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CD Player/Torque Converter
Adds new meaning to "transmission"
 
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Deep in the bowels of a car, hidden benaeth the floor, lies a powerful beast with the task of smoothly converting the output of the engine to an input to drive the wheels.

Meanwhile, inside the car one usually finds an expensive music translation device, attracting thieves and scoundrels, day and night.

The alternative: multiple CDs, residing safely in a bath of mineral oil, safe from scratches and prying eyes in their metal cocoon beneath the floor, are also the plates of this unique automatic gearbox, doubling as torque converter and the heart of the car's sound system.

"Take it out on the highway..."


UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007

Savart's Wheel http://lecturedemo....Wf-1-Savart's-Wheel
Kind of like a transmission version of this? [quantum_flux, Dec 19 2007]



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       Hmmmm.

MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 17 2007
  

       We presume all the music would be from the Motown genre ?   

       <later>   

       Alternatively you may find that albums from the group R.E.M. are eminently suitable for this type of gearbox, especially if fitted to a Volkswagen. We specifically have "Automatic for the People" in mind ....

8th of 7, Dec 17 2007
  

       Thank you for the image of a CD in an oil bath, [MB]

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       I can see that the recent punfest has infected this area too. Datsun awful shame.

MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 17 2007
  

       Hah! Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       Are you sure you're not thinking of gazpacho?

MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 17 2007
  

       You may be right...I've eaten gazpacho. It was difficult to tell it apart from revenge, as I recall.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  

       What is the idea!?

quantum_flux, Dec 17 2007
  

       Cold soup, apparently.

8th of 7, Dec 18 2007
  

       A built-in automotive sound system, where the friction plates of the automatic transmision are also CDs in the player/stacker.

UnaBubba, Dec 18 2007
  

       Tell us more about the properties of mineral oil with respect to the transmission of 780nm semiconductor laser light...

hippo, Dec 18 2007
  

       .... and large amounts of torque.

8th of 7, Dec 18 2007
  

       "Torquing, torquing, torquing, happy torque. Torque about the things you like to do..."

Ling, Dec 18 2007
  

       I don't really care about the properties, blah, blah, blah... the idea is about the similarity between a torque converter and a CD changer.

UnaBubba, Dec 18 2007
  

       No torque converter I've seen has plates; this sounds more like a wet clutch? Look out for miniscule bits of transmission clutch dust.

RayfordSteele, Dec 18 2007
  


 
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