Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 2016 and a half

This won’t might probably never almost happen.
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I predict that next year (the one that’s about to happen, or has already happened, depending which way you’re facing) will be a big year. Too big to fit sideways, in fact, without lubrication.

Almost everyone will get off the internet and stay off. It’s a place where hate can occur with zero impedance, yet the opposite requires struggle and effort and is frankly not worth it when it all adds up, especially considering most of the people on the Internet shouldn’t even exist.

The eschewance of the internet will result in a return to things such as paper and pencils, sending postcards, making phone calls from phone boxes, and eating chocolates naked. Most new things will be made of paper.

Ian Tindale, Dec 31 2015


       Will this start just at the half, and then discontinue a nanosecond later?
RayfordSteele, Jan 01 2016

       MMMmm, Chocolate Paper. Yummy. That's what I took away from that.
blissmiss, Jan 01 2016

       Happy arbitrary calendar increment to all!
pocmloc, Jan 01 2016

       These paper things will burn out and people will go back to the internet.
4and20, Jan 01 2016

       The thuggis will be all powerful.
RayfordSteele, Jan 01 2016

       A toast to everything we must half.
xandram, Jan 04 2016

       Nah, me loves the internet! Heart to Ian though.
po, Jan 04 2016

       and a half? wtf
po, Jan 04 2016

       Prediction: Chinese stock market will continue down down down until negative numbers are reached.   

popbottle, Jan 05 2016

       I predict that this year a new and more widely acceptable (i.e. for america too) name for serious and useful communism will be snuck into our vocab.
Ian Tindale, Jan 05 2016

       Well, this half is almost over...
xandram, Dec 02 2016

Ian Tindale, Dec 02 2016

       And no mention of Trump, Mr. Ian. Naughty you.
blissmiss, Dec 03 2016

       Looks like my prediction came true.
RayfordSteele, Dec 04 2016


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