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Bottomless Coffee

 A hilarious trick
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A coffee cup with no actual bottom on it. It sits on the saucer, and can be filled with scalding hot coffee without the drinkee noticing anything otherwise.

When they lift the cup, they are burnt terribly about the legs and knees. If they complain, then you can safely say 'we always serve bottomless coffee here', and giggle.

Best if served by a topless waitress.

—benfrost, Mar 21 2001

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       If it's topless, a warning at the entrance could say:   

       "WARNING: Your pants may become very hot while frequenting this establishment. You may find yourself yelping and exclaiming 'Hot damn -- that's hot!!!'".   

       The potential customers are thinking one thing, while you're thinking another. Could they then sue if such a warning was posted?
—Wes, Mar 21 2001
   

       Needless* to say, you can serve it with Boneless* Chicken Burgers. (apologies to Gary Larson and The Far Side).   

       Should suit our mindless, selfless, clueless, helpless, witless society of jobless, homeless, hopeless , useless, shiftless nobodies in this tasteless, soulless, cashless, paperless, wireless age. ( Who said less isn't more?)
—UnaBubba, Mar 21 2001
   

       I have to say that I was very disappointed to find this was a [benfrost] idea.
—phoenix, Dec 12 2001
   

       Wasting the 'liquid of life'...what a sin.   

       I do like the waitress idea.
—Reverend D, Dec 12 2001
   

       Should that be a compliment or an insult pheonix . .
—benfrost, Dec 13 2001
   


 

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