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Bacon Flavoured Envelopes
Lets your dog seal your envelopes.
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Even though personal letter mail is starting to decline, a long standing problem with the mailing of letters is the closing of envelopes.

Paste, no matter how nontoxic, will never be pleasant tasting to any human older than a kindergartner. Furthermore, paper-cuts to the tongue are even more unpleasant.

An envelope paste that tastes like bacon would encourage man's best friends to be, sigh, mail's best friend too!

Ironically, in possession of a large quantity of these envelopes, a mail-man may not find the dogs on his route so friendly.


rcarty, Mar 08 2006



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       Bacon-flavored homework. "My dog ate it. Really!"

phundug, Mar 08 2006
  

       It's a cute idea, but they sell Bottle Moisneners for sealing envelopes. What if the postman is a vegetarian and finds the smell of bacon offensive? What's to stop your dog from eating all the envelopes before you get to use them? I forsee problems with this. Egg flavored stationery to go with?

xandram, Mar 08 2006
  

       I suppose fishbone flavoured envelopes could be sealed by cats.

rcarty, Mar 08 2006
  


 
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