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You roll this palm-sized doohickey along on your back. It looks just like one of those plastic back massagers with the three balls that feels all weird when you rub your skin with it.
But it has wheels, and as you push it, they turn a sharp lawnmower blade (don't worry; it's inset, for your safety.)
This blade will cut any rogue footlongs down to a more evolution theory-supporting 1/4 inch length. It's easy and it's fun! No batteries required.
[This is another of my friend Caroline's ideas. Isn't she creative?]
Edit: Please don't give these to friends as gag gifts. It's not meant to be funny, just useful.
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What's wrong with back hair? Everyone except alopecia sufferers has it, in varying lengths. |
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It may be fashionable now to be smoothly shaven, but I can remember when it was the reverse. Personally, I have better things to do with my time than denuding my body of "unsightly" hair to conform to the false standards of fashion victims. |
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I was kind of hoping it would get long enough to comb over. |
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Jeeves, gemme the WeedWhacker! |
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