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If one goes about on a beach only taking pictures of the ladies, he will be greatly resented, and perhaps even trampled upon. But if he has a camera that looks like a movie camera, well, he's capturing the whole experience and it becomes more socially acceptable. I propose a set of image-recognition
filters that automatically keep pictures of only skinny people with smooth skin. Nothing else would be saved. This would save a large amount of post-beach-visit manual labor. Not that I would do that...
My camera already does this.
http://kunarion.com.../gallery/beauty.jpg
Perfect! [Amos Kito, May 16 2008]
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baked: i'm sure vidcameras have "single shot" settings. |
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Ummm...you're already on the internet. Why would anyone need to take pictures of scantily clad strangers ever again? |
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You've never seen an ugly skinny person? |
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//This would save a large amount of post-beach-visit manual labor. Not that I would do that...// Is this some kind of bawdy innuendo? |
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Simply locate yourself in the bushes, or some other covered location within sight of the beach from where you can point your large telescopic lens at ladies without their knowledge. |
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Plus, if you feel a little frustrated, you can simply bring yourself to climax there and then without being seen from the comfort of your chosen location. |
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The internet has a virtually unlimited supply of pictures of scantily clad/naked women. Not only are they better looking, but the vast majority have given consent to being perved at from afar. |
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or you could wander around with a telescopic lens peeking out of your fly... catch more honey than vinegar. |
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