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Anything with "bonsai" gets my vote! |
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Brazil's entire remaining rain forest relocated to a series
of pinheads to make space for a McDonalds super ranch.
"New GM super cows will be the size of buses and will
feed the world" quoted a McDonalds speaker; "And our
new forty pounder burgers will each come with a free
piece of rainforest in a jar to nurture - we all have to do
our bit to preserve the planet" |
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Welcome to the HB. Great idea. |
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Smaller prairies need smaller cows to graze them. Small cows mean less grease. Less grease means you need more palm oil. I don't see any way out. |
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You'll need miniature monkeys for the
banana trees. |
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Do bonsai trees produce full-size flowers that can be pollinated, and produce full size seeds that can produce full size trees again? |
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//Do bonsai trees produce full-size flowers that can be pollinated// Good point [minimal] - we'll need bonsai bees too. |
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Yeah, but who's gonna volunteer to be the one to trim them down to size? |
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Yes, [minimal], the flowers and fruit on bonsai are full size and fully mature. Unless the bonsai is made out of a genitically dwarfed or fruitless specimin. |
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Some species, especially the deciduous ones, are very difficult, if not impossible, to get to set seed when in pots. Liquidambars, Celtis and Maples are the species that spring to mind. |
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Flowers and fruit are full sized, it's only the leaves that can be reduced in size, usually. |
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We would have to do something a little different for those species that don't bud back on old wood. Bonsai is possible only on those species that can be forced to bud back, or they end up looking really scruffy. |
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I tried to do a bonsai redwood, once...here in San Diego. It did not work out... |
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And they charged all the people
A dollar and a half just to see 'em |
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