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I've been working in high rise buildings almost half of my life and the best thing that can be said of them is that they are predictable.
On the other hand, a 40-storey bust of Porky Pig, or whomever we choose to portray on banknotes, or whatever, would be a readily recognisable landmark. ("I work
in the Hector Elizondo building", she said. I knew exactly where that was.)
This is not only possible, using current technology, but would allow for a whole range of plush toys and marketing gags to be introduced to the cold, dry world of business.
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This just in.
A fifteen car pile up reported one block east of the recently unveiled Pamela Anderson towers.
Film at eleven. |
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Impertinent architecture. |
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Does the ‘Statue of Liberty’ count? - Nah, she has legs too. |
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I said busts, as in head and shoulders. |
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Would this pay-per view place be a plastic surgery corporation or porn studio? |
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Neither. It would be the perverted little mind of 2fries. |
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"Little Death In The Afternoon"? Sounds like a translation from the original French version. |
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Big buttsy buildings might also be popular. |
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The new inter-building suspension bridges could be big arrows from tip to point to explain to the kids who look up , the facts of life . |
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I hear it actually had to be reduced from its original dimensions. |
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/I hear the Jennifer Lopez building has quite an annex/ |
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Several, in fact. There's the Ojani Noa annexe, the Chris Judd annexe, and lastly the Ben Affleck annexe (originally affiliated to the Matt Damon complex, but subject to a hostile take-over when the original annexes together proved insufficient for the Lopez Corporation's needs). |
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I'm Gigling over that last one. |
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