Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Aqua hat!

Godlfish? Anyone?
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This 'Hat' would consist of a very tight elastic band, attached to a lining of flexible plastic, which is then attached to a container of your choice.

You can keep your goldfish with you everywhere you go! has small air hole on top, so as the fish can breathe.

On second thought, considering fish live in their own toilet, maybe not.

And yes, the water is in direct contact with your scalp.

And yes, you may judge me partially (or even half) insane for this idea, or for this drawing I whipped up.

See <link> for diagram

EvilPickels, May 20 2005

(?) Aqua Hat drawing http://img287.echo....9510/aquahat4vq.jpg
CRappy MS Paint drawing I whipped up. [EvilPickels, May 20 2005]

Matching Shoes http://www.phatpimp...pimpshoesblack.html
I couldn't find a picture from "I'm gonna get you sucka" [Zimmy, May 21 2005]

Fishbowl Diving Fishbowl_20Diving
whole helmet [FarmerJohn, May 23 2005]

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       Dammit, It's like, I knew I was gonna laugh heartily at the hat even before I saw it, and that I'd happily give you a bun for the good laugh. And, for a minute, my humanity seemed so mechanical, yet so remarkable in its delicate causality, and I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do, was ding-a-dang-dong my ding-a-long-ling-long. [+]
daseva, May 20 2005
  

       Jesus, and my hot rod.
normzone, May 20 2005
  

       I think you get a bun just for the drawing.
finrod, May 20 2005
  

       Shave your head and put a plecostomus in the hat. Have a squeaky clean dome all day long!
Shz, May 20 2005
  

       Were you the model?
blissmiss, May 21 2005
  

       Thank you for clearly labling the picture's components.
ato_de, May 21 2005
  

       wow, look at the buns! good job EP.   

       piranha, heh
dentworth, May 21 2005
  

       I notice that in the drawing there's a protective elastic seal. Won't this seal prove disturbing in public places such as libraries, when it goes 'ark, ark, aark' and flaps its flippers together?
Ian Tindale, May 21 2005
  

       Jesus built my Aqua Hat.
wagster, May 21 2005
  

       No I wasn't the model. :P   

       Piranha! AH! *screams*
EvilPickels, May 21 2005
  

       Sounds a little awkward in terms of balancing but I love the idea nontheless.
If your insane person had hair would he have an issue with the fish mistaking it for food?
hidden truths, May 21 2005
  

       Maybe. But, you will never have to cut your hair again!
EvilPickels, May 21 2005
  

       hmmm... just shave your head and attach some kelp.
sophocles, May 23 2005
  

       Salt tanks are a lot of work to maintain. But maybe your sweat saline can be calculated in.   

       Oh, and you should add a chin strap to help maintain the seal.
normzone, May 23 2005
  

       Good for the summer months!(+) Do the fish come with the hat?
gorjabuble, May 24 2005
  

       I like the idea of a goldfish hat, but think I would include a separator liner between the fishtank and my head.
RayfordSteele, Aug 13 2005
  
      
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