Peter Bakerzum just saw the annual subscription price for the Baking Fund. His tummy turned and his wallet groaned.

"Ahh well, maybe one more year's subscription. After all, it *could* be me this year."

The Baking Fund was established way back in 2004. Some ½wit had proposed a (huge) subscription fee to be added to a special Bakelist.

Each year, a person was chosen from the list at random. For a whole year the lucky ½baker could live the full-time bakeslife. Mmmmm..... A generous development fund with all expenses paid. Appearances on radio and TV. A Tesla-esque development lab with all the trimmings.

Products developed from the Bake Fund's 'feasible' list soon added healthy sales dollars to this year-long residency. Media coverage for products from the 'interesting' list soon had the world's attention.

So grab your credit card and sign up for a year's subscription. After all, this year it could just be YOU!

-Celebrate an evening in the 100K Gallon Restaurant.
-Arrive in style with Martini Shaker Hubcaps.
-Fly, zap, spring, squidge, melt, dive, explode!

Live the life others only dream of. Willy Wonka, eat your heart out!

Note 1:
Disclaimer against Bakedeath from highly risky ideas is signed at start of the annual contract.

Note 2:
Your chances of being selected are somewhat related to your bun/bone ratio.

Note 3:
Your life must be fully dedicated to Bakerlife. No half-hearted tempbakers need apply.