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Why on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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A sealed one-side-waxpaper bag containing shit from an animal of choice, and also something that ignites spontaneously upon contact with air. Perhaps some proprietary mixture could be devised, causing some small amount of kindling to catch fire, consequently torching the whole bag.
The result would
be a flaming bag of shit which is deliverable remotely(you wouldn't have to drop and light it yourself).
Mail one to the RIAA's doorstep!
||Crude idea, but it serves a purpose.
||ahh, the geek's way to do pranks! +
||Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
||Hmm...Some potassium and
sodium perchlorate ought to do
||I like the idea of a bag of shit that
works like a light-stick - snap it,
shake it and run like hell. A mix of
sodium perchlorate/sugar in one
compartment and sulfuric acid in
the other would make a really nice
spontaneous exothermic reaction.