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Ingredients of dream:
A. Need to sell Mobile Homes
B. Large floating sea of anger toward Barbie and her dream house.
C. Toy story short vid about barbie not going to Hawaii (link)
D. Lady GAGA vid about Lady Gaga - Telephone ft.(link)
Result: Fill a mobile home with cell blocks of cardboard
boxes contain just a doll bunk bed and bucket toilet.
Put two bossy little girls in uniform and in charge. Invite Barbies and their owners to jailhouse party. Sell the moms of the owners the mobile homes, while the girls play Barbie Goes to Prison (The Big House).
Mattel might buy the whole operation just to shut it down, before the news cameras stop by.
Bad copy [popbottle, Feb 22 2014]
Toy story short vid about barbie not going to Hawaii [popbottle, Feb 22 2014]
||So there's some stuff and then there's another thing and some more stuff. I understand perfectly.
||I bunned for Barbie actually going to prison! The
prison guards would certainly be Skipper and Staci!
But somewhere there should be a rescue from Ken!
(I don't understand the real estate sales...)
||This could be empinkened a bit and marketed as a Barbie capsule hotel.