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Big Pharma Dharma Law
A new law to be passed that states that
ANYONE can prescribe ANYTHING at any
dosage for anybody, based on no apparent
logical reasoning or proof of the need for
This way, big Pharma sales will skyrocket
beyond their already ballistic levels,
the debt bubble to finally,
irrevocably explode, causing the whole
world population to go into a state of
mass hysteria, along with serious cases of
PTSD, OCD, ADHD, ADD, DMD, Schizo-
affective disorder, Bipolar2, Borderline
Personality Disorder, Schizophrenia,
Multiple Personality Disorder(each split-
off personality having its own disorder),
fucking Tourettes Syndrome cunt,
Dystonia, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's,
Misophonia(please stop typing the
clicking is driving me crazy), and last and
least, Autism, all of which will require
further lengthy prescriptions of even more
Big Pharma drugs, which will send sales
into exponentially ballistic orbit, which
may alert some extraterrestrial presence
to humanity's loopy plight, and initiate an
Alien landing to end all alien landings. .
Hopefully said aliens will have a response
to Big Pharma that will put it out of action
Oh crap I forgot to take my
ophericatonicaliphoderal again. Hence
this nutzy post.
||Well, this is an excellent rant.
||It's also an excellent idea - we don't need any new drugs, and we should just let people die as nature intended.
||Are you, by any chance, [rcarty] or [jesushchrist] posting under a nom de gloom?
||Well now, Max, that would be telling.
So I'll tell.
Woof woof woof woof woof-woof woof woof-woof-woof.
(I knew you'd understand that, Max).
||Well, welcome or welcome back, whichever.
||Nah, he writes better than jhc. Bun for "fucking
tourettes syndrome cunt"
||Does this law also apply to the Dalai Llama? What about farmers?
||Only if they're from Parma.
||[Eddie] has gone quiet. For that matter, has anyone heard from [JHC] of late?
||Well, presumably his father, since they're 33% (66% ? 50% ?) the same consciousness.
||It depends where you stand on the monophysite - dyophysite controversy, although the Council of Chalcedon is generally considered definitive.
// Hopefully said aliens will have a response to Big Pharma that will put it out of action at last. //
||Unlikely, since they're major shareholders.
Oh yes, of course they are!
How could I miss the obvious. Yes. So called 'extra-
terrestrials' are straight from the dark side. Just as all Big
PHARMA (why does my iPad insist on CAPITALISING that?) is
straight out of satan's ball bag.
The thing that really gets me wondering though, is this:
If one had a choice between Batman and the Joker,
knowing, as one does, that Batman is practically 'doomed'
to win at the end of the day, would one choose the
Or any other substitute for Batman, for that matter?
(Riddler, Penguin, whatever one's
tradition/upbringing/birth affiliation suggests)...
Really? One would reject Batman, the obvious winner, in
favour of some dodgy substitute that promises one an
'obligation free' pass into power and glory, simply because
Batman requires the not so readily forthcoming qualities of
integrity, honesty, humility and repentance? Really?
That's what I think of anyone who chooses anything other
than the light. To put it plainly: Jesus Christ.
Capische? Lol! Lots of love
||Is that your own testimony, or just the Diazeploricum bellincteri
flouroxetinamidan ophericatonic aliphoderal talking?
||pertinax you biscuit! it must be the cookies talking...
testimonies are for the byrds
...there is a time, turn, turn, turn...there is a season, turn,
||Well, at least it's not in - oh, my mistake.