Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Bakery You're the Devil
To the tune of "Whiskey, You're the Devil"
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Now brave hearts we're on the 'bake
Off to spout ideas again
The buns are few, the fishbones flyin'
The laws of physics are cruel tonight
La, fare thee well
With me tiddly-liddly-do-me-da-ma-la
Me tiddly-liddly-do-me-da-ma-la
Me ego's shot by these annos, there's fishbones in me jar

Oh, bak'ry you're the devil
You're leading me astray
Over hubs and routers
To Californ-I-A
Your crackpot theories pull me in
Your puns have made me stay
Oh, bak'ry you're me darlin', bunned or bonered!

The trolls are baking badly
While we rebuke them madly
For every flash of inspiration
We'll provide resuscitation
La, fare thee well
With me tiddly-liddly-do-me-da-ma-la
Me tiddly-liddly-do-me-da-ma-la
Me ego's shot by these annos, there's fishbones in me jar

Oh, bak'ry you're the devil
You're leading me astray
Over hubs and routers
To Californ-I-A
Your crackpot theories pull me in
Your puns have made me stay
Oh, bak'ry you're me darlin', bunned or bonered!

Your annos they amuse me
Though sometimes do abuse me
Though Custard scones won't break my bones
Thermodynamics does confuse me
La, fare thee well
With me tiddly-liddly-do-me-da-ma-la
Me tiddly-liddly-do-me-da-ma-la
Me ego's shot by these annos, there's fishbones in me jar

Oh, bak'ry you're the devil
You're leading me astray
Over hubs and routers
To Californ-I-A
Your crackpot theories pull me in
Your puns have made me stay
Oh, bak'ry you're me darlin', bunned or bonered!


justaguy, Jun 07 2005


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       I honestly can't believe everyone is boning this without a single anno.

justaguy, Jun 07 2005
  


 
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