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Love having a dog in the car but fear the dog will fly thru the windshield if you brake hard? Worry no more! The Big Bob Car Dog by BUNGCO uses scaled up bobblehead technology in the form of a full sized fake Doberman. You can position Big Bob with paws on the rear shelf, looking thru the back window
just like his tiny bobbleheaded brethren. You can hook his privates to the rear seatbelt, keeping him firmly in place in case of a sudden stop. And when you are parked, folks will think twice about a break in on seeing Big Bob at the ready.
Buy Big Bob now and get a free interior window dognose booger applicator, to recreate that car dog feeling. Also you will receive a coupon good for $10 off a Big Bob Big Bark car alarm kit!
Big Bob can also be used in the back of pickup trucks. You may wish to attach him loosely, to recreate the pickup bed scurrying of a true truck dog. Note that winds at highway speeds may cause an alarmingly fast rate of scurrying as well as rapid seizurelike bobbling.
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I'm afraid for you, bung. |
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why stop at dogs? hippos would look cute.. |
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Narrator: "There's this Big Brown Bear, works in a coal mine. On his way home from work one day he goes a different way than normal. He spies a sign for a Bar. The Big Beef Burger Bar. The Big brown Bear Barrels up to the Bar and Bellows at the Barman:" |
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Bear: "Better get me a Bucket of Best Bitter Beer, Barman!" |
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Narrator: "Whaddya think the Barman says?" |
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Barman: "I'm sorry sir, if you take a look at the Big Blue Billboard Behind the Bar I'm not allowed serve Buckets of Best Bitter Beer to Big Brown Bears in the Big Beef Burger Bar." |
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Narrator: "The Big Brown Bear goes Bananas. He leans over the Bar and *BIFF* ! Bops the Barman right on the Button. The Barman Bounces Back up, looks Blearily at the Big Brown Bear. The Bear Bawls:" |
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Bear: "Give me my Bucket of Best Bitter Beer !" |
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Narrator: "Whaddya think the Barman says?" |
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Barman: "I'm sorry sir, if you take a look at the Big Blue Billboard Behind the Bar I'm not allowed serve Buckets of Best Bitter Beer to Big Brown Bears in the Big Beef Burger Bar if they Biff Barmen." |
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Narrator: "The Big Brown Bear goes absolutely Bonkers. He wheels around and *BASH*, Belts a Bystander Below the Belt. He then turns Back to the Barman and screams:" |
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Bear: "Give me my Bucket of Best Bitter Beer, Bonehead !" |
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Narrator: "Whaddya think the Barman says?" |
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Barman: "I'm sorry sir, if you take a look at the Big Blue Billboard Behind the Bar I'm not allowed serve Buckets of Best Bitter Beer to Big Brown Bears in the Big Beef Burger Bar if they Biff Barmen and Bash Bystanders." |
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Narrator: "The Big Brown Bear goes stark raving Berserk. He leans over and Bites a Big Bit out of the Bar, chews it up and spits out the nails. He then turns Back to the Barman and, very menacingly, says:" |
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Bear: "Give me my Bloody Bucket of Best Bitter Beer." |
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Narrator: "Whaddya think the Barman says?" |
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Barman: "I'm sorry sir, if you take a look at the Big Blue Billboard Behind the Bar I'm not allowed serve Buckets of Best Bitter Beer to Big Brown Bears in the Big Beef Burger Bar if they Biff Barmen and Bash Bystanders and take drugs." |
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Bear: "Drugs? I don't take drugs !" |
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Barman: "Oh yes you do, pal. That was a Bar Bit you ate." |
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I agree with po. Hippos, giraffes for convertables would be nice, and cheetas for the sports cars would be novel as well. |
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Nothing beats the real thing. |
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Except a rolled up newspaper, if there is chewing of the seatbelts. |
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I presume this fake dog won't fart in your car? |
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what about bobbing people in case you dont have friends? |
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I might get my real dog converted to one of these after he shuffles off to buffalo... |
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