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Delivery boxes should be printed with 4 patterns, one per
side.
Dark brick, light brick, dark stucco, light stucco.
All the driver would have to do is turn the box with the
closest match facing out, making it harder to see at a glance.
They could also ring the doorbell and/or hide the package,
but we know that isn't going to happen.
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This would be great for deploying pad mines in an urban environment, so [+]. |
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Nice, an evolution pressure for better eyesight or sales of optical equipment. |
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"I don't understand, the text says the delivery's been left just outsiOUCH ! Ahhh, my LEG !" |
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I just want a stucco box. It could even be empty. My cat
would go crazy happy. |
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Wait, you get bonus points for thinking (an) outside the box |
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// My cat would go crazy happy. // |
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... right up to when the radioactive source opens the vial of poison ... |
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<Giggling and arm-flapping/> |
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[bliss], your box is on its way by express courier. Make sure that you press firmly on the lid until the catches click, once the cat is inside. |
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