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Sedentary lifestyles are killing us. They also entail sitting for hours on buttocks designed for lighter people who spent most of their time walking and balancing their bodies than they did sitting down 14-16 hours a day.
Sure, we have padded seats, but they are rarely tailored to your specific
preferences.
The IBB comes in a range of sizes for men and women. Lined with the finest chamois removable liner and sporting up to sizteen separate latex bladders, it can be filled with water, gel or air. A series of control switches on the waist belt allows you to control the firmness of each bladder to your exacting requirements. No, there are no inflatable parts on the front of it, for the moronically inadequate. It's mostly about comfort.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
If you are unhappy with the current shape of your buttocks then the programmable model will allow you to sport the latest butt shape, be that the svelte contours of J-Lo; The meaty mounds of Maurice Green or any one of hundreds of sportsmen and women and other celebrities who have licensed their peculiar attributes to IBB Inc.
Available in a range of fetching skin tones, as well as Raunchy Red, Overt Orange, Prissy Pink and Bedroom Black.
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[UnaBubba] and when i stand up is my butt still inflated? |
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Not if you select deflate on the control pad. The water or gel is released into storage bags around the thighs, for that "Lance Armstrong" look. Hell, if Jean-Claude Van Damme can have calf implants inserted then the public should have access to something similar. |
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Sitting down again means you just have to hit the "back" button, to return to normal. |
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Saaayyy, this would also be handy for those short people who insist on driving vehicles so big they can't see over the dashboard. |
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My girlfriend wants a word with you. |
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She's short, or jealous of Jen? |
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BTW, given the last bra design Madonna came up with, IBB Inc. have declined her offer to model these for us. |
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On your bum? Are you sure about this, [bliss]? |
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hate to be there when there's a blowout and couldn't you connect em to your car airbag system for added protection? |
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Will my bum look big in this? |
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I have been looking for something like this.
I had a spinal injury some time ago and now need a cushion every time I sit.
Restaurant chairs are obviously uncomfortable for the reason that they prefer high turnover and people not sitting for too long.
Even the padded seats are literally pain in the butt as the foam is low density and I sink thorugh it feeling the hard flat surface of the chair. |
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