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Ball Bearing Belt
"You've had this coming for a long time!" "So in other words, "weighted"?" | |
"B..B..B..but I didn't do it daddy!" pleaded the cowering child as his monstrous father towered over him as he unfastened his belt. "You may not have, but this is the only way I can guarantee you never will!", reasoned the giant, as he gave a hard tug at his belt.
However, the belt didn't give
and his pants twisted tightly winding the old man. This gave the young boy ample time to flee the room saving him a sound whipping.
Even though that was years ago, it is still with great reluctance that this idea is posted. Because, it is believed that despite the many sore bottoms it may cause, it will greatly aid in the daily depansing of humankind after a long aggravating day at work.
Basically, the Ball Bearing Belt is a belt with ball bearings embedded into it via grommets that facilitate the easy pulling of a belt from the loops of pants. With such a belt, it is no longer necessary to partake in the tiresome task of individually pulling an ever longer growing piece of belt from a series pants-loops.
One can purchase the belt with the bearings poking through both sides for a studded look with enhanced 'rollability'. Another option is to have one side completely covered with a Teflon coating.
Lazy Susan Utility Belt
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By Worldgineer. [rcarty, Jan 30 2006]
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Sorry, but it seems likely that the grommets would snag on the belt loops. Besides, unless it's a really broad belt that fits tightly inside the belt loops, it's not really a problem for me. Bun anyway for creativity + |
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If the kid flees he will only increase the severity of his punishment. Besides, the father is more likely to misplace his belt than he is to have trouble freeing it from his pants. |
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And his trousers will fall down. |
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The image of my father removing his belt
to spank us is etched in my memory and
I'm sure my brother John's as well. We
both turned out OK so I support physical
punishment as a discipline technique for
children. However, I can't see him
wearing ball bearing belt. Sounds good
for Biker-Dad though. |
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How the hell does this work? I can't
picture it. I can't see how ball bearings
would HELP the removal of ones belt.
Are you saying the belt would be on a
track of ball bearings to decrease
friction or something? |
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plus the added weight would teach the kid a more memorable lesson. maybe a sound effect could be added to the last ball bearing to condition the kid to shudder in fear everytime he hears a hiss... |
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"jonny, you've been bad..." ssssssss Whack.... |
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jonny, standing next to a bus stop, wets himself as the hydraulic brakes release their pressure...... "the belt.... the belt...." |
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[Eugene], basically. Sometimes I pull on my belt and it doesnt move. If there were ball bearings they would spin and the belt would come free. Thats all. |
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the bearings imbeaded into this belt would be kind of evil. if you were to beat a child with this un holy belt wouldnt the metal ball bearings make this into a beating instead of a whipping lol? it would be very painful to be beat with this belt lol like being flogged. |
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but ill give you the thumbs up for the added jingle you get when walking while wearing the belt lol |
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That sounds mentioned by [slaith] and [bleh] are something I didn't consider and would be pretty cool despite the unfortunate reality of child abuse. Well, at least something good came of it. See link. |
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Actually...the ball-bearings might cause the belt to roll right off a child, sparing some chafing damage... Also would make it harder for the dad (or mom) to hold onto while swinging said belt. |
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#Jingle Belt, Jingle Belt, Jingle all the way....# |
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#...oh what fun it is swing at a helpless little kid... Jingle Belt, Jingle Belt, beating little kids...oh what fun it is to swing at a helpless ittle kid...# |
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#...running through the hall... was that awful little kid... about to get a spanking.... for the bad things that he did...# |
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#Pull his trousers down...Put him on your knee...Then whip off your Jingle belt...And thrash away with glee...
Oh! Jingle belt, Jingle Belt......# |
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