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Big Pharma Dharma Law

A new medico-,legal statute
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Big Pharma Dharma Law A new law to be passed that states that ANYONE can prescribe ANYTHING at any dosage for anybody, based on no apparent logical reasoning or proof of the need for said prescription. This way, big Pharma sales will skyrocket beyond their already ballistic levels, causing the debt bubble to finally, irrevocably explode, causing the whole world population to go into a state of mass hysteria, along with serious cases of PTSD, OCD, ADHD, ADD, DMD, Schizo- affective disorder, Bipolar2, Borderline Personality Disorder, Schizophrenia, Multiple Personality Disorder(each split- off personality having its own disorder), fucking Tourettes Syndrome cunt, Dystonia, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Epilepsy, Alcoholism, Trichotillomania, Misophonia(please stop typing the clicking is driving me crazy), and last and least, Autism, all of which will require further lengthy prescriptions of even more Big Pharma drugs, which will send sales into exponentially ballistic orbit, which may alert some extraterrestrial presence to humanity's loopy plight, and initiate an Alien landing to end all alien landings. . Hopefully said aliens will have a response to Big Pharma that will put it out of action at last. Oh crap I forgot to take my Diazeploricum bellincteri flouroxetinamidan ophericatonicaliphoderal again. Hence this nutzy post.
Edie, Jan 20 2018


       Well, this is an excellent rant.   

       It's also an excellent idea - we don't need any new drugs, and we should just let people die as nature intended.   

       Are you, by any chance, [rcarty] or [jesushchrist] posting under a nom de gloom?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 20 2018

       Well now, Max, that would be telling. So I'll tell. Woof woof woof woof woof-woof woof woof-woof-woof. (I knew you'd understand that, Max).
Edie, Jan 20 2018

       Well, welcome or welcome back, whichever.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 20 2018

       Nah, he writes better than jhc. Bun for "fucking tourettes syndrome cunt"
RayfordSteele, Jan 20 2018

       Does this law also apply to the Dalai Llama? What about farmers?
Ian Tindale, Jan 22 2018

       Only if they're from Parma.   

       [Eddie] has gone quiet. For that matter, has anyone heard from [JHC] of late?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 22 2018

       Well, presumably his father, since they're 33% (66% ? 50% ?) the same consciousness.   

       It depends where you stand on the monophysite - dyophysite controversy, although the Council of Chalcedon is generally considered definitive.   

       // Hopefully said aliens will have a response to Big Pharma that will put it out of action at last. //   

       Unlikely, since they're major shareholders.
8th of 7, Jan 22 2018

       They ARE? Oh yes, of course they are! How could I miss the obvious. Yes. So called 'extra- terrestrials' are straight from the dark side. Just as all Big PHARMA (why does my iPad insist on CAPITALISING that?) is straight out of satan's ball bag. The thing that really gets me wondering though, is this: If one had a choice between Batman and the Joker, knowing, as one does, that Batman is practically 'doomed' to win at the end of the day, would one choose the Joker...? Or any other substitute for Batman, for that matter? (Riddler, Penguin, whatever one's tradition/upbringing/birth affiliation suggests)... Really? One would reject Batman, the obvious winner, in favour of some dodgy substitute that promises one an 'obligation free' pass into power and glory, simply because Batman requires the not so readily forthcoming qualities of integrity, honesty, humility and repentance? Really? That's what I think of anyone who chooses anything other than the light. To put it plainly: Jesus Christ. Capische? Lol! Lots of love Edie
Edie, Jan 29 2018

       Is that your own testimony, or just the Diazeploricum bellincteri flouroxetinamidan ophericatonic aliphoderal talking?
pertinax, Jan 29 2018

       pertinax you biscuit! it must be the cookies talking... testimonies are for the byrds ...there is a time, turn, turn, turn...there is a season, turn, turn turn...
Edie, Feb 19 2018

       Well, at least it's not in - oh, my mistake.
normzone, Feb 19 2018


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