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A bobsleigh track ending up in a huge curling sheet. Possibility of launching sweeping broom-bobsleighs prior to the main bobsleigh.
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Hurry! Hurry Haaaarrrrrd!!!! |
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Noooo!!! Slow down!!! Slow dooown!!! |
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(You will need to have watched curling to possibly get this joke - and possibly be amused by it) |
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Radio controlled steering and braked bobsleighs? gets the people out of the way of the large, fast moving hard objects! |
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I like the concept. + Flying bobsleighs? Hell yes! |
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Bobsledding is the one Olympic sport that even dead people can participate in. But could they be taught the curl as well? |
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What about giant pendulum sweepers to produce the sweeping effect. Just don't swing it too late, or you'll wipe out your team-mate! |
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I can't see a dead person being much use at the push-start. |
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Off! Off! Never! Never! (+) |
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Can we put bowling pins at the end of the curling sheet? |
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And baseball bats that you put on your forehead adn spin around 20 times while saying the alphabet backwards.. After chugging a beer. |
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