Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Bagpipe Pants

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The problem with bagpipes is that one gets a hypertrophied arm from squeezing the bag. Problem solved! BUNGCO'S Bagpipe Pants come in flattering plaids to match your clan and are worn with bag nestled between the legs. Squeeze that bag with suggestive leg motions, all the while blowing the (longer, of course) pipe. Finger a merry tune - or maybe you will have volunteers to help with that!

Never has the bagpipe been so sensual!

bungston, Sep 16 2013

Double_20Breasted_20Accordion_20Waistcoat let's start a one man cacophony band - ha! [xenzag, Sep 17 2013]

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       And this year's Halfbakery Award For The Idea Which Is Wrong In The Most Ways goes to...
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 16 2013
  

       What [MB] said.   

       Bagpipes, for any use other than as a fuel, equals fishbone.
8th of 7, Sep 17 2013
  

       ^^ ... [+]
FlyingToaster, Sep 17 2013
  

       [+] oohhh [bungsty-baby] //suggestive leg motions//...
can we get a YouTube video?
xandram, Sep 17 2013
  

       Great. Now we have musical pole pants.
RayfordSteele, Sep 17 2013
  

       // musical pole pants. //   

       <Colonel Kurtz>   

       "The horror ... the horror ..."   

       </Colonel Kurtz>
8th of 7, Sep 17 2013
  

       Instead of a spit valve, any liquid should squirt out the mouthpiece.
rcarty, Sep 17 2013
  

       The piper will now perform "The Campbells are Coming", followed by "The Flowers of the Forest Are Withered Away".
pertinax, Sep 17 2013
  

       <Discreetly moves [pertinax] to the top of The List>
8th of 7, Sep 17 2013
  

       The two drones should curve around the waist and exhaust at the rear.
pocmloc, Sep 17 2013
  

       <Misery segues smoothly into Despair on the realisation it's now inevitable that a gratuitous and unsavoury "blow job" reference will soon make its unwelcome appearance in the thread>
8th of 7, Sep 17 2013
  

       I fully approve and award two croissants. (only a few people get to do this)
xenzag, Sep 17 2013
  

       I would sincerely hope that only a few people get to fully approve of this idea.
pocmloc, Sep 18 2013
  
      
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