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Bonewashed Jeans

Figure enhancing jeans for men ...
 
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Refer to http:// www.cutlercreative.com/ bonewashed/ for photos.

For years, women have been having all the fun. Now it is our turn. Introducing the BONEWASHED custom fade treatment. Want a monster package without pumps or pills? The wait is over. Our bone stylists carefully fade your jeans with love. Erect? Semi-flaccid? No package is off limits. Let your imagination run wild, and we'll make your dream a faded denim reality.

Made to order, and BONEWASHED with love. CHEAPER THAN PILLS and HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS.

jpcutler, Jan 21 2004

Out of site... http://www.cutlercreative.com/bonewashed/
[k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       ahem, brainstorm genius ideas!
po, Jan 21 2004
  

       NO NO ... the site isn't real! Where does this product exist? It exists in my mind ... ok, maybe it does exist somewhere and I don't know about it.
jpcutler, Jan 21 2004
  

       Oh, in that case, please carry on, but if I see an email tomorrow morning to this effect, I really will bone you.
k_sra, Jan 21 2004
  

       I see. I am new to this. I shouldn't really write the description as an ad, because it looks like I am taking myself seriously.
jpcutler, Jan 21 2004
  

       Well, just so long as you learn to give *that* up... and welcome.
k_sra, Jan 21 2004
  

       whats that game where you slap your hand onto the pile of hands and withdraw the one on the bottom????
po, Jan 21 2004
  

       Exactly.
Letsbuildafort, Jan 21 2004
  

       get your hand off the bottom unless she is enjoying it!
po, Jan 21 2004
  

       Ha!
DrCurry, Jan 21 2004
  
      
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