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Bi-Z-Boy
Recliner to relax in and work out in | |
It looks like a La-Z-Boy and feels like a La-Z-Boy, but the Bi-Z-Boy is much more. The footrest, backrest and armrests are all movable and connected to interior weights so you can stay Bi-Z while still sitting in front of the TV or guests.
To use, settle comfortably into the sweat-repellant, faux
plastic recliner and fasten the Velcro straps over the legs, arms, chest and forehead (think electric chair). The last straps can be fastened on the right arm, after grabbing the TV remote, by leaning forward and using the teeth-friendly tabs. Next time there’s a commercial or a pause in conversation, instead of being La-Z or getting more snacks, exercise your pecs, abs, quads, glutes and biceps while sitting pretty in a Co-Z recliner.
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Only $299, in six easy monthly installments, the Bi-Z-Boy will take inches off your waist, butt and remove your love handles, spare tyre, cellulite and double chin! |
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(NB. We advertise this product in one hour infomercials, between 1 am and 5 am, so we can suck in the slow, fat retards who watch TV 24 hours a day, for its "educational" value, but don't tell anyone... it's sorta like a secret, OK?) |
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Isn't this the problem with ALL of this workout gear? It promises to give you an easy and relexing workout!! The POINT about a WORKOUT is that it involves WORK!!! hard WORK. There is no way to make a HARD workout easy and relaxing....else it just ISN'T a workout!!!! Sorry to shout, but this stuff always gets my goat...People buy that gear, and never use it because they find out that using it involves WORKing HARD..I think that this idea is probably a parody of these type of home gym equipment, so I'm bunning it...... |
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I thought it was a parody of cutesy marketing names like "TastiPax". Maybe it's both. |
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