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A pink sheet, a red duvet and a headboard shaped like a row of pointy teeth. You're sleeping in the mouth of a monster.
At the foot of the bed you see the monster's large, hairy ears, its top row of teeth and closed eyes. That's ok, it's sleeping. Soon you are too.
7am: time to get up. You're
woken by a terrible roar. The bed shudders, its eyes open and the tongue-cum-duvet and sheet begin to get drawn in towards the back of the bed, "Chomp, chomp". It's trying to eat you.
You have a choice: jump quickly out of bed or lie there and be eaten (to be deposited gently on the cushions on the floor at the foot of the bed, accompanied by a loud belch).
Specially designed for bad little girls and boys who don't like getting up for school in the morning.
(We will not be held responsible for any psychological trauma caused should the alarm accidentally go off at 2am).
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This sounds like too much fun to want to get out of bed [+] |
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Brilliant. Whole new meaning to a monster being (under) one's bed. |
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I once heard a fabulous radio prank call which involved a guy pretending that his electric orthopaedic bed had folded up on him "like a clam". It was very funny, just like this idea. + |
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Just shaping the bed like a giant mouth would be fun. + |
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I'll have a six thirty wake up call please. (+) Fang you very much. |
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I'd have another kid just to see him/her
get eaten up by a monster. + |
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