.

8th of 7, Sep 11 2002
  

       // Note that people rarely put runny fillings on a bagel. //   

       Right. They don't because they...   

       // spoo all over you when you bit[e] it. //   

       8th, why would you want to do that?

waugsqueke, Sep 11 2002
  

       Somewhat off-topic, I note that B B King's restaurant in LA sells peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, battered and deep-fried, served with ice cream and a dusting of icing sugar. (The report I saw suggested that the icing sugar is to give an outline of the corpse for forensic purposes.)

angel, Sep 11 2002
  

       Isn't that waht killed Elvis ? Deep fried sandwiches of some sort ?

8th of 7, Sep 11 2002
  

       There is a fish and chip shop near me where you can buy deep fried Mars Bars. They are acutally rather yummy (if the oil is not too fishy).   

       But then I live in Scotland, the world center for inappropriately deep fried food. Pizza in batter is a favourite, especially after 5 pints. There is a man comes round once a week to clean our arteries out with a wire brush.   

       As you were.   

       Launch a class action. That pizza thing sounds truly horrible.

UnaBubba, Sep 15 2002
  

       8th: Elvis' favorite sandwich was grilled peanut butter and banana on white bread.

FarmerJohn, Sep 15 2002
  

       // B B King's restaurant in LA sells peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, battered and deep-fried, served with ice cream and a dusting of icing sugar //   

       I hope B.B. never eats at his own restaurant, as he is diabetic.

krelnik, Oct 14 2002
  


 
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