Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Autoboner's Coming to Town
Yeah, now you wish you'd behaved.
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You’d better not rant,
You’d better not pry,
Better not post,
I’m telling you why:
Autoboner’s coming to town.

He’s* getting his fish,
And setting his sights,
Gonna hand out
Them all in one night.
Autoboner’s coming to town.

He bones you when you’re sleeping**,
No matter what you bake,
Don’t care if it is good or bad,
So don’t moan for goodness sake!

Oh, you’d better not rant,
You’d better not pry,
Better not post,
I’m telling you why:
Autoboner’s coming to town.

* a guess based on the moustache.
** yeah, intentional, couldn’t resist.


boysparks, Dec 22 2006

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       didn't take them long.. + to cancel out the weasel.

xenzag, Dec 22 2006
  

       [+]

hidden truths, Dec 22 2006
  

       Well it ain't exactly bubba, but it's kinda catchy.

blissmiss, Dec 22 2006
  

       Checks book on bakerquette - Not sure whether to bun or bone this

Dub, Dec 23 2006
  

       ha! here's to the autoboner! +

k_sra, Oct 03 2007
  

       yeah OK +

xandram, Oct 03 2007
  

       nishe one. [+]

Custardguts, Oct 04 2007
  
      
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