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For those who think they can manage it, there's a trebuchet at one end of the bar and a conical target at the other.
Stick your head in through the open end of the cone and have your friend fire BGSs at you from a distance, to see if you can get them in your mouth.
Misses gather in the cone, to
be collected at the end of the firing practice.
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For when you'd like something harder - VodKrete |
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So you want to imbibe a shotglass full of a substance scientifically callibrated to simulate the texture (well, resistance to projectiles, at least) of human flesh? |
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You mean, you'd like your shots delivered to you from a distance, by an air cannon? Harder, meaning harder to catch? |
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Meaning: Set to a tougher consistency than wussy Jell-o shots, combined with the fact they might be fired at patrons, if they so desire. |
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What in god's green earth is a jell-o shot? Is this some sort of
alcoholic nightmare for American children? |
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Bingo. Sorority sisters, by definition, make fantastic ones. The talent supersedes any other culinary expertise in many circles. It's entertaining to see a young girl's pride sloshed down the gullets of strangers in minutes, her anguished face fighting gravity as she realizes hard work seldom pays off, and vodka drinkers often leave without saying thank you or goodbye.. |
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You've never had vodka-jelly? You've never lived. |
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Ee gods and little fishes. This is beyond the pale. |
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So... you want to chew your booze? |
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It wouldn't have to be chewed. You could ingest it in suppository form, [21Q]. |
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^^^ new conversational low. well done. |
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Well hold a sec now... can alcohol *be* ingested analine? |
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I don't see why not. Some pretty heavy duty anaesthetics can de delivered via suppository, especially for kidney pain. Some people take recreational drugs by suppository, too. |
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Alcohol should be no different, especially if it's in a gel block. |
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I'm surprised you didn't google that [21], there's a whole subculture nowadays. |
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It's not something I *want* to search for. I'd be too afraid of the
pictures that might come up. On an intellectual, conversational,
and slightly twisted level it's a fascinating subject. On a practical,
go out and do it level, not so much. And certainly not for me. |
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"I like it, I want it, I'll take it off your hands and you'll be sorry you crossed me". |
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I read that neo-shamans in parts of mexico have crossed over to rectal delivery for many of their intoxicants. Which the plant entities must be a little miffed about. I would, if I were a plant entity. |
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'Analine' is a dye, or very close to an amino acid, 21. |
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See, now that I know it's about shooting my alcohol at me, I
like this idea. [+] |
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+I like it, I love jello shots! |
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//'Analine' is a dye//
sp. "aniline" |
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It is a little unbelievable that analine isn't a word. It looks like one. Apologies to the pedantrists. |
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"pedantrists" isn't a proper word. "Pedants" or "Those who are pedantic" would be correct. |
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The word you were looking for is "intra-rectally" |
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Or even "anally", for that matter. |
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I see the error made and simply let it pass. I've grown tired of attempting to teach [21Q], and others, the meaning of words and the purpose of grammar. |
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Bibs for everyone...I'm buying a round for the bar! Get
the flinger ready bar-keep, I'm out for a fine time
tonight. |
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Oh yeah, and hand me my helmet too!++++++Yahooo |
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Yes, I know you wanted 'Pedantic'. Don't give 'em what they want, paw always used to say.... |
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Anyways, 'intra-rectal' is not correct, [Lurch]. In the drug delivery world, the route of administration is simply known as 'rectal'. This is because it is understood that the drug will be passing through the walls of the rectal cavity, and thus there is no need for inter/intra clarification. |
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I'm having a hard time swallowing this one. |
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Hey, the whole trebuchet idea of this just got a lot better if the point is to moon the person who's shooting alcohol at you. |
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Like rubber bullets? Ouch! |
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//'intra-rectal' is not correct// You may be right, [daseva], but I sure see it used a lot. Particularly in the case of liquids (or a gas, even) where you need a tube. A solid, or gel, or what not - suppository, I suppose - something that just gets crammed in goes "per rectum", which is the source of the abbreviation "PR". |
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At least, that seems to be the usage that I've seen. |
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gonna have to change the phrase "belly up to the bar" somewhat... |
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