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Cardiac Heat Pump.

Just cool it, Man!
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Rather than persist with the silly notion that we need nature to run its course for a reason, this little beauty clips to your belt and keeps you cool.

It constantly filters your blood to head off impending infections , running it through a heat exchanger and dropping its temperature just a degree below normal. This should not be too much shock to the system of the average adult, though it will retard fertility in males. Chill out, all year round, if you live in the tropics.

Obviously it can be run in reverse cycle in winter, to keep you from freezing whilst you wait for the bus. Recharges from mains power weekly.

UnaBubba, Dec 08 2001

Google search http://www.google.c...pothermia+treatment
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       I really think you should let your body regulate itself and not interfere with nature. just strip off man give the girls a treat.
po, Dec 08 2001
  

       While I love the idea, <Had it myself years ago, although only for cooling> it's not really practical...cold blood apparently causes cramps when given to patients; and the two openings through the skin would be a significant source of infection themselves.
StarChaser, Dec 08 2001
  

       I'm not talking about 20 C here Star. Closer to about 36 C, just a little cooler. I was aware of the cramping problem. We had about 39 C here yesterday, so it would have been helpful.
UnaBubba, Dec 08 2001
  

       My Exwife is coldblooded - and as evidenced by the email I got from my daughter a couple of days ago, my daughter is equally coldblooded. Certainly enough to make my own blood boil.
thumbwax, Dec 08 2001
  

       tw, thats wimmin for you!
po, Dec 08 2001
  

       I hope this wouldn't operate from a MS Windows OS -- what if it bluescreened?
daruma, Dec 08 2001
  

       39°C?! Good grief.

Daruma, this sort of device would probably be best if it had no cpu at all.
bristolz, Dec 08 2001
  

       Wouldn't it be potentially messy if it was external. Have you ever tried getting bloodstains out? What's wrong with a coat and scarf? or a fan?
notripe, Dec 08 2001
  

       Isn't the head also a radiator of heat, too?
bristolz, Dec 08 2001
  

       The head and scalp are a heat exchanger as it stands. Head cuts bleed a *lot* for this very reason. I perceive this to be something grafted into the skin and soft enough to prevent it snagging on things and tearing.   

       As for operating it from Windows... ugh! Far too prone to virus infections for my liking.
UnaBubba, Dec 08 2001
  

       I'd rather have it run from Windows on a PC than from a Mac :|
jimithing, Dec 08 2001
  

       [jimithing], I know a lot of people who can run all day on a big Mac.
UnaBubba, Dec 08 2001
  

       You mean a big Mac as in the G4 cube or the big Mac as in the McDonald's sandwich UB? Whichever one you mean, though -- I'm at a loss of words. I apologize.
jimithing, Dec 08 2001
  

       Sharper Image has something similar to the 'hand cooler'...A collar with heat conductive plates around your throat, and a small evaporative cooler at the back of your neck.   

       Unfortunately, these don't work well in humid areas. Moving because it's hot a few days is generally not an option...
StarChaser, Dec 09 2001
  

       Hmm... how about a liquid nitrogen tourniquet? Sure it'd kill the surrounding tissue but might save a life. It beats "putting pressure" on gaping wounds - what is this, the dark ages?
prometheus, Dec 09 2001
  

       hmmmmmmmmm... prometheus bound for a bloodletting?
thumbwax, Dec 10 2001
  

       [bristolz] - you are correct - the head is an extremely efficient radiator of heat (obviously more so in PeterSealy's case than yours). From various conversations with nurses (after being rushed to hospital with suspected hypothermia) I seem to remember that about 60% of heat is lost from the head.
hippo, Dec 10 2001
  

       Starve a fever … ?
reensure, Dec 10 2001
  

       Saturday Night.   

       This device would have numerous medical and surgical applications.
UnaBubba, Dec 10 2001
  

       Lotsa Google hits for the "partial bypass" method of routing hypothermia patients' blood through a small heater to warm them up.
hippo, Dec 10 2001
  

       with chemistry 10C is like an order of magnitude different enzyme activity thus cooling the blood a degree C is kind of like halving enzyme activity   

       I've thought that a carotid artery plug cooler could deliver cooler blood to the brain; if you could still think you might have half the rate of brain aging   

       likewise raise liver temp a few degrees C to rather quickly metabolize poisons; nerve gas attack ---> warm up your liver right away with a warm water pillow or comfy computerized electric blanket that can find your liver   

       the connector is the iffy part
beanangel, Jan 16 2008
  

       This is an excellent idea except for the fatal part. Passing your blood through any kind of foreign structure for a long time is likely to activate the clotting cascade. Artificial heart valves just about get away with it, because the surface area/ volume ratio is low (ie, not much surface contact per unit volume of blood). But heart/lung machines used during some surgeries are a big problem even for the duration of the operation.   

       There is a lot of research into inhibiting key proteases in the clotting cascade, particularly for administering during such operations, to prevent clotting. The main problem is to make them reversible (or short-lived) so that normal clotting can resume ASAP after the operation. Having a filter plumbed in permanently is not a good plan.   

       Also, how do you plan to filter out infectious agents, given that both bacteria and viruses are smaller than even red (let alone white) blood cells?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 16 2008
  


 

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