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"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads!" -- The Tick
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The pound/kilo dial has an hour/minute clock face in the middle. Weighing in prompts its clever voice to utter such comments as About time to diet? or Its midnight, and a half pound snack wouldnt hurt.
Choose the column model where the passage of time causes the balance beam to tilt, so to
read it you first balance the beam with the sliding weights that then point to the hour and minute. Step on it, and balancing the beam gives you your weight, every time!
||You're fat and you're late for work.
||You weigh a ''twenty passed twelve"