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Bike in a Bottle

All they can steal is a look.
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We ship to you:
1 bullet-proof glass, 3,000 liter wine bottle
1 foldable city bike with patented soft-spokes flexi-wheels
1 meter long key to initiate folding/unfolding
1 free premium for ordering within 10 days: the shake-the-flakes snow globe bike helmet
FarmerJohn, Aug 09 2002

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       I think I would prefer a city bike that transforms into a garden gnone or some item of garden or street furniture.
Aristotle, Aug 09 2002
  

       Might I suggest this bottle be shaped like a flask?
thumbwax, Aug 09 2002
  

       cool, but I only want the snow globe bike helmet - can't you post that as an idea on its own?
sappho, Aug 09 2002
  

       You can have it for the same price and we'll throw in the flask-cycle free.
FarmerJohn, Aug 09 2002
  

       OK, but still - as m/y/our distinguished colleague,
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indicates - that snow globe bike helmet looks like a winner to me too. <hypnotyically>Might make the top ten over time - think of it - your name no longer automatically associated with Pork...</hypnotyically>
thumbwax, Aug 09 2002
  

       as long as it's filled with helium so that it's not too heavy. Not too much helium though, otherwise you might be on a flying bike. Just enough to balance the weight of the perspex and snow and little figurines.
sappho, Aug 09 2002
  

       <still lucid>Just goes to show how much I know about what'll sell.</still lucid>
And,
!!!!!!!!!!
!sappho!
!!!!!!!!!!
there's a lot of hydrogen in the helmet's H2O.
FarmerJohn, Aug 09 2002
  

       helium is not the same as hydrogen?
h2o weighs 1kg per litre. poor cyclist's neck will be sore from holding head up.
and what's with all the stars and exclamations, people. I'm quite shy.
sappho, Aug 09 2002
  

       You're shy but want to ride around with a blizzard on your noggin? Ok, no more jokes, we'll put a bubble of helium in the helmet.
FarmerJohn, Aug 09 2002
  

       "Ok, no more jokes, we'll put a bubble of helium in the helmet."
You'll let her put it on, then?
phoenix, Aug 09 2002
  
      
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