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CarBrellaTree
"Well, officer, I was watching the eaglets hatching, so I guess I missed the stop sign." | |
I like sitting under trees. I also like driving.
It occurs to me that no-one has ever designed a car with a tree growing in the middle of it so you can drive to work while sitting under a tree.
Shady, relaxing, comfortable, sunny in winter if you opt for the deciduous species option.
Best of
all, birds may nest in your car; squirrels or possums get to share your commute; monkeys can leap from car to car, to cross busy streets if there are monkeys where you live.
It even metabolises some of the nasty gases your car emits.
Available in elm, oak, chestnut, pecan, eucalypt and maple. Coming this summer... coconut palm.
TreeBrellaCar
http://www.biofuels...e/treeCar_color.gif What happens if you don't drive the CarBrellaTree daily... [jurist, Jul 27 2005, last modified Jul 28 2005]
TreeBrellaCar
http://www.artistmi...eeThroughCar.11.JPG Another example of what happens if you don't drive the CarBrellaTree daily... [hippo, Jul 28 2005]
And another one
http://www.bigbambo...detail.php?bID=3483 You might not want to get the Banyan model [energy guy, Jul 28 2005]
What about pedestrian traffic?
http://www.arborsmi...om/treeatsbike.html [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 28 2005]
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Yeah, like that, [jurist]. |
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That was a painful stretch, [2fries]. |
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Have a woodie in your woodie. |
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great drawing, jurist! my favorite is Hippo's link |
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With fast-growing bamboo you could also neutralize your CO2 bill, plus it might be flexible enough to go under bridges. |
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