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Bee Shooter
low cost crowd control, short-range sniper weapon | |
A much more precise instrument than a Waspnest Bomb, the Bee Shooter resembles nothing so much as it does a leaf-blower. The detachable hive-bag has an opening similar to a purse allowing the operator to simply snap it shut around a beehive. A blower-motor/battery-pack attaches to the side near the
front, and a barrel to the very front. A lightweight bar across the top lends rigidity and mounts a small telescopic sight and trigger assembly.
Shake up the bag a bit, engage the blower and point the small-calibre barrel. Since each hive contains thousands of little target-seeking, pissed-off munitions, you can have fun for hours. Ammunition shelf life can be increased by pouring sugar water on the hive-bag.
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Any idea that involves the phrase 'instead of a pegleg' *has* to be greatness! [Jinbish, Feb 28 2009]
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//*fear*// the bees are either in the sealed bag, or enroute to the target at high speed, or actually at the target doing their thing... okay maybe "reloading" could require a bit of care. |
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//Be nice to bees!//
The barrel is teflon lined and I've put the blower inlet an inch away from the horn-shaped rear of the barrel so they won't clog it up. There's a wasp & hornet edition in the works, if you like, but I thought bees would present more regular aerodynamics. |
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//Very sweet he was too//
Almost certainly sp. "she". |
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Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? |
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