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Bad Player Punishing Piano

Hit the wrong key, get a shock.
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Each key is wired to a taser. Enter the song you're going to try to play. The smart piano now knows what key should be hit and when. Hit the wrong key you get zapped. Hit two wrong keys at the same time? Ooo, you REALLY don't want to do that. Playing a classical piece with 5 fingers on each hand? Might want to practice a bit before turning on the juice.

You can of course adjust the tolerance level of the timing, but you can't hit any wrong notes. Ever.

The voltage likewise can be adjusted.

Want to be the center of attention at a party by playing piano? This will really assist in you achieving your dream.

doctorremulac3, Apr 18 2017

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       "In 4' 33", no-one can hear you scream ..."   

       Could there be a bagpipes version of this, with a stick of PETN in the chanter ?
8th of 7, Apr 18 2017
  

       This is very close to how I learned piano as a small child. I now hate the idea of music notation and know almost very little about it, can't stand the sound of piano, and until recent years controlled all my synths from a guitar.
Ian Tindale, Apr 18 2017
  

       There are no wrong notes. Only interesting new improvisations.
pocmloc, Apr 23 2017
  
      
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