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Bouncers in Movie Theaters
To eject the the loud assholes.
 
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Which I may have been one of on occasion, I'll admit...

Eugene, Jul 13 2003

Or carry 'em out... http://www.halfbake...ea/Theatre_20sniper
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]


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       For rustling crisp packets, loudly?   

       Careful with those snacks, Eugene.

UnaBubba, Jul 13 2003
  

       I hurt myself on that pun.   

       These exist, more or less. Not big burly doormen sort of thing... but if you're in a theater and some twit won't shut up, and responds negatively to requests to keep it down from nearby patrons, you can summon up theater management to come in and show them the door. I've done it.

waugsqueke, Jul 13 2003
  

       Baked: ushers.

mrthingy, Jul 14 2003
  

       Heck, the "ushers" in our local cineplexes don't even check the movie is running properly, let alone if audience members are unruly.

DrCurry, Jul 14 2003
  

       Still, as an idea this exists. I suppose you could post an idea for More Effective Movie Theater Ushers. But I doubt that it would get many votes as it would basically be a rant.

mrthingy, Jul 14 2003
  

       If we could simply encourage folks to avoid beans before they go to the theatre, most "loud asshole" problems might be avoided altogether.

dweeb, Jul 14 2003
  


 
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