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Belt Squeegee

Cleans your belt after going to the bathroom
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Don't think this is as big problem for women as it is for men. When I have to go to the public toilet my pants hit the floor and then my belt lays down next to it. My belt is sitting on the floor, the public bathroom floor where god only knows what has been there before me. When I get done doing my business I stand up, zip and button my pants, and then buckle my belt. The belt that was on the floor, the dirty nasty peed-on, drug used, sexed up public bathroom floor. I can hear you now, "WASH YOUR HANDS!" Well, I did, but now I go out into the hall and feel the sudden urge to adjust myself or tuck in my shirt a little better or straighten my underpants. To do this, I need to touch the belt. The dirty nasty belt. What I need is a little device that has a little container that holds some sanitizer. I put the tips of my belt in this device and squirt some sanitizer on them. I then cinch the device around the belt and pull the tips through the device and squeegee the excess sanitizer off. Now I can adjust the belt as many times as I please and not have to worry about god knows what that came off the floor.
barnzenen, Oct 21 2002

http://www.purell.com/ This is meant for hands, but works on most surfaces. [baron555, Oct 21 2002]

Alcohol Swabs http://www.drugstor...d/Alcohol_Swabs.htm
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       Have you given any consideration to wearing a kilt?
blissmiss, Oct 21 2002
  

       A Kilt? Are you serious? I like my heart boxers, thank you very much!
barnzenen, Oct 21 2002
  

       braces? or alternatively take the belt off and sling it across your shoulder.
po, Oct 21 2002
  

       Wouldn't a wet-wipe/fresh-wipe do?
Miss Weston Smith, Oct 21 2002
  

       Rule of thumb: If the floor looks that bad, do you really want to put your ass on that seat?
Mr Burns, Oct 21 2002
  

       The waistline of your pants doesn't really need to hit the floor, does it? Just rest it above your knees...
snarfyguy, Oct 21 2002
  

       What snarfy said. Don't let your pants or belt touch the floor.
waugsqueke, Oct 22 2002
  

       Maybe his waistline is way wider than his lower torso, and/or knee girth.
blissmiss, Oct 23 2002
  
      
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