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Bad Player Assisting Piano
Plays bits and snatches of real music to match the random wandering of really bad or non player pummeling the keys. | |
Plays bits and snatches of real music to match the
random
wandering of really bad or non player pummeling the
keys.
If you have ever been in the room with someone just
tinkling
the keys of a piano, you know how quickly it becomes
annoying. So a piano that could provide a conversion of
that
noise into some a bit more tolerable, would help keep
you
from tossing the boss's child out the window to the
street
below.
A player piano with some sense.
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Fitting a powerful spring to the keyboard cover, triggered by an audio analysis unit that can identify inferior playing, would offer a more effective solution. |
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Looks like somebody was inspired along a similar line
as me by this. |
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Oooh I like this. A sort of Google AutoDraw for music. |
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<tap tap tap tap tap tap> "No, dammit, I wanted Chopin, not
Chopsticks..." |
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