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This product is for the lazy, one-stop single guy type in all of us. Another evening home all alone again? No REAL dinner plans? Batchelor Bags are pre-packaged food items with similar cook times. In the mood for chicken nuggets and fires? How about steak fingers and tater tots? The bag consists
of a wide-mouth opening for contortionless hand clearance for the easy, do-it-yourself handful portioning system. In addition, there should be heavy duty locking-strips on both ends, so bag orientation is non critical. Simply preheat oven, or set the home fryer to "stun" and toss in a handful of edible goodness. Come back in a few minutes, let cool and enjoy! Bags come in super family-size only, so each bag should last for a few meals depending on how much you prefer to eat at a sitting.
he had an edge to him when he started out - back before WWII
http://www.cliffrichard.org/
now he only plays Wimbledon Centre Court - thats the tennis court not the shopping centre... [po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
cliff.........
http://www.geocitie.../B/BatchelorBoy.htm
[po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
The Monkey Chow Diaries
http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html
"My name is Adam Scott, and this is the Monkey Chow Diaries, day 4. For the last 48 days, I've been eating nothing but Monkey Chow." [jutta, Jun 06 2006]
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not Cliff Richard's christmas release then? |
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they won't explode will they? she said hopefully <grin> |
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Never heard Cliff Richard ... It seems as though I've stumbled upon quite the mystery ... he's a singer? |
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So are we throwing the whole bag into the oven/microwave and eating out of it like a bag of Doritos? No plates, no silverware necessary. Just sit in front of the PS2 and reach in? I like that. |
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Locking strips may be unnecessary, I know a few bachelors who would eat an industrial sized batchelor bag in one evening. |
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is he a singer? well, yes, kinda. more an institution - he used to be *our Elvis* I am not quite sure how you would describe him today! |
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Bachelors Super Noodles are the only bachelor bags for me. Admittedly you do have to take them out of the bag and add a precisely-measured volume of hot water, but they have some secret highly addictive ingredient (possibly crack cocaine). |
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//chicken nuggets and fires// |
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I'm giving it a bun for that reason
alone, sadly I can't give this idea
two. |
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Any woman, of course, would instead prefer to cook a three course meal for herself, having no need for this product, hence the title is totally appropriate. |
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What a breath of fresh air. I didn't believe there was anyone in the world who hadn't heard of the Cliff-ster, especially in the run-up to Christmas. My faith in humanity is restored. |
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Futurama had a product somewhat similar to this called "Bachelor Chow". There's a billboard for it visible during the opening credits. |
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My college dining hall served something like this. They were called "Salona Shakers" (although I really have no idea why). Basically it was a foil bag of breaded/fried stuff. You could get chicken strips and waffle fries, breaded shrimp and onion rings, tater tots and onion rings, etc. Then, I guess the "shaker" part came from being able to open the bag and shake a desired seasoning powder on the food and then shake it all up. |
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//I am not quite sure how you would describe him today// |
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I'm more interested in this slef fellow who seems to have replaced the elf. Is he up for hire? |
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